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anxioussailorsoldier · 11 months

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town baby daddy. he's basically working for the gerudo health department

#loz #link #leeroy #comic #linksona #makes sense for the gerudo who can't/won't leave town but still want kids or sex with a voe right?#leeroy loves the 'voe and me' classes #sorry im obsessed with this himbo #are there bicycles in hyrule? i suppose there are unicorn bikes and cars now so im gonna say yes #he still has that korok in his hair hence the sparkles #he's been given a sapphire circlet for heat protection #those ladies take care of him as much as he takes care of them #i know link doesn't need the vai outfit anymore in totk but how can I NOT draw it

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jemmo · 2 years

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my sister watches bad buddy - ep 4

- pat is the definition of these muscles are here for nothing pls protect me

- omg he went for the waist

- look it’s an actual cat (not pran the cat)

- i rlly wanna see what long haired guy (she means korn) looks like with his hair down

- does his shirt say friend (me like 👀👀👀 she noticed)

- why are they dressed like church boys

- omg it’s the lesbian!!!!!!

- wow she’s bold for the first day

- *trips* wow i would’ve run away and changed schools

- oh sorry pran let me accidentally walk into you head on

- oh sorry pran let me accidentally get in your way when i can fully see where im going and have my hands out ready to hold your waist

- oh it’s pat, that’s the pat face (when pran looks through the keyhole)

- pats rlly out here like “do you not understand how far were in to this relationship, I’m moving in”

- pat rlly like “come and sit down honey stop disturbing domestic time by trying to kick me out”

- oh yeah this is what bros do, just shoving heads up shirts

- and take your whorish lil flip flops with you

- he’s insufferable i adore him (and yes, shes talking about pat)

- pran really shut that door like i just saw heaven. and then proceeded to sit on his pat infested sofa and bask in all his sweat. fuck that boys got it down bad.

- pran: leave me alone. also pran: wtf why aren’t you texting me to tell me where you’re going

- uh oh pat been caught playing away from home

- i know i should be rooting for pat and pran but pat and ink would make the hottest couple ever

- pat looking at ink like oops my bisexuality is showing

- *sees inkpa interact once* hmmm yeah I like them

- oh shit pats been caught playing away AGAIN

- prans like “oh sorry I was just having a gay hallucination”

- i approve of his short shorts

- who’s he looking at!!!!!!

- both pran and ink like my homosexual ass?? like you????

- look at him taking in the stray puppy

- stop sniffing!!!!!

- come on he just wants cuddles. you can’t deny those biceps

- *rubs hands together* yesssss the bracelet jealousy

- *chanting* say no. say no. say no.

- NO!

- oh fuck that hurts

- no, no, I know you don’t mean it but pls stop talking pat, you’re just making it worse

- that’s what heartbreak looks like *points to his single tear*

- you may have stole my heart but you will never steal my duvet!!!

- *fades to black* *she turns to me* i’m not ok

(ep 1) (ep 2) (ep 3)

#im SO SORRY im so behind on these #work has been exhausting me but im gonna schedule all these to post over the next couple of weeks #bc yes we only have one ep left #and shes been putting off for weeks bc she doesnt want it to end #and were waiting for the perfect friday evening alone to watch it #anyway we have a running joke that my older sister is just the slightest bit bi #bc shes rlly weak for kate winslet in the holiday specifically #and now ink is firmly added to that list #so yes ink makes everyone gay for her its a fact #and shes obsessed #one of my fave lines shes ever said that i cannot stop bringing up #and idk if its in these anywhere but ill say it here anyway #THIS IS JUST ICONIC #I WANT TO BE IN AN INK PAT SANDWICH #and she believes in lesbian himbo supremacy #and yet they’re keeping up the precedent bad buddy set of saying we are not shying away as a show or as actors #bad buddy series #made by jemmo

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post-modern-prometheus · 2 years

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Not them saying it’s more realistic to have only 2 gay characters. 💀 because it’s not. Literally my whole friend group is gay and none of us knew that when we all first met.

top ten things my hs friend group ever did was all come out at the same time bc i was so upset ab homophobia that i accidentally came out and then everyone but two people went "oh hey me too"

#college friend group is like: me. trans girl. bi girl. a bunch of straight dudes.#no theyre the best tho im glad we live in a world where they can literally talk non stop about how hot they think certain guys in movies ar #like when we watched memento they spent most of the movie going: hes so hot i love him i wanna be him i wanna f #(except they all think billy is so hot sigh)#it's also good cuz theyre all IN LOVE with jules from euphoria so we at least all have the same taste in women #like i dont watch that show but im obsessed w hunter schafer #they all are obsessed w the show too #oh and theyre all like the Best Type of straight dudes like they always hype the girlies up #and theyre all himbos too and theyre always looking out for me like someone is always up to walk me home #sorry for going off ab my boys i just miss them so much #BUT I GET TO SEE TWO OF THEM ON TUESDAY !!!!!

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schizoidcel · 20 days

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## BOOTHILL x READER ★

🤍 ﹒ HEADCANONS ! ! . .

－ notes ̽ ۪⠀written before his release + gn reader huhu. yall i swear ill get to the lcb requests but im brainrotting too fucking much right now boothill is colonizing my mind so enjoy these thoughts i had and will throw into the tags

︶︶︶︶︶︶︶︶︶༉‧₊˚.

He's a little spoon and NOBODY can convince me otherwise period.

We know damn well hes touch starved. So ofcourse he'd wanna be nuzzled up inbetween your chest and chin

Will teach you how to ride a horse. He definitely has a favourite (his name is Sebastian 🌚🌚)

Very protective over him though. You will not ride on that horse until you are months into the relationship

He gave you another horse to practice riding on and an extra horse incase the other "knocks your socks off" ... Whatever that means

You named them Yee and Haw and he was so conflicted with his emotions that he considered getting a routine check up on his body

Will tease you if you completely fuck up immediately.

He grabs your hands to gesture on things you should be wary about while being on the back of a horse, knowing it'll mess your brain up and lead you to not pay attention to a single thing coming out of his mouth

On the other hand if you're able to handle it in a short amount of time, he'll start flirting with you

"I'm doing it, Boo!" "Nice work, honeybunch. Think ya can manage ridin' somethin' else?" "Dude"

It's one or the other. You will not escape the Boothill down bad programm

Boothill also acts like a himbo to mess around with you.

On another note, you called him Bootyhill once and he's still shook up. Whether /pos or /neg is up to interpretation

While we're on the topic of nick/pet names, he calls you things you've never heard of before .

Or even if you did, they're things you expected never to be called 😭

What the fuck is a doodlebug Boothill

Type of man to get flustered when you flirt back. He just starts bugging out

Will play it cool though, but the faint blue on his cheeks says otherwise

Also a fan of headpats. No, he's not ashamed. No, he will not tell you.

Expanding on the no shame, Boothill takes it to the extreme

No filter, no mask, no nothing. Touchy EVERYWHERE you go

Even if he can't really feel it, he just feels more at ease when you both are near eachother or touch one another. Man wants to protect his partner, after all

It dosen't matter if you're able to protect yourself, the gesture just makes him feel more comfortable and calm

Also has a hair pulling kink woah. Let's keep it sfw everybody

Forehead kisses ❤️ or just kisses anywhere on his head in general. Kiss behind his ears and he will overheat

He let's you play with his hair<3 It's one of his favourite passtimes with you

Braid it, tie it in a ponytail, give him buns, pigtails, curl them, decorate them with hairpins, clip bows in his strands it don't matter PLAY WITH HIS HAIR ⁉️

He relaxes SO MUCH it's insane. Genuinely just one finger goes into that hair of his and he melts

This plays into the little spoon factor

You'd tease him about it but he takes pride in it 😭

Has a weird obsession with biting. If you complain that it hurts he goes "What, want me to smooch the pain away?" and he does this fuckass face :3 while you're just staring at him dead in the eye (you say yes btw)

If you're ticklish, he's hell for you

Tickles you in the most random times possible.

And you know it's even WORSE with those cold ass metalic hands

You're cuddling? The sides of your torso are not safe. You're currently occupied with an activity involving your hands? Your armpits are not safe either. He's laying on your bare stomache face down? He starts blowing raspberries.

You know damn well he uses the feathers of his hat 😭

Sticks it up your nose to make you sneeze too. Usually to wake you up or some shit

You could have the most volcano eruption alert level 5 sneeze and he'd still say "Aww, ya sneeze like a kitten!"

One last note this man is a whiney loser bottom not sorry

the word ill is in boothill for a reason the way im laying in bed all sweaty ANYway 🌚😵😵😵😵

ૢ་༘࿐ thank you for reading ! Ⳋ᧙

#boothill x reader #bruh #i feel so insane #and normal #normaling #ok wer e done. im out. goodbye hsr community thisll be my only contribution #proof reading and looking at the eidolon i used for the header why nobody draw him with those glasses yet🧐🧐

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jaylleoo14 · 4 months

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How I like to draw the twst characters because nobody asked

♡ i like drawing Jade two ways: Pretty boy twink or a "your daughter calls me daddy too"

♡ For Azul its either an unhinged crazy ass who might secretly be a boy loser or a fucking smartass scum who isnt pathetic

♡ Floyd is.... well, Floyd. He's silly! I love him unconditionally <3 (no i dont thats a lie- ACK HELP HES CHOKING ME-) Joking, I LOVE drawing him having threatening and scary faces. (that goes for Jade as well)

♡ Idia is either a whimpering begging mess or hes a fucking cocky menace whos actually threatening

♡ Leona is soft shy lion or a badass (yasss slay queen, we stan you‼️) and sassy at the same time (Have you seen the way he stans with his hand on his hip?)

♡ Vil is just strait up serving cunt, no words needed (she is always SERVING from the university of servington with a degree in serving cunt) I always draw him winning because she always is (we stay winning💯)

♡ Rook is an unhinged stalker with a crazy obsession or he's just a silly little lad whos always supportive of others (I like drawing him threatening too)

♡ Epel is my pretty boy who I love to draw because he's so pretty. I like to draw him very wild though and rambunctious

♡ Rollo is literally the same as Idias except he tries to hold his pride feeling really embarrassed

♡ Riddle has a strong presence and personality which i like to convey, being ruthless yet being incredibly soft. I like drawing him cute and pretty sometimes too :3

♡ TREY HAS NICE MF ARMS YOU KNOW DAMN WELL IM DRAWING HIM SCRUMDELIOUCIOUS

♡ Cater makes me sad, so I indulge myself in it. I like drawing him around deep and depressing themes, sometimes dark as well.

♡ Ruggie is either street punk cool and swaggy or damn attractive with an unhinged and sneaky overlay

♡ Jack is so cute to me, I like drawing him as the tsundere he is with a playful side to him with the overprotective bodyguard vibes

♡ Ace... I HATE THAT STUPID MF!!! God he's so annoying we might as well date already >:( He's super playful and flirty and i like drawing him sly and sometimes awkwardly flustered

♡ Deuce is my baby boy crush >\\\\< Hes so precious literally he's my soft boy. I love him sm omg

♡ Malleus is so awkward and somewhat stoic, yet thats what makes him cute! He's like a himbo to me hahahaha hes so silly to me sometimes but then im like, oh wait, hes hot. And then i do a 360 and all of a sudden he's this hot smirking bastard

♡ Lilia is so drippy he's my little doll, I want to style him in so many different ways (●ˇ∀ˇ●) and he's so badass yet girlypop at the same time, hello?? No one can pull it off like Lilia does, its the bisexual in him 🤞

♡ Silver is so sweet and pretty, though I always draw him sleeping because its so easy just drawing someone sleeping in low quality T0T (sorry Silver stans)

♡ Sebek is a silly little guy who I want to kick for the fun of it sometimes ^-^ But I like drawing him getting teased a lot or often getting picked on because I find it funny

♡ Jamil being a sassy overworked mom who always too tired to show any type of expression other than showing anger, exasperation, or an anxious stressed out look. Other than that, its a tired deadpan face for me as he's holding a mug saying "kys." Jamil is like a little hater to me and I stan that <3

♡ Kalim being oblivious and a bit slow, but other than that hes the happy radiating sunshine we all know as. I like giving him moments where hes so genuine and kind where you're just completely soft around him and an arrow shoots through your heart

♡ Ortho is that friendly neighbor! I like him drawing him being supportive of others and always being Idia's right hand man who can also be sneaky and sly

This doesnt usually apply to their yandere self though ^^

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konigsblog · 11 months

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just thinkin about loser sub!konig who you fucked only once because he had a big dick, and now he’s unhealthily obsessed with you and wants anything you’ll give him, any time of day. you’ll give him a handjob to get him to stop following you around like a weirdo and look really annoyed while doing it while hes basically yelling out moans and shooting big fat loads all over himself. you’re too prideful to admit that you enjoy it, and that you come repeatedly on his cock every time you let him have a “pity fuck.” wtf are you gonna do, apologize for being a bully?? no, this big loser himbo is working SO hard to please you after you so graciously first gave him a spare crumb of coochie, and he’ll drain his balls as deep in your cunny as he can if it makes you happy, and you don’t want him to lose that drive that makes him bust holes in the drywall with how hard he fucks you into the mattress by saying sorry :( and he absolutely just loses his mind once he gets inside, almost drooling and crying as he pumps you so full over and over with his thick globs of breeder cum :(((((( im not even into degredation i just wanna see big burly men cry over coochie 💀

also if you dont have a 🧚‍♀️ anon yet, would you mind if i used it when sharing thots? 👉👈

he becomes so needy and desperate for you. pawing at your clothes, attempting to tear them off you before being pushed away, sobbing and whining when you continuously denied him. if you're being honest, you only ever had sex with him due to his massive, heavy cock. you can see it bulge out of his pants, grinding against your ass whilst begging for you to let him fuck you.

but now he was obsessed, and unhealthily. gritting his teeth and glaring at others who got the chance to touch and fuck you, listening to your moans as they slam their cocks into your sore, wet and tight hole. getting on his knees whilst being alone in the barracks room, panting and pulling at your clothes :((

pushing yourself back against the mattress, lifting your hips and peeling your wet panties off. you could practically see drool dripping from his mouth immediately ripping off his clothes and rutting inside you. tears flowing from his eyes, bottom lip quivering causing his face to become raw and pink. coming soso fast :(( and graciously offering another round, overstimulating him as he wailed :(

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bitchimasnake-sss · 3 months

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At this point, I'm just stalking your page! Like I've said before- MASTERPIECES ~

So, if you see me spamming your notifications. I'm just coming in and liking all the posts, now you know why!

But I do have a request for you for the monster trio. Could you write one where the reader talks so much about her family to them, like they feel like they're already part of the family?

Like they already know what family members like and don't, what ticks them off, and such- like they want to meet your family! They want to meet the family that helped raise their girlfriend into the most amazing person in the world! They want to say thank you for allowing them to be part of her world.

So when they hear they'll be going to the island you're from. They get as excited as you to meet/see them, trying their best to look presentable. (Even showering!- I'm looking at you, Luffy, and Zoro👀)

When they met, not only did they welcome him into the family with welcoming arms- HE GETS TREATED BETTER THAN YOU! I can see the family telling them embarrassing stories, showing pictures of you as a kid- He ends up taking some copies of them back to the ship because they can't believe how adorable you were.

Little did he know that they'd already been accepted into the family way before you guys started dating. She would send her family letters telling them how amazing of a boyfriend they are.

I'm so sorry! I got too excited and wrote all this- if it's too much to do to it's okay! I'm close to my family and love them a lot- like I know the monster trio didn't have a great childhood, didn't know their family, etc. Being around a family where you can love each other very much moves them.

Sorry- I'm just rambling! Again! Love your work!!!

this has been in my inbox for fucking months. but im obsessed and finally motivated. lets get fucking wholesome. (idk if youd even see this but hopefully it lives out to your expectations!!)

time of my life ft. monkey d. luffy!

set-up: growing up in a small island with a tight knit community simply meant you were the closest with your parents. they had been your support system, from their grand gestures of love like being present on your important days to the small ones like just offering a shoulder to cry on when you had a rough day, they were truly everything to you. so, it's only natural that you mentioned them a little (or maybe a lot) to your boyfriend. and it may/may not have been a grave mistake.

luffy:

(going off a slight tangent here but its so funny that luffy's character design is just him having giant bug-like himbo eyes and smile. love him 🙏🏼)

♡ everyone loves luffy. that's pretty much his thing. the easiest way to describe him is by thinking of him as a baby goat. no matter how hard you try, you're probably gonna like him at some point or the other. even if you hate animals and babies. its gonna happen because its inevitable. ♡ so, it didn't take you long to figure out that he'd probably fit right in with your family (especially since he was so close with ace whenever he visited, family seemed like his kinda thing) ♡ even before you started dating, when you'd receive letters from your family, luffy was usually the one to ask how they were doing and what you were gonna write back. so, at one point, it seemed as if he knew your family like his own. ♡ he knew of your father's knee pain and your mother's distaste for drinking (she'd probably hate zoro and force him to bath). he knew of your younger sibling's favourite dishes and that they freak out when they see spiders of any size. he listened whenever you talked and for that, you were grateful. ♡ in your recent letters, you may have talked about him. how he's a bit of an idiot but has the heart of gold, how he makes you laugh when you miss your family and how within the crew, you found a new family altogether. ♡ so ofc, one day when you mentioned very briefly that your island is nearby, he and nami had to take a quick detour. ♡ ideally, if your boyfriend knows everything about your family, they'd try to be the perfect boyfriend and do everything right. but this is luffy. so he just remained the exact same and info dumped everything he knew in front of your family (neurodivergent tendencies i presume). ♡ but ofc ur family was obsessed. your mom almost wept tears of joy from how much this bitch was enjoying her food (both you and her lost count after the 17th plate tbh). your sibling almost murdered luffy because now they had to clean a significant amount of plates now. but everyones having a jolly good time (except you 👍🏼) ♡ but now you're parents are showing pictures from your childhood and WHY ARE YOU BUCK NAKED IN LIKE HALF OF THEM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MOM STOP IT!! YOURE LIKE EMBARASSING ME!! ♡ you ended up leaving after a good three days (the crew had other stuff to get to and a detour can only be so long), but everyone left the place with good memories. sanji has now acquired ten new recipes, zoro may have stolen some alcohol concoction recipes and luffy may have stolen all of your parent's affection towards you. ♡ well whatever, its okay ♡ also, you're not supposed to know this but luffy now has three of your baby photos (all of them may/may not be embarrassing as fuck). it's okay though because it just proves to him that you were adorable then and are adorable now.

a/n: zoro's and sanji's parts will be up soon y'all im trying to write fluff 😭✋🏼

#one piece #opla #monkey d luffy #op #luffy x reader #luffy fic #strawhats #straw hat pirates #one piece luffy

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discar · 29 days

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HZD Terraforming Base-001 Text Communications Network

Chapter 9 | Prev chapter | Next chapter Chapter Index

Zo: Beta? I made dinner, if you would like to eat with us.

β: im fine here

HIMBO: I'll bring it down for you.

Marshall Kotallo: I prefer to eat alone as well.

Marshall Kotallo: But the companionship is still welcome.

β: im fine

Marshall Kotallo: [LonelyPuppy.png]

ForgeLordAleMaster: THAT'S SCRAPPING ADORABLE. WHY DO I WANT TO BRING IT IN OUT OF THE RAIN?

β: that wont work ive seen literally thousands of those im immune

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Direct Message (@ β)

Marshall Kotallo: You misunderstand. Not every arrow needs to strike flesh to hit its target.

β: ?

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HIMBO: That's it, Beta, I'm bringing you up here. Eat with us at least for tonight.

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Direct Message (@ Marshall Kotallo)

β: ah i was the puppy not you

Marshall Kotallo: From the literature I have uncovered, I believe you are actually a kitten, but I could not find an image I was satisfied with.

β: im going to hack your focus and replace all your dog pics with tapeworms

Marshall Kotallo: I'll see you in a moment.

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Zo: Aloy? Any chance you'll be back tonight?

FlameHairSavior: I'm deep in Tenakth territory. There's a lost watchtower, or something, and I still haven't really checked in on the Lowland Clan.

Zo: [ForumWeaponSadHeadshake82.gif]

Zo: Just make sure you eat something besides meat.

Marshall Kotallo: I still do not understand your obsession with eating plants.

ForgeLordAleMaster: YEAH, ME NEITHER.

Zo: Erend, the Tenakth diet makes you look like an Utaru.

ForgeLordAleMaster: I DON'T THINK YOU GET HOW MUCH MEAT I EAT.

Zo: Less than the Tenakth.

β: why are you texting were all right here

ForgeLordAleMaster: WE WANT TO INCLUDE ALOY!

β: she said shes busy shes not even reading these

FlameHairSavior: I can multitask.

FlameHairSavior: Sorry Erend, but Zo's right. The Tenakth eat more meat than everyone.

FlameHairSavior: You should talk to this cook in

FlameHairSavior: oops

FlameHairSavior: You should talk to this cook in Salt Bite who was complaining about it.

Zo: I really don't think it's safe for you to text while you ride.

FlameHairSavior: Don't worry, I'm not riding.

HIMBO: ...are you fighting?

ADMIN [GAIA]: She is.

FlameHairSavior: Traitor.

HIMBO: STOP TEXTING AND JUST FIGHT

β: were all going to die

Chapter 9 | Prev chapter | Next chapter Chapter Index

#horizon #horizon zero dawn #horizon forbidden west #zo #aloy #varl #kotallo #erend vanguardsman #beta horizon #HZDBaseChat

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murderofravens · 6 months

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could you elaborate further on your post about the ooc megumi and yuuji? please don’t take this the wrong way, but ive read it like 7 times, and i cant understand your point? is ooc megumi supposed to be the blushy or the pervy? and yuuji— yeah like can you explain more? im sorry, im trying to say it in the most least offending way possible. 😭😭

no i mean like megumi, if we take his character from jjk, he's blunt but he's shy— he blushes and gets embarrassed easily, he keeps to himself, and when ozawa asked him about yuji's type, he answered with 'tall girls' and left out the part about the big ass, and even made a note of how yuji has a naked girl poster on his wall which would make any potential girlfriends jealous— he is not the mean snarky bitchy playboy dom who woul hold you down and use you while calling you a skank whore— like most fics portray him as and sometimes the ooc stuff really just pisses me off because of that IF you're writing according to the og jjk timeline. i can see him more as soft and sweet, caring more about intimacy, his type is someone with unshakeable character and HE'S SUBMISSIVE AS FUCK im sorry

yuuji on the other hand, is also blunt, he's straightforward— it's also been mentioned that he doesn't hold his feelings back and is honest to a fault. and it's canon that he was snooping around in adult themed stores when he was underage, dragged megumi with him to a maid themed store, is always very vocal about the kind of women he likes— EVEN with yaga, and everybody got a crush on him, and i cant see him more on the harder rougher side, especially after shibuya, because of his strength, his blunt personality, and he seems more like the type to know what he's doing, and he is a himbo sure but he's also very smart and its proven multiple times through jjk, he just comes off as a little less smart because of how he's surounded by people like gojo and nanami. he seems more like the pervy guy type who would be obsessed with his girlfriend and take his stress out on her because that boy is STRESSED. and then i see fics portray him as this little submissive boy who stutters around every girl, even though yuji canonically got everybody in love w him fr. so this mischaracterization and making megumi seem like that when he's on the softer side while yuji seems more brash and on the dom side pisses me off

and in short i want more pervy yuji fics so thats why

#wow i ranted a lot #i feel like i might be missing out more but well #i hope u get it nonnie 😭

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brandnewhuman · 2 years

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HELLO THERE

♡ Welcome to my blog ♡

Enjoy your stay, and while you're scrolling

Take a look at this

☆About me☆

Behold, the unhinged raccoon is here. Name's Izzy, I'm 22 and my pronouns are they/them. Just intj himbo doing silly little stuff

If you're here then you are now my gremlin and I'm your new dad, it's the law so don't fight it.

Having the embarrassing life purpose of obsessing over pretty men, even prettier women and everything that my little stinky funky brain finds neat.

Hey! I draw too sometimes. Not the best but I try

I'm like really socially awkward but I make up for it by USING ALWAYS ALL CAPS TO SCREAM AND ASSERT DOMINANCE

I speak Italian, English and Spanish. And by speak I mean I commit grammatical crimes with all three of them.

I sometimes put song recommendations in my posts cause I think my music taste is pretty lit.

Giving the most atrocious and shitty takes is my passion not my purpose

I have, ironically, a passion for writing and reading but the attention span of a 3 year old i have been cursed with does not give zero fucks. My two braincells are fighting for their life to work with my hobbies

asks about the admi

RULES!

About request and what I will and will not write:

DO NOT REQUEST:

pedophilia, zoophilia, incest, r4pe descriptions ecc.

Please don't request extreme kinks like feet, scat ecc.

I don't write smut bros im sorry, I've tried but its not my thing. I can do light NSFW things tho

Please don't request real life people such celebrities, serial killers ecc

DO REQUEST:

if you want things such gore scenes, torture ecc. Being this a blog part of many dark themed fandoms I don't have a problem writing those type of things.

You can request ships too as long as they respect the guidelines

ABOUT MY WRITING:

I will always try to have the reader depiction neutral in any aspect such gender, religion, sexuality, race ecc but if you want something specific just ask!

I take like a long ass time doing requests so just hang on and sooner or later I'll do yours dw. If I haven't done it it's because I just need to tune my funky brain into writing or because I'm just obsessing over other fandoms.

Everything will always have a tw if needed so read them carefully, they're there for a reason.

WHAT DO I POST?

Matchups!

Headcanons

One shots

Drabbles

Multiple parts fanfic

I'll now start with the whole character sending letters thing

Prompts ask

About what characters/fandoms i write for:

FANDOMS I WRITE FOR :

Masterlist

THE SLASHERS:

The walking dead au

Asa emory Au

Any version of Michael Myers

Brahms Heelshire

Asa Emory (the collector)

Jesse Cromeans (laid to rest)

Jason Voorhees

Thomas Hewitt

Bubba Sawyer

The Sinclair Twins (house of wax)

Pyramid head

Corey cunningham (Halloween ends)

AMERICAN HORROR STORY:

Tate Langdon

Kit Walker

Kyle Spencer

Jimmy Darling

James Patrick March

Oliver Thredson

Countess

ASSASSIN'S CREED

Ezio Auditore

Desmond Miles

Yusuf Tazim

Clay kaczmarek

Arno Dorian

THE WALKING DEAD:

Milton Mamet

Negan Smith

GHOST:

Swiss

Aether

Cardinal Copia

Rain

DETROIT BECOME HUMAN

Connor

Elijah kamski

Gavin reed

Ralph

Markus

Daniel

Chloe

Rk900 connor aka nines

Rk600 connor aka cyberlife tower connor

Call of duty modern warfare 2

Simon "ghost" riley

König

John "soap" mactavish

Hocus pocus

Billy butcherson

JoJo's bizarre adventure:

Jonathan joestar

Dio brando

Caesar Zeppeli

Phantom of the opera

The phantom aka Eric

The last of us

Tommy Miller

Joel Miller

Ellie Williams

Spider-Man into and across the spiderverse

Miguel O'Hara

The Spot

Peter B Parker

Peter Parker (Miles's universe)

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Overall just tell me what you want, follow these guidelines, be nice and I'll be more than happy to take your request!

#slasher community #slasher fandom #slashers #horror movies #slasher movies #slashers fanfiction #fanfiction #american horror story #ahs #stranger things fandom #detroit become human #dbh fandom #ghost bc #nameless ghouls #the walking dead #twd fandom

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hammity-hammer · 8 months

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hehehehe i was tagged by @cheatghost to post 6 characters i relate to so here we go!

1. nandor the relentless from what we do in the shadows - i too am a giant himbo

2. holland march from the nice guys - biggest idiot that just coincidentally is good at his job-- also i too make references to things im obsessed with constantly (he referenced hitler at least 5 times in the movie--- for no good reason)

3. will graham from hannibal (nbc) - delusional autistic mess that WOULD fall in love with a cannibal murderer given the chance

4. eliot waugh from the magicians - sarcastic gayboy with too many emotional problems-- also i would spend an entire lifetime falling in love and living with my best friend (and then come back to the current timeline and our bond would be unbreakable)

5. eddie munson from stranger things - apparently i have big ole cow eyes too (i dont know that i agree but @a-little-unsteddie thinks so and i have it on good authority that they know a lot about me) also; i would have flunked hs twice if this was the 80s too, and i am loud, autistic, and gay

6. charlie spring from heartstopper - so gay and full of love for my people----- sweet lil dork too i think (and i wanna play the drums so bad but i have no space for it)

SORRY THIS IS SO LATE IT'S BEEN SITTING IN MY DRAFTS FOR FOREVER BUT I WAS WAITING TO BE ABLE TO FINISH IT ON MY COMPUTER ------- thank you for the tag lou <3333

im gonna tagggggg.....

@a-little-unsteddie @rhaenyyras @riality-check @someforeignband @sailing-through-hawkins @highkingpenny @corrodedcorpses & anyone else who wants to do this !!

#get to know ham #me & the random little guys that live in my brain #i was so torn between eddie and steve but everyone says i have steve's personality with eddie's interests #and i cant say theyre wrong?#but the boyf is the steve to my eddie so i went with eddie for this one <333 #also usually i throw in bilbo baggins but martin freeman sucks and im getting over that (i love tolkien sm tho)#anyways yeah here ya go old tag game!

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fushiguro · 3 months

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Do you mind if I ask your top 10 favorite characters (can be male or female) from all of the media that you loved (can be anime/manga, books, movies or tv series)? And why do you love them? Sorry if you've answered this question before.....Thanks...

ohhh thank you for this question! mmm let's try this, im trying to mix fandoms and not repeat them:

kamala khan from marvel comics: she's the first character i found that i could relate to somehow in mainstream media and i love how complex and brave she is. she's so inspiring to me and growing up with her has been a unique experience, i hold her dear to my heart.

yuuji itadori from jujutsu kaisen: THAT'S MY SON!!!!! i love him so much, he's like that type of character that it's just THE SUN !!!!! i want to keep him safe in my pocket so nothing bad ever happens to him!!! he''s so brave, the fact he decided to enroll jujutsu high only because he wanted to save people, he wanted to do good things askdsjfnj my baby for real <3

sydney adamu from the bear: i love how determined she is. like. she still faces struggles and downs but she is determined to reach her goal and that is so inspiring. plus she's funny and she's played by god herself (ayo edebiri). girlboss of the century.

kate sharma from bridgerton: i fell in love with her reading the book but seeing her played by simone ashley was lifechanging. i am obsessed with her, her dynamic with anthony is one of my fav ships ever (and im usually not into period dramas or period romances), and i can't wait to see more of her. watching bridgerton for kate and kanthony ONLY

bigby wolf from the wolf among us: dude. DUDE. CHARACTER OF ALL TIME. he is a werewolf (i have an insane obsession with werewolves), he is a himbo, he is out there protecting women, he is everything!!!! i love that he is viewed as a dangerous individual yet he is always seeking to do good. idk i love him telltale pls release twau 2 so i can see him

velma dinkley from scooby doo: she is me. i once saw a scooby doo film when i was like 6 and never looked back. she is me. she is bisexual she is a virgo she is a nerd she is obsessed with mysteries she cant see without her glasses she IS ME

spirit from spirit: stallion of the cimarron: one of my fav movies ever, lead by my fav horse ever. he means the world to me and both him and the movie kind of dictated everything i believe in nowadays since i first watched the movie if that makes sense

dinah lance from dc comics: WIFEYYYY even though i have to say i have a complicated relationship with her comics, this was love at first sight. dinah was one of the first dc characters i came across with and i instantly knew she was going to be a fav. i love her powers, her design, her dynamics with other characters and i love her. wish there were more comics that featured a depiction of her that i liked

louis de pointe du lac from interview with the vampire: i am so intrigued by him as a character and i cant wait to see s2 and read the book(s). im referring only to jacob anderson's depiction of the character, btw. im usually not into main characters but there's just something about him that makes me love him. he is so haunted and has gone through so much, it's so interesting to see his journey regarding being a vampire and having this new life.

katniss everdeen from the hunger games: there will never be a leading lady of a young adult saga like her. like. there will NEVER be. she is so complex and so human and so brave and so reserved and all her choices and dlskjmfknfjd. i dont know what else to say dfkjngj.

#about me #omg i loved doing this but also i have such a hard time naming favs ejrknfjkd

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lunicho · 1 month

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hi bunny! it’s me again 🍑 anon.. i wanted to give longer time between messages but i was remember that seongbin and seongmo have their own soundcloud accs where they have posted solo music (predebut?) and it’s soo good.. of course i’m especially obsessed with seongbin’s.. 82major has their own soundcloud account too u might already know all of this but when i was there listening to illegal and some of seongbin’s stuff i found they released a song called “noona”?? 😭😭 anyways… also at work.. 🤭 thinking about himbo seongbin and listening to his songs and thinking about (and pls forgive me if ur not into this.. and i’m also not going to articulate it well at all) but seongbin being intimidated by his gf being strong and smart and wanting to be more dominant in the relationship but when he does have to ask her for help he’s so shy and meek about it and says silly teasing things to try to keep the upper hand.. forgive me for not being able to elaborate any further and also i think i was expecting to go in a more toxic!seongbin direction with this thought but.. i’m so sorry for this rambling but my main point was that if u haven’t checked out his and seongmo’s soundclouds u def should!! (and if u have i wanna know what u think cuz their style is sooooooo😵‍💫)

i actually didn't know about their soundclouds! i'm like never the most caught up person when it comes to groups and like their content and stuff so this is actually very new information to me! i need to go and listen to their songs on there fs cuz i just knoww it's all so good. also seongbin with the noona song?? 😭 seongbin milf hunter i see i see 😭

i think im catching ur drift here i think i think.. so like seongbin tries to maintain the upper hand with you because he's not ready to let go and submit, he tries so hard to be all cocky with you but it doesn't really work. but he gets so needy and has to come to u for help and when u do help him out u treat him like a little princess, doting on him, praising him, calling him all kinds of cutesy names and stuff like that and it just fucks with him a little cuz he's like "why is this not working" like he makes so many slick comments, trying so hard to affect you more than ur affecting him but it doesn't work and he really just ends up sounding so pathetic :(

i could see him being the type to try and act like things aren't affecting him but he's so hyper aware of where your hands are on his body, your fingertips light a fire on his skin and he's just so jumpy and reactive and kinda super sensitive. i feel like he'd be quite vocal as well, letting out grunts and shaky moans but he'd try to keep that all in but u can tell by the way his cock keeps twitching that he's so turned on and he's going so crazy here 😭 also toxic seongbin 👀 im listening im listening (if u have more thoughts ofc)

also i will definitely have to listen to their soundclouds and i'll let yk when i do!!

#bunny chats <3 #🍑 anon #82major smut #82major smut imagines #82major seongbin smut #82major seongbin smut imagines #kpop smut

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its-all-honey · 8 months

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The Umbrella Academy Season 3 ☂️

i last week finished watching the third season woo !! i used to be so obsessed with tua after watching season 1 that i even ended up getting all the volumes of the comics 😅 after watching season 3 i also reread all the comics back to back in like one sitting lol (spoilers for both the show and the comics coming up 🫣)

im gonna try my best to not make this sound super confusing when i talk about both season 3 of the show and volume 3 of the comics lol ------------------------------- the comic ---------------------------------so i went into season 3 having not previously read the 3rd volume of the comics meaning i had no idea what would happen, though i did know that the idea of hotel obsidian/oblivion was based off the comics BUT!! i found that the 3rd season of the show practically had nothing to do with the comics other than the title 😭 the plots of the show and comics across all seasons and volumes are both very different and season 3 was the most unlike its corresponding comic. one of the main differences being that the sparrow academy are only introduced at the end of volume 3 of the comics so i honestly dont know where the whole storyline for the 3rd season of the show came from i personally found the plot of the 3rd volume of the comic quite confusing and hard to follow as the perspectives and locations kept changing a lot so im actually rather glad that they chose not to portray the events of this comic in the show. that being said, i did like how each of umbrella siblings had their own storylines/adventures that they were on. probably my favourite storyline in the comics is vanya's ongoing recovery from volume one of the comics and also the pairing of five and allison which happens throughout the comics. i also like that luther and diego's rivalry is present across the comics. ------------------------------- the show --------------------------------- in the show, i find the characters to be much more likeable and more full of personality compared to the comics so season 3 did not disappoint in that respect. it was cool to see aspects of the comics continue to be translated into the show for example allison's reluctance to use her powers is a big thing in both medias AND IM SO GLAD THAT KLAUS FINALLY GOT TO USE THE FULL POTENTIAL OF HIS POWERS IN THE SHOW 😭😭😭 all the other character progression among the umbrella siblings is great as well!!! (we love senior citizen five) i liked the sparrows though some of them did not get much screen time and a few of their powers were a bit lame in my opinion 💀 (marcus and alphonso i am looking at you, sorry not sorry) i love love LOVE fei tho she is sooooo coool and christopher being just a random floating cube is so silly to me plus if you think about it, um some woman gave birth to that?!?!?!?! seeing sparrow ben just get subtly accepted by the umbrella siblings was so sweet like they were lowkey all just so happy to see ben again even if he's different. OH AND SPEAKING OF ACCEPTING!!!!! VIKTOR HARGREEVES 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 madddd props to the producers/writers of the show for giving elliot page a trans character and doing it in such a good way ❤️❤️❤️❤️ im so obsessed with all the different sibling reactions to viktor (also vanya in the comics has short hair sooooooo) ok so a few things i didnt like so much was first of all, luther and sloane romance felt really forced to me and a bittttt weird but ive seen people say that luther was in his himbo era during season 3 so honestly i'll let it slide. secondly there's lila who i disliked in season 2 but then she shows up with stan and i loved stan he was so silly!!!! BUT THEN lila is suddenly actually pregnant😭???? idk man, it gotta hella crazy. um thirdly (this is gonna be a really hot take but hear me out), i know its the whole point of the show and its a reoccurring thing that happens but all this end of the world/apocalypse business is kindaaa boring now 🧍 i guess it does happen differently in each season so its not completely repetitive everytime and i must say that this time was actually my favourite end of the world lol hopefully, the finally season will resolve everything nicely but only time will tell i suppose 👁️👁️. im actually gonna shut up now though because this is getting so long and while i could go on and on about tua im gonna have to stop 😭

#the umbrella academy #netflix #netflix series #the sparrow academy #comics #comic adaptation

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octodrop · 1 year

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stardew characters based on who is most likely to win in a hunger games situation

it's been a hot minute since I made this, but here's some additional thoughts on some characters, from bottom to top:

clint would try and find emily to pair up with but she would already be gone. hed mope around in the open which would leave him an easy target

abigail would think shes such hot shit. but the second shes actually in a threatening situation she would hesitate which would be her downfall

pam and george are both way too stubborn to team up with anyone and it would easily come to their downfalls

sebastian does not have the skills to survive on his own. im sorry

snail is just used to that sort of thing but hes so easily killable. come on

morris thinks hes better than everyone this motherfucker would not team up with anyone if he could

listen. i love sam. but hes kinda dumb. hed get distracted and lost super easily

elliott deserves a dramatic death i think. also its just really funny to me. this man gets blown up

penny has 0 survival skills

i feel like krobus and dwarf would be those kind of deaths that happen without anyone knowing. there's a fire, and they're all alone.

i feel like leo's tendency to live in trees would be his downfall. again, with the fire example, he could get cut off by fire really quickly and have nowhere to go

leah definitely has some survival skills. And I think she'd last longer than most. She has proficiency in some tools that could be used as weapons, But I think she'd be pretty vulnerable in a stage hazard event, especially if she's making it alone.

shane, haley and birdie are pretty self explanatory. Have you seen Haley when she gets pissed off?

I had a whole thought process for Demetrius: Demetrius, Robin and Maru would all stick together (Sebastian had already seperated from everyone else). Demetrius would be super protective of Maru, not wanting anything to happen to his baby girl. But Maru insists she's going to be okay and she knows what to do if she's in danger: the protocols, etc. Demetrius worries if he's being unreasonably anxious over her safety so allows Maru to take a short journey to find water. She heads out. Time passes. A long time passes. There's no sign of Maru. Robin and Demetrius look for her. She'd been attacked. she passes away. demetrius blames himself for the loss and obsesses over it. Robin tries to help him but he can't move on, leaving him an easy target.

I don't remember why I put jodi there?

Gus would absolutely try to help out where he can. but ultimately he's just kind of a guy, he doesn't really have that many survival skills

Linus is hardy and he'd definitely want to help out as many people as he can. But I feel like someone would take advantage of this and kill him

gunther also has the drive to help the community. he can't provide much as an archaeologist but he would definitely do what he could

Harvey would be picked up pretty quickly by a group; his skills as a physician are invaluable in such a setting. This man is a trained professional, and would be protected with whatever it takes. He'd have a lot of support early on, but as number start to decline he'd become more vulnerable. Unfortunately for Harvey, he's physically weak, and does not have it in him to ever cause harm to another human being.

Magnus is a very knowledgeable man, and I think him, Marlon, Gil, Alex and Harvey would make an incredibly strong team. Magnus and Marlon would be experts at tracking field hazards and traps, furthermore, I think Magnus would be the first to sense any sort of approaching disturbance, providing the group with a lot of forewarning and time to prepare for danger. But physically? he doesn't fight with his hands, and if he's unprepared for a physical confrontation, he's gonna suffer

Alex is very physically fit. Honestly? I think he'd be good in a fight. With someone like Magnus to compensate for his himbo nature, he'd go very far. But without that....

Gil, the admin guy, is apparently very good in a fight. yet, we've never seen him leave his chair? the mans gotta rest. so I have no way of knowing how good his fighter instincts are

Then we have the final 3:

Marlon is a very skilled and active adventurer, and aside from what I mentioned above, he's a very seasoned fighter and honestly a powerful survivor so he's an incredibly good candidate for the final 3

Robin is physically active, aware, has the drive and does not a lot of hesitation. She has proficiency in a number of tools that could be used as a weapon, and she has the ability to construct good shelter. Like cmon. how could she not

Kent has been through this before. He's been around the block, knows how to sleep on limited food with one eye open. He's army trained and a war survivor. He knows what he's doing and wouldn't hesitate to kill

Winner:

Emily is an absolute enigma. She has powers beyond any man. I don't know how to elaborate on this any further, but I just know it to be true

#i made this weeks ago. i thought the community would like to see this #stardew valley #no grandpa and the governor are not in the game. they are making out in the game room #octotext

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padfootastic · 1 year

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hi pen! although this will be a little bit different from your usual opinion, BUT listen, as a sirius stan, actually i prefer nowadays’ fandom’s jegulus obsession to the old days’ fandom’s jily + wolfstar trend. for sirius. because, when the fandom trend was wolfstar + jily, they made remus & lily the saints in the marauders group and made lily remus’ guardian angel who beat the rich handsome arrogant himbo jocks sirius & james for smol bean remus, and made remus effeminate and meek. but after jegulus, and atyd, the fandom started to really think remus could be strong not meek, so sirius got to be able to be protected as much as remus in fics, and the fandom, which used to be so obsessed with remus’ trauma, now at least pay attention on how the blacks were horrible to sirius, since they have paid lots of attention about how the blacks were horrible to regulus.

gosh, this is so so old and idek if the anon who sent this is still here but im so sorry 😭😭 i went off tumblr for a few months and my inbox is. cluttered. it’s a bit overwhelming lmao.

but! i really appreciate this input <3

i totally see where ur coming from too; i don’t think this is applicable for like, early 2000s remus/sirius depictions bc that was a different ballgame altogether but like. 2010s? definitely. and perhaps in that way, u could say there’s a definitely improvement.

i just think i’m personally way too biased and picky to ever truly be happy about how sirius is written tho 🙈🙈 it’s entirely a me problem, i admit it, but i see him in a very particular way and i have no patience for anything else lol

#i think—why i have issues w the jegulus fandom conception of sirius #is he just gets undermined so much?#and that happened w wolfstar too #i just need sirius to be treated the way he deserves and we’re all good lmao #i’m def glad that we’re past the himbo manwhore portyrat #portrayal* tho #and lily being an angel #i still think she’s put in a pedestal but def not as bad as before #but like also. i have Opinions ab the marauders fandom and not great ones lol so i’ll just shut up #thank u for this ask and again im rly sorry!!!#rly rly need to clear out my inbox i swear #pen’s asks

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