TWST Incorrect quotes#419 The NEW Rosehearts

In a not-so-distant future in TWST...

Officiant: If anyone objects to this wedding, speak now or forever hold your peace

Yuu*Wearing a Tux/Dress Death glares at everyone*

Riddle: They have a knife

Yuu: Several knives, My Rose~

Riddle: Oh sorry my dearest~,- They have several knives

Yuu: and a cat blowtorch at the ready

Riddle: Mother please don’t say anything

...thats pretty much how i see us Riddle stans getting married

Governor Karen Pryce is asking to speak to the Grand Admiral. 

Star Wars Rebels - Steps into Shadow.

Karen: Well at least I'm a silent motherfucker with no emotions!

Bloody Painter:

Karen: See what I mean.

Bloody Painter: No, not really

Karen: So now you speak?

The Puppteer: I remember when Masky and Toby were arguing once again and it was midnight, B.P got up and shot Toby

Karen: Liar

Bloody Painter: No

People who say that LGBTQ+ people or characters will turn their kid gay are ridiculous. By your logic, a child like myself who consumes Batman media could turn into the Joker. Get off your high horse, Susan, I haven’t bombed cities or jumped into a vat of acid. I highly doubt I’d turn your kid pan✌️

Dear people bitching about us "Disney adults".

Mind your own damn business.

Walt Disney intended his world for all ages, including us adults.

A lot of these people, including me that you call "pathetic" are people who have gone through so much more than you Karen's and Kevin's can imagine.

I was abused as a child. I didn't have parents who took me to vacations, especially not Disney. I didn't have parents at all really, I just had masters. I was more like a slave than their daughter. Since I was special needs they figured I was good for nothing else and was forced into hard labor for as early as I can remember. I have been working since I was at the very oldest six or seven. They aren't poor, my father was just a greedy selfish prick. This wasn't easy labor either, this was hard backbreaking work on farms. There wasn't one day that went by that he didn't hand out some kind of physical retribution for doing absolutely nothing wrong. I wasn't even allowed to go to school. I was homeschooled but it mostly was working and being indoctrinated in fundamentalist Catholic shit.

My sister was spoilt with everything on the planet on the other hand, including Disney VHS that she never watched. Well I watched them. They were a way to escape. Cinderella, in particular, hit real hard for me. I dreamed of going to Disney World, even know I knew it would never happen.

Fast-forward to now, at 29 years old. I put myself through GED and College, got a decent job behind a government desk, and have been battling life long genetic disease and defects and ten years of cancer, and now that the cancer has come home to roost, I've decided to go to Disney before it's too late. This summer this Cinderella is getting her long awaited, well earned glass slippers. And I'm doing it all on my own, with my hard work.

So the next time you run your fucking mouth, with comments of "Disney is for children" and "Disney adults are pathetic" and so on and so forth, remember that you know little about which you speak. That grown woman crying about hugging her favorite character might be me, and trust me, that hug is long, long overdue.

It's not pathetic.

It's powerful.

It's not pathetic, it's a strong independent girl or boy finally doing for themselves.

Shut the fuck up.

White people on my Twitter just have me wanting to share this over and over

*squirts spray bottle*

Now be a good dog and stay on your lane!

Or go bother some other popular ship.

Me, every time I see a bad review for a place, where the main complaint is that the staff was rude:

What did you do to them?? Did you walk into their break room (which is off limits to customers) and demand that they give you XYZ thing?? Did you yell at the minor working the counter because they didn’t put enough ice cubes in your drink? WHAT DID YOU DO TO GET A RUDE RECEPTION!? I want to know.

Anytime I meet a Karen I just start speaking simlish.

*Karen throwing a hissy fit*

"Yaba do da?"

*Karen is screaming*

"Dis es for rachel depwa nurfver fat white nasty smellin fat bitch shanga depwa took bow off the mothafuckin schedule wit cho triflin dirty white racist ass nurfver fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch i’m comin nooby there aey i’m gon beat the frab outta depwa bitch"

here’s a picture of a heart i ripped out of some “Karen” that didn’t know how to mind their own business. 

JK it’s from my anatomy class with at-home dissection kit due to COVID times.

Do you ever just want to walk away from a conversation?

As someone who has worked in retail for 8 years my biggest pet peeve is when a customer complains to you and then proceeds to say “I’m not complaining to you”