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scootdoesart · 1 year
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I don't think I ever posted the listing photos for my stickers, so here they are!! We have the spidermen of NYC , deadpool, my super cute mother 3 stickers, and my barista cat and dog! Still workin' on more to come- get these guys while they're still in stock!!
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nickpeppermint · 1 year
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Happy anniversary! 🎂
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ohshy · 3 months
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hi percy, ummmmmm
do you perchance have any roseclover headcanons
hehe
Heyo spy ! and YEAHHHHH the rivals !!!! (at least in my hc)
Their relationship started off... a little rocky to say the least. Surprisingly enough, it wasn't the cheating that threw don off (after all, he brings a rose and perfume into the ring), but rather aran's (in don's opinion) ridiculous red hairdo and green shorts that make him look like a christmas ornament. Aran on the other hand found Don ridiculously pompous and vain, which made him all the more fun to prank.
So how'd they start to get along? Well... one day when Don decides enough is enough, he decides to take revenge. He pranks aran back in the best way he knows how, by replacing his conditioner with green hair dye, so aran's hair turns green. Aran, instead of becoming angry, just... laughs. and laugh and laugh and laughs. He didn't think a scrawny little dick like Don had it in him to prank him back, and invites him for a pint. Don in turn, becomes incredibly flustered, and goes ''what??? sure??? i guess???'', thinking he agreed to a fight. Aran pats him on the back and leaves. After he comes to his senses and learns what ''a pint'' means, he screams internally ''WHAT DID I JUST AGREE TO?!?!?!''
So how does their outing go? Well, Don is obviously nervous as hell, thinking he walked into a death trap, but he surprisingly enjoyed himself a lot! and consequentially, started to appreciate someone outside of the major circuit reaching out to him (because after all, who doesn't want to go out with the GREAT don flamenco???). It doesn't happen as often, since Don tends to come off rather strong to others, which he doesn't realize. Aran in turn, CAN handle that part of his personality, and found him to be great fun.
It's essentially a slow burn, enemies to lovers relationship going from ''we're equal fighters and I Hate you'' to ''we're equal fighters with mutual respect for one another'' to ''Shit i think i like this asshole''
If it wasn't obvious yet, they're both VERY competitive. It's the best way they connect, but also occasionally a source of conflict. Don envies Aran for not having to train as much and relying much more on his luck. Aran meanwhile Loves pushing this guy's buttons which is just the way he shows affection, but it can sometimes backfire.
Theyre ALL for PDA, the more mushy n embarrassing the better. They'll usually try to one-up eachother. And if anyone tries to bother them ab it? Aran's got Don covered.
Complete polar opposites in sleep wear. Aran wears boxer shorts and a tanktop, whereas Don wears red silk pajamas with a sleeping mask and a bonnet.
Don likes to do Aran's hair. Don's love language in general is physical intimacy and taking care of his loved ones. Aran will never admit it to anyone except Don, but he enjoys it immensely. Makes him feel very loved.
They WILL dominate the dance floor together every time they're at the club. In turn, they also teach other their native dances !
Aran likes to prank Don with his toupee a lot and it gets Don Everytime. One time, he pretended the toupee was a rat and screamed for Don's help.
''JESUS FECKING CHRIST DON COME 'ERE, THERES A HUGE FECKING RAT IN THE BATHROOM!!!''
''WHERE IS IT, MI AMO- 😐''
Additionally, Aran loves playing dumb just to rile Don up.
''I love salsa''
''The dance or the condiment?''
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awoogajt · 5 months
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i want what they have
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sudoscience · 1 year
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Can't believe I haven't thought of this until now, but seems like Deltarune Chapter 3 could potentially have more Mother 3 references than average. Case in point:
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Literal Happy Box
Coincidentally, the Happy Boxes are introduced in Mother 3's third chapter.
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buscemifan · 2 years
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if mother three got localized i think they would’ve changed salsa’s name to “guacamonkey” to keep the pun in spirit
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count-alucard-tepes · 13 days
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What are each of the op daddies favourite kind of dancing?
It will be watching or actually dancing for this one😆
Kizaru ✨: ballroom
Akainu🌋: kabuki
Ryokugyu 🌱: pole dancing 😆
Fujitora 🐅: folk dance
Sir Crocodile 🐊: ballroom
Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩: tango
Benn Beckman 🔫: lambada
Katakuri Charlotte 🍡: tap dancing
Killer🔪: ballet
Kaido🐉: Japanese folk dance
King 👑 : salsa
Queen👑: breakdancing
Izou🔫🔫: Nihon buyō
Dragon D Monkey 🐉🐒: samba
Oven Charlotte 🍞: jazz
Buggy🤡: ballet
Marco the Phoenix 🦅: disco
Eustass Kidd🤘🎸: Irish dance
Rosinantè Donquixote aka Cora-San💕: rumba
Who’s-Who ❤️‍🔥👹: cha-cha
Gecko Moria🦇: foxtrot
Iceburg💜: swing
Gild Tesoro⚜️🏅: jazz
Rob Lucci🐆: Paso Robles
Karasu🐦‍⬛: waltz
Koby🦸💘: jive
Douglas Bullet🚅: jazz
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zepskies · 8 months
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Midnight Espresso Masterlist
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In honor of Hispanic Heritage Month, here's a Masterlist for all stories in the "Midnight Espresso"-verse! ❤️‍🔥☕
Pairing: Dean Winchester x Plus-sized Latina!Reader
Stories:
(**Notes 18+ only and/or smut)
Midnight Espresso** You’ve never taken Dean’s flirting seriously…until he asks you for an impromptu Spanish lesson. 
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Devour Me** When you and Dean start to press each other’s buttons, both of your tempers ignite. To make up for it, you give him an impromptu salsa dancing lesson…one he didn’t exactly ask for. 
Part 1 || Part 2 - Complete!
Bad Boy (Chico Malo)** You catch Dean red-handed—with one of his favorite episodes of Casa Erotica.
Show Me** Dean meets your infamous ex-boyfriend at a fallen hunter’s funeral. You just forgot to mention that he’s a hunter as well. Maybe because he still has the power to get under your skin…in the worst of ways.
Part 1 || Part 2 - Complete!
Get Stuffed Dean enjoys the way you cook Christmas dinner with a Latin flair, even if Sam likes to tease him about his insatiable appetite. You remind Sam about the true reason behind one of Dean’s biggest quirks.
A Wish to Build a Dream On** Dean has been harboring the archangel Michael in his mind for weeks now, putting a strain on your relationship. When Dean makes a wish that accidentally brings his father back from the dead, you get to meet the (in)famous John Winchester. But as always with magic, your boyfriend’s wish has unintended consequences.
A Little Danger** While relaxing together in the bunker, Dean takes your playful teasing to a new level. (And he’s too horny to care about the consequences.)
In Bad Weather** You and Dean tackle the biggest possible monkey wrench in your relationship yet: could Chuck have been manipulating you two all along?
[Set in S15 - "Fix It" for season finale]
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Dean Winchester Masterlist
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groonklie · 1 year
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Looky here looky here, look what I've got! (It's more badges.)
Sorry about not sharing big versions for all of these, it's harder when its a batch :\
UPDATE: there's a page on my site with all these badges if you want to see them in action and download others! This is it:
Also, note: Salsa the monkey is just ripped from his sprites in Mother 3, and the Bad Apple badges are just downscaled versions of this gif. The bad apple gif is kind of glitchy as well. Weird..
Also also, if you want a big version of one of these, you can comment it or ask or something and I'll do it :)
(Bad Apple gif with the link showing v)
1/14/23 update: oh my gooooooood, this post looks so bad with the mobile update for how images are scaled :' )
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toulousewayne · 11 months
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Daily Batfam Shenanigans Pt:2
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Batmom heading downstairs to attend a gala and finds the boys yelling and shouting in the foyer.
Batmom: How many idiots does it take to tie a bow tie?
Bruce:…..
Dick……
Tim……
Damian: Three it seems.
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When your brothers speak multiple languages.
Batsis:Tell them I want taco with the tasty red chicken, with Spanish rice and extra cheese on the beans.
Jason: sí, el número uno con queso extra en los frijoles. You want chips and salsa?
Batsis: Sí
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Damian: Tt, I don’t see why you can’t order yourself.
Batsis: 🥺
Damian: *Sighs*fine, you want soup with your order?
Batsis: yes, thank you little brother.
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Jason: We’ll slap me silly and call me darlin’ it’s raining again.
Dick & Babs (Unison): Not even gonna ask.
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Jason: Wipe my butt and call me a baby.
Batsis: Dad said you can’t swear didn’t he?
Jason: We’ll I’ll be a monkey’s uncle, you sure they brightest crayon in the box.
Damian (While reading a book):Just because you have the features of a primate does not give you right to compare yourself to one.
Jason:….Fuck you
Bruce: Jason!
Jason:I like Mom so much more.
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Tim:I’m sad
Dick: We know Tim.
Batsis: We’re all depressed, look who’s our father.
Bruce(Stoic):…
Alfred: I think it’s time I call the therapist.
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Jason,Batmom are in the kitchen making snacks. While, Cass watches and steal one every once and a while.
Dick: FUCKING HELL!!!
Batmom rushes out the kitchen and Jason and Cass share a look before she returns carrying Dick like a small child.
Batmom: Get me the med kit now!
Cass graciously leaves and returns with it.
Jason while eating: What you do this time big bird?
Dick: I dropped my razor and it cut my leg.
Batmom places a Superman bandage on his cut. : All better.
Dick (happily): Thanks Mom.
Bruce standing in the doorway: You managed to carry a grown man down two flights of stairs.
Batmom turns to him and leaves the kitchen with an apple: Never underestimate a Mother’s will to help her children Brucie boy.
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Damian walking into the cave with a skateboard.
Dick:Whatcha got there Lil D?
Damian:Tt, Kent wants to go skateboarding but Mother never showed me how to use these devices.
Tim vibrating from not sleeping for 72 hours, five shots of espresso, two Red Bulls and a few bites of cold day old pizza.
Tim: We ride at Dawn!
Damian & Dick: 😳
—-
Batsis watching a movie with Damian and Titus in her room. Jason walks in flexes his biceps in her mirror turns to look at them then pushes her hair spray off the nightstand. And leaves her room with the door open.
Titus…..
Damian:….
Batsis:Damian—
Damian (pulling a Katana from Batsis’s closet): I thought you’d never ask. Come along Titus.
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verashalurks · 2 years
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I know this is like dying but I’ve waited so long to post this cuz I wanted to get as much as I can but since I haven’t seen another alternate m*leven ship name in forever, I’ve decided to post all the alternate m*leven ship names I’ve seen.
milkvan
macarena
mumble
miley cyrus
melvin 
milkshake
mitochondria 
Keke waka 
milkdud
Misaligned Fallopian Tubes
machine gun
milkcurd
mildew
milkman
moonshine
menstruation
midleven 
Macroeconomice
microwave
Macadamia nut
monkeyvenom
masturbation
mythology
Minotaur
malware
malnutrition
Minecraft mobs
moon landing conspiracy
margerine
murmers
milkyway 
mcchicken
monsoon
melted marshmallows
mango
maroon 5
Of Mice and Men
Madagascar
Marty McFly
melville
Milk of Magnesia 
Milkwaukee
Milkchocchip
M-1 Rifles
Meerkats
Mlvn
M&Ms
McDonalds
McVans
Milehighclubs
Mitskivans
Mychemicalromance
Monsterhighs
Millennials
Malnourished Skin
Mona Lisa
Mushroom Raviolis
MK-16
Mascara
Monoclonal Antibodies
Mamma mia
Mealworm
messenger
mentoses
milkweed
microbe
mimetite 
morsels
mozzarella sticks
milkchicken
minestrone
macaroni
Methamphetamine
Markiplier
milkbag 
machine gun kelly
zoo wee mamas
Milevensies
molotov
mismatches
mandalorian
mildred
magdalena bay
milulu
Milkmaids
minimum wages
mailman
malt vinegars
moshimonsters
mids
mocha monsters
Marley and Me
Mitosis
three musketeers
milkshit
Miranda Sings
motorola
mobility exercises
Malnourished Foreskin
miscellaneous
McNuggets
microfungus
minnie mouse
millipede
milkmonsters
monkey ooh ooh ah ah
martians
milquetoast
Manicure
milkbone 
Meryl Streep
macadamias
Maple Syrup
mildew
multivitamins
mascarpone
mikeisdefinitelyisdefinitelyahetrosexual
magnesium
magician
mickey mouse clubhouse
Macaulay Culkin
Molotov Cocktail
meatball choppers
milky cereal cup
monkey see monkey do’s
meth lab
millyrocks
Milklovers
midvans
mac and cheese
mindflayer
Marvin martians
malteesers
minivan
MilkTit
milk and cookies
milklords
Tickle Me Elmos
minnions
mad mothers
mariposa
Milkbag
mitskivan 
Mucinex
mixed signals
Milkytitty
mighty morphin power rangers
🥛🚚
Milkvillains
Mosquito bites
Mug cakes
Moldy milks
micropenis
maggots
Machupichu
mephistopheles
malted milk
musculoskeletal
Mcdonald's happy meals
moose mooses
macaroni n cheese
maternity leave
moustache mountain
mocha cake a la goldilocks
Mcstuffins
Mcmuffin
Nickleback
MonkeyBall
mistletoes
moo moo
microphone
master of puppets
middleman
Monster of Men
Melted Cream Cheese
milkythooth's
meltdowns
mosh pits
Mikinam 
Megatron Titty
MontyPhyton
malaria
michigans
malibubarbie
Mockingbird
Machine Gunner
Milkbone
Milftits
Mcflurry
mangos
metric system
milkydudes
milk cartons
milklevel
Milan champions league
mcladdles
mustard
malfunctioning minotaurs
moaning myrtle
meep city
mount vesuvius
millyrocker
mango salsa 
milkspill
Mitochondrial Disease
m'leven
michigan
Machine Gunner
Maybelline
Mascot
Moldy Mozzarellas
malt powder
machine gun kelly
Manila papers
Merlin’s Beard
mackerel
Moldymilk
mariachi
mein kampf
melevenene
Miku
mediocre meat loaf
Mambo Jambos
Microscope 
my little pony
Menstrual cup
Mothman 
Megamind
Msg
Marvins 
Mesopotamias
Meralco
misanthropic villains
Mishawaka
Moldy bread
Marsupials
Marvin
Melon rinds
Moondance
Moldy macaroni
Magical miscarriages
Mauled maggots
Machine gunners
Moscova
Mondays
Momento Morí
mitochondrion
Megatron
Misused toilet
meeting micky mouse
melatonin deficiency
Minions
Milkovitch
Manly-man
McLovin It
Mexico
milkytruck
molars
Married Salamanders
mister mustard
Mario Kart
Mouse rat
marshal mathers
militia
milebin
Mewtoo
Margaritas
Mick Jagger
Elr 
Milkwaffers
Milkweven
Mud Stain
Mileperson
milerescent
Milanese
Manatee Turd
Magistrate
Mario run
Mint-chip icecream
Milkwaffers
Microsoft
miléveune
Mesothelioma
Moomoos
matchstick
malteser
morallysus
Macronutrient 
Miel
Milanese
milkies
Microsoft11
mineral water
multiplier
Mario Kart Wii
mild salsa
Minnesota
motorcycle
Minecart
Maltodextrin
muffin mans
Midlife crisis
Mortadella
Matcha
Microdickvan
Mac & cheese
Middle aged vans
Super Mario 64
Metamorphosis
Malcom in the middle
Magic Mike
711
Marijuana
mozzarella
Microbial virus
MySpace
Materasso Eminflex
microsoft software protection platform
Micheal Jackson
Mistyped
Miscarriage
Magnetic dipole
Marble Countertop
Michelin star
Milkkawaii
Mathematics
Microgodzilla
Milkchunk
milktruck
malooban
Masachussets Institute of Technology
Mango Juice
Mary had a little lamb
Menthols
Mark of Athenas
mendocino
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scootdoesart · 1 year
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here’s my (very late) THANK YOU for supporting my shop as it’s opened!
the most popular stickers are the mother 3 ones- which I’m honestly SO GLAD about- we need more mother 3 in this world B’)
the spidey/deadpool/miles and barista pets ones are still available! there aren’t many mother 3 ones left so grab em while you can!!
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jackoshadows · 11 months
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As a Jon fan, I’m curious about your take on this. In Jon’s dying thoughts, when he remembers Ygritte saying “you know nothing,” it comes right before his memory of Arya and right after his memory of Salsa. Stans of you know what ship say it came right after the memory of Salsa because Jon subconsciously associates Ygritte with her instead of Arya (lol). I’m a Jonerys shipper but it pusses me off when people try to diminish Arya’s importance to Jon. I think it was supposed to be juxtaposed before his memory of Arya, not after his memory of Salsa, because the text literally states that Ygritte reminds Jon of Arya and she’s clearly the most important thing to him in these dying moments. What do you think of this theory from shippers of you know what? Do you think that line is where it is specifically because of Arya, or is it just random?
Yes, this has been discussed numerous times in fandom and others have already explained the themes and meanings behind Jon's reaction to the letter countless times. It makes no difference to the same idiots who use Jon's ''What do you know of my heart, priestess? What do you know of my sister?' statement for Sansa. As pointed out many times, the entire basis for the Jonsa ship is replacing Arya with Sansa because her character functions better as a tradfem self-insert.
Again,
Jon flexed the fingers of his sword hand. The Night’s Watch takes no part. He closed his fist and opened it again. What you propose is nothing less than treason. He thought of Robb, with snowflakes melting in his hair. Kill the boy and let the man be born. He thought of Bran, clambering up a tower wall, agile as a monkey. Of Rickon’s breathless laughter. Of Sansa, brushing out Lady’s coat and singing to herself. You know nothing, Jon Snow. He thought of Arya, her hair as tangled as a bird’s nest. I made him a warm cloak from the skins of the six whores who came with him to Winterfell … I want my bride back … I want my bride back … I want my bride back …  “I think we had best change the plan,” Jon Snow said. - Jon, ADwD
I mean the themes are right there. There is also a possible Watsonian and Doylist implication/foreshadowing in this paragraph.
Bowen Marsh tells Jon this:
What you propose is nothing less than treason. For eight thousand years the men of the Night's Watch have stood upon the Wall and fought these wildlings. Now you mean to let them pass, to shelter them in our castles, to feed them and clothe them and teach them how to fight.
Maester Aemon tells Jon this:
“Allow me to give my lord one last piece of counsel," the old man had said, "the same counsel I once gave my brother when we parted for the last time. He was three-and-thirty when the Great Council chose him to mount the Iron Throne. A man grown with sons of his own, yet in some ways still a boy. Egg had an innocence to him, a sweetness we all loved. Kill the boy within you, I told him the day I took ship for the Wall. It takes a man to rule. An Aegon, not an Egg. Kill the boy and let the man be born." The old man felt Jon's face. "You are half the age that Egg was, and your own burden is crueler one, I fear. You will have little joy of your command, but I think you have the strength in you to do the things that must be done. Kill the boy, Jon Snow. Winter is almost upon us. Kill the boy and let the man be born.”
Ygritte tells Jon this:
"We'll go back to the cave," he said. "You're not going to die, Ygritte. You're not." "Oh." Ygritte cupped his cheek with her hand. "You know nothing, Jon Snow," she sighed, dying.
Jon is thinking about what to do, what choice to make - do nothing or take down Ramsay Bolton.
He remembers Bowen Marsh talking about breaking the laws of the Night's Watch and recalls Robb as he saw him the last time with snowflakes in his hair. Jon was first tempted to desert the NW for Robb and yet returned and decided to stay at the Watch no matter what. He also refuses Stannis offer of Winterfell - where his memories and thoughts of Robb was a big part of his angst and conflict of whether he should accept. He remained steadfast in his oaths both times.
He recalls Maester Aemon's advice of killing the boy and letting the man be born - it's about being hard, making the tough choices, do one's duty no matter how painful - he thinks back to his family that he did not and cannot help by law. He did kill the boy and put duty over love.
And finally he thinks back to Ygritte and 'you know nothing' - the girl with tangled hair who reminded him of Arya and who dies in his arms because he stuck to his oaths. Ygritte died... is he okay with the same happening to Arya because his oaths are more important?
The answer this time is a resounding no.
There is also a meta connection here.
He connects Bowen Marsh's words of treason with memories of Robb Stark. Robb was famously betrayed and killed by his own men, just like Marsh will end up doing to Jon Snow
Maester Aemon does not help his family, is unable to help his family despite knowing they were in trouble and Jon connects his words with his own family and being unable to help.
And finally Ygritte - his lover, the girl he loved and lost and who dies because he chose duty over love. And Jon connects her last dying words with Arya, reads Ramsay's threats and this time, this time chooses different.
There is also a parallel of sorts here where Arya decides to hide Needle. I talked here about how Needle is Arya's identity as Arya Stark of Winterfell, daughter of the North and the Faceless Men give her an ultimatum on becoming No One.
“It’s just a sword,” she said, aloud this time … … but it wasn’t. Needle was Robb and Bran and Rickon, her mother and her father, even Sansa. Needle was Winterfell’s grey walls, and the laughter of its people. Needle was the summer snows, Old Nan’s stories, the heart tree with its red leaves and scary face, the warm earthy smell of the glass gardens, the sound of the north wind rattling the shutters of her room. Needle was Jon Snow’s smile. He used to mess my hair and call me “little sister,” she remembered, and suddenly there were tears in her eyes. [—-] The gods wanted me to have it. Not the Seven, nor Him of Many Faces, but her father’s gods, the old gods of the north. The Many-Faced God can have the rest, she thought, but he can’t have this.
Just like Jon does, Arya goes down that list and includes her father and mother for good measure - Robb, Bran, Rickon, Catelyn, Ned and even Sansa. Needle was Winterfell, it's people, Old Nan and her stories, the heart trees.
Needle was Jon Snow's Smile... and that's when she decides that the Gods want her to have Needle and she is not going to throw it away.
So yeah, it's always Arya that Jon connects to Ygritte - her body, her hair, her personality (stubborn etc.) and it's Arya who finally pushes Jon to lead an army of Wildlings against the Warden of the North.
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So I assume most fans who've gone down the MOTHER rabbithole have read the M3 interview thing (lots of cool and fun stuff if you haven't read it before!!)
Fassad gets brought up a couple times, but not toooo much
But as you can guess, I'm totally obsessed with what there is about him
So first off to set the tone, here's a song that apparently inspired part of his character :3
So this song is about (at least as far as I understand, only the first two lines are translated and I don't know Japanese XP) a woman whose cruel, I assume abusive lover has been sent to jail, and how she can only see him as kind and good
I could no longer see you, and for the first time, I knew love deeper than the ocean. Everyone says he's bad, but to me he was always a good person
These lines are what Itoi specifically says he had in mind when he came up with Fassad and the mouse and I just think that's a really interesting tone to imagine his character with Like how well did Fassad really treat the mouse? Like, the way I'm reading the song (the two lines of it that i know) is that she's remembering her lover as better than he really was - she can't see him anymore, and now she loves him better than she ever did before I think it's pretty easy to imagine that Fassad kept some of his crueler tendencies with the mouse (not nearly to the point of his treatment of, say, Salsa, but), but she remembers him for the nicer things he did for her (the mouse isn't gendered in the game or the interview but with the context of the song it just feels right to me, yknow?)
Gotta bring up Fassad and Salsa, too I've heard someone else bring this up and Itoi actually talks about it in the interview, but like The way you, the player, get to perceive Fassad through Salsa is really interesting Right off the bat, you probably hate him He's cruel and tortures a pair of monkeys for his own amusement But Salsa is too weak to really stand a chance against the enemies you face on his own To survive, you basically HAVE to rely on Fassad choosing to step in and help you So you have this abusive, awful guy that hurts you whenever you're around him, but you're also completely dependent on him Which is a really interestingly complicated relationship to have with him
Okay here's the big thing from the interview that informs so much of my view of Fassad's character
Fassad doesn't really understand the pain of others, you know?
That's it That single line is just So interesting to me It's not that he doesn't care He doesn't even UNDERSTAND There's no purposeful suppression of any feelings of empathy or compassion. He straight up lacks it in its entirety. To me, Fassad's worldview revolves entirely around its relation to himself. He sees everything through a very simple lens: "This will help me" "This will not help me" The first group he will throttle as much use he possibly can until it falls into the second group, which is useless and something that can be thrown away or ignored. He likes bananas. He will eat a banana to satisfy his craving for one. After that, he just tosses the peel on the ground and thinks no more about it. Whether something is helping him willingly, through being compelled, or being forced to against their will is something Fassad lends no thought whatsoever to. The Pigmasks do what they're told when he screams at them. Salsa does what Fassad says because rebelling brings physical pain. Claus has had his control over his own autonomy completely removed. The fact that all these people hate him is something that Fassad never bothered to consider.
And this egocentric selfishness is what leads to his downfall. I talked about how I like to think that Fassad's "death" in the fall of the Thunder Tower was Claus's doing in another post. The idea that his torture of Claus could bring potential consequences is something that Fassad never realized. After his reconstruction and repeated failures, he ends up tossed away, alone and pathetic, because he's lost his status and everyone that was previously obedient has no need to listen to him anymore.
On the other hand, you have someone Fassad was obsessed with: his best friend, the only person who gave him the praise and power he desired, King Porky Minch himself. Porky was absolutely terrible for Fassad. Enabling all his worst traits, pulling him further down the path to evil. I think Fassad and Porky are very similar in a lot of ways. In the interview, Itoi talks about how there's a distinction between good and evil, justice and injustice, heaven and hell, etc. People fall around the middle, where there's fun and games that aren't super orderly in the good sense, but nobody gets hurt. But the line's very blurry, and Itoi talks about how it was hard to know what exactly was too far over the line as a kid. (sidenote, it's really really interesting how often Itoi connects himself with Porky)
When I was young, there were a lot of times when I would be scolded for doing things that I'd done just for fun, because the teacher had seen it as naughty. And I thought, "Huh? The line is drawn…there?"
I think this is important for understanding both Porky and Fassad (and hoo boy am i gonna talk about it a LOT whenever i talk about Porky). Porky was in a terrible environment to learn about right and wrong. His parents were terrible examples, and anything he did that seemed totally harmless would be "bad" that he'd have to be punished for. His perspective would be totally skewed, and he wouldn't learn about how what really matters is how his actions affect others. If he lived a normal, un-Giygas-influenced life, and without Ness to be there for him and ground him with an alternate perspective, I think Fassad is what he'd grow up into. Resentful, selfish, unable to understand the pain of others. However. Fassad doesn't meet Porky when he's comparable to himself, he meets Porky at the end of a ?????-year long spiral into absolute, inhuman evil. Porky acts like a mentor and a seemingly benevolent friend, but really... it's just Fassad with a banana. Once Porky's squeezed all the use he can out of him, Fassad learns what it's like to be discarded.
So Fassad really ends up in a miserable place. He hates himself, realizing finally that he's driven away everyone. He's alone, pathetic, broken, left to die in the sewers. It's a very harsh lesson, even if he probably deserved it. I do feel kinda bad for him.
But to end off with, there's one more relationship he had that I need to talk about.
The Magi
His "sisters" you could say.
The game doesn't give us much on their relationship with Locria, but goddd it's so interesting to speculate about. They're the people he would've been closest to, and we KNOW they cared about him, since they mention him repeatedly and are concerned about what might've happened to him (it's so sad to me that they all disappear without ever finding out). I think it was complicated. I've talked about how I see Fassad as someone who resented his place in the world, and I think his selfishness plays into that. He wanted the respect and attention of everyone and everything around him, and their love didn't live up to that. He felt isolated and uncared for, so he dropped them and went to live on his own with his mouse.
But I'm sure he also missed them at the end. They're the only people - aside from the mouse, who I'm sure he also misses - who never hated him. Even though he hasn't thought about them for the last few years, I think he'd know that they never stopped caring about him. He'd finally realize what he had, and that he'd just thrown it all away in his greed and selfishness.
Hm...
You know what'd fit really well for this, actually?
I could no longer see you, and for the first time, I knew love deeper than the ocean.
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Hi it's headcannon anon back again!
WUKONG
1. he enjoys weird food combinations such as pickles and ice cream, peanut butter, jelly and cheese and chips and ice cream purely because they remind him of certain fruits or veggies that don't exist anymore
2. Despite living in a cave, he hates spiders and snakes. He doesn't know why it might be the many eyes or the feeling of scales but he doesn't like them
3. He at one point had a crush on change'e purely because of her cooking. He refuses to admit it though and Macaque teases him for it
4. Wukong enjoys brushing out mks hair or fur now? He considers mk to be his son or grandson and enjoys feeding him as well.
5. Used to bathe in hot springs and pretend to be a woman because he was uncomfortable with human males.
MACAQUE
1. He enjoys foods from north and south America because they are bitter, such as salsa, pickles, war heads and others
2. He sleeps with his back to the wall, he doesn't trust someone not to creep up on him after what happened in his life
3. He likes to draw a lot, will often times leave mk drawings on his front door as a gift to show affection.
4. Macaque dyes his fur, it was white but he dyed it black to look cool and edgy or he glamours it up because he is edgy
Also if you reveal one secret about yourself I'll reveal who I truly am, aka my true account on the next post----- sincerely headcannon anon 📜
EVERYBODY CALM HEADCANON ANON IS HERE
- alone, he hates all of those foods, maybe he enjoys some, like pickles or ice cream, but together? They remind him of such good dishes he had back in the day! Has to hide it because if he doesn't they'll call him weird. (He is, but come on.)
- he has a feeling it's because of the many demons related to those animals he fought.
- unlike Zhu bajie, he didn't propose, he simply waited until it cooled down.
- any monkey is his child now.
- he still is uncomfortable with human men, but now he has a shower.
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- he loves spicy food. Can't say the same for wukong.
- somehow Wukong manages to prank him even from the front. He is no safe.
- he loves to draw because of sun wukong, but there's his own passion in it too. He wishes he was as good as wukong though.
- Wukong called him emo and he still doesn't know what does that mean.
A secret?
I hava a platonic bf.
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