Potential therapist 10 minutes into our first chat said "I just feel like you're trying to be a Good Client" And I said "And that's a bad thing" And she said "yes." and I said "....like the meme....." and she said "yes. like the meme." Report card: a pleasure to have in therapy. F.
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Accidentally went onto my for you page, it's just you. Literally just your posts. I already follow you.
bro..................dig a little deeper....................it’s for you.....bro.................……….. ....,, ..
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As if it’s my fault I think about Mark Antony a lot when I get cross faded
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Hi it's headcannon anon back again!
WUKONG
1. he enjoys weird food combinations such as pickles and ice cream, peanut butter, jelly and cheese and chips and ice cream purely because they remind him of certain fruits or veggies that don't exist anymore
2. Despite living in a cave, he hates spiders and snakes. He doesn't know why it might be the many eyes or the feeling of scales but he doesn't like them
3. He at one point had a crush on change'e purely because of her cooking. He refuses to admit it though and Macaque teases him for it
4. Wukong enjoys brushing out mks hair or fur now? He considers mk to be his son or grandson and enjoys feeding him as well.
5. Used to bathe in hot springs and pretend to be a woman because he was uncomfortable with human males.
MACAQUE
1. He enjoys foods from north and south America because they are bitter, such as salsa, pickles, war heads and others
2. He sleeps with his back to the wall, he doesn't trust someone not to creep up on him after what happened in his life
3. He likes to draw a lot, will often times leave mk drawings on his front door as a gift to show affection.
4. Macaque dyes his fur, it was white but he dyed it black to look cool and edgy or he glamours it up because he is edgy
Also if you reveal one secret about yourself I'll reveal who I truly am, aka my true account on the next post----- sincerely headcannon anon 📜
EVERYBODY CALM HEADCANON ANON IS HERE
- alone, he hates all of those foods, maybe he enjoys some, like pickles or ice cream, but together? They remind him of such good dishes he had back in the day! Has to hide it because if he doesn't they'll call him weird. (He is, but come on.)
- he has a feeling it's because of the many demons related to those animals he fought.
- unlike Zhu bajie, he didn't propose, he simply waited until it cooled down.
- any monkey is his child now.
- he still is uncomfortable with human men, but now he has a shower.
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- he loves spicy food. Can't say the same for wukong.
- somehow Wukong manages to prank him even from the front. He is no safe.
- he loves to draw because of sun wukong, but there's his own passion in it too. He wishes he was as good as wukong though.
- Wukong called him emo and he still doesn't know what does that mean.
A secret?
I hava a platonic bf.
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