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p-clodius-pulcher · 11 hours
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p-clodius-pulcher · 14 hours
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[cicero voice] caesar's new sumptuary law sucks because now everyone serves vegetables at dinner parties and i had to eat weird mushrooms which made me shit myself
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p-clodius-pulcher · 14 hours
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roman senator tits
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Imagine doing a little cross dressing at a party for laughs and to maybe embarrass your older brother a little and then all that happens
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p-clodius-pulcher · 2 days
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Here’s my personal working order of birth for the children of Appius Claudius Pulcher (c. 129 BC – 76 BC):
Clodia Metelli, to wife 1
Unrecorded sister, during/after who’s birth wife 1 died
Appius Claudius
Claudia Tertia, to wife 2
Gaius Claudius
Publius Clodius
Claudia former wife of Lucullus
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p-clodius-pulcher · 2 days
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fantasising about getting him pregnant so that i can make him a single a mother
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p-clodius-pulcher · 2 days
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My beautiful hater girl…. Hostile to the popular favourites on general principles….
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p-clodius-pulcher · 2 days
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Hang on hang on I’m internalizing this I’m obsessed with this
(Clodia Metelli: the Tribune’s Sister, Marilyn Skinner)
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p-clodius-pulcher · 2 days
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in today's letter: HIRTIUS is dead PANSA is dead and ME i feel also not so good
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p-clodius-pulcher · 2 days
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Playing a dangerous game by taking a library book w me to a city 5 hours away by car but I’m not finished the book and I really need clodia metelli in these trying times
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p-clodius-pulcher · 2 days
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This centaur did some service to some god and as a gift he was made immortal and given the duty to collect the stars and the moon from the skies every morning.
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p-clodius-pulcher · 2 days
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i did once say i think pompey fucked badly but now that ive thought about it more i rescind this opinion. he probably fucked well. in fact it may have been his one true talent
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p-clodius-pulcher · 3 days
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While you were studying the blade (sucking Sulla’s sword) I was investing in my real estate portfolio.
actually if you think about it the most sexless member of the first triumvirate is probably crassus. he had that vestal virgin scandal but it turned out he was actually just trying to buy her house or something
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p-clodius-pulcher · 3 days
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love loses hate loses and me i also not feel so winning
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p-clodius-pulcher · 3 days
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Tumblr is dying because weekly shows aren’t a thing anymore simply not true. Tumblr is not dying I see 18 posts about Roman senators barefoot and pregnant a day.
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p-clodius-pulcher · 3 days
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Cassandra
Credit…Parco Archeologico di Pompei
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p-clodius-pulcher · 3 days
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MARCE TULLI QUID AGIS?!
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