nxthingtxwn:
Continued from here:
@colorsofhome
“Damn right!”
“…I’m definitely the vampire, by the way.”
“Implying I wouldn’t absolutely be the werewolf?” Steph grinned and tried to imitate growling, only to immediately collapse into a fit of giggles.
Okay now she’s laughing, too.
“Wow, is that really the best you can do? So shameful.”
1 note
·
View note
“I know I’ve said some pretty blasphemous things but I don’t think I’ve ever directly scolded a god.”
2 notes
·
View notes
❝ vampire vs. werewolf? no. vampire x werewolf. theyre in love ❞ - @nxthingtxwn (Steph)
Random text post starters
@nxthingtxwn
"Damn right!"
"...I'm definitely the vampire, by the way."
0 notes
insightful-mother:
“…..Please tell me it was far, far away? Not in the city?”
“...we spent our money on sparklers before we could get subway passes so it was like, right down the street. I really need a subway pass.”
7 notes
·
View notes
insightful-mother:
“….The police aren’t going to show up at my door are they?”
“Of course not! ...we put out the fire before anyone else saw.”
7 notes
·
View notes
insightful-mother:
Just looks at her, “….Something you want to share?”
“Uh, nothing technically illegal?”
7 notes
·
View notes
@insightful-mother
“...yikes, the mom voice.” It’s not even aimed at her and she’s still slinking away like she’s twelve years old and did something naughty.
7 notes
·
View notes
“So glad I was a totally different sort of weird when I was a kid.” A pause. “Although I guess getting shot runs in the family.”
1 note
·
View note
sentence starters: text posts i have saved, part 3.
tw: nsfw, religious imagery, violence.
❝ my workout goal is to lift everyone’s spirit ❞
❝ the human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them ❞
❝ that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster ❞
❝ i hate it when people ask “do you trust me” like …don’t call me out like that ……..the answer is no ❞
❝ cringe compilation of me submitting to the mortifying ordeal of being known ❞
❝ vampire vs. werewolf? no. vampire x werewolf. theyre in love ❞
❝ oh to wrap bandages around and put disinfectant on another man’s wounds as i catch his tender gaze and lovingly call him an idiot and tell him to be more careful ❞
❝ *nudges boyfriend at 3 am* pretty fucked up that we assume wall-e is a boy. it’s a robot. chad? wake up chad. listen. it’s sexless. ❞
❝ lmao you can’t tell me you DON’T have a crush on bowser that’s a lie everyone has a crush on bowser ❞
❝ you expect me to act like a normal human being? i’m wearing a turtleneck. ❞
❝ i think if you’re going to be weird on purpose you have to offset it with being nice. if you’re weird and mean i’m going to hit you with a shovel ❞
❝ what is art? is it something gay people do to get back at their fathers? maybe ❞
❝ why tf is mothman so jacked. like who u tryin to impress, huh, buddy? is it me? it’s me. i’m impressed. carry me away, mothman, and cradle me with your beefy arms against your rock hard 12-pack ❞
❝ why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary. ❞
❝ i dont think any of you understand how important i am to the plot. you can kill me off but everyone will stop watching ❞
❝ you think kindness doesn’t exist you fucking pathetic nihilist? how about you look into the big beautiful eyes of a cow? what do you think now? asshole ❞
❝ you know what? fuck this [turns into a biblically accurate angel] ❞
❝ you think you can hurt my feelings? i’ve been the least favourite in every single friendship group i’ve had since i was 8 ❞
❝ so true best tits,, i mean uh 😳 *averts eyes from your big chonka honkas* bestie ❞
❝ academia? like the nut? ❞
❝ i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves ❞
❝ due to personal reasons im evil now ❞
❝ i just want to say from the bottom of my heart i didn’t sign up for this shit ❞
❝ in light of recent events, fuck ❞
❝ dads will see their kids and be like “is anyone gonna emotionally damage that” and not wait for an answer ❞
❝ i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it ❞
❝ god i am so tired of people throwing roses at my feet as i walk by ❞
❝ honestly if someone tenderly cradled my face i think at this point i would probably blackout ❞
❝ what, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck ❞
215 notes
·
View notes
insightful-mother:
“…T…The same age as Neku…”
“...” Really?
“I’m... gonna take that as a compliment.” A pause. “Now what was that about drinking?”
7 notes
·
View notes
“Wow, and I thought I was a bad influence.”
1 note
·
View note
insightful-mother:
“Ahhhh okay good. Phew…”
“...uh, Emi, just how old did you think I was?”
7 notes
·
View notes
insightful-mother:
“…howoldareyou?”
Doesn’t want to be a bad aunt.
A long pause.
“Uh. twenty-one? I don’t actually know what the drinking age is in Japan.” No one had stopped her from buying beer, though.
7 notes
·
View notes
@insightful-mother
“I volunteer.”
7 notes
·
View notes
‘how do i interact with you’
write me a starter. send me an ask. punch me in the fucking face i don’t care just write with me
31K notes
·
View notes
❥ 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 .
inspired by devotedecay’s non - sexual acts of dominance meme !
send in one of these for my muse’s reaction to …
( add ❝ reverse ❞ if you’d like to see how my muse would preform the action ! )
[ shower ] your muse joining mine in the shower.
[ choke ] your muse choking mine.
[ kiss + soft ] your muse pulling mine into a tender kiss.
[ kiss + rough ] your muse pulling mine into a rough kiss.
[ pin ] your muse pinning mine down.
[ wrists ] your muse roughly grabbing mine by the wrists.
[ push ] your muse pushing mine into bed.
[ rip + clothing ] your muse tearing a piece of clothing off my muse.
[ spank ] your muse spanking mine.
[ pull ] your muse pulling my muses hair.
[ talk ] your muse talking dirty to mine.
[ eyes ] your muse making mine look them in the eyes during.
[ down ] your muse pulling mine down by their collar / clothes.
[ knees ] your muse telling mine to get on their knees.
[ hips ] your muse pulling mine in close by the hips.
[ denial ] your muse putting mine through orgasm denial.
[ many ] your muse making mine orgasm over and over.
[ tied ] your muse tying my muse down.
[ lazy ] your muse lazily beginning to touch mine.
[ love ] your muse telling mine they love them during.
[ dominance ] your muse taking the lead and dominating mine.
[ submission ] your muse letting mine take the lead and submitting to them.
[ humiliation ] your muse humiliating mine, re: name-calling and verbal abuse.
[ pain ] your muse hurting mine in bed, whether intentionally or not.
[ knife ] your muse using a knife in bed, whether for threat or actually cutting mine.
[ hidden ] your muse having sex with mine somewhere semi-public.
[ public ] your muse having sex with mine in public, whee other people watch.
[ adore ] your muse being near reverent with mine in bed.
[ dress ] your muse having mine dress up in lingerie.
[ eat ] your muse eating mine out.
[ sleep ] your muse touching / beginning to have sex with mine while they’re asleep.
[ gag ] your muse gagging mine, or or making them be quiet.
[ blindfold ] your muse blindfolding mine.
[ praise ] your muse praising mine in bed.
[ good ] your muse calling mine a good boy / girl.
[ want ] your muse telling mine they want them.
[ snarl ] your muse growling and / or baring their teeth at mine during sex.
[ mark ] your muse purposefully marking mine up with bruises, hickies, ect.
[ wall ] your muse shoving mine up against a wall.
22K notes
·
View notes