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made-by-moon · 20 days

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The Marauders era characters as things people in my school said:

"Sometimes, you have to girlboss through life."- Marlene McKinnon

"Honestly? Take your british accent and shove it up your ass and shut the fuck up."- Regulus Black

"It's not my generation that created situationships. It was you. Shame on you."- Slughorn about Barty and Evan

"He may be a bastard but he is our bastard"- James Potter about Remus

"Ride me like a stallion I am *neighs*"- Sirius Black

"Great ideas come from great cocks."- Remus Lupin, stoned out of his mind

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scribbledoctopus · 1 year

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A small collection of Death eater illustrations I painted for a DE blog. ♥︎

#professor snape #snape fanart #severus snape #severus art #harry potter #pro snape #watercolor #lucius malfoy #bellatrix lestrange #barty crouch jr #narcissa malfoy #death eaters

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snape-fans · 7 months

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Okay, but can we talk about how Marauders fans have questionable things? Example: They hate Snape but love Regulus, Evan, Barty. The cules are much worse than severus

Or that they say that Snape's friends are bad, when the marauders were too. Another example: Lily and Remus said that James liked to practice spells on children

The Marauders were not self-centered: Yes, they were. No matter how much they doubt it, they were.

"Regulus has a better story than Snape" No, he doesn't. He's just a Death Eater and he died, he has no history.

"James changed" James I don't even think he would have changed, he did everything for Lily not by his will. And I'm sure he would have continued to bother Snape if he were alive. Example: Sirius was still bothering Snape as an adult, Sirius and James are the same shit. What makes you think James changed?

"Severus deserved everything the Marauders and his father did to him" yes, I've also seen those comments on TikTok. That's disgusting, really disgusting.

"Lily didn't even laugh at Snape's joke." I know, but I was going to do it. In the books you can see how Lily almost laughs or smiles. He is your friend and maybe in such a situation you don't laugh or you just say stop. You intervene!

I was wrong about Mary and Dorcas. Excuse me

#severus snape #professor snape #anti marauders #edmundavery #snape #anti james potter #anti remus lupin #bruce mulciber #wilhelm wilkes #severus snape fandom #anti sirius black #anti peter pettigrew #anti regulus black #anti evan rosier #anti barty crouch jr

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eternalremorse · 10 months

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I saw this on a HL Facebook group and I have to agree!

(Also going to add Lupin to this too)

#harry potter #wizarding world #hogwarts legacy #harry potter meme #mad eye moody #barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior #defence against the dark arts #professor moody #harry potter world #harry potter universe

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something-tragic-and-pretty · 1 year

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Can you just imagine how entranced James Potter would be by matchsticks? Like ‘yes Remus I know that I can just use a spell but this is a different kind of magic’ and he would sit there and just light like half the box just scraping the sticks and giggling to himself, and the fire would reflect in his eyes, before Lily took them off him because he could injure someone with those, but had to fight to keep herself from falling into laughter because James is just so entranced

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livinlikebailey · 12 days

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Marauders as things my friend group has said

“Sometimes I forget how many dead people there are.” - Sirius @ Regulus during a family history lesson.

“ I’m gonna bite your toes while you’re sleeping,,, nibble, nibble, nibble” - a drunk Barty @ Evan who is ignoring him.

James: Drops phone on his face. James: claps friends theme song. James: picks phone back up like nothing happened.

“I’m a bi guy, a simple bi guy and I am 99% Lilly Evans and 1% Regulus Black.” - James Potter

“ Why do all the cute ones gotta be Deatheaters?” - Rita @ Bellatrix

“Iron chickens do not have iron testicals” - a very drunk Sirius @ an unfortunately sober Remus.

“I have decided that i am a snack it just no one is hungry” - Peter

Marlene: Climbs on train track bridge Dorcas: “Oh you are so fucking dumb, I look away for 2 seconds”

“No bite, no smile!” - Remus @ James who is trying to take a picture of him too close to the full moon.

“If i was there i’d slap her i don't care if she's 9” - Mary to lily after hearing about the shit her sister was doing to her. “James, I am a pussy.” - Peter to James about the forbidden forest.

“I would be James’ sugar bab- AHH!” - Lily about James to Mary.

“I have to go through all my saves and delete the videos of him because he turned out to be a pedophile… Hey! I had a chance with him” - Remus probably at some point.

“Was that CORPSE? Woop!” - Drunk Remus at a party.

Remus: “ughhhh” Sirius: “what?” Remus: “I hurt and I'm dying.” Sirius: “don't die, that's for kids”

Barty : sits up really quick "guys I just swallowed the nail, it's in my throat." Barty: proceeds to cough up the nail

Pandora: shows Regulus a picture she drew "this is cute" Regulus: "you're cute. wait that didn't go how I wanted it to.”

Barty: “RACCOON WORLDS DOMINATION”

Sirius: “Do I look like a freaking rat?” Regulus: ….. Sirius: “Don't answer that”

Effie: hears a song playing from james’ room “I used to listen to this song in grade school.” James: “Oh so it's really old then.”

Remus: "sips coffee stressfully"

Barty: "seductively eats toes"

Evan: "for your next random gift I'll get you a screwdriver Barty: "thanks I'm gonna kill myself with it"

Marlene: whining "mom James got me addicted to cocaine" wait I mean Crack cookies" - Marlene @ Effie

Nymphadora: tries to lick cat. Andromeda: "don't lick the kitty." Dora: proceeds to lick cat.

Barty: "school sh**tings" gives thumbs up

Sirius: shows Remus their high heels Remus: "okay whore" smacks hand over mouth "wait i- that wasn't supposed to come out" Sirius: laughs their ass off

James: yells across the store to mom “mom!" Random person at the checkout: looks at James "I am not mom."

“Effie’s a Milf” - Marlene

“I don't have nothing, other than a few std's” -Remus

“You can eat half a mermaid before you're a cannibal” - Pandora to Regulus

“Probably shouldn't be doing it but we’re definitely going to continue anyway” - Remus, Sirius, James and Peter in sync.

very confused Peter: “leprechauns don't play quidditch.”

Marlene: “like weewoo but not weewoo” exasperated and high off her ass

Sirius: “I like aids”

phone falls off bed Marlene in an Australian accent: "crikey my phone"

“I’m hooked up to so many wires i could connect to hbo on my heart monitor” - Lily on pain killers to James

"I don't think I can lick that, can I?" -Sirius playing goat simulator

watching cloudy with a chance of meatballs and it's at the part where the mayor destroys the machine and James says " I hope you see the error of your ways, you glutton!”

(talking about Cameron Monaghan) the murder child from my chemical romance - Sirius

"Fuckin’ Sirius"- Remus while asleep

Sirius "I've got middle fingers and i'm not afraid to use them" Regulus: "do it" Sirius "I’m a little afraid to use them"

Peter while asleep: groans and sits up fast James: "you okay?" Peter "not really." James: "What's wrong?" Peter: "I'm gonna have to use the loo to solve the thing."

Sirius: "So were you born in 2006, 2007?" Narcissa: "i was born in 2004" Regulus: "i don't mean this in a mean way but wow you are old"

Sirius: "I WANNA HOLD YOU" Remus "NO, LET ME MAKE COFFEE THEN YOU CAN"

Barty: "I'm gonna do a line off your dresser"

Barty: "i have a headache" pauses "and i have 2 more lines to do"

Mary: "I don't have to do acid I have the that back massager that messes with my balance receptor"

Barty: suddenly sits up Regulus: “are you okay” Barty: “i don't know, i'm just gonna go to sleep and try to see what's going on”

Barty: "Why not use a shotgun, it's easier, this is america." (was not in america)

"stop licking the oreos" - Reg @ Barty

"Do i really have to tell you not to mate with the cat"- McGonagall @ the marauders

Remus: “I can feel the brain damage,, and i've got another line”

“MY TRAUMA CAN'T HANDLE THIS!”- Sirius

“Ball licky licky titty croissant” - James trying to learn french from Regulus

“Ooo yay i love being kidnapped!”- Barty probably at some point

“The 3 c's cook, clean, cocktails”- Remus “The 3 b's bake broil blowjobs”- Sirius

“LET ME UPLOAD MY PORN DAMNIT” - Marlene probably

"Dorcas you should be my sugar mommy" - Pandora

"An air whore" Remus

"My skyrim character is Schizophrenic" - James

"I wanna blow up pumpkins, and People!!!!" -Bellatrix

"I can taste it in my eyeballs" - James

"you can't take terrorists to the airport"-Peter

"I'm really bad at swallowing" - Sirius

“you can't fuck a duck, you'd have to seduce it” - Evan

"Hey your boobs are crooked"- Marlene

"i’m sorry, i accused you of taking my grandpa" -Sirius

"im a gay virgin"-Regulus

"duck now motherfucker" Sirius @ James

"i wanna become a rug or everyone does a line of my ashes when i die" - Remus

"you can't be funny while I'm smoking" -Remus @ First year after he walked out the door

"I'm leaving, i don't care that much about being drug free" - Barty

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somesnapefan2 · 11 months

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Barty: say yes to drugs.

Lucius: say no to drugs.

Severus: it doesn't matter what you tell drugs...

Because if you're talking to drugs, you're taking drugs

#idk #hp #harry potter #severus snape #lucius malfoy #young severus #pro severus snape #professor snape #barty crouch junior #slytherin

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a-great-big-tragedy · 14 days

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I meant someone who loves Harry Potter and one of their favorite characters is Sirius Black. But the catch is that they love Severus Snape but hate Remus Lupin, I don’t know what to think, like how do you love Sirius, but hate Remus while loving Snape? How does that work? I need answers

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solarisburns · 2 months

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Summer camp councilor (part 3 the terrible three/assorted others)

Regulus: he splits his time between the magical lessons and the office, he does not want to be there (sirius was only aloud to go if reg went, sirius begged), kids adore him because he so obviously doesn't want to be there, a surprisingly good teacher

Barty: he terrorizes the children, it's funny, he helps run campfires and drama, hes not aloud around pointy things, attracts all the delinquents

Evan: kinda just around? Hes the ultimate floater and seems to have a six sense for when people need an extra set of hands, as he doesn't work with a specific group you can just hear excited cheers around camp whenever he just randomly shows up

Dumbledore: his name is on the building, he shows up once maybe twice the entire summer

Other Hogwarts teachers: they show up one a week to teach a mini lesson about their subject, bot many of them know what to do with kids that young, the first week is interesting...

Camp lasts pretty much all summer with a new batch of campers every week or so. All various friend groups go in hating each other but come out bonded by the horrors of small children. Sirius and Regulus help a pair of brothers fox their relationship and heal a bit through them

#this is in honour of snowing a literal foot and school being cancelled #should i do more of these?#marauders era #regulus black #sirius black #hogwarts #evan rosier #marauders #barty crouch jr #hogwarts professors #albus dumbledore

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hazelelel · 4 months

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I want to make a Hogwarts teacher dating sim so bad it haunts me in my normal every day life

I would have the player be a new muggles history teacher and you'd be able to pick between the main staff.

Like if you choose to have a cup of coffee that option makes you restless, so you take a walk outside at night, and end up meeting Werewolf Prof. Lupin

You choose to follow a random cat to try and pet it, it's McGonagall, and eventually she lets you pet her and gives off little cartoon hearts.

Christmas rolls around and if you decide to stay the holidays you and Prof. Snape are the only ones there and you both spend some reluctant time together.

Halloween is coming and you want some peace so you walk the grounds and stumble upon Hagrid in his pumpkin patch. You have tea and bond.

And secret routes for non-professor characters like Lucius, Narcissa, Sirius, Bellatrix, Barty Crouch Jr and even a secret Voldy route.

And of course another secret route where you shoot Voldemort with a gun and unlock the ability to date Dumbledore.

You get into danger because you're stupid, get injured, and depending on who you have the most points with that sprite comes and saves you (Dumbledore with Fawks, Lupin with chocolate, Snape with potions, Hagrid picks you up by the scruff of the neck like a cat...)

And yet it lives only in my daydreams...

#harry potter #dating sim #remus lupin #professor mcgonagall #professor snape #rubeus hagrid #lucius malfoy #narcissa malfoy #sirius black #bellatrix lestrange #barty crouch jr #voldemort #albus dumbledore #*gasp for breath*#I think thats all of them #except #professor sprout #professor flitwick #eh i give up

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dixonsgirl93 · 8 months

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#Harry Potter #defense against the dark arts #professor quirrell #professor lockhart #professor snape #professor lupin #professor moody #professor umbridge #Remus lupin #Severus Snape #gilderoy lockhart #dolores umbridge #mad eye moody #barty crouch jr #imposter moody #Harry Potter poll #hp polls #hp poll #harry potter polls

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flyingdreamerwriter · 5 months

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The adventures of the Skittles and their illegal animagus forms.

In McGonagall's office

Regulus: We can explain everything.

Pr McGonagall: Oh, can you? I would very much like to know how a raccoon came to hang from the ceiling in a strictly forbidden room, under the eaves. Not to mention the fact that you and Mr Rosier were putting out a fire outbreak in the mean time.

Regulus: Actually... We can't explain anything.

#barty probably put something on fire before escaping out of regulus' reach.#regulus black #slytherin skittles #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #marauders fandom #marauders #professor mcgonagall

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snape-fans · 7 months

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okay, I was browsing TikTok and saw a post. And the comments, "why wouldn't I hate Snape? He's arrogant and stuff like that." And it is bad and many things. to which I commented "there is also Bellatrix, Regulus, Barty, Evan, Tom" OH MY GOD. They jumped on me and justified them (more regulus) we already saw the canon, they are death eaters, why do they still think they are good?

#severus snape #professor snape #anti marauders #snape #anti remus lupin #bruce mulciber #wilhelm wilkes #anti james potter #severus snape fandom #edmundavery #anti peter pettigrew #anti sirius black #anti regulus black #anti evan rosier #anti barty crouch jr #merodeadores

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megsbookclub · 2 years

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This world argues on so many things but everyone agrees on one and that is Timothee Chalamet is Regulus Black💀💀💀

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made-by-moon · 6 months

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Barty and Evan are stoners. It's a fact and it's non-negotiable. They would smoke in the bathroom in between classes or their dormitory. And poor Regulus would always have to watch out for teachers, giving the two idiots The Judgemental Look TM. He got a heart attack when Slughorn almost caught them (Evan and Barty were laughing their asses off at his face in the meantime).

#the marauders #harry potter #marauders #slytherin #regulus black #barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior #evan rosier #rosekiller #crack #fanfic #regulus is bullied by rosekiller #professor slughorn

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padfoot-lupin77 · 1 year

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Based on a real conversation from my English class

Mcgonagall: what does this sentence mean: the moral of this story is that persuasion is better than force

Barty: *whispering* I disagree

Pandora: it means that if you want someone to do something, you should convince them to do it for their own good rather than force them

Regulus: so, manipulate them?

Mcgonagall: I-

Dorcas: yes. yes, persuasion is subconscious manipulation

Mcgonagall: I- You know what? You have a point!!

#marauders era #the marauders #marauders #marauders textposts #marauders slytherins #regulus black #barty crouch junior #pandora lovegood #dorcas meadowes #mcgonagall #professor mcgonagall #minerva mcgonagall #marauders incorrect quotes

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