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severussnaperevived · 9 months
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McGonagall: "now I want you guys to tell each other what you think about each other"
Y/N: turns to albus "you are who I think of them I set up my grandfather clock"
Y/N: turns to Severus "you are who I think of when I have sex with myself"
Y/N: turns to Lockhart "you are who I think of when I take out the garbage"
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dixonsgirl93 · 7 months
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hawkmothdiemotte · 1 year
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Idk man just sounded funny in my head Idek how the actual template goes
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frycekseuthanasia · 2 months
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green boi, green boi (LOVE YOU SM OMG)
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wierdshenanigans · 9 months
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You ever pick up a series you haven't read in a while and go, "Oh yeah this guy exists!'
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shitpost-factory · 1 month
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The biggest plot hole in Harry Potter is that the only teacher the students had crushes on was Lockhart
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wowzersbrina · 2 years
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This scene cracked me up 🤣🤣
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silveragelovechild · 7 months
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Defence Against the Dark Arts
Professors by Funko
Quirinus Quirrell (book one)
Gilderoy Lockhart (book two)
Remus Lupin (book three)
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody (book four)
Dolores Umbridge (book five)
Severus Snape (book six)
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hms-hairy-plopper · 1 year
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A Prompt, Fresh from the Hogsmeade Crackhouse:
All right, who let Lockhart have a Time Turner? The former DADA teacher got his hands on the magical device and immediately started to use it as a fidget toy. Now he’s gone so far back in time that he’s seeing giant lizards walking around. His eye is caught by a spikéd beauty, and suddenly, he’s peacocking around an ornery Stegosaur.
Will Gilderoy get to slake his reptilian lusts?
Does that glint in the Steggy’s eye mean reciprocation or annihilation for old Lavender-Drawers?
Will one of them trample man’s closest ancestor, thus dooming the universe to a paradox of dino-wizard mating dance for all time?
Up to you, writer!
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msalicesstuff · 1 year
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"You may think I am a faker, but what's not fake for sure is my ability to turn into a chainsaw demon, Snape."
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C h a i n s a w L o c k h a r t
(snape knows what's up)
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draco malfoy’s first crush was gilderoy lockhart, and that is a fact.
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icapturedthecastle · 25 days
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FFVII + some of my favorite shitposts, part 7
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Moments before Desaster strikes | Snape meme part 5
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frycekseuthanasia · 2 months
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a late valentines lockhart, bc as a fn I should be obligated to draw him in pink for valentines! lol
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overheard-at-hogwarts · 11 months
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McGonagall: I won't say Lockhart has a "strained" relationship with the truth... He don't know the bitch. He's never met her.
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prismaticpichu · 11 hours
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Aww crap. Here comes another one xD
Outdated FF7 Memes! (Part 2!)
Part 1!
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