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overheard-at-hogwarts · 11 months
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McGonagall: I won't say Lockhart has a "strained" relationship with the truth... He don't know the bitch. He's never met her.
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ladymiraclewings · 4 months
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Uzui Tengen: You cheated...and yet, still got every question wrong. Zenitsu Agatsuma: So, technically doesn't that mean I shouldn't be punished?
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Miss Globular: You cheated...and yet, still got every question wrong. Skeebo: So, technically doesn't that mean I shouldn't be punished?
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Xena, about Alti: Does she think that Devil’s Advocate is, like, an actual job that you can get, and she’s trying out?
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Matthew: If you know me, you know I don’t like to have conversations with my neighbours.
Rachel Lynde: Or any human being.
Matthew: Pretty much. Any human being I don’t already know.
Marilla: And most that you do.
Matthew: True. That’s mostly accurate.
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Cuthbert: I know I'm highly unusual, I just didn't know how high the unusual was.
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Leela: I know I am highly unusual, I just did not know how high the unusual was.
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Aaron: Gotta keep it profesh, you know? Lucian: Yes, because that's what professional people do: they call it "profesh."
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[If Sabre and Professor Red coexisted at the same time in Steve Saga]
Rainbow Steve, trying out new slang Sabre taught him: Gotta keep it profesh, you know? Professor Red: Yes, because that's what professional people do: they call it "profesh."
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Xigbar: Marluxia is never going to hit on you.
Vexen: How do you know?
Xigbar: Because I looked at him and I looked at you.
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There is no bottom to that salt mine.
Yuu, about Sayaka
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Arthur: Why can't we just leave Fred & George at home with Bill? I think he's old enough now to babysit-
Molly: Because, Bill's idea of babysitting the twins is just "making sure they all survive."
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ladymiraclewings · 3 months
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Principal Faust: You cheated...and yet, still got every question wrong. Edalyn Clawthorne: So, technically doesn't that mean I shouldn't be punished?
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false-falsettos · 2 years
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Whizzer: Something I'm bad at?
Whizzer: ...Dressing poorly.
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Rodolfo: What does that mean, "catch these hands"? Luciano: It's like… lend a hand.
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There is no bottom to that salt mine.
Bloo, about Mac
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