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briarpotter · 4 months
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Snape and the Golden Trio scheming how to get rid of (kill) Umbitch.
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mamasparky-art · 4 months
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Exploring more fun ideas of Remus teaching in several of Harry's years. I think Umbridge would end up being were he finally loses his job because it also still helps to isolate Harry from the adults around him
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holmesandtheroman · 9 months
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not to bring up hp discourse but why tf didn’t Ravenclaws make it their year’s goal to maliciously comply to umbridge’s educational decrees? like I would have made it my life’s mission to bog that bitch down with so much paperwork she would HAVE to quit. all weasley products banned? all right, bet… any literature or research published by former professor Matilda Weasley that might be part of the curriculum is off the table. please revise the curriculum and submit it to the ministry for approval. all incoming and outgoing mail will be under review? fine, guess who just signed up for literally every wizarding catalog EVER which means that you now have piles of my mail to go through? we’re banned from discussing “the upsetting incidents from the previous year”? very well… what constitutes as upsetting? Is any event I consider to be upset prohibited? I’m sorry, I’m afraid I can’t use the curriculum I did last year to facilitate this year’s studies; it was very upsetting to me. we must submit complaints about Hogwarts staff in writing? guess who is going to be receiving an extremely detailed tome of every single professor’s every action that mildly inconvenienced me since I started school? I would make that bitch QUIT
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readwithlivvy · 9 days
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artist-issues · 1 month
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Professor McGonagall really said "I do not usually permit people to talk WHEN I AM TALKING"
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severussnaperevived · 9 months
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Severus: opens door to leave his chambers, hears umbridge talking in distance, turns back into chambers slamming door behind him "fuck it, I ain't putting up with her shit today, I'm calling it sick."
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dixonsgirl93 · 6 months
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robynlilyblack · 2 years
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You mess with one of us you mess with all of us
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Harry Potter x fem! twin sister! reader
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Summary: Umbridge has been giving Y/n Potter detentions constantly for almost a month but when it begins to take its toll the pink toad will have to deal with the wrath of entire potter clan
Warnings: Umbitch, blood, fainting, scars, lack of appetite mentioned once, wizarding slurs, threats but it’s to Umbitch so is that really a warning?
A/n: 2.3k words, Harry is the elder twin and shes a griffindor because that was easier for the story line, voldy isn’t defeated or comes back like he did but Jilly survives, Sirius still goes to Azkaban in this because he was framed for the muggle deaths caused by peter but Lily and James escaped in time x also slight Freddie and reader okay more than slight haha, sorry I hope you don’t mind x
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You walked back from yet another detention, clutching your jumper tightly at the ends to hide the blood that was coming from your hand. Umbridge had singled out yet again for being Harry’s twin sister and given you almost a full month of detention for no reason but her own sick pleasure. You must have had about half a dozen different things scared on your hand and up your forearm, I must not tell lies, I must not prank others, pranks are not funny, I must respect my elders and her most recent addition, I am a filthy half breed, ironic right coming from one herself, which you stupidly voiced but apparently because her parents where both halfblooded that didn’t count and you earned an extra hour of writing for it
You hadn’t told anyone about the detentions, they knew you had some but you lied and said it was with Snape or some other Professor, either that or they assumed you were hanging out with Luna or one of your other friends outside Gryffindor. Why didn’t you mention it? Your brother had enough on his plate trying to run a small army whilst readying himself to deal an evil wizard with a personal vendetta against him without needing to worry about you too. You would speak to your parents or godparents but they were all a part of the reformed order and fighting a war, you couldn’t add this to their plate either as you were worried enough about them without distracting them with this
As you got to the portrait you felt faint, the months long torture, blood lost and lack of appetite that came with it had taken its toll, so when the fat lady asked for the password you just stared at her like she had just asked you a complex math problem
“Password?” she prompts again, you don’t answer as your brain is unable to function anymore, luckily someone comes to your rescue
“Y/n?” you hear a familiar voice say, lazily looking over but your vision is hazy so you can only make out a tall mop of ginger “You alright?” he chuckles at your glassy eyes
“Tired” is all you can get out before you try your best to focus but fail “Freddie or George?” you ask confused
That gets his attention, concern filling his eyes as you always knew the difference being a twin yourself, it was like a radar “Love?” he places his hand over your forehead checking your temperature
“Freddie, I don’t feel well” you admit moving to clutch his jumper to keep you up, only recognising the twin as George usually called you doll
He wraps his arms around you right away holding you up turning to the painting “mimbulus mimbletonia” he says quickly “Well come on” he ushers for her to open it faster earning a huff in return
He moves his arm around your waist to hold you up as you come in but your legs give out before he can reach the couch “Y/n?” Ron who was chilling alone on the couches waiting for you to get back stands up and runs over to help you as Fred kneels down “What happened” the younger Weasley asks frantic
“I don’t know she was like this when I found her outside” Fred explains worried “Go get Harry and Mione”
Ron nods giving you one last glance before sprinting up the stairs while Fred lifts you into his arms and places you on the couch “Y/n love I need you to stay awake what happened?” he takes one of your hands in his as he shakes your shoulder gently with the other but you’re quickly losing consciousness
Fred was about to speak again when he felt liquid on his hand, pulling it back he sees the blood, quickly rolling up your shirt and jumpers sleeves revealing the scars “Hey Freddie what you doing…Y/n?” George says cheekily before he sees your state him and Lee both kneeling in front of the couch “What happened” he turns to his brother
Fred holds up your hand showing them the scars “What a bitch” Lee says upset as he see Umbridge’s handiwork
“What’s going on?” Harry asks panting after half hurling himself down the stairs, Hermione and Ron out of breath coming down soon after him
Fred moves out of the way letting Harry take his place, your brother inspects your hand, his eyes beginning to tear up as he sees your state and the words painted on your arm. George and Fred share a look after their own eyes hone in on two of the scars, pits in their stomachs as they know you probably got the detentions because you often helped them with their shenanigans
“Harry, we need to get her to Madame Pomfrey now” Hermione urges her voice shaky, you were like the sister she always wanted her hand moving to take Ron’s seeking comfort
Ron clasps his other over hers as Harry nods “You want us to help?” Fred offers to which Harry nods letting him pick you up and bring you to the infirmary
Harry couldn’t breathe the whole way there, nor could he relax as you lay unconscious on the hospital bed. He outright refused to leave when asked, never letting go of unscarred hand, rubbing little circles in it while Fred, Hermione and Ron all had to leave as Poppy couldn’t allow them to stay since they were in immediate family
Dumbledore was still nowhere to be seen and that vexed Harry, adding to the compiling anger raging in his heart, he was furious at Umbridge for doing this, for forcing you to write all of this, for pushing you to your limit. He was upset you didn’t tell him but it wasn’t the first time you had hid things to protect him, he only wanted to protect you so he felt like he had failed you in that moment, failed as a big brother
He was about to drift off to sleep, his head laying on the bed next to you still holding your hand when he heard the door open followed by three voices speaking all at once but he recognised each of them “Mrs and Mr Potter, Mr Lupin, she’s right over her” Poppy leads them over before stopping “Hello again” she says to the familiar dog whose identity she overlooked
“Harry what happened? All we got was a letter from Minerva saying y/n was hurt…oh my god” Lily asks walking up to Harry gasping as she sees you laying there
“What the hell happened to her arm” James exclaims as he goes around the other side of the bed with Remus, the latter’s mouth dropped open as he examines the scars carefully
“Filthy half…” Remus can even finish it as his eyes fill with rage “Who did this?” they all look towards Harry for an answer
“Umbridge” he says bitterly rolling up his jumper to show his old scar “She’s been using a this quill as detention punishment, on the first week me and y/n got them after she insulted Cedric…but I had no idea that y/n was getting special treatment from her” tears prick his eyes as he scrunches up his face “I’m so sorry I failed to protect her” he sniffs as the tears begin to fall
“You did not fail her” Lily says her hands coming to cup his cheeks before pulling him into a hug
“Pads” Remus scolds as the dog jumps up on the bed, whimpering as it licks your hand before snuggling itself into your side
“Why didn’t you tell us she was torturing students?” James asks upset that you both kept this from him “I knew she was a bitch at your trial but this is taking the cake” he continues aggravated
“I’m sorry, I…we…didn’t want to add to your stress” Harry says sadly
“It’s okay I understand but you need to tell us these things so we can kick her not so pretty in pink arse” Lily says earning a chuckle for Harry
Remus lets out a laugh “I understood that reference” he says to James who is too annoyed to register but his face softens as you stir
The dogs head lifts up but stays snuggled into your side as you groan a little, hand going to your forehead as you squeeze your eyes tightly, opening them you take a second to adjust to the brightness of the room “F-” you start as the last thing you heard was a certain twins voice but then you see your whole family even your uncles, one of whom grey eyes are looking up at you “Un-snuffles” he huffs at the nickname but lets you reach out and pet him “Mum, dad, Uncle Moony…what…ah” you wince at as you try to move your hand
“How are you feeling?” Harry asks
“Better” you say quietly, the guilt swirling in you at how worried they all look, you could even swear you could see frown lines from your Uncle in his dog form “I’m sorry I didn’t want to trouble anyone” you look down
“Aww sweetie” Lily moves to sit at your side on the bed, Harry standing up to let her through “It’s okay” she leans forward placing a kiss on your forehead “The important thing is you’re alright” she gives you a reassuring smile
“What is going on in here?” you all turn to the shrill voice entering the room, great Umbitch has arrived
“What’s going on is you injured my daughter” James walks around approaching her with a fury that makes her look a little nervous
“I have no idea what you are talking about” she plays dumb
“You do have an idea, you cannot go around hurting kids like that…she’s going to have that on her hand for the rest of her life thanks to you” Remus adds joining James at his side, your mum stays with you, her arm wrapping around you while you grip your uncles fur gently telling him to stay as well, he was still a convict and you would never forgive yourself if he was caught
“Mr Lupin you don’t work here anymore nor should someone like you be allowed around children” she says frankly
Remus’ face drops while that comment sends your father over the edge “Don’t you dare talk about him like that, he is a god damn angel. It’s you that shouldn’t be around children and you bet your toad arse if I have anything to do with it you won’t be here for much longer” he points at her
“Hardly I was asked by Cornelius himself” she says but you can see your father anger and threats are breaking down her façade “You’ll find that I have every authority here” she fixes her little jacket little out that annoying little hum she always does
“Authority to hurt my baby?” your mother speaks up while your father and uncle step back, hell has no fury like Lily Potter when she’s angry “Listen here Umbitch” she stands up, the insult earning a proud smile from James and Sirius if he could in his form “There is nowhere on the face of this earth you will be able to hide from me if you hurt one hair on any more of these kids heads. And if you dare touch either of my babies again I will end you…nat uh” she shakes her finger at the pink toad when she tries to interject “I don’t care if you were sent here by merlin himself you have no right to harm anyone let alone a child”
“Punishment comes to those who deserve it, if you raised your children right and gave them better remodels than a monster, a convict, an ex-trouble maker and a mudblood then she could be a good child” that was it for your uncle, he jumped off the bed before you could stop him “Who allowed this mutt in here?” she turns up her nose but then her face morphs into horror as your uncles shifts
“You want to say that again Dolores?” he says smirking to which the women looks utterly terrified “Call my friend that slur, my husband a monster oh you’ve never seen a real monster”
“I…I…” she tries to form a sentence
“I…I…” he mocks back “If I see you anywhere near my godchildren again I will be guilty of Azkaban by the time I’m done with you” he intimidates
With that threat the toad scampered as fast as she could running by McGonagall, Hermione, Ron and Fred who were standing by the entrance, all with very satisfied grins on their faces clearly hearing the quarrel
As Sirius calms down, he spots his old professor “Hey Minnie” he winks reverting back to himself
James joins his side “Lookin’ good Minerva” he smirks
“Hi” Remus just gives a small semi awkward wave as he pops his head out from behind them
The teens chuckle around her while she just shakes her head “Tad dramatic Mr Black but nothing she didn’t deserve” she notes with a small smile to which the man himself grins proudly nudging his husband as if to say ‘look mums proud of us’
“Y/n you’re awake” Fred smiles as do Hermione and Ron who light up all heading towards your bed
As your friends talk to you, Hermione and Ron standing on one side with Harry sitting on the bed with Fred perched on the other side, Remus leans over to Lily “What is it with Potters and gingers” he whispers making the girl giggle while Sirius and James tilt their head before both eye the scene
“I would just like to announce that if anyone…” James looks at Fred especially “…hurts my little fawn again I will give them worse treatment than toad face”
“Jamie!” Lily huffs looking at both you and Fred with an apologetic expression
“And I am not opposed to chopping of certain body parts” Sirius adds nonchalantly, as Fred’s eyes blow wide and his face pales the rest, including you, burst out in giggles
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rosesneverwither · 6 months
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Harry Potter ships
Day 4
Dolores Umbridge x Argus Filch 😻
While Dolores Umbridge is definitely the most hated Harry Potter character, and Argus Filch is a character that not many of Harry Potter fans can say they genuinely love him either, you can't deny that they would make a lovely couple together. Both of them adore cats, love discipline and order, as well as have a fondness for punishing students, regardless if they're the guilty party or not.
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yumnasfunblog · 2 years
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The Defense Against the Dark Arts Curse is a Bad Karma Curse
It's too specific to be otherwise. Consider: Quirrell agreed to host Voldemort. He dies by that very same connection.
Lockhart wiped out people's memories. His memory is wiped by his own hand.
Lupin stood by as Snape was bullied. Now the wizarding word looks by as Snape forces him out of his job.
Mad Eye Moody locked up people in Azkaban. He's locked in a trunk by a death eater (I'm guessing that if you've affected enough people, you get karma-d early).
Barty Crouch served Voldemort. His soul is sucked out by a dementor.
Umbridge made the lives of nonhumans pretty much hell on earth. She is attacked by centaurs, who are not human.
Snape was a servant of Voldemort once. Now everyone thinks he's the traitor.
The Carrows tortured students. Now they get tortured by a student-and humiliated.
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ijustssnappe · 2 years
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Severus: I feel a strange emotion towards you
Umbridge: Respect?
Severus: Never
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hptheboywholived · 5 months
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frogs-on-unicycles · 2 years
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In fith year fred and george made a bust of Umbridge out of toilet seats. It was 20ft tall, and they put it in the middle of the entrance hall. They also thought to curse it so that every time someone tried to remove it with a spell, it grew by 10% and got twice as ugly. Once umbridge had cast every spell she could think of on it, the twins turned up to comment on how accurate the warped statue was to its living counter part.
Another positive, was the roaring trade in toilet seats that fred and george made in the aftermath. The castle soon realised just how uncomfortable crouching over seatless toilet bowls was.
One way or another - Blondie
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cuthbertimus · 2 years
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Excuse the terrible image quality I don’t know how to make gifs but Gwendoline Christie as Lucifer Morningstar is really giving Professor Umbridge vibes and it works so well they are evil.
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readwithlivvy · 2 years
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i hope sn*pe and umbridge terrorize each other in hell for the rest of eternity <3
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rarepears · 2 years
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Dolores must be the wizarding world's name equivalent of Karen.
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