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kpop-otome-yandere-here · 5 months

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Mc: Hey, dumb slut, get over here.

Mammon, sighing: Okay-

Asmo: I'm coming!

Mammon, confused: I thought... I was dumb slut...

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anintrovertedechoe · 11 months

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Lucifer: who the fuck took my demonus i just wanna talk

the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: what.

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: why??? you literally can’t even get drunk off it????

MC: it tastes like capri sun and i miss it you whore

Lucifer: what the fuck is a capri sun

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tsukii0002 · 5 months

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Mammon: Demons do not feel guilt, that is only for humans and angels.

Solomon: ... *grinning* Remember that cake you ate the other day?

Mammon: Yeah.

Beel: It was delicious

Levi: An Ur+ ranked cake.

Solomon: It was Mc's

Mammon: ...

Beel: ...

Levi: ...

Solomon: They had been working for two weeks to be able to buy it because it was an ultra-exclusive promotion.

Mammon: What-

Solomon: They came home tired every day from work and attending to your selfish needs… all so they could share that cake with everyone *falsely tearing*

Mammon: *crying* I'm a monster!!!

Beel: *sobing* WE are monster!

Levi: *balled up in a corner*

Mc enters the room and sees the brothers crying.

Mc: What have you done?

Solomon: Me? nothing :D

Mc: Don't tell me you are surprised when people tell you that you are more demon than human.

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l3viat8an · 1 year

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*In nightbringer*

Asmo: Do you realise there's a rumour going around that you're in love with MC?

Solomon: A rumour? Are you telling me people are doubting it????

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hopeluna · 3 months

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Belphie at Diavolo's parties: this place is so fancy, I don't know which fork to kill myself with

Asmo: the fork on your right.

#this was way funnier when i thought of it in my head #obey me #obey me x reader #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me asmodeus #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie #omswd #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me crack #om! belphegor #om! asmodeus

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saturncodedstarlette · 8 days

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Solomon, encouraging MC : —and you’re clearly very powerful now, starlight. You managed to take down a legion of monsters all by yourself without my help.

MC, still doubtful : Do you really think I’m powerful?

Solomon, cradling your face in his palms : I, for one, find you terrifying

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mammonswhore · 8 months

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Mammon: *with a walkie talkie following Belphie* The cow is out of the farm I repeat the cow is...

Belphie: *Taking the walkie talkie* THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?

MC: *on the other side of walkie talkie* I am scared of you so Mammon keeps me updated to know if I leave my room or not

Belphie: I am not going to hurt you

MC: bitch you said the same and killed me I ain't risking it again

#this has happened multiple times #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me imagines #obey me scenarios #obey me mc #obey me mammon #obey me incorrect quotes #om incorrect quotes #incorrect obey me #obey me! incorrect quotes #belphegor #obey me belphie #obey me belphegor #obey me mammon x reader #obey me crack #hol shenanigans

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temis-de-leon · 1 month

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Based on that one joke from TikTok. My pc is still broken and I can't write anything decent:

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MC: Fuck… I forgot to peel my skin today.

Mammon: What?

MC: My skin, I didn't peel it today.

Asmo: Like a mask?

MC: No, just my skin.

Asmo: Solomon's never done that.

MC: It's just the girls, Solomon doesn't know shit.

Satan: You have to peel it?

MC: Once a month, just after my period.

Asmo: You're molting?

MC: Yeah, sure.

Mammon: And you didn't do it today??!

MC: Don't worry, I can do it tomorrow.

Satan: Nonsense MC, we can help you now.

MC: …no, don't worry… it's kinda taboo for girls anyway…

Asmo: Don't be silly, MC! We'd never judge you!

Satan: And it'll probably take less time if the three of us are helping you.

Mammon: That's right! C’mon MC, let's peel your skin off!

MC: …oh no.

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the-travelling-witch · 2 months

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Mc: *sneezes*

Mammon, leaning towards Levi, whispering: What does it mean when humans do that?

Levi, whispering back: I think they just took a screenshot

#“but the demons in game sneeze too—”#okay and #when has canon ever stopped me #/silly #i just think it’s way funnier if the different species have these stupid differences #(see my ‘demons can’t eat salt’ hc)#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me mc #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me crack #om! shall we date #om! mc #om! mammon #om! leviathan

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certifiedlucifersimp · 10 months

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Lucifer : Why is MC sitting on your shoulders?

Diavolo : They like to feel tall!

MC : *happy sheep noises*

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catmadeofsalad · 3 months

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Lord Diavolo: Ah! MC! I'm glad you could make it!

MC: Me too. What did you call me over for?

Lord Diavolo: I just want to know how your doing.

MC: On a scale of Lucifer after a couple bottles of Demonus to Beel after he hasn't eaten in a day?

MC: I'm about an Asmodeus after someone breaking his eye shadow pallet.

Lord Diavolo: Oh my.

Barbatos: I'll schedule a vacation.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me mc #obey me barbatos #obey me diavolo #om! barbatos #om! diavolo #lord diavolo #barbatos x mc #diavolo x mc #barbatos #mc needs a vacation #obey me! shall we date?#om! shall we date #om! swd #diavolo #obey me imagines #obey me incorrect quotes

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kpop-otome-yandere-here · 29 days

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Mc: Congratulations, you three have won gold, silver, and bronze in the morons’ Olympics.

Levi:

Solomon:

Mammon: who won gold?

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anintrovertedechoe · 10 months

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headcanon that MC likes to annoy thirteen by calling her different numbers

thirteen: MC isnt so bad :))

MC: hey 31 what’s up

thirteen: im going to stick your fucking life candle up your own ass you fucking piece of shit-

so anyways yeah they’re in love

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tsukii0002 · 5 months

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Barbatos and Mc are drinking tea in some place in the Demon lord castle.

Mc: *getting very close to barbatos*

Barbatos: ?

Mc: *whispering to him very softly* I swear, if you turn out to be Nightbringer I will open holes in random parts of your room and fill them with families of rats.

Barbatos: *paling*...

Mc: *sipping a sip of tea* Mmm delicious as always.

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l3viat8an · 2 months

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*MC and Solomon are being interviewed about their relationship*

Solomon: I’m definitely the one that’s in charge in the relationship.

MC:*rolling their eyes* Solo, stand up.

Solomon:*stands up*

MC: Sit down.

Solomon:*sits down*

MC: Look at me.

Solomon:*grinning like a fool, and turning to look at MC*

MC: Good boy~

Solomon:*blushing and clearing his throat* As I was saying, watch this! My star, could you please go fetch my spell book?

MC: Of course.

Solomon: See, MC would do anything for me!

Mephisto:*regretting the whole interview*…..this was pointless.

#and now for another dumb post jsjsjsj #surprise it’s queue!#ro’s dumb stuff tag!#obey me solomon #obey me mc #obey me mephistopheles #money me rad newspaper #om!#obey me incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #obey me crack #obey me shitpost #obey me shenanigans #om! solomon #om! mc #om! mephistopheles

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asmosmainhoe · 11 months

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*getting ready for a date*

Lucifer: Try not to sound too desperate, please.

Diavolo: Haha don't worry about that!

*at the date*

MC: I love this restaurant.

Diavolo: I love you too.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me nightbringer #om! diavolo #om! nightbringer #obey me diavolo x mc #obey me diavolo #obey me dia #obey me diavolo x reader

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