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catmadeofsalad · 8 days

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MC: Happy 4/20 guys!

Asmodeus: Happy 4/20!

Mammon: Yeah yeah, where did the brownies go?

MC: oh no.

Belphegor: BEEL'S TRYING TO EAT MY BED!

Mammon: fuck

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catmadeofsalad · 16 days

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Dropping my current BS Experience on my MC part 1:

Diavolo: I don't want to see Cori cry!

Lucifer: The will get over it, physical therapy is necessary.

Diavolo: But Lucifer!

Barbatos: Lucifer is correct, my Lord.

Diavolo: You two want Cori to cry!?

Lucifer: No!

Barbatos: Of course not, but as Lucifer said, this is necessary.

Cori: Can't I just have my arm cut off?

Lucifer, Barbatos and Diavolo: Absolutely not.

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catmadeofsalad · 1 month

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MC: the food's too hot, I can't eat it

Asmodeus: you're too hot and I still eat you

Lucifer, slamming his hand on the table: one dinner! all I ask for is one peaceful dinner!

#haha #lol

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catmadeofsalad · 1 month

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Asmodeus: *playing with MC'S hair*

Beelzebub: *holding MC*

Belphie: *sleeping on top of MC's legs*

Mammon: *buying MC more blankets for their pile*

Leviathan: *putting in a funny movie for MC*

Lucifer: Why are you crowding MC so much?

Asmodeus: Their toxic ex tried to manipulate them into getting back together, and our dear human started to panic so we deemed this a necessary solution.

Lucifer: Then where is Satan?

Mammon: *grins* Hunting

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catmadeofsalad · 1 month

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Lucifer: Just take MC to their classes.

Asmodeus: No, I refuse!

Lucifer: You've done this before, now go.

Asmodeus: This time is different! I'm going to get warts!

MC *a frog*: Excuse you, I am a frog. Toads cause warts.

#obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me mc #obey me lucifer #lucifer morningstar #obey me asmodeus #om! asmodeus #om! lucifer #om! asmo #asmodeus #asmodeus x mc #lucifer x mc #lucifer has had enough #the mc frog saga #mc is a frog #it continues

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catmadeofsalad · 2 months

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Lucifer: What happened?

Diavolo: Nothing!

Lucifer: *sighs* MC, what happened?

MC: *a frog* Nothing.

#obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me mc #obey me lucifer #lucifer morningstar #obey me diavolo #obey me lord diavolo #om! mc #om! lucifer #om! diavolo #lucifer x mc #diavolo x mc #lord diavolo #just diavolo and his shenanigans #lord diavolo is having too much fun #lucifer isn't mad he's just disappointed #mc #lucifer needs a vacation #wait were's barbatos

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catmadeofsalad · 2 months

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Beelzebub: There's an emergency.

Lucifer: I just restocked the fridge, Beel, what could possibly be wrong?

Mammon: How do I get the human to stop crying!?

Luke: What did you demons do to MC!?

Solomon: It's not their fault, Luke, MC has depression.

Beelzebub: But how do I fix it?

Solomon: Hugs and nice words.

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catmadeofsalad · 2 months

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What would Cori have them as in their phone?

Solomon: The Magic Man

Simeon: Father 1 of My Son

Luke: My Son

Diavolo: Kaleidoscope

Barbatos: Father 2 of My Son

Lucifer: Symptom of Being Demon

Mammon: My Numb Little Bug

Leviathan: The POP! Figures were on sale!

Satan: My Cat Boy

Asmodeus: Bed Bath and Beyond

Beelzebub: Food Comaaaaaaaaa

Belphegor: Insomnia Prescription

Raphael: Ralph

Mephistopheles: Mephisto

Thirteen: Friday the

What I'd have the Obey Me cast in my phone as:

Solomon: Grandpa 💙🤍

Simeon: AYTOBNDYJWTGAS 🙂

Luke: Babie 😇

Diavolo: Supreme Court 🎩

Barbatos: Barbie 💗

Lucifer: Eyebags 🥱

Mammon: Not A Financial Advisor 📉

Leviathan: Leviachan 💜

Satan: My Little Meow Meow 🐱

Asmodeus: Prettiest Boy Alive 💋

Beelzebub: s o u p 🍲

Belphagor: Life Backup Plan 🖤

Please tell me what you'd have them in your phone as.

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catmadeofsalad · 2 months

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Satan: Who tf are you and why do you have my MC!?

Satan(WiHiB): Your MC!? They're mine!

Asmodeus: Give me back my sorcerer right now!

Sitri(WiHiB): You don't look like I remember, but you are my Solomon.

Barbatos: Yours?

Barbatos(WiHiB): I can't bask in beautiful sunlight here!

Satan: Put your clothes back on!

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catmadeofsalad · 2 months

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𝐦𝐜: wait so how big are you though? 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐥: like 6'4 𝐦𝐜: no i mean like in bed 𝐦𝐜: how big are you? 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐥: still 6'4? just sideways?

━━━━━

╭ ╮

𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐘 𝐌𝐄! 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐬

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catmadeofsalad · 2 months

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Thank you all for 5,000 likes! I appreciate and love all of you!

If anyone is interested in headcannons, or requests just let me know!

#5000 likes #tumblr milestone #thank you

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catmadeofsalad · 2 months

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Lucifer: This is the last time I ask you nicely.

MC: Good, I want you to threaten me.

Lucifer: How long can humans last hanging upside-down?

MC: Threaten me harder, daddy.

Lucifer:

Lucifer: ASMODEUS!

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catmadeofsalad · 3 months

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Whenever Mammon gets punished severely, I get really sad. The way Mammon gets treated is how I was treated by my mum and siblings as a child, and I just want to hug him. Yes, he steals things. Yes, he causes trouble, but so does Belphie, Leviathan, Beelzebub, etc. They all do.

In the card Too Many Insults, the brothers are making fun of him and degrading him nonstop. He even asks them to stop, and they just laugh it off and continue until he RUNS AWAY. Then, they STILL mock him! Make fun of him being gone and that he needs them so he'll be back.

Yeah, Mammon comes back a week later. But he came back for his phone charger. That's it. His brothers see him, and they are worried and miserable without him. The whole week he was gone, they were searching for him. When he comes back, they ask him to stay, and he said he already had an idea of where he'd live on his own.

They're shocked, Leviathan has the audacity to make fun of him, and then Mammon tells them that's why he's leaving. Because they don't love him. They make fun of him. They hurt him.

Outside of this card, there is a text conversation where Lucifer asks who broke a vase or something, and Mammon instantly says it was him. Asmo is shocked, and Satan is about to deni it, but Mammon says it's him.

Wanna know why?

Cause Belphegor fell asleep while walking and broke it. Mammon took the blame because he didn't want Belphie to get punished for his sin.

Mammon got no thanks, and Lucifer didn't question it because he knew Mammon wouldn't let anyone else take the blame.

Mammon may make mistakes, but he's the best big brother the younger 5 could ever have.

You hoes honestly have to stop babying Mammon , yes his sin is greed but you wanna know what he also is? A fucking Demon, yes sometimes the other brothers go a little too far with the insults and the fighting and the name calling but that’s literally what almost every pair of siblings do and for the record he does fuck up a lot of shit for people, for example he almost got us killed when he took Beel’s food and forced us to eat it, which quite literally DESTROYED OUR ROOM. Please stop acting like he’s innocent 99% of the time, it’s fucking annoying. 😭💀

How dare you say we should piss on the poor!! No but like, did you read this bit : "Now I'm not dismissing that, or saying he doesn't deserve any consequences" Did you? Because it feels like you didn't.

I honestly wasn't even going to answer this at first, but I feel like I should get my stance on the matter out there in a way people can understand, even if nobody reads it, so thanks for the opportunity to do that.

First, I want to say that I have siblings. I know what playful insulta and fights look like and feel like. I also know what the genuinely hurtful shit is, stuff said with the intention of making you cry if you upset whoever says it too much.

And yeah, they definitely do that to him. It is definitely not all fun and games especially considering that they have canonically made him cry and his very concerning response to the MC comforting him.

I agree with you that hes not always innocent, in fact, he is guilty half the time, but one hundred percent of the time when he is involved in something bad his brothers are absolutely terrible about it.

And about the thing with Beel, I went back and replayed the story segment you were talking about and, yeah it is partially Mammon's fault. In fact, I would even go as far as to say mostly at fault because he was fucking with Beel's sin BUT his brothers fuck with his sin all the time with little to no consequence and earlier that day (at least, I'm assuming that's the timeframe) Beel stole Mammon's food and showed zero remorse.

Now, Mammon is expected to control his sin. If he doesn't, he gets punished. Makes sense, right? Except the punishments are far too harsh and none of his brothers are held to the same standard as him, despite being much more impulsive regarding acts of violence when they're set off.

As far as I remember (though I may be wrong) Mammon is the only brother who didn't try to literally kill MC. And nearly every other brother tried to kill MC because of lack of control over their sins.

I'm not upset over the fact that he gets punished for doing stupid or dangerous or bad things, I'm upset the punishments are so drastic and that he seems to be the only one receiving them. If anybody read this far, thanks for listening!

#obey me mammon #om! mammon #obey me shall we date #obey me #mammon #shall we date mammon #mammon deserves hugs #i love him #mammon needs more love #i love mammon #ill fight anyone to defend mammon

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catmadeofsalad · 3 months

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MC: Lord Diavolo, can I hide here?

Diavolo: MC! What's wrong?

MC: I might have totally switched Lucifer and Satan's hair color.

Diavolo:

MC: And wardrobes.

Diavolo: How fun! Is there anything I can do to join?

MC: Do you know how we could legally switch their names?

Diavolo: I-

Satan: MC I JUST WANT TO TALK

Lucifer: Lord Diavolo, what are you doing helping them?

Diavolo: Well, for funsies, of course!

Lucifer: For... funsies.

Satan: MC I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO FOR FUNSIES

Diavolo: I'm afraid I'm not going to be of much help here, MC.

MC: I just want attention!

Satan: YOU'LL GET PLENTY OF IT

#satan killing me is the hottest thing i can think of tbh #angry satan #om! satan #obey me satan #obey me shall we date

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catmadeofsalad · 3 months

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Simeon: MC, are you scared? MC: Actually, years of trauma and fighting for my life against mental and physical abuse and isolation have pretty much burnt out my adrenaline response to situations like this and left me without the ability to feel normal reactions and emotions. Simeon: Wh... What? MC: I said "I'll be fine."

#how did you know #my mc has so much trauma #then again #so do i #simeon save me #i bet simeon would make a great therapist

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catmadeofsalad · 3 months

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Demon 1: Hey, you got a second?

Demon 2: Oh, what did you do?

D1: I didn't even say anything!

D2: Just cut the shit and tell me what you did.

D1: Right, yeah, so I just stole this *holds up a bra* from the House of Lamentation and I'm just now realizing there are consequences to my actions.

D2, staring into the distance in shock and horror: You mean you stole that from MC... the human exchange student, is that correct?

D1: Yeah, that sounds about right.

D2: One of the most powerful humans that has ever existed and not only has all seven avatars of sin wrapped around her finger, but also the demon lord himself, Barbatos, Mephistopheles, Solomon, a grim reaper, and multiple angels at her beck and call. THAT MC, is that who we're talking about right now?

D1: Okay, well, I didn't say it was a smart move.

D2: Oh no! No one in their right mind would call THIS a SMART MOVE!

D1: Right, well, I'm sensing a lot of hostility and not a lot of help so... *goes to leave*

D2: Oh, I'm gonna help you, alright! Follow me!

D1: Sure thing....

D2: *opens a window* Out ya go!

D1: But we're on the top floor, I'll die!

D2: DEATH IS A MERCY!

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catmadeofsalad · 3 months

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Mammon: Goodmorning, MC.

MC: Hey.

Asmodeus: Those are some bad dark circles, MC!

MC: Thanks, my brand is insomnia.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me mc #obey me mammon #obey me asmodeus #om! mammon #om! asmodeus #mammon x mc #asmodeus x mc #insomnia #insomnia is a bitch #i need more sleep #i need sleep #belphegor help me

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