#nvm guys let’s pack it up
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will solace!! is a character from later in the percy jackson series he is sixteen (i think?), gay and dating nico di angelo
oh i just fell to my knees
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Luigi is perfect I take no criticism
I love the voice actress for peach, but goddamn how they've animated peach does not match. Anya is so much more dry and they keep trying to make her more cheerful and it's just man
THEY MADE MARIO THE SAME HEIGHT AS Peach??? BULLSHIT
Mario hating mushrooms is a vibe. Autistic Mario head cannons accepted
Jack Black out his whole jsckussy into it
I love how the young Luigi and Mario are the baby designs
Toad reminds me of that dude from the movie where the British kid gets turned really really really small and into a blonde elf and meets a hot red head elf
Yoooooshhhiiiii
I've been missing spoilers about the peach song
It truly iconic
"sit.... Jam with me"
Poor wizard his fingers )):
Give her a pony tail you cowards
The idea that she's just a baby that wondered in is really cute
So the gas mask shy guy is Bowser junior right?
It's the gay gay scene
Luigi is the best character ever
Hi the luma is horrific
Nvm iconic, smol be like sometimes and it's always amusing
Why is the monkey attractive
I just know my partner hates the soundtrack I can just feel it they're such a music nerd
CRANKY KONG
The voice ain't good but he's got the spirit
I'd fuck
Nvm I wouldn't
Maybe I would be seems dumb
I enjoy watching Chris Pratt homophobic mother fucker getting beat up
Oh no
He's so small
That joke about ant man going into Thanos ass and killing him that way
Furry Mario activated
Please tell me twitter made grabbing Dks tiddy's meme.
I know I have a thing for engineers but the engineer monkey is hot
I'd marry Bowser
Mario driving is me driving
I swear it was less monkeys in the trailer
They didn't need the whole DK and toad talking thing
They dead ass were just like "let's iron maiden this bitch"
The blue shell was thing, but also suggests that blue shells are kamakazi pilots
Oh fuck no the whole massive fish shit? Fuck that
Robins voice actor?
I simp for Bowser
Jack Black makes Bowser so much less incelly
We all knew this was gonna happen
They got vored?????
Nvm fuck dk
"is that a Yoshi egg"
ITS DIDFERENT FROM THE GAME
Awwweee how his eyes sparkled when she transformed kinda cute
The music guy had fun," all I gotta do is make sort of the songs they've already done? Hell yeah"
So Luigi would already be dead from the heat
I like the star alot
Awwwwwweeee they really love each other, like that's very the energy
The bullet bill is a nuke ??? I??? Goddamn
Shit yeah, that would fucking hurt getting kicked in the eye
Did he just nuke the multiverse?
So alot of people just died right? It's Brooklyn, like that shit is packed tight with humans
Luigi is such a good brother
The fucking dog
I like the star alot. The luma is really fun
Brian Taylor had fun and got paid
Jack Black really put his jackussy into it
Idk I enjoyed, I wouldn't say it's a master piece but it was in fact enjoyable
Yoshi!!!
Overall, it wasn't a terrible movie I enjoyed it!! But also I am a five year old and a 16 year old right now so you know xD
- smol/bossy
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HOUSTON 📍
Friday :7:30 Am
1998
"Bri , after work I have to go straight to the airport"my mom said turned to look at me to see if I'm paying attention, as she driving in the school parking lot stopped in the school.
"I heard you" I replied with a smile, unhooked my seatbelt, grabbing my backpack about to grab passenger door
"Remember Brittany going to Aunt Chrissy house this Weekend, So that mean you have the house to yourself of course I gave enough money to last you till Monday" she said with sly smile we gave each other a hug
Walking up the stairs opening doors seeing group of people talking...Making my way to my first period seeing some classmates in the front doing other work from different class or sleeping either way I made my way to the back of the class, seeing my girls, Raina, Zoe, Camille & Lydia.
"Hi Girl" Lydia said with a smile, taking a seat in front of Zoe
"Hey y'all" I replied with a smile putting my bag on the desk
"Girl Tell me why Von and Gia broke up" Camille said we turned to face her with shock on our face
"Girl Stop Lying" I waved her off, looking at Zoe expression, Raina & Lydia looking at each other surprise.
"What happened?" raina asked with shock expression still stuck on her face, making me nod my head
"Well let's say they was cheating on each other" camille answered, I'm still shocked that they was cheating but Nvm
"Welp that wasn't my senior year checklist" I replied, hearing the bell rang seeing everybody coming in taking their seats.
Here come the reigning Queens of East High walking in looking top models, taking their seats continuing their conversation about (I really Don't know, Really I don't give a damn) then hearing four very loud voices walking in the popped open- door of the classroom, I turned my head seeing the fine reigning Kings of East enter the room walking to their seats, smiles all on their faces while continuing their conversation, they taking their seats while Cliff taking the seat infront of me, one thing about him is I have the biggest crush on him since sixth grade.
"Well I hope they good" Zoe said well all nodded our heads chuckling
"We still going shopping tomorrow?" Lydia asked before we even replied
"Yeah what time ?" Rakeem smirked, sizing Lydia up and down watching her curves, Lydia is my brown skin sis with curves in the right places.
"Yeah with girls,Girls" Lydia Joked, she playfully rolled her eyes turning to us making us chuckle
Everybody been chuckling at Lydia & Rakeem back and forth but we know she has crush on him since elementary, we have substitute teacher and we're watching a movie that nobody paying attention to, when I told y'all it's attention I mean you cut a knife through clearly Monica and Cliff broke up three months ago but the word around she start dating star quarterback Dame of University of Houston.
AFTER SCHOOL
As soon as the bell rang, students were getting out their seats, packing up my belongings, putting my bag over my shoulder exited the classroom, walking out the front door seeing raina standing on top the stairs.
"You got a ride ?" Raina asked fixing her pixie cut, looking at her watch
"I have a bus pass" I replied looking down at the watch, looking at parking lot
We turned her head to see Monica parting away from her clique or minions walking down the steps to tall muscular build light skin guy that look like a younger LL Cool J with waves giving her a hug peeking opening the passenger door for her putting her purse down first getting in closing the door making his way to the driver side leaving parking lot.
"Giiirrlll" Raina said looking at me shock chuckling
"I give her that but still fuck her" i replied making us chuckled, seeing her brother pulled up full honking his horn
"I hear you dumb ass" raina yelled rolling her eyes, turned to face with a calm expression
"Tell uncle Andre I said Happy Birthday for me" I said giving her a hug pulling away seeing her walking down the stairs to the passenger door, getting in seeing her pull off with a honk, I wave at them
(Great i have to walk to the bus stop to wait for 30 minutes, Wish me luck y'all)
Walking down the stairs, making my way out the school property walking down the block seeing business and hair shops, I hustled down the side walk, my curves bouncing with each stride, seeing the bus stop bench.
Seeing all Black Honda Accord pulled up in front of me passenger window rolled down and I see cliff .
"You need a ride ?" He asked with sly smirk
"Yeah i actually do" I answered I'm not going to play the cat and mouse game
"Come on" with a grin on face, unlocked the door
I got up from the bench, sauntered my way to the car opening the door getting in the car putting on the seat belt "Tell me your address" driving down the road to the freeway engulfing the car, founding himself nodding his head, whipped the steering wheels, maneuvered through Houston.
"What y'all doing tomorrow?" He asked he involuntarily nodding his head to infectious beat
"To the mall, start my prom and Gradnite shopping" I replied looking out the window seeing the buildings maneuvered through my neighborhood
"You don't mind if I join?" He asked I was to busy pay attention to how his pink tongue moistening his lips
"Of course I will let the girls know" I answered I turned my attention back on the road avoiding any eye contact
"I will invite the boys" he with his sly smirk
I couldn't help it but admire features, his untamed brows, and his beautiful trimmed beard, and I can't forget his luscious big heart shape lips,white durag that lay over his well braided head, and I understand why female going to war for him.
We finally pulled up in front of my house, he parked his car taking his key out the ignition, turned face me
"You mind if I could come in ?" He asked looking at me for acceptance
I guess I got caught because he creaked a beautiful smile, and bonus he have a grill on his bottom row, with his well defined muscles, showcased by his baggy jersey and with baggy blue jeans that have me wondering how big.. looking up seeing him sport his famous grin.
"Damn I know I'm fine, you mind if I have my face back?" He playfully teased me with a sly smirk
(It's not my fault you fine as fuck)
I got out the car, walked my war to the front door feeling him right on my side. Opening the door moving out the way for him to walk in, closing the door locking.
"Nice House" he said looking around walking in the living room
"Thanks, I give all the credit to my mother" I replied making us laugh
I let him know I'm going to my room, making my way to my room dropping off my backpack and taking off my shoes and my green leather jacket putting on my slippers walking down the stairs seeing cliff still standing but looking pictures.
"It's your mom and y'all ?" He asked turned to look at me
"Yeah, my mom and my little sister" i replied walking to the couch taking a seat grabbing the remote turned the tv on, changing the channel on MTV playing softly in the background
"What happened with your dad ?" He asked turned around walking to the couch sitting down
"My dad live in Atlanta" I answered I looked from the television
"Divorced" we said union, chucking
He shook his head, Nice & Slom playing softly background seeing Kimora typing on the computer, he had this look on his face like he look like he was thinking.
"Why you look like you're constipated ?" I joked, he smiled shaking his head
"I'm just wondering why we haven't hang before now" he said looking back at me
"Your little girlfriend" i replied feeling like a dark cloud hanging over my head
"Monica, How?" He asked looking back at me for his full attention
"Me and Monica was good friends back then" i said looking at him seeing his expressions change "I knew her before Rhonda, Ashley, Deedee & Alicia... we were good friends we did everything but puberty kicked in and socially elevated we didn't match her lifestyle so she kicked us to the curve then she knew I was feeling you then y'all started dating that's why I'm not cool with your ex"
"Damn she been weird" he chuckled shaking his head
"Welp that was your girlfriend at one point"i joked i looked back at him seeing him looking so good
"Yeah" he said seductively, looking at me up and down
(Welp let's see what happens)
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When I tell you I been to busy watching the videos, I didn't notice cliff took off his jacket showcasing his buff muscles, by his baggy tank top lying back with his long legs open wide, then 2pac How do you want it video start playing I got up from the floor to the couch avoiding the television, hearing him laugh.
"It's not that funny, it's weird watching a explicit video with the opposite sex" I chuckled playfully hit his arm turn my face seeing pac rapping half naked woman having the time of their life
"It's not weird, I watched porn with" he said before i rudely interrupted
"You and Monica watched porn together?" I asked looking at him shocked
"No, but when I used to date robin" he said paying attention on television seeing bunch of different color nipples on display
I wasn't paying to what he said because my girl down under being worked up, by his side profile even every slight movement he doing.
"You good ?" He asked he pressed his lip against my left ear.
"Yeah I'm go" I answered I stopped myself seeing lust
I felt his huge hands wrapped around my waist pulling me closer kiss my neck.
"Bet that pussy so wet" he said press his lips on my ear
Before I could say anything pulling me closer feeling my back on cushion, grabbing my thick thighs pulling then apart kissing my right ankle going down with breath taking kisses going down finally peck clothe clit.
"Oh my God" I moaned feeling him pulling my favorite black Victoria secret panties off with ease
"Look at this Juicy ass Pussy" he said with sly smirk before I felt his long tongue taking his first lick
I damn there almost jumped out of my skin how good his wet heat of his tongue dragging up and down on my slit, soon after he started sucking on my clit, it was so overwhelming my tight trying closing how good it was. He grabbed my calves, thrusting them forward that my toes touch the couch and my pussy and ass is in the perfect position. Let me tell you he went to work on my ass, he kept sucking, I so sloppy on his mouth. Clifford was mentally dapping himself he finally eating his dreamgirl pussy. The only sounds you can hear in the living room I s Jodeci Feenin and the sounds he making were munching, smacking of lips, tongue flicking, and popping of his mouth off her clit and inner folds. All I could do was moan out ecstasy grabbing on my chest rubbing all over.
I tried to sit up on my elbows but Cliff kept pulling closer to his face like he was bury himself. He was devouring my clit. All I could feel his fingers thrusting inside me while he kept sucking on clit, he was eating my pussy like he hasn't eaten like 30 minutes ago. His whole face was pressed into, he mouth was unrelenting, I couldn't stop saying his name over and over. All of a sudden a smack on my right cheek, his tongue start doing figure eights and even spelling his name on my folds and I found myself grabbing his gripping his arm. He continued devouring he began rolling his tongue in a gentle waves and humming, I swear I thought I saw the gates.
"Dassit, Baby, You a big girl ?, Give it to me"
He grabbed my thick thighs wide open as he continued dived into my drenched pussy, letting me and my body know who's in charge and control of my body now, all I could hear was the bridge playing softly but was over shadow by him sucking, and slurping, and sliding his tongue my sugar walls, he grabbed my legs to make sure I don't go anywhere, he dipping his fingers on my slit began doing little circle motion while kissing my inner thighs, my eyes rolled back into my head, I jumped feeling him slap my vulva, That was new to me because ex never did that or not even myself when I masturbate.. the effect made my clit pulsed from the pain and pleasure his long two digits were sliding in and out of me his tongue reunited with my pussy giving me a long hard licks to my overstimulated bundle of nerves his head bobbing back and forth. I was shouting feeling his big lips against my clit. My thights smothering his cheeks, but he took control grabbing my legs pressed them back forcefully, I let out a sharp moan, I started feeling my orgasm buildup, feeling my pussy begin to have a spasm, I began to start to shake and tremble, he going like a wild animal till I haven't felt my legs all I could remember was I had to pee but it was thrown off from how big I came and how wet his face is I squirted... I First timer...
"Did you came and squirted ?" He asked his entire face glistening with my juices. Giving my pussy a final peck
"That was my first time" I answered looking at him shocked
"Where's your room ? so I can help you out" he asked getting up pulling closer giving me a kiss I remember
"Upstairs on your left" I said looking at him cleaning the living room "and you might as well sleep with me I squirted on your face"
"Oh word, bet" he smirked picking me up putting me on his shoulder with my exposed ass giving my ass smack
(I can't believe that just happened)
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Just sum no context/might give context writing that ive done for my fav and current save in rimworld.
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"You are a waste of her gift" Anya snorts and intentionally pressses one of his wounds harshly.
○Wade○
"I am trying my best ya know, with only my hands and no weapon or armor. You were rushing me to pack up to find this stupid weapon and i couldn't even find my own."
○Anya○
"Still to end up having to soil your pants and stripped by the enemy is entirely too much. Then you couldnt even win and ended up having to be saved."
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Wade gets into yet another fit of anger after trying to conversate with Kurthos and turns to Anya and says
"Anyania where'd you meet this guy? This twerp keeps speaking as if you picked him up at a mental hospital!??"
And Anya just calmly responds back in full seriousness
"How'd you guess? He was such a cutie that i couldnt pass him up!"
(Anyania is Anya's full birth name and she hates it but allows only her uncle to call her it. Kurthos knows better to not use the name and all the help and servents know better to not try to piss Anya off or else their head will be on the stakes outside)
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"Shes gonna leave with our maid if we dont do something about that" Kurthos twidles his fingers nervously.
"And do what you nimwit, we told her the walls would keep her safe and she went out to pick fucking berries! As if she doesnt eat half the food she cooks and more if she thinks nobody sees her!" Wade cannot believe what he is hearing. Especially when he already knows that the one who will have to do 'something' will be him.
"I dont want to have to clean those big rooms myself. They wouldnt listen to me when i told them to stay still and clean after themselves earlier. The walls laughed in my face." Kurthos frowns slightly
"Honey could you be a dear and tell them to stay clean. They listen to you rather better."
"Of course my love. Though I'd rather just find some other forsaken person out past the hills to come clean up the premises for us."
15 of Septober
Rangly dirty middle aged man falls down from the sky. Wade runs to try to catch him but forgets we built a thick high wall and then proceeds to try to climb it to get to before said dirty middle aged man.
Im sure that my goddess only blessed him because of his blood and not his brains. Even though he doesnt fully believe in her yet but soon he will.
Anyway when Wade got to the dude I realized he had brought the midtech medpacks with him and although I probably should've stopped him, I just let him since we did just get a full stack of glitter medpacks last week.
Nvm we should throw Wade out of the walls and let the raiders have him. HE PUT THAT DIRTY OLD MAN IN MY BRAND NEW BED AND WHEN I TRIED TO TAKE HIM OUT AND PUT HIM SOMETHWHERE ELSE HE CRIED AND SAID "OH NO HE'S INJURED." Oh how i wish the goddess would just leave him for dead next time!
The dirty man has woken up and has since been in a frenzy talking about how his daughter is some baroness in the empire and she is waiting for him. Yadda yaddo doo if you ask me. I wanted to keep him as our new maid/butler but my dear husband also agrees with my uncle and says we should let him return since he has family. :(
I cant deny my sweet darling though so Wade wins this time and ONLY this time.
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12th of Decembary
Update the stinky man died:)
I might've closed and locked the bedroom that we put him in.🤷🏽♀️ Wade has the keys though. He could've opened it but apparently his nice charity act leaves once one of his research projects takes up his time again.
13th of Decembary
Our gardener died:(. Now Kurthos has to plant and harvest all by himself. He is happy to pick up the work though so maybe its for the best.
14th of Decembary
We manged to hire 2 new servants. A doctor and a crafter/miner. I will have the crafter start making up some statues as i want to decorate the place. Also the new house has been built and floored. I am working on setting up some lights in the hallways and rooms as sleeping in the dark is never good.
The very first thing our crafter does when he gets here is apparently flirt with our doctor.
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4th of Aprimay
Some feral child is wandering near the northern walls. Looks saurid and probably about to enter preteen age by the looks of it. Kurthos wants to go out and convince him to stay because in his head "then our child can have a play date to grow up with". Im not totally against the idea but he seems a little old and I've known saurids to be aggressive.
6th of Aprimay
A muffalo hit one of the same damn traps that Wade hit earlier. Lucky that we have that mj girl she has a god's touch for repairing skin and bones. Throw some glitterworld medicine and she could heal the dead probably. Unfortunately the muffalo died before she got there but thats okay we have a few left.
9th of Aprimay
Wade has been mostly out of commision since the trap incident due to his injuries and an infection. But he apparently managed to use his hurt and frail body to woo our doctor, MJ. I have pulled her aside to let her know that even though she works for us and theres a bit of a power gap, that if she's being forced to like him then i could slip her some money and a pack animal to run away with.
She kindly smiled at me and just said that he is interesting and his love for cooking wowed her. Huh guess he's got sum charm then ig. Dont know if they're gonna stay together but if they are serious then we can convert our old bedroom turned hospital room into a couple room again.
Got the lights working in the new house too. Adding a few in the dining room just to make sure it stays lit. Tried to set some up in the old house but the power grid over there collapsed because the batteries kept breaking.
10 of Aprimay
Its 2 in the morning and someone is chatting over the intercom about needing a place to stay for 6 days. Got a group of 4, leader named Kisaki, old caravan robbing and nothing and nowehere to go.
Wade is on his charity behaviour again and says we should take them and for once.....i agree. We need some new hands around here because the whole MJ/Wade situation has me making a plan to turn the old house into a boarding house so then any new servants dont have such awful rooms and can have a little luxury.
Forgot to get them some rooms before they got over here but thats the wonderful part! They'll be making them!
I asked them about their skills and needs and adjusted them to job work accordingly.
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1st of Jugust
Been a while since ive written. The refugee group of servants has left now and this is all they've done since they got here-
Move most of the rocks to the new place for a possible stone workshop.
A series of 3 bedrooms were made. They will be converted into guest bedrooms.
Mined most of the unnecessary rock forces away.
Also huilt the second entrance to the outside but its mainly just for raiders
3rd of Jugust
Wade and Mj have recently announced that they are engaged. Wade is going around smirking and smiling, i hope MJ rethinks this. Glad to know divorce isnt a sin to our goddess. Also i have recently noticed neither are formally members of our religion so i have tooken it upon myself to change that.
I have told her now that since the relationship has progressed so far, she is no longer a servant but she still has to listen to me as i am the master of this house and field. Kurthos is happy to build another double bed for the couple.
6th of Jugust
My pregnancy is nearing the end now. I can feel it. My stomach is wide enough where opening doors takes longer and walking outside the walls takes half the day because of limited speed. Kurthos asks that i stay near the house and chill for the upcoming days and at this point im eager to listen to my dear. My days are filled with walks and looking at fish and playing horseshoes.
Oh however MJ stepped over a trap earlier and although we tried to save her life at first, she died. The goddess has accepted her although MJ hasnt though so she isnt dead dead. She will get used to the feeling of death being further.
9th of Jugust
I have been feeling like I've forgotten something over these passing days and i finnally remembered this morning. There was a boy that i wanted to recruit outside the walls but i forgot with all the other stuff that was happening in the walls. I was curious if he died or finally passed the area and i found my answer when wade came back after searching the near grounds. The poor boy apparently got too cold during the spring and had no where to go so he slowly froze and died. He wouldve loved this heat wave we are recently having.
Speaking of heat wave I've had Kurthos be a dear and set up some passive coolers for some rooms around the house even though he swears its not that hot. Apparetly only me and MJ are feeling the sweltering heat as all the men(even Leikvoid!) have sworn that its normal heat outside. How odd.
10th of Jugust
My wife is in no condition to continue writing for right now so she asked me to finish it. The baby was born healthy and oh so cutely. Named him Michelangelo. He's a cutie patootie.
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The Nina Project. Nina makes me think of Fullmetal Alchemist (both original and Brotherhood) which makes me sad, but also I had a friend with a cat named Nina. Although that cat is probably also dead. Either way, RIP Nina and let’s get started with episode 5.
1.) Yeah, I knew that dude wouldn’t last long enough to tell them how to find Nina. Also, my deepest apologies to Argyle. I think you’re gonna get fired for this. People are super not supposed to die in the back of your delivery van.
2.) I straight up forgot that the other fed was still alive to be threatened.
3.) Okay we’re going back 12 hours. Hey wait, guys. Lmao. I know it’s kind of generic but I find the secret base entrance 1.) hilariously obvious. 2.) looks like the entrance to the underground home in Sims 4 thanks to Strangerville. I can’t remember which came first and I don’t care enough to check. I’m gonna pretend Sims did it first because that’s funnier.
4.) “You built all This?” El, Owens hired people to build all this.
5.) “You’re bigger than Madonna to them.” Eh, fuck Madonna.
6.) Oh, Nina’s a fuckin’ metal thing. And there’s Brenner. BUDDY, THAT’S NOT FEAR. THAT’S ANGER AND HATE. Oh my god I hate Brenner.
7.) Brenner better die, I swear to god.
8.) Actually, Owens can die too since they’re drugging her and recreating a scene from episode 1. But also why was Owens stupid enough to actually reveal Brenner? I hope that shit has a purpose, because otherwise he’s a moron.
9.) “He is not yours to kill.” Okay who is Hopper’s to kill? I guess we’ll find out after they finish dragging him past ominous double doors. Oh nvm, I just remembered the end of season three.
10.) Hey, Hopper. I know you’re mad, but like, Antonov or whatever his name is, is telling the truth. Or at least I think he is. He had no reason to actually want to put himself in danger like that. He does not benefit from being a prisoner.
11.) Oh that dweeb is still getting up into the air.
12.) “I have 3 kids.” Aw. Joyce counted El. <3
13.) Hi, Eddie. You need to be more subtle, my baby boy. I get why he wants a six pack though. And why Max bounced for breakfast.
14.) Ted Wheeler, I hope you die and leave your family a ton of money.
15.) Max is not good at art, but they’re fun. Also can we talk about how everyone is talking super openly around Holly and Ted?
16.) Nancy draws super straight lines. That’s not important, but nice job.
17.) Was cutting El’s hair actually necessary? Joyce should buy her some fun wigs. Like a few different colors. For funsies.
18.) No offense, but I don’t understand people who would fuck Henry Creel. He’s not attractive before his transformation and after his transformation his design is boring and goofy. Like he’s not a fuckable monster.
19.) Truly don’t understand Owens and Brenner working together. Like not to be a fucking dumbass but it seems outside his personality.
20.) THEY ARE NOT BURYING THAT BODY DEEP ENOUGH. Actually, Argyle is losing his mind so probably not a good time to bring this up. Also, people who write Argyle as chill in the face of danger are fucking HILARIOUS to me now. Like how did that get started?
21.) Hey, Netflix. Why are you starting the ‘tender emotional music’ on Will/Mike over them burying a body in the desert? Like I know this conversation warrants it, but maybe cue up the music like 5 seconds later.
22.) Argyle is super not understanding hiding a body. But GOD, it only happened so Mike could notice the pen. But couldn’t the group just talk about how all the dude did was hand over a pen???????
23.) “I can make you rich.” Can you, bud? Oh nvm, you’re lying about Hopper being rich. But also it was a terrible plan even if Hopper had helped. The guard would have demanded money and Hopper doesn’t fucking have it.
24.) Hopper is giving backstory but is also using his tragic backstory (which is tragic) to try to pretend he’s too dangerous to be near. Hopper, ‘everyone I love, I hurt’ is the depression talking. And the PTSD. You are not the curse. Except for in season 3. You were the curse then because you were deeply annoying.
25.) Damn, one backstory and guy I refuse to call Enzo is giving up.
26.) People came to talk to Wayne and see the burgeoning crack in his ceiling. I am glad Wayne is being moved.
27.) This funeral for Chrissy was fast.
28.) Hey how the fuck does that rando know who Eddie’s supplier is and that two old men thought they saw Rick in his house this goddamn morning????????????
29.) Aw damn, why’d you have to break that fucking stained glass. It was nice.
30.) Well, we got a shot of the walkie talkie as the bag was dropped on the floor so that probably is a hint.
31.) Steve has such a bitchy sigh. I love it.
32.) Hell yeah, Joyce. But also lmao Jeremiah the 16 year old fighter is very fast. Yuri < Jeremiah.
33.) “Never mind how” means the show does not want to actually come up with a rationale for how they can suddenly force El to go back to any memory, let alone this specific one.
34.) I understand they needed to use CGI for younger El, but they actually didn’t do a great job in some of those shots.
35.) Oh, they wanna get Susie to figure it out.
36.) Damn, Eddie, you are firmly just bored now. Oh well, not bored anymore. A bunch of douches in tailored suits are here to murder you. Also, bud, did you not close and lock all the doors?????? Why the fuck would he leave it open and unlocked? Also WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ‘IT’S HIM’? IT’S A STONER’S HOUSE. IT’S LITERALLY THE STONER’S FOOD!!!
37.) Yeah, they couldn’t hear the radio.
38.) Dustin is being a douche and did not answer Steve’s very reasonable question. And also I would also freak out from spiders. ROBIN THT’S SO MEAN.
39.) Second Platonic with a capital P. Still no sign of the word soulmate and I’m starting to wonder if it’s purely fanon.
40.) Steve Harrington is a himbo and I love him.
41.) Lucas is so cute. And Max and Lucas are the only cute het couple amongst the kids.
42.) So far there’s no actual explanation from the show of how there are so many kids with powers. We know how El got hers, but Kali was kidnapped as a child and presumably didn’t get her powers the same way. And I don’t think the rest of these kids were made the same way El was either.
43.) Owens, are you actually surprised Brenner is putting El’s life in danger?
44.) a;lkdsjfaskdjf;all Murray oh my god. You should have just hit Yuri. You’re a black belt in karate, not intimidating.
45.) oh damn plane going down. And Joyce shooting a gun in the cockpit did not help.
46.) Okay Murray is terrible at intimidating but he did get to knock a dude out. Unfortunately.
47.) Murray oh my fucking god. That’s a nat 1 on operating a plane, bud.
48.) I just realized I think they’re doing Digital lighting for these effects of following the lights in the Creel house and BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Rubbish. Swine. BOOOOOOOOO.
49.) This is fully breaking and entering from the boys. But also damn that’s a bad boat and damn piece of shit carver is a good swimmer. And is unhinged.
50.) Yeah, we fucking get it. Vecna is in the upside down attic.
51.) Damn, that death is still goofy as hell.RIP Patrick, your death was hilarious.
52.) I don’t think it’s actually possible to be up and at ‘em that soon after needing to be resuscitated. Even if you do have superpowers.
53.) I hate Brenner so much. El HAS A DAD. IT’S HOPPER.
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synopsis: day at the zoo with toji, megumi, & tsumiki! and then baking cookies!
toji x gn reader - flufffffff - domestic/parent!toji - mentions of food & knife - wc. 1.6k
(i wanted to add one of those “keep reading” things but idk how to & i also don’t know if tumblr does it automatically so i’m sorry if you have to scroll past this big long post) OK NVM I FIGURED IT OUT!!
It was a warm Sunday afternoon, and you were all gathered around the dining table after a day at the zoo. Megumi had recently developed an interest in big cats - lions and tigers were his favorites - and you suspected he’d picked it up from the nature documentaries Toji watched. Tsumiki was excited about the trip too, because she’d learned about giraffes in class and thought they were the absolute coolest (Toji had lifted her up on his shoulders to make her taller, but she still had to crane her neck up at the giraffe. She let out a string of “woahh”s every time the animal moved, giggling like crazy with Toji when it stuck its tongue out.).
The kids were exhausted after a long day of exploring the zoo. Tsumiki had insisted on seeing all of the exhibits, and none of you could ever say no to her. Her giddy reactions to each animal were contagious, and even Megumi was smiling in the aquarium, eyes wide with awe at the floor-to-ceiling tank that housed multiple Zebra and Hammerhead Sharks. Megumi tugged on your hand, eagerly recounting facts about oceanic life that he’d heard from Toji’s documentaries. The documentary fan in question had brought along his camera, clicking away and capturing shots of Tsumiki and Megumi moving happily from one display to the next. You were bent down to Megumi’s height, laughing with him as you both tried to predict which hole the next meerkat would pop out of when- CLICK! You whirled around, hand covering your mouth in shock, giggling at Toji as he stood there with a grin on his face and camera in his hands. Megumi had stuck his tongue out at Toji, to which Toji responded with another click! This time, the shot captured Megumi, brows furrowed and tongue stuck out at the camera. You’d all laughed when you stopped for lunch and bits of Megumi’s blue cotton candy got stuck on his lip. He’d grumbled, quickly wiping at his mouth, a small blush on his pudgy cheeks. At the gift shop, you picked up matching bucket hats for the four of you, tugging one over Toji’s head as he looked at you like you were ridiculous. When you’d all clambered into the car, ready to head home, you reached over the console to grab Toji’s hand, heart full and heavy with love. He leaned over to press a kiss to your forehead (forehead kisses!!!) and Megumi retched from the backseat. Tsumiki rolled her eyes at her younger brother and gave him a light smack on the arm - she thought you guys were sweet! Toji smiled at their antics, letting out a small “thanks ’Miki” as he shifted the car into reverse and pulled out of the parking lot.
When you got home, Tsumiki had declared that she was hungry for cookies. Lunch had only been a few hours ago, and you’d packed a pretty big meal for the trip, so you didn’t mind swapping dinner with some homemade cookies. You turned to Toji, shrugging; as long as he and Megumi weren’t too hungry, you were okay with Tsumiki’s suggestion.
“Hmmm…” Toji pretended to think, rubbing a hand over his stomach. “I think I’m hungry for some cookies too, ’Miki.” Toji turned to your son, raising a brow. “Whaddya say, ’Gumi?”
Megumi frowned. He really liked your cooking, so he looked forward to at-home meals. On top of that, Megumi wasn’t too big on sweets. But… you also had a pretty mean shortbread cookie recipe…
Tsumiki, sensing Megumi’s uncertainty, jumped forward. “Pleeeease ’Gumi?”
And… Cookies it was.
So, there you all stood (though Megumi and Tsumiki stood on stools), rolling out shortbread cookie dough on the dining room table.
Toji, the big menace, had “accidentally” added too much sugar, not realizing you’d caught him winking at Tsumiki. The kids had helped you weigh and portion out all of the ingredients, taking turns kneading the dough. When it was time to shape the cookies, you portioned the cookie dough into four chunks, setting one before each end of the table. Tsumiki ran into the kitchen, pulling up a stool to dig out a small dish of cookie cutters from the cabinet. She spread the various designs across the middle of the table so that everybody could make fun-shaped cookies.
There were only two rolling pins, so you and Toji flattened the cookie dough with your hands, opting to let Tsumiki and Megumi use the rolling pins first.
When Tsumiki and Megumi started to punch out their first few cookies (Megumi chose a bird-shaped stencil for his first cookie, Tsumiki used a heart stencil), Toji slipped into the kitchen and lined a baking tray with a sheet of parchment paper. He preheated the oven and grabbed a small paring knife so he could custom-cut his own cookie design before moving back to the dining table.
Toji set the baking sheet down on the corner of the table so that Tsumiki and Megumi could begin getting their cookies ready to be baked, and you shot him a grateful smile.
Using the rolling pin Tsumiki had passed to you, you ran over your cookie dough one final time.
“What are you making your cookies into?” you asked Toji, peering down at his flat sheet of dough.
He grinned, “I’m gonna make you!” Sure enough, he had what looked like a decent head of hair outlined for his cookie.
You laughed, shaking your head, a light blush spreading across your cheeks. You reached to fumble through the cookie cutters, watching as Megumi and Tsumiki loaded their cookies onto the tray.
Tsumiki’s cookies were a bit thin, so when she picked up her fourth cookie -- cut in the shape of a gingerbread man -- the arm fell right off.
“Shit!” Tsumiki cursed, small hands mashing the broken guy back into a ball of dough.
You froze, turning to look at Toji accusingly.
He caught your eye, laughing awkwardly, gaze darting between you and his daughter. “We don’t use those words around here ’Miki.”
Megumi turned to Toji with a confused look on his face. “But Daddy, you use those words all the time.”
Toji winced. He might have audibly groaned. “’Gumi!” he whisper yelled. “You said you’d keep it a secret!” Toji couldn’t believe he was being betrayed by his own kids like this.
You turned to your husband with narrowed eyes. “Are you teaching my kids bad words?”
Toji turned to look at Tsumiki and Megumi for backup, but they just stared back at him. The three of them were screwed.
Toji turned back to you, flour-dusted hands up and a nervous smile on his face. This situation was still salvageable: he just needed to play innocent.
“I would never do such a thing, love. I’m not sure where our dear ’Miki heard that word from. It must have been at school…” He winced at his obvious lie. Was calling you “love” overdoing it? He was screwed.
You rolled your eyes, mouth opening to reprimand him about his language when the oven beeped. It was time to bake the cookies.
You sighed, and Toji mentally thanked his past self for preheating the oven so diligently. You cut your eyes down to his cookie-in progress and said with a frown, “That cookie better look flawless.”
Toji swallowed, quickly getting back to work. “Yes dear,” he affirmed.
Megumi and Tsumiki giggled at their father’s swift defeat until you directed your attention back to the pair.
“No more bad words,” you warned the kids. “If you hear your dad say any other bad words, tell me and I’ll fix him up.”
The two nodded their heads obediently, and Toji shook his own, disappointed by their lack of loyalty.
As Toji worked on his masterpiece of a cookie, you helped Tsumiki and Megumi load their cookies onto the waiting tray. You brought the full tray into the kitchen, Tsumiki on your heels, before sliding it into the hot oven. Tsumiki reached for the timer on the fridge, setting it to 10 minutes.
You ran a hand through her hair, the two of you heading back to the dining table. You and Toji were the only ones with cookie dough left, so you ushered Megumi to come over to your side, letting him and Tsumiki churn out your portion of cookies. You smiled as you watched them discuss which cookie cutter would be better - the rocket or the star - and headed to the kitchen to ready another baking tray.
As you stood at the counter, pulling the roll of parchment paper over the baking sheet to eyeball how long the paper needed to be, you felt large, steady arms wrap around your middle. Toji propped his chin up on your head, arms circled around your waist.
“M’sorry for teaching the kids cuss words,” Toji apologized. One of his hands slid up your shirt and rested against your stomach, his head dropping to brush his nose against your neck.
It really wasn’t fair. Toji knew your weaknesses well -- too well. A small kiss to the column of your neck, a big hand flat against your front anddd… You were gone.
“It’s okay,” you murmured. “I’m not that upset, I just don’t want them talking like that when they’re so young.” You turned around, slipping your arms around him, head buried in his chest. “Thank you for today.”
Toji’s chest felt tight - like he had a million things he wanted to say, but couldn’t get anything out. Instead, he dropped a kiss to the top of your head. “I love you,” he whispered, arms wrapped tight around you.
— ok i have no idea how to end this & im tired as hell but toji’s cookie def comes out rly wonky & ur just like :/ & he grovels & megumi laughs at him hehe
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PART THREE PART THREE PART THREE
spell [3]. | corpse husband
part one ; part two
-> Pairing: Corpse Husband x Fem!Reader
-> Genre: Fluff
-> Warnings: Anxiety, Self Doubt, Cursing, Hate Comments
-> A/N: here’s the long awaited part three! it’s definitely longer than the last chapters, but genuinely thank you all for 300 followers in literally 4 days lol. also, i wrote this under the small assumption that corpse’s main love language is physical touch!
corpse husband taglist is closed!
You didn’t realize that it was possible to shake so much. You were practically panicking- just from standing in front of an apartment door, ready to knock and meet the man who changed your life.
You’d woken up this morning bright and early. The Facetime call was still on with Corpse and small snores could be heard from his line. You had prayed that he’d gotten at least more than an hour, but doubted it as you hung up and sent a message about when you’d be leaving.
Corpse soon messaged back saying that he was awake as you finally finished packing- you’d stopped last night when he called- so you got in your car and drove the two hours it took to get to San Diego.
So now you stood in front of his apartment, practically trembling. Why you were so anxious, you didn’t know. You’d been talking to him for how long now? And it was never awkward.
But things could easily change when you met him in real life, couldn’t they?
You shook those thoughts out of your head and mustered up enough courage to knock on Corpse’s door, already becoming out of breath from such a simple gesture.
A crash sounded from in the apartment, followed by a small ‘fuck’ that made your heart flip. Soon after, the door opened and you looked up, finally coming eye to eye with him. You couldn’t help the grin that stretched across your face, mirroring his own as he smiled at you as well.
“Hi.” You internally smacked yourself for not saying more, but that’s truly all that could come out of your mouth at the moment.
“Hey. You’re uh- you’re so much prettier in real life.” Corpse responded, looking nearly everywhere but you.
You flushed. “And you’re super attractive, but I already suspected that.”
You could tell he was taken aback by your compliment because he suddenly became even more shy, silently moving out of the doorway and gesturing for you to enter.
“I’m going to film again with everyone in a few minutes, but first I can show you my bedroom so you can make yourself comfortable.” Corpse said after he closed the door. “You can sleep in there and I’ll stay on the couch-“
“Absolutely not.” You interjected, “I’m not kicking you out of your bed.”
“But you’re the guest and I’m not about to let you sleep on my couch.”
“And you’re the owner of this apartment and I’m not going to take over your space like that. I’m sleeping on the couch.”
Corpse groaned and reached his arm out towards you. You thought he was going to just shove your shoulder away for being stubborn, but instead he wrapped his arm completely around your shoulders, pulling you into his side as a hug. You grinned and turned, giving him a full hug and resting your cheek against his chest as his chin laid on your head.
“I’m for real glad you came to visit.” He murmured into your hair, squeezing you a bit tighter before letting go. “Do you wanna stream with me tonight or just chill and watch?”
꧁꧂
“Corpse is streaming Among Us again with Sean, Felix, Rae, Sykkuno, Dave, and Leslie!”
“Where’s Y/N? I miss #CorpseY/N !!”
Twitter was truly your go-to platform when you were bored. You’d been scrolling on it for about thirty minutes now, laying on a small couch that Corpse had in his gaming room.
The man himself was sitting across the room at his desk, talking loudly as he defended himself from being accused as Imposter.
You continued to scroll, feeling a little anxious that somehow Corpse just magically knew that you were looking through your ship tag with him. These were your only worried thoughts until you went past your first… unsavory comment of the day.
“Y/N isn’t playing with them again today. Maybe she finally got the hint that they don’t want her around.”
You rolled your eyes and ignored it, but couldn’t help the rather loud sigh that escaped your lips.
“Hey, guys, I’m going to mute the mic for a second. Everything’s good, don’t worry.” Corpse said into his mic before turning around and facing you. “Is everything okay?”
Turning the phone off and laying it on your chest, you contemplated telling Corpse the truth. He’d just worry about you and you didn’t want that. But he already was worried about you- he’d muted Among Us just to check on you.
“Why are people so mean to others?”
Corpse studied you for a minute before patting his lap. “Come here.”
You quirked an eyebrow. “Excuse me?”
“You're excused. Now come here.”
You stood up and cautiously walked towards the man, who sat before you expectantly. He playfully rolled his eyes and grabbed your wrist, pulling you into his lap sideways. Your back rested against one arm of his gaming chair while your legs draped across the other.
Corpse had one arm reaching around your back, placing his fingers on the keyboard while the other rested on top of your knees, grabbing the computer mouse. You laid your head on Corpse’s shoulder, resting in the crook of his neck.
“It’s in that shipping hashtag, isn’t it? I swear- whoever says that shit about you is dead wrong. Tell me if it gets worse, I’ll put them back in their fucking place. Nobody gets to decide who I’m with or who’s worthy of me.”
You only nodded and closed your eyes, breathing in Corpse’s cologne as he unmuted his mic once more to defend his honor, much like he was ready to defend you.
꧁꧂
Your body ached.
As you had argued your first day with Corpse, you’d been sleeping on his couch for four days now. The first night was okay- his couch was rather comfortable, but it didn’t compare to a bed. Now, your back, shoulders, and neck were killing you.
Every day, 7am would roll around and you would wake up, the soreness preventing you from sleeping in longer.
Usually, you would go into Corpse’s room and talk to him as he messed around on his laptop while sitting in his bed, but today when you entered, he was finally sleeping. It was the first time you’d seen him rest since you’d arrived and you quietly left, not wanting to disturb his much-needed sleep.
You made your way to his small kitchen, pulling out the few groceries that he had in his refrigerator to make breakfast.
Corpse often ate fast foods and takeout, and apologized earlier in the week for not having much to eat. You reassured him that it was okay- that him just letting you visit was enough- and now, you were determined to make it up to him with the best breakfast in bed ever.
You were halfway through making breakfast when the soft thump of feet echoed in the doorway before a chin planted itself on your shoulder.
“Whatcha cookin?” You practically shuddered at Corpse’s morning voice before suddenly gasping and shoving him out of the kitchen.
“No! No!” You pushed him back to his room, “Stay! Go back to bed, now!”
Right as you turned to go back to the kitchen, Corpse caught your wrist and pulled you down onto the bed with him. You practically squealed as you fell, making him laugh.
“Why? What’s going on?” He turned to face you with a teasing smile.
“I was making you breakfast in bed! I was gonna surprise you when you woke up, but you ruined it.” You pouted.
“Aw, poor baby.” His hand reached up and brushed a stray hair out of your face before he traced down your jawline, reaching your chin and using his finger to tilt it up. “I think I’ve got a better surprise, though.”
You quirked an eyebrow, but before you could say anything his lips were on yours. Your heart stopped, but you almost immediately melted into his kiss, bringing your own hand up to cup his cheek while his moved to rest on your waist.
Corpse soon propped himself up on his elbow, never once leaving your lips- just deepening the kiss. He smiled and gave you a few more pecks before finally pulling away and looking at you in adoration.
“Those little hate comments? They’re wrong. If anything, I don’t deserve you. You’ve still got me under a little spell and I wouldn’t have it any other way.”
“Corpse, you deserve the world and I’d be honored to be the one to give it to you.”
“God, you’re perfect for me.”
You couldn’t say anything else. You could only lay beneath him, admiring the man who was now yours. Corpse leaned down again to capture you in another kiss, but you suddenly jerked away before you could lose yourself again.
“Shit, the pancakes!”
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Maneskin Group Chat - Chapter 8
A/n: so I have some requests left but my brain no worky so why not post part 8 of this absolute chaotic piece of shit. Hope you enjoy <3
Masterlist (for the other chapters)
Warnings: swearing. Like a lot
(Maneskin House 10:35)
D: We should make another music video
E: It is an expensive and difficult decision to make, Damiano, we can’t just decide to do it over text
D: Shut up EDGAR
D: I suggest Mamma Mia
T: Perfect, we’ll kill all our fans
V: YOU GUYS I HAVE AN IDEA
T: WHAT
E: Speak child
V: weird- ANYWAY
V: WHAT IF WE KILLED DAMIANO IN THE VIDEO
T: YES YES YES YES
E: This is the first violent thing you suggest that I agree with
V: Because it’s genius
T: I WANNA SMASH A GUITAR ON HIS FACE
V: I WANNA MAKE OUT WITH A GIRL
E: If I’m tagging along… I suppose drowning Damiano in piss would be nice
D: :0
D: what
V: Awww bambino, WE’RE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN
D: 😦☝️
D: 😑🤌
D: Why
V: Ok let’s all weigh in as to why
V: EHEM number one- you’re a constant pain in our fucking ass
V: You’re a perfectionist asshole
T: You expose me in interviews for stealing ciggarets
E: You keep crowd surfing and I have to deal with you crying later from the injury
D: Y/N CARE TO HELP
E: No chance. She’s sleeping next to me
V: Is that why I heard no movement from your room?
E: What. Did you want me to wake her up?
V: You’re a fool, Ethan.
E: Y’ALL OH MY FUCKING GOD CAZZO VICTORIA DE ANGELIS QUEEN DEL TRASH JUST WROTE AN ACTUAL SENTENCE
V: Do you want us to kill you too?
D: Mr Noodle and the princess killing Ethan and I? With what strength
T: Hey! I’ve started walking!
E: power. Walking. Thomas. Power walking.
T: At least I’m not like Damiano
D: I WORKOUT!
T: Yeah in bed
D: You have terrible comebacks Thomas. You are right. I am a sex god
V: BACK TO THE VIDEO YOU DUMB ASSHOLES
D: I preffered this discussiom
V: Of course you did 🙄
D: Ok, well, Giorgia is home so, excuse me Thommy bambino but I’ll go “workout”
T: THATS EW AND I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT
E: Close your eyes Cobra and pretend you didn’t read that
T: Yeah I’m gonna go do that
***
12:27
Y/n: Well, I missed a bit
V: Morning hottie
Y/n: A good morning to you too, Victoria
V: Did Ethan wake you up properly or did you wake up without a head between your legs?
E: Victoria de Angelis stop flirting with my girlfriend.
V: No grazie, bebeh <3
Y/n: You two are cute
V: Exactly, so you could come to my room
V: You’d have a much better time than with Ethan😉
***
T: Why did I hear a scream
Y/n: I have a guess
T: Nvm I read the previous messages
V: THIS BITCH
Y/n: what happened
V: HE TORE OUT A STRING FROM MY BASS!?? WHO DOES THAT
E: hihi
D: Ethan. She’ll disassemble your drum set
E: she can fucking try
V: oh? Too bad you’re already back in bed with Y/n
E: 😃
E: che
V: CIAO FUCKERS
***
V: so i talked to our manager and she said we can all kill Dami in the new video
D: idk about y’all but im feeling a bit attacked
T: that is because we are attacking you
D: NAH REALLY?
T: you said the dumb thing first
D: you’re lucky you’re such a cutie
T: i want to smash a guitar on his head
D: YEAH YOU MENTIONED THAT BEFORE JACKASS
T: you just called me a cutie im getting whiplash
T: MOMMY
E: i was out running errands what
E: who hurt you
T: the whore
E: damiano
D: now im lowkey insulted
Y/n: oh but you let Gio call you that?
D: the day you’ll fuck me like she does will be the day you get to call me that
Y/n: fair enough. Babe did you get me tampons?
E: we have three packs in the bathroom
Y/n: what type
E: lemon, strawberry and mint, amore
Y/n: tampons, not ice cream
E: oh yeah and we have chocolate ice cream
Y/n: too?
E: wdym too
Y/n: AMORE what do you think the colored packaging on tampons refers to?
E: … Vic said they’re flavours
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[chat between Y/n and Vic]
V: im begging you go with it
V: its my longest running lie
V: i even convinced his whole family to go with it
Y/n: he will be deeply hurt
Y/n: im in
V: perfection
***
[maneskin house]
Y/n: you’re right, babe
Y/n: but how old are the lemon ones? They stopped making them quite a while ago
D: how? Gio asks me to get them all the time
Y/n: oh… then ig i just didn’t see em
E: maybe
T: uh guys
D: no
T: ok maybe later
V: dami you asshole
D: vic you sea bitch
V: sea??
D: your eyes- they’re like the sea
V: and thats supposed to be an insult?
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E: I WANT TO KNOW WHO DID NOT ANSWER THOMAS’S PHONE CALL
V: damiano
D: it was victoria del trash
Y/n: what happened?
E: HE CALLED ME CRYING WITH SIRENS IN THE BACKGROUND
V: uh…oh
E: HE SET FIRE TO THE KITCHEN AND YALL WERE LITERALLY NEXT DOOR
E: HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE??
V: we’re antisocial
Y/n: OMG THE POOR BOY! IS HE OK? WHERE ARE YOU GUYS??
E: we’re… we’re getting ice cream
V: 😑
V: bullshit why does your snap map show you’re the mall
E: he wanted to get a plush
E: to commemorate
E: burning theee strands of hair off
D: and you went with it?
E: WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO??
V: fair
V: i want to go buy more leather harnesses y/n r u cumming with me?
E: i will kill you
Y/n: sure!
E: 👁👄👁
Y/n: what
Y/n: OH
V: oh shit i made a typo
Y/n: oh okay
Y/n: anyway… see you in 5 min?
Vic: sure 😇
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I loved the bad day hc it was so gooood🥺 can I get a hc (w the same boys👀) of ur first night over their house?? Bet Atsumu snores like a freight train lmao😭😭😭
first night at the inarizaki boys house :p
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☆- with: suna, atsumu, kita
☆- no warnings!
☆- a/n: this request was soo cute i had so much fun writing this🥺thank u for requesting i really hope you like it <33 and im so happy u enjoyed the bad day headcanons
authors: lu and sen <3
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☆- suna:
-you were in fact enjoying a nice saturday in your room, pixie lights strung, your favourite show playing and you in a warm fuzzy blanket. it was bliss
-until.. the vibration of your phone shook you from the scene you were watching, and who else would call you on a saturday at 1am
-“hello?”
-“hey”
-“uh whats up”
-“wanna come over.. to sleep”
-“suna- it’s one o clock in the morning”
-“so?”
-“so why would i-”
-“i miss you..”
-your heart just exploded from the fact he just said that
-“say no more okay i’ll be there in 10”
-“okay :)” you could hear suna’s smirk from his voice
-you’d snuck out before in your first year of high school just to hangout with some friends so you knew the basics
-you left a note to your parent(s) saying that you went to a friends house early in the morning because she had a boyfriend emergency
-the things u do for suna🙄
-the way to sunas wasn’t long, he only lived a few streets away so you packed a bag, threw on your comfiest cutest sweats and headed on down
-when you got there suna was already at the door leaning against the frame with his hands stuffed in his black hoodie
-“hi”
-“hi.” he hugged you, “come on it’s cold out” then he grabbed your wrist and with a finger on his lips telling u to tip toe and whisper you headed to his bedroom
-now, you’d definitely been to sunas bedroom before to hangout after school and study and whatnot
-but it now dawned on you that you’ve never stayed the night
-heat rushed to your cheeks
-“so where am I gonna sleep”
-“here?” he said
-“where?”
-“in my bed. you’re sleeping in my bed.”
-“suit yourself, but I kick people in my sleep”
-he scoffed, “and I’ll kick you back tf”
-you guys hopped in the bed and just immediately went on your phones
-but you were in one of those close ass positions where you could see what was on eachothers screens
-so you exchanged tik toks and tweets
-the night was filled with you both trying so hard not to laugh out loud
-you guys rambled on for a long time after seeing a post about astrology
-“i don’t get it.. your saying i’ll be in a bad mood on the 5th of next month because mercury is in gatorade.?”
-did he really just disrespect retrograde like that
-once it was getting really late your eyes started feeling heavy
-you switched your phone off and snuggled deeper into suna’s chest
-you were basically hugging eachother
-suna yawned
-“goodnight y/n”
-“goodnight rin”
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☆- atsumu:
-you were already at atsumu’s house, you’d walked there together after school to spend the friday together
-currently you were in osamu’s room with the twins playing “winning eleven”
-why they were so obsessed with this game? you do not know
-but right now you were being betrayed by atsumu
-he told you he’d “go easy on you” since you’ve never played before
-then just abandoned that idea
-“atsumu wtf your not even going a smidge easy on me”
-“hey it’s not my fault yer skills are lacking baby”
-ur about to punch him
-“ok then here” you hand your remote to osamu and cross ur arms scooching away from atsumu
-“wait heyyy hey don’t be like that I was joking” he paused the game
-osamu was literally on his phone at this point
-he smushed your cheeks and you rolled your eyes
-“what time even is it?”
-“10:43” osamu drawled
-“omg it’s late i have to go soon”
-atsumu got up and told you to come his room so you waved to osamu and headed out
-“stay the night”
-“really?”
-“yes really please i don’t want you to leave yet”
-🥺🥺🥺
-“awww tsumu”
-“SHUTUP! are you gonna stay”
-“yes I’ll stay” <3
-he took your face in his hands and kissed you all over
-you shot your parent a text saying you were sleeping at your friends house and then sat on the bed where atsumu was already sprawled out watching something on his phone
-“i don’t have a toothbrush”
-“there’s an extra in the bathroom babe”
-“i don’t have clothes”
-he looked at you
-“i have clothes”
-“aww are you gonna give me your hoo-“
-“nvm go home now”
-LOL
-it was already almost midnight after you had watched some movies on his bed
-you guys got up and brushed ur teeth together
-“next time you’re gonna sleep at my house instead and we’re gonna do face masks”
-you though about tsumu in a panda sheet mask and laughed to yourself
-when you were done washing your face he asked if he could put the moisturizer on for you
-so you sat up on the counter and he was being so gentle🥺 just looking at you
-your cheeks starting feeling hot and atsumu noticed
-“oh embarrassed now are we?” his stupid smirk plastered on his face
-“shutup tsumu” you looked down smiling
-it was half past 12 when you guys finally got in bed and you were honestly tired since it was the end of the week
-atsumu squeezed you tightly from behind and was playing with your hair
-it knocked you out
-“g’night baby”
-“goodnignt tsum”
-(you were not prepared for the snoring that came out of him at 2am but you loved him anyways)
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☆- kita:
-this sleepover with kita was actually planned by the two of you
-you wanted to spend time together outside of school and you thought this was a nice idea
-you came over a little before dinner and he was cooking when you got there
-“hi!” you said walking in through the kitchen door
-“hi love” he stopped stirring a pot on the stove and came over to hug you
-he kissed your forehead and asked how you are
-(like he didn’t ask you 1 hour again when you were texting)
-you ate dinner with kita and his grandma, she told stories about kita when he was younger embarrassing him but making you awww out loud
-after dinner you headed to his room, you’d put on something to watch but it ended up just being background noise in a conversation you were having
-“y/n.. did you wanna sleep in the spare bedroom? i want to make sure you’re comfortable”
-“its okay babe i don’t mind sleeping with you”
-so you both were on his bed just looking out the window together, now that it was later you’d switched from watching tv to sharing earphones and looking out the window at the stars
-a song came on, something soft and gentle playing through your ears
-“wanna dance?” kita said looking at you with a smile
-heart combusted
-“of course”
-you got up and he grabbed your hip, hand in hand you two just swayed slowly looking at eachother
-both your cheeks burned but you were so happy that you were here with him right now
-now you’d been dancing for a few minutes and your face was in the crook of his neck
-you were both starting to get a bit tired but then you remembered the face masks you’d brought in your bag
-“kita..! we should do face masks”
-“face masks?”
-“yep! i brought some. let’s go”
-leading him to the bathroom you started to put the sheet mask on him
-the fox imprint on the mask made you laugh being on kitas face
-you two looked so silly, a fox and a panda in pyjamas on a saturday night
-after taking a few photos the masks were done and you washed up for bed together
-it felt like taking a look into the future
-soo domestic
-sleep came really easy that night, you lay on kitas chest and rambled for a bit before you noticed he had fallen asleep
-poor bb probably tired from volleyball practice
-you fell asleep soon after right after kissing him on the cheek
#suna x reader#suna x y/n#suna x you#atsumu x you#atsumu x y/n#atsumu x reader#kita x reader#kita x you#kita x y/n#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu!!#haikyuu headcanons#haikyuu hcs#hq hcs#haikyuu#bokubae!hcs#lu!writes#sen!writes
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oh my god they were roomates | eren x reader smau
chapter nine: eren no
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Eren stood up and started taking his things. Is this guy serious right now? You thought he was joking but this childish man is literally leaving right now.
“Wait-“
Eren turns around with a glimpse of hope in his eyes.
“Yes?” He smirks.
“Ugh nvm.”
With that he leaves and heads down to his car. You could feel the grin on his face as he walks away.
You continued packing your setup and tried carrying all the boxes down yourself. Did I mention you TRIED. Yeah you did and you failed. You needed his help and you would admit that. But why wouldn’t you admit you like his abs? First of all it was true, second its just a couple words anyways. Was it because it was embarassing or because you liked him teasing you like this?
You never seen someone ran so fast in your life before. In a split second this man was at your door smilling waiting for you to let him in. You opened the door and he trailer behind you like a puppy. He helped carry multiple boxes so easily. Ah yes, those again. His massive arms.
“You gonna tweet about my arms when I carry things again after this or-“
You kicked him before he could finish his sentence. You walked ahead of him and helped open the trunk of the car (he gave you the lighter boxes to carry). The both of you sat back in the car and just sat there in silence.
“I won that pillow fight by the way.”
“What? No you didn’t I got the final hit”
“That hit took out yourself, you put in too much force. And after that YOU fell on me, which made me fall”
“I still got the final hit before the both of us went down”
“No you don’t get it I technically didn’t go down.”
“Were you on the floor?”
“Well yes because you were on top of me”
“Ah see you were on the floor”
“Rematch at home then, I’m not losing y/n”
“Fine”
author’s note:
updates will be slow for this week because im having exams, i’ll try update at least once a day. thank you for your support!
#aot#attack on titan#eren aot#eren jaeger#eren jäger#eren jaeger x reader#eren x reader#eren x y/n#eren yaegar#aot smau#eren imagines#eren headcanons
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Jaylock, specifically with transmasc Jekyll? T4T legends.
Ah yes, my favorite mix; a trans guy who wants to get trample by a big, strong werewolf, and a trans werewolf who is basically just a puppy. Hell yes <3
Also did I say that these were going to be complimentary to canon? Ahahah well I have no idea how to do that with thi- oh yeah it's an au it doesn't have to be canon complaint ahah nvm also realize i keep steering these to how these ship begins but eh no one has complained so far <3
Also at this point I think I will have to put in keep reading links bc these are getting long sjdhfsjdf
MMmokay. We can all agree that Jasper had a huge crush on Henry from the beginning? Good.
Like, Henry saved him from the cops, was incredibly nice to him from the beginning, and showed him/let him join the Society in the first place. Jasper looks up to him a lot. Henry becomes his only real friend (except for Rachel but... Well... She is more out to get with him rather than be friends with him) so of course he would just... Really... Really... Like Henry after a while.
Virginia catches Jasper watching Henry talking to some of the other Lodgers at some point and she knows exactly what he is thinking. He can try defending himself for exactly 3 seconds before all excuses die in his throat and Virginia begins to pat his back.
"That's normal, mate. Everyone has a crush on Henry at some point." - "Everyone????" - "Yep. You won't hear half of this lot admit it, but everyone has had some kind of crush on him." - "Even you?" - "I said everyone, didn't I?"
Cue a lot of embarrassment from Jasper, cue a lot of understanding and sympathetic gossiping by the other Lodgers, cue a lot of "What do you mean that's the best thing about Henry?", cue a lot of "don't worry, you'll get over the crush soon!".
Except he doesn't. He waits days, weeks, maybe even months, but the crush never disappears. The fact that Henry is so stupidly sweet and caring and loves to spend time with him doesn't help Jasper's situation at all. And the Lodgers notice, and the Lodgers tease him about it.
Henry, as often, remains blissfully unaware.
Or at least that's what Jasper thinks. When Henry comes around to his lab to say hi and check in, and when he brings him some sweets that he claims Rachel sent him to give to him, and when Henry just so happens to eye Jasper up and down, Jasper believes that Henry is just being... Friendly. Very friendly.
And he is just being friendly, at least Henry tells himself that too. Or maybe it's the way he sometimes have a hard time looking away from the werewolf that he realizes that he is... Quite accidentally... Being a bit more than friendly.
And then Jasper-- accidentally or inaccidentally-- comes out to Henry. Perhaps it would be like the same panic in canon but him actually confessing to Henry instead, or Henry would maybe accidentally walk in on Jasper changing. Either way, Jasper halfly panics and Henry just gets the brightest grin on his face, so excited, before he immediately tells Jasper that he can be calm because he understands perfectly!
He doesn't even manage to get out that he, too, is trans, before he immediately starts asking Jasper if he has started to medically transitioned-- like "have you had any surgeries? Or have you taken potions? Oh there are a lot of good potions to change-- personally, Lanyon helped me with surgeries but I made some helpful potions for Virginia-- Oh did you know Virginia is like us, too? But reverse, of course--"
Henry is just. Rambling to poor Jasper. Poor Jasper who is permanently stuck in a :O. He can barely process the words that his very own crush is telling him. For a moment his brain shortcuts and all he can do is to stare at Henry-- the way he is so wildly gesturing as the words roll off of his tongue at 100 words per second. But then Henry notices Jasper's confusion, and he stops, and he repeats himself. He is trans, too.
It ends up with the two of them having a long, long conversation about gender identity as the evening wears on. Henry tells Jasper practically everything he knows about it. He tells him how it wasn't until he started puberty that he realized that it felt wrong, but he couldn't fully transition until later on in life. Lanyon helped him with surgeries but it wasn't until he fully started playing into alchemy that he found and created potions that could help with transitions.
To make a long story short, Henry promises to help Jasper with transitions.
Maybe that's why they suddenly kept getting closer after that. They could relate to each other. Suddenly they wanted to spend more time together. Oh wow huh they are really spending a lot of time together. Wow they are sitting really close... Huh... Wow, wow, wow, Henry is certainly in Jasper's personal space... And Jasper is not pulling away...
Oh wow they smooching. So much smooching. So much smooching yet it's so soft and careful and gentle, Jasper practically melts; melts into the kiss just as much as he melts into Henry's arms.
Aight now some time for the actual relationship hcs.
Hai yes I have said this with every ship so far but consider; cuddles. Jasper is a cuddle bug, Henry craves the warmth and affection.
(Both of them can agree that their favorite cuddles are the full moon cuddles when Jasper is just. A fluffy werewolf. And Henry can bury his entire self into his fur).
Boyfriends helping each other with hormone injections? Boyfriends helping each other with hormone injections.
Sometimes Henry will be very swamped in paperwork, sometimes Jasper wants cuddles, sometimes they compromise and Jasper gets to sit on Henry's lap while he does paperwork. Sometimes Zosi or Christopher will be jealous and it will end up with them in Jasper's lap, too.
Jasper is the only one that supports Henry's obsession with wanting every pet he finds. Jasper is also Henry's alibi when a new stray animal ends up in the Society ("ahah what do you mean "new stray" that's Abby, y'know, one of Jasper's pets").
Jasper's main goal in life is to hear Henry talking in his Scottish accent as much as possible. Jasper is the only one Henry allows to hear it.
Cuddles in bed with Jasper tracing Henry's chest scars (is... Is there an actual word for those scars? Ahaha I don't know) and Henry stroking his hands over Jasper's sides, almost happy that Jasper didn't have to go through surgeries like he did.
Rachel and Robert teasing Henry for having a thing for werewolves? Rachel and Robert teasing Henry for having a thing for werewolves.
So many smooches. Henry can't keep his lips off of Jasper for more than a minute most of the time. So many hugs and so many cuddles after a long day of boring meetings and socializing. Jasper always giggles because he is super ticklish.
Henry reading a book or the newspaper on the couch, reading glasses hanging low on his nose, drinking a glass of wine with his free hand while Jasper is seated on his lap, head rested against his shoulder as he gently snoozes bc poor boy is tired <3
Henry has... Stupidly many nicknames for Jasper. "Fluffball", "Fluffpuff", "Sweetheart", "Wolfie", "My Mister", "Little Sir". He literally will come up with something on the spot and stick with it because Jasper will always giggle and blush.
Surprisingly, Henry is the clingy one. He is also the small spoon most of the time. Man is just skin and bone, he can curl up perfectly so that Jasper, i.e chubby and strong legend McGee, can hold him <3
Virginia third-wheels them a lot. It will start as her trying to have a conversation with her mentor and fellow trans legend and then they will be interrupted by a clingy (and also fellow trans legend) Jasper who came to Jekyll's office in the search for some attention and affection. It ends up with Jasper on Henry's lap while Henry continues his conversation with Virginia like nothing happened.
Jasper was the first one to get to know about Hyde. He was... Surprisingly unbothered and casual about it. That was, at least, until Hyde pinned him against a wall one night and began to flirt with him. Jasper was quite sure his face exploded with blush.
Hyde loves to tease Jasper. Henry constantly tells him off for being... Ah, well, uhm... AH... Too "flirty" with him, so to speak. Jasper has learned to turn the other way and run every time he catches the sight of blond hair or a whiff of spearmint unless he wants to get a heart attack.
Have I told you how much I love the thought of werewolf cuddles?
Also, full werewolf!Jasper basically losing his... Um, sense of awareness? Like he forgets that he is human and he often forgets who the people in his surroundings are, unlike when he was a half-werewolf and fully aware.
What I'm saying is; give me werewolf!Jasper being so incredibly curious by Henry and sniffing him everywhere, somehow opening his shirt just so he can lick his scars because the pack and mate instincts in Jasper is through the roof and his mate is hurt why is he hurt wHO HURT HIM hE SHALL HEAL HIM THROUGH THE POWER OF KISSES.
Henry kissing Jasper's snout. Henry rubbing Jasper's belly. Henry constantly praising and complimenting Jasper.
Henry always making sure Jasper knows how handsome and manly he is. Henry always making sure that Jasper has clothes that aren't torn or dirty and that are comfortable and fits well. Henry doting on Jasper.
Jasper always being there for Henry when things get rough. Jasper stating everything that he loves with Henry and kissing him on the nose when all Henry wants to do is smash his head against the desk and cry. Jasper and Henry taking care of each other <3
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Haikyuu boys and some oddly specific crime they’d commit
a/n: I come back and the first thing I write is a shitpost!! enjoy </3 tw for drugs, murder, alcohol and general crime committing xoxo
Karasuno
Daichi- he’s a cop sorry that’s all there is to it man
Suga- Suga has multiple charges of 1st-degree murder against him but they can’t seem to find his identity so he continues committing murder and will continue until he gets caught or ends up murdering enough people to be put in a position of power
Asahi- everyone is probably like “Oh Asahi is innocent” NO. He has learned that his slightly scary face will let him get away with a lot, he is buying alcohol illegally because he looks old enough to, and he’s buying so much other shit and just getting away with it
Nishinoya- This man gives fucking pimp vibes I can just see him in the big leopard print fur coat with a pretty girl in his lap and he calls himself big poppa but no one else will
Tanaka- Drug dealer vibes, probably runs an entire fucking drug ring with his sister and not just a Lil weed these mfkas have the hard shit too like you could probably buy meth from them, he’s not using it but it’s good business
Ennoshita, Kinoshita, and Narita- They literally rob a bank they have an entire scheme and get away with multiple bank robberies and this goes on for MONTHS
Kageyama- We know he’s volleyball smart but otherwise he’s so mfing stupid and I love him for it but he is a chronic shoplifter. Just picks something up and takes it, has walked out of a store without paying for an entire bed set once and got away with it somehow so idk props to him
Hinata- He is the little guy in any heist situation, he fits anywhere so he can sneak in and out the best, he gave himself the stupid ass code name tiny giant but everyone goes with it because somehow he is the best
Tsukishima- armed robbery, but he doesn’t have a gun just a knife like he’s tall and as an attitude, a knife will get him whatever he needs he doesn’t need the gun
Yamaguchi- He runs a catfishing scheme where he pretends to be a naive girl, scams old men out of their money, and then ghosts them and I think it’s what he deserves let him carry on especially because no one would believe it’s him. Also not really like a crime crime but still a crime in a way
Kiyoko- She kills men and I know it, Queen Kiyoko ending the patriarchy one shitty man at a time like she only kills men who deserve it bc some have rights.
Yachi- She’s too anxious to commit an in-person crime so she does a lot of cybercrime, hacking government databases and releasing info to the people, truly the anonymous we deserve
Saeko- She’s running that drug ring with Tanaka, and she loves it because there’s a thrill to it even though yknow she’s dealing literal meth but like its fine plus she loves rocking people’s shit when they get too handsy, which bring me to my next point underground MMA Saeko, like the illegal one with no rules yeah <3
Ukai- this man probably sells all kinda shit to minors that he shouldn’t he is so unbothered a 7-year-old could probably walk in ask for a pack of camels and get them and leave before he noticed what was going on.
Takeda- Did y’all see how scared Hinata was when Takeda gave him that lecture? This dude could kidnap someone and scare them into giving all the information he needed, a legend truly
Aoba Johsai
Oikawa- took steroids one time. And of course in sports, that’s not allowed. But he only did it once and regretted it for months afterward. Never told anyone and was just relieved he didn’t have to piss in a cup and have someone find out.
Matsukawa- Without hesitation, I know this man takes dead people’s bones and sells them on the internet. Has dubbed himself the bone man and he feels so much power when someone buys a femur or sumn. It’s kinda funny honestly he has a hoard of bones to sell, his fave is the pelvis.
Hanamaki- He’s in between jobs because he stole money from his last job, like he said he was sorry he just needed a little extra for gas but was sad to find out that’s a literal crime and he was laundering money.
Iwaizumi- he’s a street racer, like the fast and furious style and it’s so sexy of him like late-night races ugh to be in an expensive fast car with him where he has one hand on my thigh okay that’s enough of that.
Kunimi- Look me in the eye and tell me he does not do drugs. He does and if you don’t believe me you are wrong and I will fight you on this one.
Kyotani- If there is a crime he will commit it for fun. Like he will do it with no hesitation. He has a record longer than twilight and I’m not sure how he is not in prison actually nvm he escaped and is a wanted criminal lol
Shiritorizawa
Ushijima- Assault, he just reeks of getting into bar fights when he’s absolutely wasted. Like he most likely didn’t start it but he will be finishing it
Tendou- grave robbing, he just goes into the cemetery picked the oldest plots, and gets to digging. Has made thousands on dead people jewelry and probably won’t get caught, like besides the groundskeeper there’s no security he will never stop.
Semi- he breaks copyright laws on the daily. He’s sampling music in his all the time but he’s doing it so sneakily it’s fine its what deserves stream his band on Spotify right now,
Shirabu- His bangs are criminal enough. No, but he has stolen drugs from the hospital before he just wanted to try the Xanax, and yeah he could just write himself a prescription for it nut like it’s so easy to just go get some and no report it so that’s what he did.
Goshiki- y’all want me to say arson don’t you?? Fine. He commits arson multiple times and kills 7 people with fire before getting arrested and he doesn’t even feel bad so in prison he probably fucking runs a gang he is crazy.
Nekoma
Kuroo- he is a capitalist and class traitor and that’s crime enough I don’t care is he’s attractive or rich, He commits crimes daily by just existing but I still love him anyway.
Kai- Could not commit a crime he just wants to garden and live his life. Jk there’s at minimum one body in that garden let him kill a man he deserves it just let him have one dead body
Yaku- he keyed someone’s car once just because they pissed him off. Was it kuroo? Yes. But that’s fine because he also keyed Lev’s car but blamed lev for keying kuroo’s and Kuroo for keying Lev’s. He just wants to watch the world burn.
Kenma- cyberbullying but man he is mean. Like no bars held we will dig into every insecurity he can and that shit hurts and he doesn’t even feel bad about it he will just be as mean as he can if you’re not careful
Lev- his crime is being tall and dumb also doesn’t understand the economy and prints counterfeit money because why can’t we print more money? The government should get on that.
Inuoka- He released all the animals from a zoo, like snuck in one night and just let them all free, I’m surprised the tiger didn’t eat him but hey the animals are free, there’s still some missing uh oh he’s very proud of himself for it. After the rush, he starts sneaking into shelters and freeing all the dogs and cats
Yamamoto and Fukunaga- Have egged a house before, it was Kuroo’s he deserves all this bullying and you can’t stop me.
Date Tech
Aone- Criminal Conspiracy, sure he had an entire foolproof plan to get away with the perfect crime but someone found out, and now his plans are ruined, damn </3 and no one ever suspects the quiet guy either.
Futakuchi- Having a prostitute, he just wanted some company like mans is lonely so he paid a girl to just spend a Lil time with him it’s all good.
Fukurodani
Bokuto- I know we all haha funny laugh at tax evader bokuto and sure maybe he evades his taxes but he’s also committed vehicular manslaughter, he cannot drive and has killed someone with his car maybe even multiple someones but he always drives off in a panic because he doesn’t know what else to do.
Akaashi- Hasn’t actively committed a crime but has been an accomplice in every vehicular manslaughter Bokuto has committed why the fuck does he keep letting bokuto drive? He really needs to stop that.
Konoha- A master scammer he is so convincing everyone gives him money even if they’re a little sus because he’s just that good each scheme is so convincing.
Inarizaki
Kita- He grows weed, you can’t tell me those rice fields are just for rice he’s got all this space he is growing marijuana and selling it, let him do it I want him to be my plug.
Atsumu- "What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier."
Osamu- resisting arrest. He just said no and ran. Granted he shouldn’t have punched the cop in the first place to have to be arrested but like that’s not the point here.
Aran- accidental child abandonment, like he just forgot he was babysitting and left the kid alone for like a day. He felt terrible but he still forgot the kid and now is fearful of parenthood
Suna- owns an illegal weapon, like he just never registered it and keeps it around and would use it if needed Suna please just point the weapon at me maybe
Others
Terushima- Graffiti, he loves painting on the walls of buildings and tagging them, has so much spraypaint and his day isn’t complete if he doesn’t tag at least one building or train car.
Daishou- Public intoxication- he got a little too fucked up and stripped on the street he will forever have to live with everyone knowing he has an ass tattoo like damn bruh
Sakusa- Perjury he simply wanted to get out of court so he said some shit so he could leave granted he lied under oath but whatever, did they ever find out? No, so he’s fine and he’d do it again if it meant he could leave faster. Like sure he was a witness to a murder but bruh he pretends he does not see.
Hoshihumi- driving without a license he simply thought you didn’t need one because why do you need a piece of plastic to say you can drive a car like??? Just know how to drive it.
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AOT guys having a slumber party boys night
A/N: time for the boys!! This was a request from a lovely anon ❤️❤️❤️
CW: all characters (minors) are aged up to 21+ above legal drinking age in US.
I feel like it would be at Jean’s house for some reason.
BYOB(bring your own booze)
Reiner walks in right on time with his arms wrapped around a keg.
Marco would bring a pack of ciders
Erwin would roll up looking like he’s the chaperone.
Decided to grill for everyone.
Reiner stands next to the grill with Erwin. Not a word being said. Just men looking at a grill.
Connie shows up and ~chooses~ chaos.
He took 2 edibles before arriving.
Jean is immediately jealous and wants to be where Connie’s at.
Eren shows up late and made a huge scene by confronting Reiner
Bertolt has been awkwardly avoiding Marco and Armin the entire time.
Armin made snacks for everyone. Like cookies or something.
Jean: “hey commander, where’s Captain Levi?”
Erwin: “he barricaded himself in the bathroom til I left the house. Didn’t wanna force him, I’m pretty sure he was holding a knife on the other side of the door.”
Jean: “lmao what if we kidnap him and bring him here.”
Jean and Erwin look at each other like they just had the best idea imaginable.
Erwin: “SCOUTS MOVE OUT, OUR MISSION IS TO CAPTURE LEVI AND BRING HIM TO BOYS NIGHT. LET TONIGHT BE A VICTORY FOR HUMANITY THE BOYS!!!”
Eren: “holy shit chill, it’s just Levi.”
Erwin: “ok maybe not kidnap him, that sounds impossible. Let’s just call him and text him.”
Armin: “didn’t you kidnap him once in the under- ohhhhh nvm.”
Levi was really really really enjoying his quiet and peaceful night. He sat in his favorite reading chair with a cup of tea, and his feet comfortably propped on the ottoman.
He suddenly got a trillion calls and texts from the guys. To make them shut up. He decided to come.
Jean: “what day is it Captain?”
Levi: “what the fuck it’s just Saturday.”
Jean: “that’s right. And do you know what Saturday’s are for?”
Levi: “none of this bullshit.”
Jean: “wrong, it’s for the boys.”
Levi finally showed up, empty handed. And immediately made his way to Erwin.
For the remainder of the evening Levi sits on the couch looking pissed.
Eren then slides him an edible.
Levi looked at him bewildered that he even asked him.
Jean: “beer pong!!!!!!!!!!”
Armin: “I have board games”
Eren: “I hope it’s Uno🔃.”
Everyone in the room: 😑🤔🙃
At this point Jean was schwasted
Jean: “lol I should text Mikasa.”
Marco: “your phone privileges have been revoked.”
Reiner: “I wonder what girls do at a sleepover.”
Connie: “I know! I tried to infiltrate one Sasha was at. They gave me a facial and a pedicure. They also did this thing called ‘spilling tea’ I don’t understand that.”
Bertolt: “was Annie there?”
Connie: “kinda.....so uhm anyways....”
((For context))
Erwin finishes making dinner
Connie shoves food into his bag for Sasha for later.
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as your boyfie | p.jisung
↳ an uncalled for headcanon (totally not just made for @du0tine) :)
↳ park jisung (nct) x gender neutral reader
how you meet
definitely through a mutual friend or someone he trusts (cough cough chenle COUGH)
probs playing a game together and chenle is like “oh btw i added someone to our party hope you don’t mind” and jisung goes
(￣ε￣）ᶦ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ ʷᵉ ʷᵉʳᵉ ᵃˡʳᵉᵃᵈʸ ᵃ ᵖᵃʳᵗʸ ʷᵉ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ⁿᵉᵉᵈ ᵃⁿᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ᵇᵘᵗ ᵒᵏᵃʸ
“what was that jisung?”
“nothing (=^_^=)”
you’re added to the party and to the group call and oh?? whaT'S THIS??? jiSUNg pWARK bEING shY PERHAPS
chenle is like “omg jisung stop embarrassing me--”
and you just laugh as you play the game and jisung is like HWEOEWH;OE then clears his throat to be all “you know what y/n you’re pretty cool”
“i know”
“nvm i take it back” “hey!”
chenle is like damn this is how it feels to get replaced 💔💔 right in front of his eyes 💔💔 from my own doing 💔💔💔💔💔
commence the friendship trio of a lifetime
how he confesses
jisung would be thinking this over probably a million bajillion trillion times
“a letter? no” “FLOWERS WITH A CARD???? no”
rehearses his wording before he falls asleep
has a note in his notes app titled “confess or DIE” and underneath the title are his constantly edited versions of what he wants to tell you
the first time he tries to go through with this is when the two of you are alone together probably at a convenience store picking up snacks and jisung is grabbing a chocolate milk next to you
“y/n… you see i..”
you look at him and he forgets the entire note he wrote out and fumbles even though the two of you have been friends for a good while by now his heart keeps beating faster whenever you’re around
“i… want this!” shoves the chocolate milk in your hand and goes :] before speed walking outside before you pay
OKAY NEW PLAN NEW PLAN
chenle had invited all three of you to go out for a picnic and jisung had asked him if he could go to the bathroom around sunset so he could tell you in private and chenle is like i gotchu home slice
sunset comes around and now YOU need to go to the bathroom gdi :’)
jisung basically gives up at this point oH WOE IS JisUNG </3
the two of you are in chenle’s kitchen one day and he’s stirring this soup with corn chenle left on the stove and he isn’t stirring it fast enough so you head over the counter to stand by him
you take his hand in yours and show him the best direction to go with the soup, stirring the pot
he just stares at you for a bit like full of awe and admiration and straight up respect
it just comes out naturally
“You’re like, my favorite person ever.”
looking up at him he’s blushing then blinks at what he says but he already said it so he doesn’t take it back
he takes the hand that you have over his and interlocks your fingers
“I mean it.” he gulps “I like you.” (〃￣ω￣〃)
you guys just BEAM at each other so full of :))))))
dates
honestly??? the dude’s a romantic
would get unnecessarily stressed about the two of you going out but no sudden change taking place
like.. “am i doing this right???”
it’s not that he wanted you guys to change, he loved being around you but it just felt like it’s the same way it has always been with the two of you being friends
so he asks you out on a proper first date in person and you’re a bit taken aback but okay, swaggy let’s get it
takes you to go see fireworks after a nice wholesome dinner
definitely takes your hand in his and puts it in his jacket pocket to keep it warm too
other dates following would be really sweet
whether it be spending the night watching movies in a collapsed half-assed pillow fort
over an online game where he gifts you tokens or a flower
arcades!! you guys love going to arcades especially at night where the lights are prettier and the ambiance gets your heart racing
jisung would be into board games too but you guys end up having the dreamies join you since it's more fun with a larger group of people trying to not knock over a silly jenga tower
basically anything you would do at a hangout but magnified by ten in terms of feelings and <33
acts of affection
he is so attentive to you it's adorable omg i die
he always looks over to you and makes sure the doors are open, you aren't having a hard time maneuvering around, everything is within your reach
always asks “are you okay?” when he notices something is off cuz he can read you pretty well
fixes your hair, tells you when you have food stuck between your teeth you name it
100% would wanna hold all the stuff you carry around when going places; he just wants to be dependable
he loves feeding you LOL not like a baby or anything but whenever he has food the dude wants to share whatever he has if it tastes good
he’ll go “ah” and lean over so he can put the food in your mouth
sharing is caring
HOLDING HANDS IS HIS FORTE
he’d be like oh yesh give me the hand so i can firmly hold it and never let it go and squeeze it yes ze hand
even when you two are napping he holds your hand
also brushes away hair in your face
ALSO!!!! kissing. listen,,,, he loves kissing.
he’d always be pouty— he’s a smoocher.
whether they're quick and soft or well
he could honestly make out with you for hours ngl like he would want it to be a slow and intimate process where you just kiss as a way of expressing your love for one another
he’d take his time and hold you from your shoulders, or cupping your face, or brushing your hair while you guys do it
he’d get shy occasionally and get all smiley about it too when you stop from time to time
very loving and gentle with his touches
gifts
the type to see something random in the shop and go “oh this reminds me of you!” and then buy it
that item being a ronald mcdonald figurine
just kidding (or am i)
would get you things like matching key chains, cell phone cases, lip balms, etc
always signs his gifts too??? he’d give u a pack of gum and on it is his classic signature
whenever he gets you something more extravagant there's always a jisung touch to it– from crinkled wrapping paper to a random sticker he picked up and put on your gift there's always a sense of personalization from him
very random and out of the blue with the gifts, likes giving them when you least expect it
fights and how they would be handled
fights wouldn’t happen often, if anything it would be more like unspoken/uncommunicative misunderstandings building up over time
he,,,, can’t help but feel jealous or lacking sometimes and i feel like that insecurity would draw him to distance himself from you
you’d be like “jisung what’s up talk to me”
he wouldn’t want you to worry and he’d probably just say “it’s nothing don’t worry :)”
but deep down it’s eating him up :( he wants to be better
when he finally confronts you (or more so you confront him) the kid would cry trying to explain how he feels and you two would just sit there together letting it out
he wouldn’t want to let you go so he’d embrace you like there’s no tomorrow.
conclusion — it would be gentle. your trust and respect for each other as friends would be the foundation the two of you build off of. you guys try your best to understand each other and figure out how the world works as you grow up together. despite what people may think, jisung will take initiative to be with you and show you how he feels in his own special ways.
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SLEEPOVER
Levi x Reader
Note: first time doing this so HAHA it's not that good.
You and levi have been roomates since the beginning of college which was a couple of months from now, Levi is let's just say interesting. You and levi have been shipped since the beginning of the school year but neither of you have the guts to confess to the other.
You and your friends have been planning on having a sleep over for so long now and you have finally decided to have one. Fortunately you have been dismissed earlier than usual for some unknown reason, so you rushed back at the dorm to pack your stuff and went to your friends dorm where the sleepover will be held at. You usually either write a note or text levi when you go somewhere while he's not around but this time you forgot because you were too busy stuffing your bag with cute pj's you wanted to wear.
"ok ok ok shhh, before we have fun, gimme your phones, no phones allowed here" said Sasha everyone sighed and gave up their phones. For the last hour you and your friends have been drinking, eating, playing again and again. "dammit we're out of wine" said jean "Then go buy some idiot, while waiting let's take selfies cuz why not" said Historia, you all got your phones back and once your phone turned on there were atleast 50 text messages and 10 missed calls from Levi and shit shit shit you forgot to let him know where you are. "uhh hehe guys excuse me for a while I need to call someone" you said nervously "is it your boyfriend... LEVI!" Teased Sasha "he's not my BOYFRIEND!". You went to the kitchen and called levi, "hey levi uhm I'm sorry I forgot to tell you-" "where the fuck are you brat" said levi "I'm at Sasha's place were having a sleepover" "with who?" asked levi
"some classmates and guy friends" he ended the call what a dick, when you got back to the living room you saw your friends in the front door talking to someone and when you looked to see who it is, you saw levi. "There you are brat let's go" levi practically dragged you outside carrying your belongings at his other hand "levi what the hell stop what are you doing" you said "taking you home isn't it obvious" levi said "but I'm having a sleepover" you whined "you can have a sleepover with me tch"
You arrived at your dorm and you dropped to the floor cuz levi let go of you "oh my bad" levi teased "ugh" you went straight to your room and got mad at him for dragging you out of the sleepover. "tch" levi knocked on your door" you can have a sleepover with me, we can build a fort" (sighs) you opened the door intrested about the idea and said "only if you tell why you did what you did" you said "nvm" levi said "oh levi tell meeeeee" you whined, levi had a mental argument with himself and gave up eventually "i don't like the idea of you sleeping with those ugly ass dudes, there you happy now" levi said "omg levi... are you" "no" levi said"you are, you're jealous HAHA"you teased "no I'm not brat tch" levi said "yeah sure sure"
You built a fort with levi, watched a movie and ate some snacks, you eventually fell asleep on his chest and he didn't bother moving to avoid waking you up "I love you levi" levi thought you were awake and messing with him so he said"do you know you sleeptalk brat" and when he didn't receive a reply(ensuring that you were asleep) he said" I love you too brat" you hugged him basically saying that you heard what he said.
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ayoooooooooo !!!!!
wassupppp???? I hope you are doing fineeeeeeeeeeee !!!!! so yesterday I was watching tiktok and I came across this story time and tbh is has kind of hilarious to listen to it.....and idky I really think mark or maybe the dreamies or maybe even taeyong might encounter this idky I just get that vibe...ofc in the au!
so this incident happened like during pandemic .... like the colleges and all are working .... basically the pandemic is there....but its very less and the lockdowns have been lifted so you can roan around
so it was like there is this uni girl ..... who is like chilling in the park doing her work on her laptop sipping coffee ..... looking around....not many people are there at that time....so this guy comes up to her and sits right next to h er.....so she shifts to the other side since....BRO COVID !!!! so she shifts...and he is like HEY !!!! she is like hey??? so he is like hi my name is...lets name him Joshua .....she like thinking....wwow the guts and like this guy is ballsy enough to come up to randomly and start talking ok..nice...likey likely.....so she also started making convo with him and they were like going with the flow.....so he is like your place or mine???? SHE IS SHOOK cause well they both are starngers and here he is having the balls to actually ask some random girl "so your place or mine!!!"....sbhe like what about no one's place???? like I barely know you so.....he like sure ....wanna take a walk around.????......and from the story I concluded she liked guys who were ... brave????? idk.... n e ways....so they are walking around the park and he like tell me something about yourself sp she tells her hobbies and likes and dislikes...after she finishes he like wow I didnt know you would tell me sooooooo m much about yourself ....wow....so she like...o k??....tell me about yourself,....so he holds her hand and looks around to check if someone else is there...and he whispers....."I am more of a ass kind of guy....and if you wear one of your skirts then I also am into spanking"......so literally tears her hands off his hold and is like shook and kinda screams and starts running away.....he is like wait wait wait you are not ... lets name girl2 Emily... she like .. Ummmm NOOOOOOOOO !!!! then she sees that he is wearing the same sweatshirt as her uni and she realises that they share same major (I forgot which subject) so he like "wait I am sooo sooo sorry... I mistook you as a call girl which I booked who said she was gonna be here and she described the clothing exactly as same as yours"....she was SHOOOK....apparently pandemic loneliness got to him real bad welp now that I wrote this whole incident I find it kinda dangerous and creepy too...but it was hilarious to listen to so ya which member do you think might encounter this kind of incident ???????
~🫀(I am new anon to your page....like this is my first anon....I am a silent reader)
hihi 🫀 anon !! sorry for replying to this late i was packing all day yesterday 🏃♂️ but i hope you’re doing well too ♡
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omg a storytime IM READY 🧎♀️OKAY NGL I WOULD GET WEIRDED OUT IF SOMEONE DID THAT TO ME IN THE LIBRARY but why am i thinking of svt joshua 😰
HELP SPANKING WHATTDYDH AND THE CALL GIRL NOOO THATS SO AWKWARD HE JUST TOLD A RANDOM GIRL HIS KINKS NVM THIS ISNT SVT JOSHUA
omg i feel like this would happen to jeno and he would be so confused and not know what to do 💀💀 BUT I HOPE IT HAPPENS TO NONE OF THEM THAT SOUNDS KINDA SCARY LIKE GLAD HE BACKED OFF BUT OFMJGF IDK IF ID LAUGH OR CRY LOLLL
also welcome to my page anon !!! i’d love to put you down as a new anon hehe 🥰
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