it seems people don't understand. a GLUP SHITTO is a character in a very popular piece of media (like star wars) that if you asked a random person or even a casual fan, they wouldn't know who the fuck that is. a BLORBO is just your little guy. can be any kind of character they're just your little GUY. a POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW is a villain, usually with a sad backstory, who you are defending and woobifying. they've done WRONG. not everyone can be a poor little meow meow. just because they're pathetic doesn't mean they're a meow meow that mf had to commit CRIMES. if you want a pathetic little fucker of any moral persuasion that is a BABYGIRL. usually male, doesn't have to be. just has to be kind of fucked up. get your terminology CORRECT
I’m surprised Renfield isn’t constantly trending here. The movie was made with Tumblrinas in mind. Nicholas Hoult as Robert Montague Renfield is a sopping wet cat, absolutely pathetic little man, hasn’t showered in 50 years, morally ambiguous, I want install a kangaroo pouch on me just just to carry him around and feed him skittles.
*holds you tightly by the shoulders until you're bleeding* haha funny joke about pharma's chainsaw hands. but you understand that pharma is actually a really tragic character? you understand that he did not work with the DJD willingly and was forced to harvest organs for them under the threat of the entire delphi outpost getting destroyed if he didnt? you understand that while his "crazy doctor DJD" reputation in the fandom can be funny he actually suffered a lot and it only makes sense he ended up cracking under the pressure and the venomous scrutiny from the people he once called his comrades? you understand that his life was literally just a horrible mess of incredibly unlucky coincidences made worse by his bad decisions, which he was making out of fear and self-preservation instinct? you understand how deeply fucked up ratchet stealing his hands and adaptus possessing his body really was and how extremely damaged he must have been? can anyone hear me? are you going to let me out of here now? i swear i wont lick the electrical outlets again.
You’ve heard of blorbo. You’ve heard of poor little meow meow. You’ve heard of skrunkly. You’ve heard of skrimblo. You’ve heard of spoingle. You’ve heard of glup shitto. You’ve heard of mipy. You’ve heard of eeby deeby. You’ve heard of horse plinko. Now get ready for the new term I’ve come up with that I can’t stop saying for some reason:
CRUNCHLY BUNCHLY
It’s a character that makes you just wanna put them in your mouth and chew them up aggressively like an extra delicious tortilla chip.
Yes, he's a drug dealer. Yes, he nearly beat someone to death. No, he's not even Italian. But have you considered that he's my poor little meow meow? That he's blorbo from my shows?
people who make Sifo-Dyas a poor little meow meow are Wrong actually. the man spends about as much time of his week in different horrible versions of the future than he does in reality, i know for a FACT that he does the most batshit insane things 24/7.
POV you’re a Temple Guard and something just set off the alert in one of the top secret vaults of the archives, but turns out that it was just Master Sifo-Dyas who, dressed only in a red nightgown he stole from Master Koon, is hanging off the ceiling bat-style trying to hot glue the star wars equivalent of mouse traps to it because apparently ‘they will be coming from above’.
who ‘they’ are is not elaborated on and if you try to remove him from his project he starts threatening to sicc Master Dooku onto your neck (it’s an effective threat) (because it happened before)
anyways, tldr: people should produce more unhinged on main Sifo content