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swamp-gremlin · 22 hours
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Remembered that arsenic dresses are a thing ^^
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thenumberfives · 7 months
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mickmundy · 1 year
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ruthytwoshakes · 11 days
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can you draw engie and pyro? :3
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at da beach hangging out :3 scout tagged along
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Some extras yayyy (Pyromancy my beloved)
Hey, if you’ve got the cash, donate to Ahmed Saad’s kofi. Go-fund-me froze all the donations he previously received and him and his family are stuck in Gaza.
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latexkaktus · 13 days
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Finally managed to finish this, its mostly sollydemo… Was a lot of fun doing it 😤 Original Tweet
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guillotine-drop · 9 months
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How the mercs did their top surgeries
Soldier: got two rocket launchers, tied a rocket to each tit, and let ‘em rip
Demoman: did that sick ass move he does with the eyelander and sliced those puppies clean off in one swing
Scout: unfortunate foul ball accident at a Red Sox game that saw a 112mph fastball take them clean off while he was in the stands eating a hotdog
Pyro: sometimes they’re there, sometimes they’re not, just don’t worry about it too much and STOP FUCKING UNZIPPING AND REZIPPING THEIR SUIT
Spy: went to a clinic in Switzerland and spent his recovery time in the Alps in a fancy cabin with scout’s mother
Medic: did his own, decided he wanted them, gave himself new ones, decided he didn’t want them, did his own, decided he wanted them, gave himself new ones, deci
Heavy: never did his, man’s got his Big Naturals au naturel
Sniper: The Koala Incident
Engineer: swapped his for mechanical tatas with turret nipples, regularly torments spy by making him look at them, HAS shot scout in the ass with them
Bonus
Hale: there isn’t a man or machine on this planet that can take his rack save for himself, and he refuses to do it on the basis that they’re good for Mann Co. Advertising
Merasmus: Dark Ambient Swag
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ROUND THREE PART THREE
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zarla-s · 3 months
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I had an idle thought about Medic getting hanahaki disease and then playing around with it instead of angsting about it and then I wrote too many words about it, per usual.
Title: I think you're underestimating the research opportunities being cursed by a wizard can offer you Words: 24.5k Rating: PG-13 Fandom: Team Fortress 2 Pairings: Heavy/Medic Warnings: Some fairly vivid descriptions of choking and suffocating
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Merasmus curses Medic to have flowers grow in his lungs until he confesses his feelings to the man he's secretly in love with. Easy. Barely a curse. He could do that any time he wants. Wouldn't it be more interesting, though, to study the disease as it progresses instead? See exactly what it can do? The things he could learn! The team won't mind, right? (They do mind.) (Especially Heavy.)
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sporesucker · 3 months
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tf2 merc shitpost dump pt.2
part 3 part 4
wow! the response to pt.1 was amazing esp considering i dont usually make posts that get a lot of notes, so the 530 notes were currently at at the time of writing this is very much appreciated!! also, instead of editing the pics to make them look like the characters are saying them (ex. removing someone's twitter user and replacing with the character's name), instead i just edit the mercs over the post as best as i can so that the op gets credited! if this reduces the quality/funniness of the posts, i hope you can still enjoy them but crediting the op always comes first. yap session over!! heres pt.2!!!
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pt.3 already in the making, lmk if you want more or if im projecting too much lol
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Hidden "Soldier Needs a Home" story and illustrations from the Pyromania Update in 2012
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dinoburger · 4 months
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beautiful wizards are trapping me in their orbs
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creaman · 1 year
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Halloween shenanigans
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fensfortress · 2 years
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Merasmus canonically writes fanfiction
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sisyphusprimesno1fan · 10 months
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ruthytwoshakes · 6 months
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thank you @mickmundy for the original idea lol
so glad I got around to drawing Merasmus for Halloween B)) should have probably done my homework though oopsies
I got the joke wrong the first time,, so here’s Merasmus wearing a shirt that says motherfucking bitch for all your motherfucking-bitch-Merasmus needs
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pyrovolt · 8 months
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Merasmus is canoncially a virgin but oh well
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