I have friends at Indiana University and they've been saying there are snipers on IU Bloomington campus. And theres a bunch of cops everywhere. This is wild.
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An Aquabats song for every human emotion
Based on these two posts
You are a dragon (your partner is also a dragon!)
You are, in fact, stuck in an action movie
You are discussing how cool you are with your friend Strong Bad
You meet the identical twin of the girl of your dreams
There's a skeleton inside you. You find this disturbing.
You are so fucking in love
You love popping a wheelie (on your bike!)
You really miss your childhood
You have hired a hitman to kill the guy who stole your CDs
Meltdown (self explanatory)
You have built a mechanical ape
You're taking a walk
You are being attacked by so, so many snakes
You fell asleep on your arm and it's completely ruining your life
You are succumbing to radiation sickness
You are friends with a giant or perhaps a Transformer
You're the shark fighter. You fight sharks.
You have been summoned to the underworld to marry a giant spider
You are a scorpion wearing pajamas
You have constructed a giant robot (with a bird-like head) to fight a giant floating eyeball
You've been turned invisible by your girlfriend. sorry
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Shout out to my friend Michael for making this joke, I love stealing my friends' jokes
+ no text version
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Happy trans day of visibility :)
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If you ever needed proof that the new hate crimes laws are a good thing lmao
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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
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Hello everyone! Today online, I met a lovely lesbian from Uganda who is currently trying to flee the nation with her girlfriend due to Uganda's anti-gay laws which could lead to them and millions of other LGBTQ+ people being imprisoned or murdered. Please, donate or share this link to help them flee to Europe or another LGBTQ+ safe area.
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remember that post that said if it got notes I would read homestuck
i never did (i had a bunch fo missing assignments at the time and was near to failing so I just.. didn't)
...Im doing this again because i feel tumblr deserved another chance to make me read homestuck. but I'm making it WAY higher because I do NOT want to reach it. >:(
the goal... 10k. it wont happen. It won't. Surely you, dear tumblr user reading this, is not stupid enough to let this happen.
^photo so i can distinguish this post from others in my notifications tab.
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catboy been smokin’ the ganja!!
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