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frogosaurus · 3 months
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help i can't stop making these
it's important to note that while some are in the same category, their motivations are different:
•pepe is being annoying on purpose but bean bunny is just a lil shithead
•piggy thinks sweetums is annoying, stat+wal just want more space in the car and sweetums is the biggest, and also the bit of sweetums always getting left behind on road trips was too perfect for this
•rizzo has the good snacks but refuses to share. swedish chef has... food? and is very enthusiastically offering it to his friends but nobody has taken him up on it
•electric mayhem only plays bangers, don't get me wrong, but in my head sgt pepper was playing "Fugue for Frog" (muppet show S1 last episode i think) on repeat to annoy kermit and the rest of the band was vibing until kermit flipped
thank you i put way too much thought into this
(i found the chart template on google so i don't know who made it but pls lmk if you do)
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gifs-of-puppets · 3 months
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The Great Muppet Caper (1981)
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roobusmcscroobus · 7 months
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POV: You go to the Midwest
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melodic-cherry · 7 months
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No jungle boogie!
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Piggy: comes out in a new outfit Guys, is this dress “me”?
Sam: It’s too tight, it’s too short, and it shows too much cleavage for a woman your age!
Deadly: Yes Piggy, it’s you.
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jackseverywhere · 6 months
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We all need some peace and liberty 🙏
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I bet Sam had a fun time with Dr. Teeth in the Jungle Boogi video, even if he never admits it
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rowlfthedog · 1 year
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muppetstimmoment · 8 months
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Gay Muppet Pride Pfps!! [Please credit if used!!]
Gif cred: https://www.tumblr.com/wolf-the-nerd/691914259298451456/gay-stim-board?source=share
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Human Muppets. Again.
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devilsrecreation · 9 months
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GUYS GUYS GUYS LISTEN:
Muppet Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Gonzo will obviously be Willy Wonka with the rats (and possibly the Electric Mayhem) as Oompa Loompas. His factory isn’t only filled with candy, but also the weirdest and most random stuff like cannons, toilets, a tank of baby crocodiles, everything Gonzo uses for his stunts
Charlie is Robin
Instead of just one grandparent going with him, he has two: Waldorf and Statler. They obviously just roast everyone and everything in the factory
Kermit plays Charlie’s mom (uncle)
The other four winners are Miss Piggy, Fozzie, Pepe, and either Howard Tubman or Big Mean Carl
Piggy’s Veruca (obviously) and her plus one is Uncle Deadly
Fozzie’s Violet Beauregard and instead of/in addition to chewing a lot of gum, he tells bad jokes. He brings his mom
Pepe is Mike Teevee and he brings either Walter or Sam Eagle with him
Either Howard or Carl is Agustus Gloop (both are very fitting) and he brings Rowlf…..who is an emotional support dog
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wackypalooza · 6 months
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(request) ranking the muppets based on how transgender they are (added more characters this time! :D)
we are going in depth with this one starting off with the thing the myth the legend.
gonzo: so probably nonbinary right. but like i figure he literally doesn't care. he doesn't care what pronouns u use on him, he doesn't care what u assume he is. he is just a whatever yk. he probably doesn't use anything to describe himself, but if someone asks he might say nonbinary. (i'm projecting because i kin him and i do this with genderfluid.)
kermit: probably transmasc... maybe nonbinary
miss piggy: transwoman
deadly: transman
scooter: transman
fozzie: transmasc
rowlf: transmasc
janice: transfem but probably doesn't care
dr. teeth: honestly i think he's cis
zoot: I DO NOT KNOW he is just zoot
animal: i think cis maybe but he probably does drag
lips: nonbinary i think... look at that guy
floyd: cis i think
bobo: i believe cis
sweetums: transman look at him he is a transman
rizzo: *if anyone saw this when i said "cis" i take it back so so so much like dude he is NOT. i've been meaning to change that but i forgor... anyway idk What he is right now but i'm def leaning towards transman who may be a bit effeminate but like in the way where he likes romcoms and earworm pop music from the 80s-2010s*
pepé: transman probably
swedish chef: he does not know ehat gender is
clifford: transman
bunsen and beaker: both are transmen
sam: transman
lew zealand: NONBINARY DEFINITELY
statler and waldorf: transmen both
if anyone disagrees with what i've said or has anyone i didn't mention i would love to hearrrr please let me knowww ^_^
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frogosaurus · 3 months
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here's another muppet alignment chart!!!
i highly recommend reading each sentence in the corresponding muppet's voice, especially for rizzo, kermit, and dr teeth
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gifs-of-puppets · 10 months
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Happy 4th of July!
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roobusmcscroobus · 7 months
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Fuck it. Muppet High School AU ideas (Yes this is based on the abandoned (??) Muppet High project but like better because I'm hot like that)
- Crazy Harry isn't allowed to go to school anymore.
- Only this town is in a vaguely 50's time period. It's not the 1950's, they're just weird.
- Statler and Waldorf run the place where Fozzie works at (The Jim Henson Company made him a soda jerk????) They pay him far below minimum wage and he doesn't know.
- Kermit's the coolest frog in town because he's the ONLY frog in town (Except Robin.) This man couldn't handle a La Croix
- Piggy regularly gets her friends to jump Denise when she's leaving class. The only reason she hasn't been expelled is because her family regularly donates to the school.
- Gonzo's origin story is him ordering some bullshit like an orange soda float and Fozzie going "Hey, I'm gonna need a snowball for this freak", thus awakening something in Gonzo. This wasn't on purpose, Fozzie was just doing his job
- Animal doesn't play guitar, Janice just asks him to hold it for her while she's at cheer practice.
- Beaker is failing speech and debate because nobody can understand him.
- Rowlf is only on the football team so he can catch the ball. It's like a big game of fetch for him.
- The Electric Mayhem are constantly smoking weed in the 1st floor men's restroom. You cannot use that one.
- Rizzo is one of Fozzie's coworkers and he adamantly refuses to use the soda jerk codewords because he thinks it's dumb
- Scooter gets bullied for being gay despite the fact that everyone else is also queer
- Bunsen has started about 9 fires so far, and only 6 of them were in the school's science classroom.
- The Swedish Chef also works with Fozzie. He barely has a grasp on the English language and he's staying with Sam Eagle
- Sam is class president. One time, he almost beat up Floyd for sitting down during the Pledge of Allegiance
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melodic-cherry · 7 months
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Mack the knife 💙🩷💘
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pepperm1nt-f1zz · 6 months
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So uhhhh here's some of my Muppet Sexuality Headcanons!
Kermit the Frog - Unlabeled, Cis Male (He/Him)
Fozzie Bear - Pansexual, Cis Male (He/Him)
Miss Piggy - Straight Ally, Cis Female (She/Her)
Gonzo - Pansexual, Non-Binary (Any Pronouns)
Scooter - Pansexual, Demi-Boy (He/They)
Rizzo the Rat - Questioning, Cis Male (He/Him)
Pepe the King Prawn - Bisexual, Genderfluid (He/She/They)
Rowlf the Dog - Bisexual, Cis Male (He/Him)
Uncle Deadly - Bisexual (Male Lean), Cis Male (He/They)
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew - Gay, Cis Male (He/Him)
Beaker - Pansexual, Demi-Boy (He/They)
Swedish Chef - I Don't fucking know (He/Him)
Sam the Eagle - Bisexual (But is in denial), Cis Male (He/Him)
Animal - Questioning (He/They/It)
Dr. Teeth - Pansexual, Genderfluid, Polyamorus (Any Pronouns)
Floyd Pepper - Bisexual, Demi-Boy probably? (He/Him)
Janice - Pansexual, Transgender (She/Her)
Zoot - Bisexual, Demi-Boy (They/He)
Lips - Pansexual, Non-Binary (They/He)
Statler and Waldorf - Both of them are Cis and Straight. (Probably Homophobic /j)
And uhh that's all. 
Sorry if I missed anyone!
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