Try telling me this wasn’t how that one conversation in Renfield went, I dare you 😤
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I’m surprised Renfield isn’t constantly trending here. The movie was made with Tumblrinas in mind. Nicholas Hoult as Robert Montague Renfield is a sopping wet cat, absolutely pathetic little man, hasn’t showered in 50 years, morally ambiguous, I want install a kangaroo pouch on me just just to carry him around and feed him skittles.
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on homestuck day were should all change our icons to this
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𝘕𝘪𝘤: 𝘘𝘶𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨! 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦?!
𝘑𝘢𝘷𝘪 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘩𝘶𝘨𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦: 𝘗𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘵𝘰𝘯 2.
𝘕𝘪𝘤: 𝘞𝘏𝘈𝘛?! 𝘉𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵!
𝘑𝘢𝘷𝘪: 𝘐𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘯.
*𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳, 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺, 𝘢 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴*
𝘕𝘪𝘤: *𝘴𝘰𝘣𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘨* 𝘗𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘵𝘰𝘯 2 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦.
𝘑𝘢𝘷𝘪: *𝘴𝘰𝘣𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦* 𝘐 𝘧★★𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘛𝘖𝘓𝘋 𝘺𝘰𝘶!
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so I decided to rewatch National Treasure and I'd forgotten how absolutely unhinged this movie actually is
so we start with Ned Stark with Nicholas Cage and a Tech Twink traveling through polar bear park to find the 1st macguffin of the film which leads to Nic Cage figuring out "there's a MAP on the back of the Declaration of Independence!!" and the Tech Twink is the only one that's like "sounds fake but idk enough about history to say otherwise" Meanwhile Boromir is like "did I ever tell you I'm actually an international black market criminal?" and Nic Cage is like "YOU DID NOT???" so then Odysseus is like "if you don't help me steal the declaration of independence I will SHOOT the twink" and Nic Cage is like "don't shoot the twink!" and the Tech Twink is like "I would also like you to not shoot the twink" and then Nic Cage blows the macguffin ship and everybody escapes meanwhile the polar bears in the distance are like who the FUCK is blowing up our neighborhood???
back in the states and no we don't know how they got back that's the power of Nic Cage baby! And Nic Cage and Tech Twink tell the FBI and CIA and other gov stuff that are to busy destabilizing some other shit to care about these two losers telling them "no really the guy from Silent Hill and Percy Jackson is gonna steal the declaration of independence!!" and obviously no one believes them or cares so after all~~~~~~ of that shit Nic Cage decides fuck it and says one of the best lines in cinema history "I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence." and the film treats this like a completely logical and nay even heroic thing
This is the first 25 minutes of the film.
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Mandy (2018) Panos Cosmatos
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I was working on a film with Nicolas Cage. He was playing a vampire. I was excited because I get to play a character who he kisses and punches. "Yay, Nic Cage is gonna punch me in the face."
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