#minecraft chicken tattoo | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

darklcy · 4 months

Text

☆ 𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧! 𝐀𝐎𝐓 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 ☆

this has been in the drafts for a long, long time and i haven’t posted aot in a while, so enjoy :) | also i feel like some of these may be ooc but this was fun to write! just keep in mind this is how i think they’d act in a modern setting, ofc minus the war & trauma

attack on titan masterlist

𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍

skips class to vape

smokes to thundercat & nirvana

flannels flannels flannels

naturally you steal them. acts coy when you do.

“you didn’t steal it, i just let you wear it and didn’t say anything when you went home with it.”

i feel like he’d be into meditating. idk why. like someone said he should do it so now he does a quick 5-min guided meditation every morning

showers with his chain on and gets green neck

doodles on his converse and yours

writes “hi :)” on your homework, journals, notes, etc during class

has a minecraft server w jean, connie and armin

claims he’s not scared of games like outlast or silent hill but everyone knows he’s lying

ends up hiding behind you in haunted houses

LOVES DRIVE THRUS/FAST FOOD. sonic & in n out specifically

toddler sense of humor, like finds things falling over funny (y’all remember the video of the piece of bread falling over-)

doesn’t know how to work pinterest

leans over people’s shoulders to look at their phones

tried getting his cartilage pierced but it got infected

has a few tattoos on his wrists and bicep

will bite you impulsively

𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐈𝐍

you mean my bf

so this boy DOES know how to work pinterest, and has so many boards

one of them is filled w future pets he wants & another one includes house ideas with you :3

is the best language learner and knows french, spanish, and german

can’t watch gory shows like squid game or the walking dead, but enjoys psychological horrors like black swan

has a billion playlists with like 6 songs each

your playlist is titled “lovey” bc i said so

has maybe one lobe piercing. but only one

he goes so hard to TV girl and mac demarco, but also loves singers like sza & jack stauber

LUVS SMOOTHIES

downloaded bumble only for the fun of it once but immediately deleted it when someone liked him

bounces his leg and picks his nails

best. skin. ever. has a good skin care regime

drives a silver toyota prius

super into journaling & drawing :>

such a gentle bf, but lives for gossip

you text him, “you will NOT believe what i just heard.” and he drops everything he’s doing to respond

coffee dates!!!

you two have a stardew farm together with a dog and a bunch of chickens and cows

his favorite character is crobus

i love him very much

𝐌𝐈𝐊𝐀𝐒𝐀

hardcore alison from breakfast club vibes

secretly into girl kpop groups

but loves hardcore women, like björk & poppy

definitely owns a lot of platform shoes: has like three pairs of demonias

shaves her brows to draw them on

loves online shopping from aliexpress & etsy

into weird chunky jewelry!! has a necklace with a heavy cat pendant & a pair of eyeball earrings

loves to do your makeup! if you don’t wear a lot daily, she’ll do something for special outings like concerts or even for fun she’ll ask you to let her do it :3

has a tiktok specifically for ootds

favorite foods include spicy ramen, mediterranean meals & ice cream

i feel like she’d be in art class! she’d draw you random portraits or cute versions of you two to put in her scrapbook

oh yeah i also feel like she’d have a scrapbook!!! and keeps a lot of mementos from your dates/hangouts

when you come over, you, her and eren play mario kart

no doubt a spiritual girly: maybe not super into spells but has a tarot deck and a few oracle decks as well as a beautiful incense burner

you two go to goth clubs cuz yeah

her lipstick gets on you all the time

dressed up as lydia deetz one year for halloween

makes rings and necklaces and gives them to you, and she debates on opening an etsy shop

— hope you enjoyed!

#attack on titan #aot #snk #shingeki no kyojin #shingeki no kyojin x reader #x reader #aot x reader #attack on titan x reader #eren jaeger #eren jeager x reader #mikasa ackerman x reader #mikasa ackerman #aot armin arlert #armin arlert x reader #armin arlert

73 notes · View notes

kid-az · 9 months

Text

All Tomorrows: Vanga-Vangog Stickmen Hc’s

Say hello to Vanga’s Stickmen, the descendants of the infamously tall and frail Strider’s. Unlike in canon where they would all be devoured mercilessly by giant chickens, the Stickmen’s ancestors managed to survive by climbing and living on the giant, skyscraper-like trees of their world.

Although a little less tall than the Stickmen, they are much sturdier due to needing to jumping across different trees and survive falls. They communicated visually via the rapid changing of colors and shapes of their leaf-like growths and sign language, and their culture emphasized coexistence, patience, and pacifism.

As philosophical as the Pterosapien’s yet opposite in their overall message, the Stickmen are one of the most interesting fanmade species I’ve seen yet, and I wish to post my headcanons about them like I did for the others.

-Because of their very low metabolism’s and the wonders of medicine, Stickmen were among the longest-lived posthumans in the second empire, capable of living hundreds if not over a thousand years! Friendships with other, shorter-lived species would last long after death, with the Stickmen befriending their friends children and grandchildren, giving them sagely advice and wisdom or just cheerfully, casually talking to them.

-Because of their arboreal lifestyle and pacifism, the Stickmen did not have the same domestication process as other posthumans. They did not domesticate a wolf equivalent nor any grazing animals, instead domesticating giant, eagle-sized colonial bees for honey and other byproducts, giant pigeon descendants for the harvesting of feathers, infertile eggs, and as message carriers, and even a species of giant, flying pig descendants larger than the Quetzalcoatlus, who were often used to protect these pigeons and bees from any predators. Also domesticated colonial spiders for their webs, which they used to make ropes and clothing.

-Their domesticated plants were also different. They would carefully tend their trees for the harvesting of boulder-sized fruits and tree nuts, grow mushrooms via large, house-sized stacks of logs from trees which naturally passed away, and also grow algae in vast pools of shallow water. Outside of the algae, their foodstuff was bigger due to it having naturally evolved that way.

-Due to their need of visual communication, their clothing was usually light, never covering their heads, shoulders, or forearms. Their clothes would be made from mycelium threads, feathers from their domestic pigeons, and webs from their domesticated spiders. Yes, their shirts were always off-shoulder tops, teachers hate them!

-A running theme for these Hc’s is that they never developed capitalism, and the Stickmen were no different! In fact, most of their goods were handmade, carefully and delicately made over weeks or months to be as high of quality as possible, and gifted to close friends and family. Only absolute necessities such as medication, infrastructure, and purified water would not be homemade, and it would still be a careful process that emphasized the lack of harm to anyone, both their own and other species.

-This included movies and videogames, with practically zero in the way of crunch or abuse. The former of which would last hours if not days, and the latter would often resemble that of animal crossing, a tactical rpg ala Fire Emblem, or literally just Minecraft! No joke, they remade Minecraft on complete accident!

-Their art was primarily that of tattoos and body modifications to distinctive themselves, large-scale land art made from specially grown plants, fungi, stones, or non-toxic paint, meant to be appreciated fully from the top of treetops or skyscrapers, and gardens that allow for peaceful meditation. They had little music however, as sound travelled poorly in their world.

-They are one of the four founding species of the Second empire, along with the Satyriacs, Killer Folk, and Rot Eaters. They were stereotyped as spaced-out, yet extremely wise and peaceful, thought of as the mediators of the other 3 species. This, of course, was a stereotype, one that many Stickmen found a little insulting.

-Because of a culture emphasizing patience and the fact high gravity worlds would kill them, they decided on the extinct Lopsider’s idea of creating an artificial race to colonize the stars. Unlike with the Asymmetric’s however, it wasn’t a rash, cold-hearted process meant to create slaves to do dangerous, dirty work for them, but instead a slow, caring process that would go into the centuries, meant to be sure the Stickmen’s descendant species would have lives much better than their own, not struggle in the colonization of new planets, and modified to be superior in every way outside of height. (A given due to square-cube law) These people would be allowed to live free, independent lives from their parent species, and would pick a name for themselves. This name? The Sproutlings.

#all tomorrows #all tomorrows strider #strider #stickmen #cm kosemen #nemo ramjet #posthuman #headcanons #worldbuilding

69 notes · View notes

stubborngods · 14 days

Text

GET TO KNOW MONARCH!

WHAT'S YOUR PHONE WALLPAPER?: fanart for a minecraft smp that my friend julia drew <33

WHAT WAS THE LAST SONG YOU LISTENED TO?: good luck babe by chappell roan because the bridge makes me insane so ive been having it on repeat

WHAT ARE YOU CURRENTLY READING?: right now? to sir phillip with love, which is the fifth bridgerton book!! i wanna read them all before i start the show :)

WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU WATCHED?: hold on im trying to rmbr uhhhhh i think it was the five nights at freddy movie because i went to the movies with my friends and hide my face every time the animontronics were on screen fjfhh

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?: a gray sleep shirt and red biking shorts (ur girl just woke up lol)

HOW TALL ARE YOU?: 5'2" :(

DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS / TATTOOS?: no to both but gods do i want them

DO YOU WEAR GLASSES / CONTACTS?: i wear glasses! they're funky shaped frames that cost me like 200 dollars but i love them.

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: chicken and broccoli casserole for dinner last night

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR?: purple!!

DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH RIGHT NOW?: stares in greyromantic and romantic/platonic blind. who fucking knows.

WHERE WAS THE LAST PLACE YOU TRAVELLED?: i went a few states over with my parents to go flea marketing

WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT OBSESSION?: this blog mostly lol. uhhh i an always obsessed with mythos of any kind and also with rewriting my beloved childhood series (looking at you minecraft diaries and harry potter)

WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER?: you want me to pick just one ???? no. anyways luke castellan or thalia grace or nico di angelo from percy jackson, regulus black from harry potter, colin bridgerton from bridgerton, magnus bane or will herondale or jem carstairs or literally any of them from the shadowhunter chronicles, literally so many more i can not even think of rn

TAGGED BY: @victoriousfidelity

TAGGING: @storiesbreathed, @bloodymyhands, @arcanecast, @serpcntes, @peacereflected, & anyone else who wants to :D

#pantheon // ooc #dash game!!

3 notes · View notes

unhinged-ghoste · 24 days

Text

I see people making pinned about mes and I love doing about mes even if no one gives a shit so I'm doing one heehee

Anyways welcome to hell, I'm your host, Ghoste. Here's my checklist of my cool fax:

Name: Ghoste, V, anything you call me

Age: 20 (secretly 80 tho according to my bones)

Colour: black bc I'm emo

Food: sushi, grilled chicken, pasta

Drink: water, Capri Suns, and coffee

Star sign: Asparagus♒ (I'm not into astrology tho)

Pokemon: Umbreon/Gengar

Aesthetic: somewhere along the lines of grunge, alternative, and homeless man

Video games: Stardew Valley, Minecraft, Danganronpa, Roblox, more but I can't remember them rn

Animes: JJK, Demon Slayer, Overlord, Angels of Death, Wolf Children, more

Tv Shows: Shameless, ATLA, School Spirits, South Park, Helluva Boss, Aunty Donna's

Movies: Tangled, anything horror, Nine

Music: I am the one true polyjamorous. I really will vibe with any music, but I am unhealthily addicted to Sleep Token rn. Bad Omens too.

Webtoons: School bus graveyard, Homesick, Everything Is Fine, Down to Earth

Current fandoms: JJK, Demon Slayer, Sleep Token, ATLA, SDV, SBG, Homesick

Piercings: septum, nostril, helix, earlobes. Closed include conch, tragus, smiley, angel fangs

Tattoos: 2. Ender dragon and my soul cats memorial

Pets: 3 cats named Toast, Whisper, and Fart.

Party trick?: pretending I have a glass eye and just closing my eyes, rubbing one to "shift it over", and going cross eyed (which only one eye moves and the other stays in the middle)

Hobbies: drawing, singing(not in front of people tho), games

Stuff wrong w me: PCOS, chronic migraines (8 yrs), lots of mental stuff

Other fun facts: I like Kirby a lot, I'm in a relationship (giggling and kicking my feet rn), I'm unhinged and have no filter so I just spew shit out my face hole sometimes, I have left over side effects from my COVID induced parosmia that makes sodas taste bad, I have really cool awesome burnout from working since 16, I'm in school for medical billing and coding, I really like the Oregon forests, I am really obsessed with cats, I have to sleep with a fan a lot, I like cold showers, I like doing acrylic nails, I'm not really scared of anything other than like deep emotional fears, most flavoured things I enjoy are a variant of pink.

Anyways that's it. Some of that shit doesn't matter I just like over sharing on the interwebbies.

3 notes · View notes

iamsuperbi · 2 years

Text

My “The Quarry” HCs (5/9)

Abi Blyg

- She/they pronouns.

- Biromantic asexual.

- She’s got anxiety and depression.

- Has two little brothers who are twins.

- She was bullied a lot growing up and cared a lot about it until she met Emma and learned how to be more confident in herself

- She used to write fanfiction for MTV’s ‘Teen Wolf’ the show but post-canon she deletes all of it off her account

- She dyes her hair a different color every two months. One time she had every color imaginable all at once and it was so ugly but she loved it

- She cannot dance and refuses to do it in front of anyone, but is an amazing singer.

- Everyone assumes she just wants to be an artist, but she actually wants to be a tattooist.

- Is more comfortable flirting with women but tends to crush on men more often.

- Her ears are COVERED in piercings. Wants to get a bridge-piercing next and maybe a medusa.

- Eventually wants to be covered in tattoos. Plans to have a matching one with Dylan.

- Listens to really alternative indie artists and likes to gatekeep them for fun.

- Everyone assumes she can’t lie but she’s honestly really good at it. The only people she can’t lie to are Nick and Emma.

- Carries pepper-spray with her everywhere.

- Has an emotional support fish named Joey. Joey is a goldfish. We love Joey.

- Actually really talkative and bossy once she gets comfortable with someone

- Reluctant to say “I love you” first due to past relationships ending once she did.

- Adores karaoke and always drags the group out to do it

- She’s a lightweight and hates drinking in any situation other than socially.

- Hates PDA but loves to cuddle her partners at home.

- Touch is her love language.

- Gets offended really easily; had to delete twitter on the first day of having it

- Does art commissions as a job while in college.

- Has a pretty big fan base on Tumblr despite being anonymous.

- Tries to help Nick cook but somehow always starts a fire. She once started a fire by boiling water. Water.

- Mistakes flirting with casual platonic compliments often. It often takes her a few hours for it to click that she was being flirted to.

- Loves to ‘play mermaids’ when going swimming. Makes Emma do it with her. Emma pretends to be annoyed. Always ends with them dragging Nick in.

- Whistles all the time because it makes Nick pout (because he can’t)

- Used to hate her curls until she realized that she was just neglecting them. Now she adores them.

- Sings to herself when she’s anxious.

- Has little to no athletic ability but actually throws a good punch.

- Has nightmares about Nick killing her. Never tells anyone.

- She keeps a dream journal, and always writes them down in excruciating detail.

- NOT a morning person. Very grumpy if woken up before ten AM.

- Coffee obsessed. Thinks tea is just ‘dirt water’.

- Never wears makeup beyond some eyeliner and pink-tinted chapstick.

- She and Ryan tend to text a lot at night when they can’t sleep. They bond over their insomnia.

- Likes embarrassing Emma as often as possible because she thinks her blushing is cute. Nick always joins in.

- Is willing to fight anyone who hurts her friends. Does not care if they are twice her size.

- Constantly wants piggyback rides from Dylan because he’s so tall. Dylan always says yes. No one likes playing chicken with them in the pool because they always win.

- Has said fuck exactly twice. Refuses to swear otherwise.

- Loves playing The Sims 4, Minecraft and Stardew Valley. Has made all of her friends in the Sims 4 and showed them.

- Her group chat name is ‘abi-bo-babi’ because it’s fun to say out loud.

- Is the type of person to cry when she sees old people eating alone at restaurants. And then she goes and sits with them.

- Pet-sits for Schrödinger when Dylan and Ryan need someone to watch him. Schrödinger eventually warms up to her enough to let her pet him.

#the quarry #abigail the quarry #abigail blyg #blygbank #abi/nick #ot3 #the quarry headcanons

55 notes · View notes

madebymandyla · 9 months

Text

Baddie SMP Starters 8

the one with the quest for the elytra

"I think you are a baddie after all."

"I had no idea you could throw your voice like that."

"I'm back at our old house. I'm gonna light it on fire."

"I'm gonna kill every last chicken and sheep in here."

"Have you ever made love in a club before?"

"I talk in an abcdefg rhyme scheme."

"You can't assume everyone sweats, but you can assume everyone showers."

"I'm just very passionate, I'm not angry."

"Get this chicken out of my house."

"That's a very personal question. I don't know why you thought it was okay to ask that."

"I like that it's poetic and you can't really tell what he's talking about."

"This is a no-flex zone."

"I'm just hanging out because I'm bored."

"Autotune won't help you."

"That's a nice, satisfying sound right there."

"I was born in the wrong generation."

"What are you gonna do? Make a tiktok about it?"

"If I was a funnier guy, I would jump off this right now for comedic purposes."

"That was so crazy my balls dropped."

"I guess I'm kind of stupid, in a sense."

"You're like a cat when they're crouched behind something but you can still see them. I can see you."

"Check out how fucking scared I'm about to be."

"Someone just gifted me a Subway sandwich."

"Someone just gifted me a subscription to Men's Health magazine."

"I don't think you should do it, but you should do it."

"You don't have any tattoos, so my dad doesn't think you're a bad influence."

"I don't want to tell him how to raise his kids."

"Have you ever thought about a shirt?"

"That Shania Twain song was about minecraft."

"Can you get my stuff? It's on top of a roof."

"Anyone who thinks that must be JK and Rowling on the floor laughing."

"Not everyone jerks off at the taco restaurant like you."

"Don't suck off the messenger."

"I'll have you know I have a college degree."

"I've tested positive for sex."

"So now we're just cheating, huh?"

"I just dodged all of these like I'm fucking Neo."

"Not everything is chips and poutine."

"Babies need to be hot to the touch at all times."

#sentence meme #sentence starters #rp meme #rp starters #roleplay meme #roleplay starters #[ meme ]

2 notes · View notes

romanticly-yours · 1 year

Text

100 questions abt me:

1. What is your best friends name? I don’t have one

2. Year you were born in? 2011

3. What are you listening to right now? Lucy In The Sky With Dimonds by The Beatles

4. Whats your favorite number? 7

5. What was the last thing you ate? Cake

6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Purple

7. How is the weather right now? Cold

8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? My godfathers

9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Hair

10. Do you have a significant other? In my dreams

11. Favorite TV show? Daria

12. Siblings? 2

13. Height? 5'1

14. Hair color? brown

15. Eye Color? Brown

16. Do you wear contacts? no

17. Favorite Holiday? Ieroween

18. Month? June

19. Have you ever cried for no reason? Ofc

20. What was the last movie you watched? Twighlight

21. Favorite Day of the Year? halloween

22. Favorite season? fall

23. Fav anime? Ouran Highschool Host Club

24. Hugs or Kisses? I’ve Never Been Kissed™ but I’d love to have cheek kissed over hugs

25. Chocolate or Vanilla? vanilla

26. Do you read? Ofc

27. Fav fanfic trope? Older brother of best friend

28. Fandoms you're in? MCR, FOB, PATD, Paramore

29. What books are you reading? The Perks Of Being A Wallflower

30. Piercings? ears

31. Favorite movies? The Perks Of Being A Wallflower or Almost Famous

32. Fav song rn? Gypsy-Fleetwood Mac

33. What were u doing before this? Tumblr

34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn? Butter

37. Dogs or cats? both

38. Favorite flower? Roses

39. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do? who hasn’t

40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex? I used too

41. Have you ever loved someone? Yeah

42. Who would you like to see right now? DamonFizzy or GWay

43. Pizza or tacos? Pizza

44. Pronouns? She/her

45. Do you like to travel by plane? No

46. Right-handed or Left-handed? right

47. How many pillows do you sleep with? 2

48. Are you missing someone? Yes

49. Do you have a Tattoo? No

50. Anybody on myspace that you'd go on a date with? No

51. Do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed? If it’s open I don’t bother closing it

52. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? Yes

53. Do you use neos? No

54. Do you have a typing quirk? Yes, sadly

55. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No but my dad has, I want too

56. Who do you think reads these? me!!

57. Spotify or Apple music? Apple Music bcz my dad pays 4 it

58. Where are you? my bed

59. What's your plan for the day? sleep, school, shower

60. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? No

61. Do you chew your pens and pencils? Yes

62. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Yes

63. What do you dip Chicken Nuggets in? Sweat n sour soucs

64. Last person you hugged/kissed? My mom

65. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? No

66. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? Monday

67. Are you lazy? Yes

68. Are you stubborn? Yes

69. Who is better...Markiplier or Jack? I never watched either of them

70. Are you neurodivergent? never diagnosed

71. Afraid of heights? yes

72. Do you think musicals are cheesy? yes but I’m still in theatre so

73. Is Christmas stressful? yes

74. Coke or pepsi? Pepsi

75. Major annoyance right now? My cds are at my grandmas in a different city

76. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Vet

77. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes

78. Ever have a deja-vu feeling? All the time

79. Do you take a medication daily? My iron medication

80. Wear slippers? no

81. What do you wear to bed? comfy clothes idk

82. OTP 4ever? i still don’t know what otp means

83. Worst fandom you been in? Danganronpa

84. Cheetos Or Doritos? Cheetos, the skinny ones

85. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Sunflower seeds

86. Ever hear of, "dn"? Deez nuts

87. Ever taken martial arts? no

88. Hair up or down? down

89. Can you curl your tongue? Yes

90. Tiktok or vine? Musically

91. Ever cried because you were so happy? Probably

92. Minecraft or Roblox? Idk

93. Did you have a gacha-life phase? Yes

94. Regularly burn incense? What

95. Ever been in love? Yes

96. Hot tea or cold tea? sweet tea !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

97. What type of kid were you? I was always the weird kid, I still am

98. Are you silly or goofy? goofy forsure

99. Milfs or Dilfs? no

100. What type of mom are you? I haven’t even had my first boyfriend yet

4 notes · View notes

brick-a-doodle-do · 1 year

Note

You asked for this

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, and 30.

ORCHIDDDDD WHAT THE FUCK?? !!!!! I WILL ANSWER THESE GLADLY BUT WTFFF 😭

1 : sleeping in or getting an early start?

for weekends, sleeping in

2 : coffee or tea?

i don't really drink either but probably tea

3 : favorite breakfast food?

everything bagels with way too much butter

4 : opinion on brunch?

too fancy for me

5 : how many houseplants do you have?

personally speaking i own none (why take take of a plant if i can't take care of myself?) but my grandparents house has a lot of them that i don't know the count of,,,,

6 : favorite flower?

calendulas (did i spell that right?)

7 : things that always make you smile

interactions between ccs idk why i like them sm but like seeing crimebois orrr alliumduo interact brings such a smile to my face :D maybe it's just the ccs in general? okay people hanging out with tommy is what always makes me smile. okay tommy often makes me smile. but wil does too, and quackity. okay all the ccs make me smile :)

8 : tv show you're currently obsessed with?

unbreakable kimmy schmidt!! binging it atm and am obsessed with ittt 💕

9 : favorite smell and why

gas & those chemical induced markers. if you like them too then you know why :)

10 : your hopes/wishes for the coming week

actually i started like trying to lose weight so i'm hoping i can actually follow through with that instead of fantasizing about it like i do with everything

11 : have you ever been to any pride (activities)?

no i have not, but i'd absolutely love to!!

12 : tattoos or piercings on your wish list

for piercings i want one on my upper ear and MAYBE in my nose but i'm on the fence about that one,,,, and for tattoos i might get like a flower tattoo of a calendula or maybe a brick? lol that sounds dumb but idk. i also want another one but i'm embarrassed to say pff

13 : what helps you fall asleep?

ycgma :D i fall asleep to it every night

14 : any cleaning or organizing life hacks?

15 : tell a joke

why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side!!!!!!

16 : i already answered this one!

17 : a book you're currently reading

guided evolution on ao3 💪

18 : what video games do you play?

uhh i don't play video games that often. if i do it's minecraft or roblox or any free games i can find on steam & that one indie website i forget the name of. i also play 2480 or whatever it's called a lot OH OH OH and i love the oregon trail i play that a looot

19 : the last thing that made you laugh out loud

a family member of mine was ordering at a fast food place and they didn't have what the drink he wanted so he said really loudly "WATER PLEASE"

20 : a skill you would like to learn

i would like to develop my writing skills a bit more and learn how to cook better cuz it seems fun

21 : what color would you like to die your hair?

hmm i like my natural color but that's basic so if i HAD to pick one it'd probably be like pink tips? think my pfp's pink,,,

22 : what was the best food you had this week?

oh my god i was on vacation this week so everything was absolutely amazing!! literally everthing i ate would be on this list

23 : a song that makes you feel poweful

idk if it makes me feel powerful but i like am i ready (to be loved) by lizzo like that's a really cool soon the tempo is rlly good and he beat drop is just 😍

24 : how was your day today?

uhh not the best tbh

lots of tears today

25 : are there any big or small decisions you have to make?

at the moment no but if choosing to commit to the weight loss thing counts then yep

26 : if you could be doing anything you like right now, what would you do?

hmm that's kinda hard. there's one thing on the top of my mind rn but that's embarrassing to say so i'll go with continuing my binge of kimmy schmidt :D

27 : what characteristics make a person wonderful?

i've answered smth like this before but honestly it's the aura they give off. if i am alone in a car with them i don't want it to be awkward and completely silent. i want to be able to talk wit the person and yk make memories? i mean it's a given considering my love language is quality time lol

like taking walks with people and enjoying it is just >>>> the best feeling i'll automatically bond with that person even if they don't feel the same way

28 : what characteristics do you like about yourself?

next question

29 : do you play an instrument?

nope but i'm tempted to learn either guitar or piano

30 : how do you feel about this weekend?

uhh saturday was pretty good but today honestly was really hard

it was a fast weekend too so i rate it like a 5.8/10

THANK YOU ORCHID FOR THE ENTIRE LIST LMAO

#brickquiries #orchid brickling #brickquiries games

6 notes · View notes

ao3feed-crimeboys · 1 year

Text

this is not your loss, this is your offering

by seasonaldepressionclub

“If you wanna put it that way, uh, sure. See this tattoo?” Sneeg pointed to the crow on his arm. “I belong to the Crowfather. I run with his crowd, do some things for him, and I have protection and friendship. Crowfather took an interest in you two. That’s why I’m over here. Lucky you sat at this table and not the next one over.”

Techno couldn’t help but turn around to look at the table Sneeg was talking about. It held a similar demographic of people, but their tattoos were different. Instead of a crow tattoo, they had a tattoo of a poorly drawn chicken.

Really, it looked like a child drew it.

And it was all over these supervillains’ arms.

“Who’re they?”

“Those are Pollito’s people. Trust me, you’re better off with Crowfather. He has connections higher up and we could use talents like you.”

or, freshly imprisoned Wilbur and Techno must decide between rival prison gangs headed by Phil and Tommy in order to survive the hostile environment that is Pandora's Vault.

Words: 7019, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 5 of season's fight against god (3M godfight)

Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: Gen

Characters: Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Phil Watson | Philza, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Brendan Thro | Sneegsnag, Sam | Awesamdude

Relationships: Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade, TommyInnit & Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza, Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Sam | Awesamdude & TommyInnit, Kristin Rosales Watson/Phil Watson

Additional Tags: Villains, Government Experimentation, Alternate Universe - Prison, Avian Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Avian TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Blood God Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Siren Wilbur Soot, Evil Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Evil TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Emotional Manipulation, Kidnapping, Non-Consensual Drug Use, Supervillain TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Supervillain Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson is TommyInnit's Parent (Video Blogging RPF), Adoptive Parent Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Twins Wilbur Soot & Technoblade, Bittersweet Ending, Platonic Relationships, Baby TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Kid Wilbur Soot, Kid Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Dark Sleepy Bois Inc, Dark Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Violence, Dark Comedy, Parent Kristin Rosales Watson, Warden Sam | Awesamdude, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade-centric, Not Beta Read, Body Modification, Tattoos, Needles

#ao3feed #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #crimeboys #crime boys #crimebois #crime bois #mcyt #This is an automated process #If you see any fic that breaks boundaries #or the fic is yours and you don't want it shared send an ask #it will be looked at and removed if need be

0 notes

dzpenumbra · 2 years

Text

10/5/22

Weird day. Everything was off. Woke up and rushed to find groceries left on my porch for close to an hour. I think the food is all okay, there was a lot of chicken there. But it's cool out so I think it was fine. I got "breakfast" - half a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and an "emergency aka I don't want to make coffee Monster".

My mom came over and helped me sort my big pile of possessions that apparently just takes up half of my main room but I never really touch or look at. We sorted half of it a few days ago, today we tried to get the rest. I made it through a lot of it. Found old notepads with notes chronicling very difficult times. Times that should have been better. Well, maybe just could... I found some old lyrics that I don't remember writing, that's always a really cool feeling. Finding something that you wrote stream-of-consciousness and not recognizing that you were the author. It sounded like my style, but it was all new. Really cool experience when it's in lyric/poetry form, but really fucking weird how when I come across old journals and shit, stuff written in this format, I just kinda start freaking out a bit.

Freaking out is what I want to talk about, and fuck the whole "it's 7 AM, I should..." blah blah. Do I want to rush to sleep when it's already this late, or do I wanna work on my PTSD that I've been having like... a lot of attacks from lately. I've gotta do it sometime, and I spent the whole night just fucking off watching Twitch, playing Rimworld and rushing a not that great sketch for SketchDaily at 2AM. Let's break it up first though, start on a good note. I'm gonna go get the lyrics I found and share them with... well whoever reads this, I guess. If you stumbled across this and there isn't a Like (or whatever you guys call them on this site, I'm new, sorry. -_- ) then you are most likely the only other human being besides myself to hear these lyrics, so consider yourself very special!

I broke open the potion, motioning potently Hope my opening coping mechanisms, giving breath to living death We live in debt to thoughts that accost every sentimental pedal grinding cogs in the machine of dreams. Scream for serene mediocrity, premium property careening into poverty. So offer me your thoughts, you see I never let a picture of ghosts convict or repost my notes. Scoping venues of attack, cracking plastic masks we detach the masses with lactic acids and come back with passions, past visions of incisions digging deeper every second we progress. Stepping to the precipice, letting the second messages set and bet all my poker chips to open this Hopeless Opus. I know we'll overthrow this catastrophic masterpiece. At last I see. Rising from the ashes like a phoenix, taking flight into the Stars.

I think I'll call it "Hopeless Opus". And I think I'm gonna put it in my poetry book. I found it crumpled up in one of my storage bins or cardboard boxes of stuff on the floor. It's probably about 7-10 years old. I probably haven't read it since I wrote it. My house is full of this stuff. Poetry, sketches, half-finished projects, notebooks full of dream journals and sketches and doodles and minecraft diagrams and reference sheets for minecraft builds and notes for Subnautica recipes or Diablo 3 Rift run time-to-loot ratios. Shit like that. Chock full of it. It's pretty weird how this is just like... kinda normal to people in my world. Like... no one really looks at the shit I make and goes "We need to save that, we need to frame that and put it on a wall." Nope. This... We're getting to the root of my freakout today, by the way, so if you can feel that momentum, that intense gravity well in my writing that's just sucking this paragraph over towards this topic, that's what's goin on. Here we go. So let me set the scene.

I went to get my container that had... well basically all of my non-medical grade tattoo supplies. You see... there's a complete arc to my life story that I haven't really touched on here, and that I guess I don't often tell people. Well, I mean... it just doesn't really come up anymore? I guess? I don't know. So, when I decided my whole "custom graphics drawn on anything" store thing wasn't gonna work if I just tried to do it all myself (back in 2010), I decided to pursue tattoos. I mean, it's was a similar idea, and I did draw on skin a lot, and designed my own tattoos, right? So fuck it, let's go be a tattooist. I talked to my tattoo artist when I was getting a piece done by her, I still have the hand-drawn custom text font original sitting around somewhere. She kinda mangled the tattoo of it, to be honest. But I compulsively forgive, so like... it's not like it's permanent... But honestly, I'm more upset with where this went.

I asked her where she apprenticed, how to get into tattooing, if she's looking to take on an apprentice, that whole thing. She told me of this Tattoo School thing the next state over, she said she did that and just got licensed and set up shop. So... I cashed in my Americorps money and put it towards going to this school. I got tons of experience, and met some people. But I was kinda dumped out of the school back to my home state after. No one kept in touch. I met up with one of the guys I went with a few winters later, but it was weird, I was older and bought them booze and sat around sober at their party until I got bored and drove home. So... yeah, not the best scene, kinda super depressing actually now that I look back at it. So... yeah. I reached back out to my former artist, really hoping to follow up on finishing my hours under her. She shut me down. I shit you not. I had an art degree, I trusted her with 4 of my tattoos, she had no apprentice at the time and I went to the program she pointed me towards - the one she graduated from. And she turned me down.

So I went home and set up shop to do work for friends if they wanted it, two people took me up on it. Most of my work the next few years was tattoo design and portraiture commissions. I heard through the grapevine, from my best friend at the time who got one of the pieces she commission from me done by my old artist. I swear, at that point she probably inked more of my originals than her own... I'm a bit bitter... I heard that she had a new apprentice. That it was some teenage, maybe early 20s scene chick or something? Probably someone to just work the counters and clean or some shit.

I was dead in the water with tattooing. I didn't have any connections I could think of. The lady that ran the tattoo school moved down to Florida. The kid that had me buy beer worked at his dad's shop, they opened a new shop at some point I think? Fuck if I know. That whole thing was weird. But that kid tattooed a piece on my leg, so... weird how that's weird, I guess.

I didn't know anyone else. So I just went it alone. And fell back into design. Yeah. So just a few years ago, the winter before the pandemic, I went to a vocational rehabilitation program at the state offices. It was awkward as fuck. But the lady was really nice and her kids watched Twitch so she at least had an idea of what a livestream was. She hooked me up with an interview at an animal shelter as a dude who would be basically scooping cat shit and getting super bonded to animals, then watching them be put to death because they don't have a home to go to. And the lady who didn't hire me made a very fucking smart choice not hiring my ass. She saved me a lifetime of sleepless nights. The other meeting I had was with a tattoo shop like 3 towns over. They get a lot of good press, I had heard their name a lot. I showed up to the meeting about 30 minutes early, it was very early morning for me, probably around 8 or 9 AM. It was winter, and I'm just sitting in my car with the heater on trying to keep my music down, looking through my portfolio from years ago on my phone, waiting for the shop to open.

I went in, they seated me in the waiting area. They were still opening up and shit. I have no idea why this guy would schedule me first thing in the morning... that was really weird, in hindsight... but yeah, there I was, looking through their flashbooks on the table to get a feel for their styles, to familiarize myself with it, see if there were common trends I could bring up. I mean, they could be my future coworkers, I should be cool about it and not just brag and show off the whole time.

The guy brings me in to his booth. I start talking about my work and showing him some pieces on my phone. He was acting pretty aloof and, I don't know, distant I guess? Maybe he was just confused or tunnel-visioned or something. After the conversation was visibly not working for both of us, I don't really know what happened exactly, it was a few years ago... but he made it clear that he thought I was here for a tattoo appointment, and I was very clearly there for a job interview. He went on to start telling me a story about how he did an apprenticeship once, and the guy went to a town probably 40 minutes away from him, over a mountain range, and set up a shop in a remote rural area. He claimed the guy stole his business, ripped him off essentially, and set up a competing business in his area or some shit. I heard stories about this mentality in the school.

I very clearly didn't get the apprenticeship. I tried to explain that I just needed hours and that I was planning on leaving the state anyway so like... it's not the end of the world... but it was a hard no. And I really should have guessed seeing that when I looked at the site after, the only people in the shop were him, his wife, his daughter and her boyfriend/fiancee/husband/whatever. No clue why that dude agreed to set up a meeting with me, honestly. That was actually really shitty of him. Maybe he just wasn't thinking or something. Weird shit.

So that's pretty much where I just said fuck the tattoo thing. It was never my favorite medium. Nervewracking, stressful, tactilely overwhelming. It was good money, but it was never my favorite. It had its spiritual angles that appealed, and I got pretty good at it for a while, but I laid that baton down that day. I haven't really looked back since. Fuck that shit.

Then I reconnected with another friend from way back. He wanted to pursue tattooing, and actually turned down an apprenticeship that was offered to him. This was at like late spring/early summer of the pandemic. I offered him all of my tattoo gear. For free. My coil machines, my needles, my inks, even my rotary and the cartridges for it. They were relics from a bygone era. It's not the life for me. He turned them down. He wanted to do it his way. You know, the same reason he turned down the apprenticeship. That thing. So, yeah.

Today. I got the bin of tattoo stuff. The stuff that wasn't medical grade. The sketches, the prototypes, the piles of unused transfer paper (that would have been used as tattoo stencils). I mean, like over 100. IN THE TRASH. My old catalogue from 2013. IN THE TRASH. I debated throwing away the script from the highschool play I was in that my bandmate's friend was in. The one who played bass for us on stage in a Spiderman suit. I started to get stuck. I threw away some of my art today. Sketches, failed prototypes, but so much of it that it just. All of it hit me. Really hard.

I can't even really explain what happened. I just got really... offended, I guess? Or... just insanely deeply acutely depressed all at once? Or something. I really want to try and articulate this feeling, because then I can remember it for when it inevitably hits again. I was sad and angry and outraged and hurt all at the same time. I felt like if I'm such a talented artist, why the fuck does no one want any of my shit?! If I'm so good and skilled, why the hell is it all going into the trash. I feel in that moment like the kid who had his art pinned to the fridge having to take his own work down and put it in the trash himself, and learn through doing - not from being told in a kind, caring and fair way - that he is not a good artist. He will not be a professional artist. He is not talented enough, and no one will even tell him what skills to improve. No one will even tell him where he's going wrong, what he's missing. They just say "it's great, you're very talented" and then walk the fuck away. So a lot of me just goes, "okay, they're clearly just trying to be polite" and try to figure out what I could make better. But that shit was making me a perfectionist, and I'm very susceptible to OCD habits, so I tried to break free from it. I tried to engage - "what do you like about it? who is your favorite character? what could I do better?" Shit like that. But they're usually out the door by then.

So I bitched to the only person in the world helping me with anything about how no one helps me. About all that. And how I wish people would just tell me that I suck to my face so I can just put an end to all this crap. So I don't have to keep going on deluding myself into thinking I have a future with this. That part of me is very convincing, he makes very compelling points. It's hard to let him speak when I don't fully accept his narrative. I truly know I have talent. I do. But when every bit of evidence in front of you is screaming "the only reason people don't want shit is because they don't like it"... and you fight back against that? When you're the only person that wants your shit? That's just egotism. It's narcissism. I fucking hate it. So rock, meet hard place. Me sandwiched between.

So in that moment, I search for meaning. I search for exemptions to this damned if I do, damned if I don't situation. I explain how I wouldnt have this problem if people valued my shit. How demeaning it is that people can't even bother to go to my print shop that's been up for like 2 years. Why? Because... I mean... I don't know? Why is this hard? Just give people my Instagram, my profile has a link on it. I mean that's just like... How. Fucking. Lazy. Are People?! Do you need me to swipe your card for you too? I mean come on here. I think I literally said that to my Mom, like "I could hold a tablet with the shop up and Pay Now button on the damn screen and I'd still have to pull their arm over to press the screen." And you say you like my shit? You say it's good? It's like bargain bin prices too, it's super insulting. So yeah, you can probably tell by how worked up I am now how irritated I was getting there.

So yeah. A long path to get to that place. And that place was clearly a combination of a lot of intensely stressful and life-changing moments. A large nerve cluster at the center where this web of experiences meet. I guess they call that "complex trauma"? I don't know the jargon.

After a while of trying to get through that, eventually it kinda just faded down I guess, I don't know how. I really don't remember a ton. Maybe I let it go or something, I don't know. But the whole time I was just... I don't know... waiting to hear something different. Waiting to hear someone say "you better not give up on this." "You have a gift, you need to see it through, you've already come this far, don't give up now." Shit like that. Not like, you need to get better at marketing. Not like, you need to make more friends. Not like, you need to figure out how to fix this yourself. These are the sentiments I read from the situation, there's a reason they're not direct quotes.

So yeah, a bit of a Yin and Yang here in this journal that I was going to depressedly skip and just try to pass out, but instead stayed up until 8:30 AM typing because fuck it, I need to get this shit out and it's a rollercoaster of a story. I'm glad I got to share the poetry too, I think it's very relevant to a lot of what I'm dealing with here, at least parts of it.

I can feel myself winding down. Thank you for reading if you did. This is the story of how my career went to shit. But it led me to freelance, streaming and content creation, so in the end, this may be a better life for me than the one I was signing up for. I guess we'll have to see!

#diary #journal #stream of thoughts #spilled thoughts #online journal #stream of conscious writing #mental health #my story #tattoo apprentice

0 notes

wnderkoo · 2 years

Text

anything for you | jjk

summary: in which jungkook lets you do his skincare pairing: jungkook x female reader word count: 1k - short n sweet genre: fluff, established relationship warnings: one (1) reference to sex

Jeon Jungkook is a confident man, comfortable with his sexuality and not afraid to look a little less than manly sometimes. With a full sleeve of tattoos and enough piercings to make a conservative mother faint, he's definitely painted himself as the bad boy type.

But despite his closet of black and greys, Jungkook couldn't be any more of a soft boy for you.

The two of you had met in college. He was the stereotypical frat boy who partied more than he studied yet still managed to get good grades, and you were the pretty girl who sat next to him in Psychology and didn't pay him any mind. Something about you had him hooked, and after weeks of pining and borderline cheesy romantic gestures, you finally let him take you out on a date. He'd shown up at your door with a bouquet of roses, and with the smile that graced your face that night- it didn't take long for him to know you were the one.

⠀

Ever since then, you've had him wrapped around your pretty little finger.

⠀

Jungkook had come home from a long day at work, ready to just collapse onto the bed and fall asleep with you in his arms, but from the moment he toed his shoes off and saw you on the couch, a twinkle in your eyes, he knew you were up to something.

He eyed you carefully as he walked to the couch, leaning down to give you a quick kiss before he sat beside you. You hop up, padding off to the kitchen to heat up some dinner for your boyfriend- having already eaten earlier when Jungkook messaged you to eat without him since he'd be home late, threatening to fill your house in Minecraft with cows if you didn't.

"Thank you baby," He smiled when you returned to the living room with a plate of chicken stir-fry and handed it to him with a kiss on the cheek.

You sat beside him on the couch, legs tucked underneath you as you patiently waited for him to finish his food.

Jungkook lasts about five minutes before your silent anticipation starts to drown him.

⠀

"What is it?" he asked dully.

⠀

His eyes rolled when you gave a surprised hum and pretended like you didn't know what he was asking and Jungkook flicked your forehead lightly.

⠀

"Out with it, pretty girl."

⠀

Pet names didn't always give you butterflies like they did to most people, but Jungkook had a habit of taking the things that didn't phase you, and turn them into things that had you smitten.

You had always disliked the idea of being serenaded, thought the idea of someone coming to your balcony and singing you a song on their guitar was stupid- but when Jungkook showed up at your door playing a rendition of Queen's Love of my Life, you burst out crying within the first verse.

With time, the pet names started to grow on you. Your personal favourite was pretty girl, along with the occasional groan that accompanied it when you were bouncing on his cock.

⠀

"y/n?"

⠀

You were brought out of your quickly dirtying thoughts by Jungkook's soft voice.

⠀

"Oh," you said, ears burning.

⠀

"I was just wondering if you'd want to do my skincare with me." The idea had come to you when you were in the shower this morning, and you had been excited to ask him about it all day. You decided to wait till he got home from work so that if he said no you could guilt him with your sad face.

Jungkook stared at the hopeful spark in your eye. Despite you trying to keep your face calm and unbothered, Jungkook could tell you really wanted this.. and even if he was exhausted, he wasn't about to let you go to sleep disappointed, or worse, upset.

⠀

"Sure baby,"

⠀

A smile tugged at his lips when your face lit up before you paused and leveled him with a skeptical look. "You're not just saying yes so I won't get mad at you, right?"

"Course not, sunshine. Put that shit all on my face." Jungkook grinned, patting your cheek.

His heart undeniably swelled at the enormous smile that erupted on your face.

And that was how Jungkook found himself in this odd predicament- your legs on either side of his waist as you straddled his lap, a pair of tweezers in your hands as you plucked to your heart's content.

"Fuck!" Jungkook exclaims for the umpteenth time. You were plucking his eyebrows and he was not taking it well, hands gripping your waist hard enough to bruise.

"For someone with a million tattoos and piercings, you sure are acting like a little bitch." You tease, taking the moment Jungkook glares at you to pluck another hair out, which earns you another curse.

You can't help the laugh thay escapes you when you see Jungkook's eyes start to tear up. You lean down and pepper his face with kisses before deciding he'd suffered enough.

Jungkook watches with equal parts adoration and horror as you take out more tubes and bits and pieces from the pile of skincare products you'd run into your bedroom to get just half an hour earlier.

He lets you rub some creams and serums onto his skin, not having a single clue what they do. His heart smiles as you animatedly explain each products purpose when he asks.

Five minutes later Jungkook has a pink bunny headband on his head, keeping his hair out the way while you apply a face mask onto his face. He shivers beneath you and mutters about how it's 'so fucking cold', making you roll your eyes.

As much as he pretends to hate it, you can tell by the way his thumb carresses your hip as he holds your waist with his hands, that Jungkook wouldn't want to be anywhere else

Once you apply your own, you lean back against the couch and take his hand in yours and pass the time watching the random rom-com playing on TV.

"Thank you for doing this with me," You smile, truly appreciative of your boyfriend who indulges all of your shinanegins. Jungkook gazes down at you with a loving smile before leaning down to peck your lips, careful of the face mask.

"Anything for my girl,"

⠀

i wrote this at like 1am im delirious

taglist: @mwitsmejk

#bts #jeon jungkook #bts fic #jungkook fanfic #jungkook fluff #bts fanfic #jungkook #bts fluff

695 notes · View notes

dinosaurtsukki · 3 years

Text

haikyuu!! + things they were doing on the internet when they were like... 12

a/n: is this also a call-out post for myself and a way to make fun of things i did? yes

Hinata: playing those free to play weird-ass games on y8.com when he’s not fighting over the computer with his sister

Kageyama: watching ‘top ten best sets in volleyball games with slow-motion’ again and again until his sister taught him how to use youtube

Tsukishima: writing long essays that he posts on facebook about how much twilight sucks and how much he hates it. definitely had a twilight phase

Yamaguchi: secretly writing twilight fanfiction and posting them on wattpad. he got pretty famous for them but he’ll never talk about it

Ennoshita: played Feeding Frenzy a lot. like, a Lot. this man was a literal god

Tanaka: MAKING PUNK/EMO EDITS OF HIS FAVORITE CELEBRITIES. his masterpiece was punk harry styles feat. 6 earrings and a neck tattoo

Nishinoya: watching american ninja warrior compilations but the ones with ‘eye of the tiger’ edited over them to make them extra awesome

Daichi: coming up with his own inspirational quotes that are kind of terrible like ‘even though i’ve been beaten down, i’ll always get back up’ and posting them on facebook thinking that he’ll inspire people somehow

Sugawara: watching ‘Hetalia Ep. 25 VIETSUB|SPN|ENG subtitles pt. 2/28′ on youtube. either that or ouran high school host club idk this guy had a phase

Asahi: taking a whole bunch of those ‘what your fashion says about you’ quizzes until he eventually made one himself as well as a polyvore account

Oikawa: reading and writing doctor who fanfiction before eventually getting into sherlock and supernatural. yes, he shipped destiel. yes, the destiel canon thing on november ruined him

Iwaizumi: he was really into looking up random animal videos like ‘tarantula vs. scorpion fight’ and stuff like monster bug wars from animal planet and when oikawa made fun of his search history he figured out how to delete it

Hanamaki: vibing to the Phineas and Ferb songs playlist that he made on youtube (of course the aglet song is his favorite one)

Matsukawa: a true tumblr child and was there when this hellsite was first birthed. he remembers the tumblr wars between the fandom and the hipster blogs all too well

Ushijima: didn’t know what the internet was until tendou realized he didn’t have a skype so he made an account for him. until now, ushijima’s status still says ‘hi, wakatoshi here’

Tendou: watching a whole bunch of minecraft song parodies on youtube before eventually making them himself

Semi: either learning guitar through youtube videos or looking up ‘how to play lucky by jason mraz EASY VERSION | NO BAR CHORDS’

Shirabu: he used only Google+ as his social media and wondered why he wasn’t getting any friends

Goshiki: this kid was blessed to be twelve years old when the lego movie came out so he most definitely just used the internet to listen to ‘everything is awesome’ again and again

Kuroo: definitely a fandom kid, one of those from the six major book fandoms (hp, pjo, hg). used to run a fricking roleplay group on tumblr and his oc’s always have a Dark Backstory

Kenma: youguysaregonnacomeformebut--- SONIC THE HEDGEHOG FANFICTION OKAY BYE

Yaku: playing Pet Society on facebook. is it such a coincidence to see him so decked out and rich now when his pet had the same lifestyle? nO

Lev: playing those papa louie games (papa’s pizzeria, papa’s burgeria, etc) and trying to force the game to crash by serving customers 500 chicken wings

Bokuto: as soon as he got a skype account, he’d pretty much voice call anyone and everyone he saw had an ‘active’ status on but his friends didn’t have the heart to switch their status to ‘inactive’

Akaashi: was the king of making ‘which ___ character would be into you (for girls and gays only!!!)’ quizzes that are very detailed. he’d even make a whole character profile with a ‘how you met them’ at the end

Atsumu: used to secretly watch episodes of ‘boys over flowers’ and ‘meteor garden’ on the computer when he was alone at home. eventually got into girl’s generation and super junior

Osamu: a master at playing poptropica and even had a whole gig making poptropica walkthroughs for other people. sometimes he’d play club penguin and get himself kicked out for swearing just for fun

Suna: looking up ‘demons by imagine dragons with lyrics’ on youtube and just playing it on loop. his desktop wallpaper says ‘don’t get too close, it’s dark inside’

Kita: didn’t know what the internet was until suna and aran took pity on him and helped him create a facebook account. until now, his profile pic is still a picture of his jersey number and he has 99+ unchecked notifications

Sakusa: his cousin introduced him to sims. except, sakusa doesn’t play ‘for fun’ but to vicariously live the average salaryman life through his virtual character (he named him steve)

▸ 🎕 ┈┈┈┈ 🎕 ┈┈┈┈ 🎕 ┈┈┈┈ 🎕 ┈┈┈┈ 🎕 ◂

taglist (check out my post for details on being part of my taglist):@montys-chaos @miyumtwins @strawberriimilkshake @pocubo @sugawara-sweetheart @akaashisbabydoll @laure-chan @therainroguefanfiction @atetiffdoesart @stephdaninja @oikaw-ugh @charliefredb @dramaqueenweeb1469 @tremblinghearts @applepienation @doodleniella @haikyuu-my-love @waitforitillwritemywayout @kattykurr @atsumusdomain @goodfoodxoxoxo @ah-kaashi @guardianangelswings @definitely-yours @amberalisa @whootwhoot @liz-multifandom-hotel @kac-chowsballs @procrastination-lady

346 notes · View notes

commander-kirschtein · 3 years

Text

warrior modern!au quirk headcanons

some random headcanons of our favourite warriors and what i think they’d be like in a modern!au (includes zeke, porco, pieck, colt, falco and gabi - reiner, annie and bertholdt are included in the 104th version which you can read here) hope you enjoy - mac

masterlist

zeke jaeger:

such a dick when it comes to driving - will pull out on people, refuses to give way, if he thinks you’re driving too slow he’ll tailgate behind you. and god forbid you’re a passenger in his car - at times you’ll be holding on for dear life because zeke decides the speed limit for himself. also don’t you dare eat or leave rubbish in his car unless you want him to kick you out on the side of the road.

does a lot of travelling - probably has a bucket list to visit so many countries in the world and visit all the heritage site. and you best believe he brings it up in every conversation.

when he’s busy doing something, he will mumble his internal monologue under his breath.

he is a ‘don’t talk to me until i’ve had my morning coffee’ kinda person.

has the most ineligible handwriting - like a doctor’s note/russian cursive kind of handwriting (so does grisha - it runs in the family.)

porco galliard:

definitely has a thing for tattoos - mainly in places where they’re not too noticeable - maybe one on his chest, one on his ankle, another near his hipbone (although i can also see him with a sleeve and it would look amazing.)

doesn’t smoke but he’s always carrying a lighter - he likes to play with it (which he thinks makes him look really intimating - it doesn’t, especially when he fumbles and struggles to get it to light properly.)

had an obsession with dinosaurs as a kid. literally his whole room was dinosaur themed and had a dinosaur birthday party for three years in a row (he pretends it didn’t happen but marcel would bring it up all the time.)

if he ever gets a slight pain in his body he goes straight to google - looks up all his symptoms and convinces himself that he’s dying.

porco has terrible eyesight. but he refuses to wear glasses in front of people so is always wearing contacts. but just imagine one day he realises he’s out of contacts and has to wear glasses for the whole day - his world would come crashing and it would take some major convincing for him to even get anything done that day.

pieck finger:

pieck is like a magpie - if she sees pretty things she will collect them. this will be anything from jewellery to loose buttons, cool looking coins, shells from the beach - she’ll put them all in a jar together.

she definitely had an emo phase. i can see her with black eyeliner, probably had a myspace page, definitely cried when my chemical romance broke up.

likes to doodle on things. when writing notes for a class, her page will be half notes and half little drawings of random things that have nothing to do with what she’s making notes about. especially likes to draw flowers and little sketches of things she can see out the window - and following from this, she probably spends a lot of time daydreaming.

has very vivid dreams and writes everything down in a dream journal - is able to lucid dream too. if she has a dream about you, no matter how weird, she will tell you with no shame.

very eco conscious - would probably buy a lot of clothes thrifted, would use shampoo/conditioner bars, would go to refill stores instead of buying brand new.

colt grice:

super sensible with money - like if he has the intention to save money he would actually do it and wouldn’t spend any of it.

owns several houseplants and would actually manage to keep them alive for longer than 2 months.

would always write people thank you cards if they gave him a present for his birthday or christmas - a text would not be sufficient, it would have to be a handwritten card.

when he was younger, he did a paper round and would walk people’s dogs for pocket money. he loves dogs and would definitely get one once he gets his own place.

but he also likes cats!! if he saw a cute cat on the road he would stop to pet and fuss it (would get super pouty if he did a pspsps and the cat ignored him and ran off.)

falco grice:

doesn’t like things to touch when he eats - also a very picky eater. one of those kids that will just have a diet of chicken nuggets and pizza (refuses to eat vegetables - colt would have to pay him $10 before he’d even consider putting a piece of broccoli in his mouth.)

would ask you if you have games on your phone.

never bothers unlacing his shoes and forces his feet into them - colt tells him off for it but he still does it (and consequently goes through too many pairs of shoes.)

does fornite dances in public. and definitely plays minecraft and watches minecraft/fornite youtubers - plays it at a really loud volume much to the annoyance of colt.

is that kid who’s broken every bone in his body - literally gets taken to the emergency department every 6 months for an injury he got while doing something stupid.

gabi braun:

threatens to fight everything - people, animals, inanimate objects - she wants to fight it (never actually would though, she just wants to seem tough.)

super snarky and sarcastic towards adults - if you’ve ever played the ‘last of us,’ i feel like gabi would be very similar to ellie in the fact that she’s got a retort back to everything. and despite being a kid has such a habit of swearing, like where did you learn all of those words child??

has an obsession with insects and creepy crawlies. when everyone is screaming because there’s a spider, gabi is screaming too but out of excitement. she’d pick it up and chase people with it (mainly falco who tries to run but gabi catches up too quick and shoves it in his face.)

despite being ‘tough’ she still sleeps with a night light and her stuffed animal she’s had since she was a baby.

halloween is her favourite time of the year. she loves everything about it - candy, dressing up, scaring the living daylights out of people - it’s her kinda holiday.

#i love writing these so much #i know they can be kinda random but they all just feel right for each character #sorry but zeke is a massive dick (but i am attracted to guys who are dicks so it's fine)#attack on titan #aot #attack on titan headcanons #shingeki no kyojin #snk #zeke jaeger #zeke yeager #porco galliard #pieck finger #colt grice #falco grice #gabi braun

192 notes · View notes

dsmpkinfessions · 3 years

Note

okay but does anyone remember making things that *weren't* in minecraft? like me and techno in my philza timeline would make pine-berry tea (a mixture of pine/spruce needles and sweetberries) and dandelion all the time, and we'd make things like soaps when crops went to seed (i remember specifically carrot soap and wheat soap), and stews, because you can not tell me the only soups we're limited to are mushroom soup, rabbit stew, and soup with flowers in it, nah i remember making beef stews, pork roasts, chicken noodle soup, all sorts of things. plus we'd ferment berries and wheat and make alcohol!

and kind of a universal in all my kins is that parts from animals would be used to make things, bone marrow got mixed with sugar and made marshmallows, cocoa powder and milk and sugar and other things made chocolate, wheat would make not-quite-graham-crackers, my wilbur and tubbo kins remember distinctly that after the war for l'manburg there was a big bonfire made in its walls and we made smores and sung songs.

minecraft is a coward in how it limits us to certain things, i remember so many different things from so many timelines. flower-based inks, sushi, apple pies and meat pies, ciders of all kinds, and so much more. i even remember in my wilbur timeline directly stating how there's so much room for creativity in the world because the gods wanted us to have a part in creation. where chance for creation lied people *would* create. gosh, i miss it all, i miss making body-safe inks with tommy and ranboo as tubbo so we could give each other matching tattoos when we were young, dumb, and nobody watched over us. i miss making a cart and filling it with bottles and taking it down to the ocean so i could get salt water and boil it down into salt to make erets cooking just a little better as wilbur. the art of creation was something both my techno and philza timelines held in such high regard.

long story short: mojang you are cowards for not seeing all the room for creation in your game

#🦂🩸

#absolutely agree mate!!!!#🦂🩸#philza kin #technoblade kin #wilbur kin #tubbo kin #dream smp kin #dsmp kin

20 notes · View notes

clockworkwhiskey · 3 years

Text

instead of ppl asking me to do this i’m just gonna do it for the sake of being bored

Color Asks

red: describe your favorite shirt

i don’t have one but if i do, it’s prob one that makes my titties look big

orange: if you could, would you change your eye color? why? to what color, if so?

yes, to blue because that would be kinda sexy on a poc

yellow: name of an artist you think is underappreciated

billie eilish. she’s very much appreciated but i still think she deserves more. also, arlo parks is a legitimate one

green: do you have a favourite flower?

vaginas maybe i don’t really like flowers like that

blue: preferred type of weather?

idk if this is weather but las vegas at night bc its dark n still warm bitch i THRIVE

purple: a poem you think describes your closest friend

to this day by shane koyczan could make me think of everyone i’ve ever met in my whole life so theres that

magenta: do you keep your fingernails long or short?

short unless i get them did okiiiiiir

turquoise: favorite sea animal?

seals, sea otters, or sea lions omg them thangs can cuddle me at night any night i love them

fuchsia: favorite land animal?

maybe hamsters but also dogs n cats idk i love all animals that aren’t bugs or reptiles

cyan: are you religious? spiritual?

religiously and spiritually that bitch

sea green: can you fold a fitted sheet?

yes

violet: are you a part of the lgbt+ community?

yes

amber: what's saved as your phone's lockscreen?

one of billie eilish’s vogue shots LOL

aqua: do you thrift?

yes but not as much as i used to

pink: what's your natural hair color?

black in the winter but it gets sun bleached easily so probably brown to light brown in the summer if i get out enough

beige: have any pets? what're their names?

mason, kelso, keagan, and berry wherever they all are now. i’m a slut for adopting pets with others

black: would you ever try going vegetarian or vegan?

i did and it lasted 2.5 days but i’ll try again when i have my own place i just really love chicken

coral: an animal you wish hadn't gone extinct

humans before social media

grey: how many languages do you speak? do you want to learn any more?

english, spanish & asl but i’m not fluent in those last two so idk if that counts

maroon: do you care for clothing brands?

rose: favourite scent on a person?

pheromones

charcoal: have you ever been camping?

yes *gags*

claret: do you play an instrument? do you want to learn to play any?

yes and i’d like to be an exceptional violin player

copper: gold or silver jewelry?

silver

cream: any piercings or tattoos? do you want any?

yes n yes more peas

salmon: how many pairs of sunglasses do you own?

i truthfully don’t even know

ebony: would you ever want to play a game on television? (jeopardy, family fued, etc)

YES

indigo: have you ever lived on a farm?

emerald: if you had the option, would you choose to move and live in another country? which one?

yes n idk where yet but ill figure that out someday

lavender: relationship status?

i’m dating billie eilish n ashley lumba

erin: what was/is your best school subject?

math or english

mauve: any unpopular opinions?

we should all have sex with one another

fulvous: another name you think would suit you

venus

coconut: a subject you enjoy learning about

everything

frost: a -core you enjoy

a WHAT

porcelain: an tv show you used to love

american idol or the walking dead LOL

fawn: any interesting family stories?

one christmas, the police swarmed my grandmas house cause my uncles bashed in someones knees with bats hahahahahha

gold: do you wear your socks mismatched?

yes

honey: your thoughts on magic- does it exist?

yes

rust: form of art you enjoy doing?

masturbating

ginger: any sideblogs?

cherry: YouTubers you enjoy watching?

binging with babish

wine: do you have a 'type'

physically no but mentally yes

mahogany: your sun, moon, and rising signs

leo sun, aquarius moon, scorpio rising

blood: twin beds, queen, or king?

california king

hot pink: did you/do you had/have strong feelings against the color pink?

no but i have strong feelings towards the color pink we love her

plum: a food you've never tried

caviar

lilac: dogs, cats, or fish?

no fish

amethyst: do you collect anything?

yes

mulberry: earbuds or headphones?

earbuds for public headphones for private

azure: jean jackets?

sure

teal: have a job?

unfortunately

denim: kill the spider or take it outside?

die!!!!

sapphire: do you think you can sing well?

sometimes

mint: favourite flavour of gum?

mint

pecan: shuffle your playlist, what's the first song that comes up?

my boy - billie eilish

penny: icecream or cake

i dont like either unless its icecream from coldstone or that cheap chocolate cake w white frosting on it thats so sweet, u get cardiac arrest lol

ash: can you do your own makeup?

yes but not well

jade: ever written fanfiction?

i don’t think so

grape: how many blogs do you follow?

its in the high hundreds i think

umber: do you brush your teeth before you eat?

yes but i try not to within an hour of eating cause itll taste n feel weird

chestnut: type of phone you have

i think its an 11 pro max

prussian blue: what's your first choice at the vending machine

chips

aquamarine: beach or pool

beach

brass: least favorite food condiment

relish

mustard: how much sugar in your tea/coffee?

not too much

silver: ever broken a bone?

rose quartz: rings or necklaces

necklaces

onyx: do you still play Minecraft?

burgundy: ever ridden a motorcycle?

i dont think so

scarlet: favorite holiday

thanksgiving

apricot: opinion on 3 in 1 body wash/hair wash

please god no

platinum: do you follow politics?

yes

magnolia: your Instagram handle?

vincentvangoghsrightear

#Source: toasty-brain-juice

1 note · View note