#menace of an mc
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Mcs at mammon's funeral: can I have a moment alone with him?
Asmo: of course *leaves*
Mc leaning over mammon's coffin: I know you're not dead dipshit
Mammon: yeah no shit
#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me asmo#obey me mammon x mc#obey me mammon x you#obey me mammon x reader#obey me mammon#obey me mc#menace of an mc#mc is a literal savage and gives no fucks
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Mc attacking demons because they know they can't really get hurt
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#this tav is not a durge#but she is a gd menace#mystra if you’re reading this I’m beating you with a lead pipe#wyll ravengard#shadowheart#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#lae’zel#karlach#astarion#astarion ancunin#mc: Miri Twohorns#bg3 wyll#dnd#bard#losing my religion#REM losing my religion#bg3 spoilers#bg3#baldurs gate 3#morights#(ps I am working on a piece still with that shade of green)
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[Lucifer opens the door to see MC in a cage fight with a lower demon and a crowd cheering]
Mammon: Left hook, look out! I got money on ya!
MC: (Tackles and knocks the demon out)
Diavolo (announcing): Ohhh and they're out!!! The winner is MC!!!
[Mixed cheers and boo's]
All the brothers except Mammon: Oh shit Lucifer is back home early-
Lucifer:
Lucifer: Mammon?
The brothers: (nodding)
Lucifer:
Lucifer: Put me and Mammon in there next
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edit: an awesome comic of this was done by the wonderful bahbahsven, check it out c':
#my menace MC Enzo inspired this because him and mammon would come up with shit like this lol#they never give poor Luci a break... anyway it was nice knowing you Mammon!#obey me#obey me headcanons#obey me shitpost#obey me humor#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me mc#obey me diavolo#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me imagines#om! mc enzo content#shitpostcifer#obey me crack#◇˖・ﾟ— › cosmic obey me . ⊹
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Do y'all remember how there was this trend where girls would mess with their bf's or smth by putting liquid latex or smth on their faces, and just say it's their monthly shed to mess, and get their reaction? Imagine MC being a menace they do the same thing with the demon brothers and even has Solomon backing them up like:
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MC: Oh, it looks like my monthly shed has come.
Mammon: Your monthly wha!?
Levi: Y-you mean like a snake..?
Solomon: Yeah, it's something humans get, we monthly shed.
Lucifer: I have never heard of that before...
Satan: I've never read that before..
#I can sort of imagine that Satan has read how lizards eat their own shed for nutrients#and him asking if humans do the same when MC says that humans shed#Obey Me Lucifer#Obey Me Mammon#Obey Me Levi#Obey Me Leviathan#Obey Me Satan#Obey Me Asmo#Obey Me Asmodeus#Obey Me Beel#Obey Me Beelzebub#Obey Me Belphie#Obey Me Belphie for#Obey Me MC#Obey Me Solomon#MC being a menace
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Teen!MC: *walking with Lucifer while the others follow behind* Wait wait wait, so you're telling me you can actually read into other people's memories?!
Lucifer: Yes, didn't I just tell you? Nothing's impossible for me.
Asmo: *whispers to Satan* He's SO gonna regret saying that later...
Teen!MC: Nothing's impossible for you? Nothing? Like nothing at all?
Satan: Yes, he will. Because the questions will start...
Teen!MC: Then... *lits up*
Satan: *smirks* Now.
Teen!MC: *excited* Can you become invisible?!
Lucifer: I– *realizes he's made a grave mistake* Yes MC, I can become invisible...
Asmo: *giggles* It's so cute when they get like that.
Teen!MC: Can you...turn into a wolf?!
Mammon: Pff...look at Lucifer's face, he's already regrettin' it...!
Lucifer: *annoyed* Yes, MC. I can turn into a wolf.
Teen!MC: A snake?!
Belphie: Hehe...
Lucifer: *facepalms* I can turn into every animal you can think of, MC.
Teen!MC: ...
Oh, okay...
Levi: They're still gonna ask more questions.
Beel: *eating* Yup.
Belphie: Totally.
Teen!MC: Wait…
Can you turn into a dragon?!
Mammon: *snickers*
Lucifer: THAT'S AN ANIMAL, IS IT NOT?!
Teen!MC: It's a mystical one! I wasn't sure they were included in the "every animal list"!
All brothers (except Lucifer): *try to hide their laughter*
Teen!MC: You gotta turn into a dragon for me!
Lucifer: Absolutely not.
Teen!MC: Come on, it'd be so cool!
Lucifer: No.
Teen!MC: Please…
Lucifer: *angry* The answer is no, MC.
Teen!MC: Looou… 🥺
Lucifer: Stop with the puppy eyes already, I won't give in to you! You need to learn that you can't always get what you want!
Mammon: How much y'all wanna bet that we'll be seein' Lucifer turn into a dragon within the next hour?
Satan: We can't make a bet if we all agree, idiot.
Mammon: Oh yeah.
Levi: But yeah, he'll definitely do it.
Belphie: Yup.
Beel: Totally.
Asmo: I bet he's a hot dragon ♡
All brothers (except Lucifer): ASMO!!
✨ Luci as a black dragon with bright red eyes ✨
#me revisiting the cherry blossom event be like:#NOTHING is impossible for you????#teen!mc is back y'all#obey me shall we date#obey me crack#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#obey me mc#obey me teen!mc#obey me#omswd#teen!mc#obey me teen mc#silliness overload ｡*ﾟ+#teen mc being a menace ☘#☙ no creativity for names ✾
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HL Incorrect Quote #94
Ominis: I think you're a bad influence.
Sebastian: What are you talking about? You're completely fine.
Ominis: I'm not talking about ME...
MC in the distance: *casts Confringo and laughs maniacally*
#I know I just did an incorrect quote about fire but I can't be the only one that loved confringo right?#And yes sebastian had as much of a hand in making mc a menace as the other way around#mc is a menace to the wizard society lol#Confringo#Confringo spammer guilty as charged#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian sallow#hogwarts mc#ominis gaunt#hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes#hogwarts legacy
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they just make me feel *explosion noise*
#obey me!#obey me mc#obey me belphie#obey me shall we date#again catered for no one except ME but also i showed belphie's hip again for all my fellow belphie stans who come to bark at me#they both are absolute menace i feel like everyone in a 10m radius have to be compensated for such pda out in the open#even though they are fighting here (i swear they are)#art tag
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Grimm: Henchman why have you been coming back empty-handed on Fridays? We agreed that if I have been paying attention during the lessons and behave all week you buy me 10 tuna cans!
MC: *deadpan stare*
*flashback*
In the Cafeteria
Grimm: *steals a Savanahclaw student's lunch* *gets caught*
*A fight ensues where MC had to beat the heck out of and avoid 3 Savanahclaw students while Grimm hid and ate everyone's lunches including MC's*
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In Alchemy
*MC and Grimm are seen mixing vials together*
Grimm: *gets bored and throws a random vial*
*The cauldron puffs out a blue smoke and when the smoke dies down to reveal MC with blue skin and glares at Grimm*
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In History class
Grimm: *fell asleep*
MC: *tries to wake him up subtlety*
Grimm: *jumps awake flinging a fireball forwards, just missing Professor Trein's head*
Trein: That's detention for both of you.
MC: *eye twitch with a broken pencil in hand*
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In P.E.
*Grimm is seen playing magift while MC is over on the bench doing other homework*
Grimm: *Loses control over the disk and it goes flying*
MC: *gets hit in the chest with the disk and also goes flying*
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*end flashback*
Grimm: OK but why do you have to bring up the past? I've been great recently!
MC: Grimm, that all happened two days ago.
Grimm: Yeah, I've been AMAZING since then so- *goes off in a tangent about why he deserves tuna*
MC: *bandaged, blue, and tired* You are so blessed that I love you. I don't get paid enough to deal with you *goes back to cleaning the guestroom*
#twst mc#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland x reader#disney twst#twst shitpost#twst imagines#twst meme#disney twisted wonderland#twst grimm#i don't get paid enough for this#twst x reader#twst yuu#twst grim#Grimm is a menace but we love him
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okay i'm posting this one bc i've been cooking it since yesterday!!!
(also posted on my side yume IG hence the different watermark...)
#yatsunoteart#pokemon#pokemon scarlet and violet#pokemon sv#kieran#my mc may be a menace but she's a sweet girl :3
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Crowley voice: Why is it in a cage?
#mymemes#memes#i have been thinking about this since the event started#shout out to nya for having the assets#tsum tsum#they are a menace#epel felmier#floyd leech#leona kingscholar#riddle rosehearts#jack howl#sebek zigvolt#cater diamond#tsum tsum event#disney twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland#twst mc
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The boys + mcs lock screen
#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me satan#obey me asmo#obey me belphegor#obey me leviathan#obey me mammon#obey me beel#obey me beelzebub#obey me asmodeus#obey me luci#obey me Lucifer#obey me mc#obey me lucifer#obey me belphie#obey me headcanons#mc is a literal savage and gives no fucks#menace of an mc
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nasty thought im sorry sob i think this is the first nsfw ask i send actually but anywyay
so MC is a celebrity in the devildom its mentioned in the manga, though not to what level
but a lot of people have made content of what if there was MC x reader nsfw fanfics out there or MC x one of the brothers im sure youve seen it before its a pretty popular concept
so im taking this to the next level and imagine if people draw MC art. at first its sweet and MC reblogs it and compliments the art but this is the devildom and NOTHING stays sweet
then MC nsfw art shows up and to be honest MC ain't surprised at all they kind of expected it
imagine they reblog one of those arts and tag one of the brothers going "Lmao you wanna recreate this?" and theyre like 😨 what. (sure)
-🍭 anon! (this is nasty sorry ro 😭 ill make sure to send fluff or angst some other day🙏)
This is amazing plzzz don’t apologize 🍭!!!! 
Even better tho!!- MC not just expected it they loves the nsfw stuff!!!
Tagging the boys in every post they see and asking if they wanna recreate it or maybe give the artist some pointers on what the boy would actually do-
Another thing is all the ‘ship’ fanart / fanfics!!! MC and one of the boys? Somebody’s made it. MC and a self-insert? Yeaaa there’s a ton of those-
The x reader fanfics are super popular and MC even makes posts recommending their favorite fics all the time. Posting out what they liked about each fic like a professional critic.
And!!! AND!! MC commissioning several different artist to draw NSFW of them and one of the boys to give as gifts to the ‘special boy’ jshsjsh-
The artist can post about being ‘MC approved’ and gets even more commissions! And MC gets to annoy the boys with special art. In varying degrees of lewdity-
#yeaaa I like the idea even more with a menace MC jdhdjdh#🍭 anon!#obey me!#om!#obmswd#obey me#obey me mc#obey me mc headcanons#ro rambles#obey me shenanigans#obey me boys#obey me brothers#obey me swd
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Give me a mc who lies a lot. And i don't mean like really big lies but small lies to fuck with the brothers about the human world. Just small white lies about certain things and customs in the human world. Convince them it's customary to drink milkshakes with breakfast. Tell them that potatoes grow on trees. Let them believe that tiktok dances are acceptable to do in a ball room and at fancy events. Tell them that vodka is just water with more taste and that sparkling water is angry water. And when Solomon discovers that you have been doing this you bet he will help you and come up with even more ridicules things. Whenever the brothers think that what you say must be a lie you call Solomon up to let him confirm it. "See Mammon you are supposed to eat chicken eggs with the shell."
Mc: *telling lies*
Solomon: *agrees with everything*
The brothers: Well then it must be true
#shitpost#shitposting#menace mc#mc is a menace#obey me#obey me main character#obey me mc#obey me shall we date#obey me mammon#demon brothers#omswd#omswd solomon#obey me brothers#omswd mammon#incorrect quotes#obey me sheep mc#sheep mc#telling lies
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MC's Livestream (Obey Me!)
MC: Welcome to my criiiiiib! [Trips and the camera cuts]
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MC: ANYWAY let's explore!
We got BIG daddy in the house! [Close up of Lucifer reading before he notices and gives that death glare]
[Camera tries to focus on Mammon] Over here on this couch is our favorite little convict! Probably on house arrest! ("Oi! They got nothing!")
[Shakily zooms in on Levi's door] You do not go there. You never go there. It's very haunted, you can hear moaning every night.
Oh hey Satan! [Satan waves as he passes] That folks is our resident furry! [Camera gets knocked to the floor and viewers see MC running from Satan]
Woah the whore is actually home! Hi Asmo! [Zooms in on Asmo on his phone, he flicks off the camera but then smiles and blows a kiss] For the love of Dia I wanna be him so bad. Literal goals.
[Camera slightly zooms in on Beel in the kitchen] Crikey! Look at that beautiful beast feeding! Let's try to take a closer look though!
[Camera cuts off and on again,MC is covered in pudding, screaming and running from a rabid Beel]
[Close up of a snoozing Belphie] See guys he's not so scary! [MC pinches his cheeks] Haha tiny cow go moo moo! [Belphie opens his eyes and grabs MCs hand] "What are you doing? Actually you know what-"
[Belphie grabs the camera and the stream cuts off]
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#I imagined my oc doing this because he is an absolute menace to society#obey me shitpost#obey me crack#obey me humor#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me#obey me headcanons#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#obey me imagines#cosmic posty post#om! mc enzo content#◇˖・ﾟ— › cosmic obey me . ⊹#shitpostcifer
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Leander: It's dangerous to go alone, MC! Take this! *places hand in MC's*
MC: That's your hand.
Leander: Take me with you. I'll keep you safe. ;)
#Leander's alternative response: “I'm all you need. :)”#which is a sweet saying that sounds menacing when it comes from him#something about hand in marriage I don't know#touchstarved#touchstarved game#touchstarved leander#touchstarved mc#leander x mc#mc x leander#incorrect quote#incorrect quotes#source: legend of zelda#at least that’s where the first quote comes from
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