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aziraphale-is-a-cat · 6 months
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DPXDC Watch Out, He Bites
Danny did his best to be the best big brother possible, he helped his little brother learn and train to be the best, even if he knew what it meant. He protected Damian through thick and thin, and as he stared down at the corpse of his grandfather's enforcer in the sand he knew he'd just signed his own death warrant.
Danny had seen it coming for a while, even as the oldest son he'd never been what grandfather had expected of him, too soft and moral. He suspected that was why mother had Damian in the first place, to replace him as heir- and he never held it against his little brother. But stepping in the way of Grandfather's punishment for Damian would not go unnoticed, this would be the last way he would protect his little brother for a very long time.
Daniel turned to Damian, tears coming to his eyes as he wipes the blood and viscera off his hands and out from under his nails. "I can't stay." He saw his little brother's hands ball up as he started to shake. "I'm sorry, if you ever need a place to hide, then come find me."
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Years later, Damian struggles to find purpose after the death of his father, and rather than be Robin to Dick's Batman he goes on a cross country road trip to find his big brother who would do anything to protect him.
But when Bruce comes back from being stuck in the time stream, Damian introduces him to his eldest son. They get along fine at first, but then some goon tries to kidnap Damian Wayne for the ransom money, and Danny gets there first.
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rashomonss · 10 months
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The brothers and the Human Realm
a/n: so ik ‘jealous much’ won the poll but it’s still not done yet so have this instead!
context: a part of me still finds lessons 40-43 funny because the brothers have never really been to the human world that much, and they don’t really know how certain things work. Take the slow cooker and ice cream truck for example. So these are little headcanons I have for when all of y’all are together in the beginning of their stay in the human realm.
enjoy <3 , also these are in no specific order
you all are hopeless…
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Solomon and MC would so fuck with the brothers while being in the human realm.
For example they’d take Lucifer to the shadiest mexican restaurant possible then after they finished eating they would tell the waiters it was Lucifer’s birthday and watch the Avatar of Pride sit there with a big ass sombrero on his head as they sang happy birthday to him.
MC later took a picture and sent it to Diavolo who then made it his lock screen.
Satan and Belphie tried to electrocute Lucifer by throwing a toaster in the bathroom while he was in the middle of a shower. This happened after the fact you told them not to put water on the toaster because it could electrocute someone. 
Beel ate an entire bottle of ibuprofen liquid gels because he thought they were hard gummies.
Beel also ate the food and cake shaped wax candle melts you had bought for Asmo as a gift
Beel lastly ate your whole brand new container of melatonin and it knocked him out for 15 hours straight. Needless to say Lucifer was very concerned for his wellbeing, and Belphie soon questioned if you had anymore.
Belphie and his brothers were never taught stranger danger, because who in their right mind would be a danger to them in the Devildom?
So after you had explained to him what an ice cream truck was he vowed to go to one with you.
However when a creepy old man in a white van offers him candy he believes it to be the same as the ice cream truck so he gets in the van.
When the brothers relay this information to you, you begin to lose your shit explaining how that was not in fact an ice cream truck he got into but instead a kidnapper van.
The brothers don’t know how to eat certain human world foods.
Such as a banana, watermelon, mango, pineapple, kiwi, avocado, cherry, dragon fruit, papaya, onion, etc.
So when you first buy one from the grocery store and leave it out before cutting it they automatically think it’s some weird shaped human food and bite into it eating the skin or seeds and all.
After they tell you about the weird but delicious taste of it you ask if they cut it or spit out the seeds before eating it, and when they reply with a puzzled look and a no your heart drops.
Thank god they’re demons. You then proceed to buy the same thing again this time cutting it up in front of them so they know what parts to eat of certain things.
Expanding on the cherry part, did y’all’s parents ever tell you not to swallow watermelon or cherry seeds because if you did a cherry tree or whole watermelon would then grow in your stomach??
I know mine and some of my friends parents would tell us that when I was younger to make sure we didn’t swallow any seeds.
If they didn’t then oh well, anyway…
Continuing with Solomon being an ass, he would so tell something like that to the brothers. If he happened to see Beel swallow a cherry whole he would then proceeded to tell Lucifer not to let him do that.
And when the oldest asks why Solomon would then go onto explain that if he swallows cherry pit then a cherry tree will then grow inside his stomach.
Of course this freaked out Lucifer so for the next hour he tried getting Beel to spit out all the cherries he ate.
You would have to organize their fridge and pantry in the new house because they don’t know which human world foods need to be refrigerated or not.
After you arrive at the house you spent a good three hours explaining to them not everything can go in the pantry because some of it will spoil after you open it.
Then you proceed to gag when you pulled out an expired chunky milk container from the pantry.
They find the concept of drive thru or fast food places astonishing. The fact that you can just order wait in a line for a few minutes in your car then get your food is crazy. They do however all panic though when you get to the front and they don’t know what to order off the menu.
Car washes are also something they found themselves favoring. You would turn up the music as you slowly pulled in and joked by telling the brothers you were going on a ride of sorts.
Which in turn shocked you when they did believed you as the car wash stared. Each of them were staring out the windows with starry eyes as different colors of soap were thrown on your car.
You laughed to yourself as they all admired the way the soap blended together, Asmo and Mammon found themselves taking pictures of the whole thing. While Belphie was telling Beel how this looked like a starry sky.
And Levi went on to tell Satan how this reminded him of an anime scene. Lucifer also found himself sitting quietly in the passenger seat enjoying it too. (Lucifer is a certified passenger princess, fight me on that)
Each brother questioned you on how this was possible and you replied with smile. After the car wash was over and you drove through the dryers they all asked if you could do that again, to which you replied smiling “maybe some other time”.
Lucifer watered the fake succulents and plants you put around the house for two weeks straight until you said something.
They love watching true crime documentary’s to the point you’d have to physically pull them away from the tv.
It happened one afternoon while a few of them were relaxing in the living room and you were looking for a channel to watch.
Deciding there was nothing interesting on you put on an old true crime documentary and began watching it. As the brothers heard the story of the crime from the tv they each became immersed in it.
Telling you things such as “how could humans do that to each other?” or “wow humans are more brutal than we thought” or even adding in their own comments on how they could have made the crime worse.
It became a guessing game between all of them to figure out who killed who during each episode you watched.
Much to everyone dismayed Satan was the one who won every time.
Meanwhile while they were all immersed in the tv you noticed Lucifer standing behind you, arms crossed also watching tv. You told him to sit down and watch with all of you but he denied, claiming he wasn’t really interested in stuff like this anyway.
Yet he never moved from that same spot each episode.
Each of the brothers have made something explode in the microwave.
Lucifer stained it red when he went to reheat pasta, but he put it in for to long and it exploded. Mammon overfilled his ramen thus causing it to leak then explode.
Satan and Levi also happened to be reheating takeout at the same time, but both of the containers were styrofoam and exploded. Levi got annoyed and Satan threw the microwave at Lucifer.
Asmo put some skincare product in there because he found something online about a certain hack, and it exploded causing the microwave to smell like burnt strawberries.
Beel put too much food in the microwave causing it to all melt together then explode.
Belphie put a coffee in there to reheat and it exploded, but he was too lazy to clean it up so he just left it. Lucifer was then next to use the microwave and got coffee all over him.
You made all seven of them watch the entire twilight series as a joke but ironically they all actually enjoyed it.
Satan even went out and bought the books, and finished all of them in about 2 hours
Bonus
Solomon distracted Diavolo for 3 hours straight by making him watch 5 minute craft videos.
Diavolo then proceeded to break things to try these said crafts which caused Barbatos to have a meltdown.
Barbatos destroyed an entire sidewalk because he saw two rats run across it into the sewer.
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reallyromealone · 7 days
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Title: oh hey a mate(s)
Chapter: one
Fandom: obey me
Pairing: demon brother's x male reader
Warnings: suggestive themes, readers got truama, internalized gender hatred, anxiety, panic attacks, mentions of being a breeding tool, self hate, reader doesn't really understand sex, sexual themes, omegaverse, male reader, mentions of mpreg
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"HE STOLE THEM FROM ME!" (sisters name) Screeched out in a rage as she threw things around "they were supposed to be MY mates! And he stole them! That whore stole them!" She was hyperventilating at this point as her body shook, feeling robbed of her alphas.
Of her life, the thing she wanted more than anything.
"I know sweety but maybe we can set you up wit--"" I don't want someone else! I want the princes!"
And she was going to get them.
She swore it.
'fuck you (name)'
Holy shit this place was big.
God he felt under dressed, especially beside these alphas who were dressed so fancy and perfect.
The floors were marble and two grand staircases winded on each side and paintings that had to be centuries old hung on the walls "we will have one commissioned for you soon enough... Maybe one with us all" Belphegor yawned as he wandered the halls "for now, let's get you settled in" he said and looked to a nervous looking Leviathan who nodded.
(Name) Was nervous as he walked beside the demon who seemed to want to be anywhere but here "I-im sorry if I wasn't who you were expecting... I'll try and not step on your toes" (name) whispered, anxiously fiddling with his fingers and looked down "i-i dont-- fuck... I'm really nervous and anxious and just I don't really talk to omegas often so I'm just--" the demon seemed panicked and (name) felt relief flood through his veins as he pumped out calming pharamones for the Alpha "hey... I get it, if it's any consolation... I'm not great with people either-- hell I think this is the first time I ever left my families property!" He laughed a bit but Leviathan was shocked at his words "you never been into the capital or even your home town?" He asked genuinely and (name) shook his head "nah, my parents didn't trust me going out there-- you know how troublesome an Omega can be"
What the fuck? That's all Leviathan could think as he looked at the Omega worried "I- you're not troublesome?" He whispered and (name) just smiled "I try not to be" (name) giggled a bit as they continued to (name)s apartment, the Omega expecting a quaint bedroom but...
"I think we went to the wrong room.... This is awfully big" (name) said softly to the envy demon who looked confused "you like your apartment?" Asmodeus popped out from nowhere and pulled (name) close with a flirty grin "we had the butlers being your things in, don't worry we didn't let them unpack... Pharamones and all that ~" he pulled (name) into the apartment and (name) felt overwhelmed by all this "there's a nesting room there~ if you need help don't hesitate to ask"
"A-are you sure?"
"Sure of what?"
"That this is for me?"
"You are to be our mate, I personally wanted you with me but Luci wanted you to have your own space... Something about acclimating" his words teasing and (name) chuckled but cut short when his stomach growled and the two demons looked curious "oh yeah! Humans need to eat for survival!"
(Name) Felt embarrassed as he silently cursed his stomach for exposing him like this as the demons looked at one another in a silent conversation.
They were definitely having a sibling meeting later.
(Name) Dissociated during the rest of the evening, eventually ending back in the rooms he was given, the size of his old house if not a bit bigger...
Everything was pristine as he took out his belongings, his prized possessions and small hobbies to occupy him.
A few heirlooms and books and his childhood stuffed toy 'this will go in my nest' he thought as he looked at the nesting room doors, two ornate doors in a rose gold shade, the apartment all light colors unlike the rest of the palace.
It was a strange contrast, almost like they didn't know what to expect so they just made what they thought humans liked. It was funny really, demons trying to understand what humans wanted or needed as he was doing the same, wondering what these demons wanted or liked.
Getting up he went to the nesting room and was overwhelmed by the nesting supplies he was given, piles and piles of blankets and pillows and soft things, his purring could probably be heard from outside the apartment as he snuggled into them, a sense of safety he wasn't quite used to washing over him.
He was excited to make a large nest, spending half the night making it perfect for him to rest in and just not think about the fact he was to be mated on his next heat to seven strangers that were also fucking royalty! Well there goes not thinking about it because here he was!
Also his sister! Holy shit she was mad! And like at his wedding she will be there! Fuuck!
(Name) Was just sitting there head in hands as he processed the fact that within 24 hours he was now engaged and now in the public eye!
(Name) Curled up closer into his blankets and let out a shutter of a sigh, he wondered if he would be able to do the things he enjoyed before... Would he be allowed to garden? Would he have to dress more Omegan? Or would he be able to wear clothes that were comfortable?!
He needed to walk, movement to process this.
Getting up he walked out of his apartment and into the hall, dark and grand, ceilings at least 15 feet tall and paintings lined, some he recognized as the siblings and some unfamiliar as he walked around curiously.
Somehow he made it to the kitchen "I hope they don't mind..." (Name) Whispered as he sliced an apple, careful and gentle as his stomach growled a bit.
"Can I have some?" A voice startled him out of his thoughts causing him to slice his finger "shit!" The voice said and (name) looked to see Beelzebub who in turn looked a bit startled as he took (name)s bleeding finger and put it in his mouth, the Omega looking thoroughly concerned as Beelzebub sucked on the blood "I feel like this is incredibly unsanitary" (name) whispered worried and beez released his finger "demons saliva can heal amongst other things, depends on the demon really"
"Oh " (name) said dumbly as he looked at his wet but healed finger "what else does your saliva do?" He asked curiously and Beelzebub smiled at the others cute and curious expression "ah, well besides healing my saliva can work as an aphrodisiac if ingested!" (Name) Looked concerned and Beelzebub laughed "don't worry, it only works if I were to like make out with you or eat your ass!"
And now (name) was flustered as the gluttony demon kept laughing at his embarrassment "so why are you up so late?" Beelzebub asked after calming down and sealing some apple slices and cutting up some more, handing (name) an orange "just... It's stupid"
"Oh please!" Beelzebub pushed and (name) sighed "I'm just... I'm having trouble processing this stuff, it's stressful and like-- I never left my property let alone this! My sister wanted to be with you guys and she's already insufferable, this is just worse! I'm just paranoid that you guys are going to realize that like this was a mistake and reject me and like the fear of being an Omega in general! Will I be able to do the things i enjoyed before? Will I be a breeding tool?!" He was hyperventilating now as Beelzebub panicked "hey hey, calm down! It will be alright and-- no we aren't making you a breeding Omega.... shhh" beez tried to calm him as footsteps quickly made their way to the kitchen.
"What is happening?" Lucifer and the others seemed startled as the smell of distress was heavy in the kitchen "he's worried we will strip him of his rights and make him carry our young" Beelzebub explained as he lifted (name) into his arms and set him on the counter "were demons but we aren't monsters" Satan said disgusted and Asmodeus smiled "we would never do that unless it's what you're into~" he teased the Omega as they crowded him "I know it's an incredibly hard adjustment but know we mean well, it's literally impossible for us to not fall for each other" it's true soulmates would eventually fall for one another due to the bond "and we are sharing one mate so that means you have seven people to love you" mammon said in a rare moment of genuine care "what do you mean?"
"Oh yeah, he knows basically nothing about secondary gender or soulmates" Levi said softly and the demons looked horrified "well I know what we are doing tomorrow" Satan said simply and (name) looked ashamed and couldn't meet their eyes, feeling stupid for his lack of knowledge.
"Well his town is backwards" Belphegor yawned and wandered off back to bed now that the problem was solved "goodnight...."
(Name) Was led back to his room by Beelzebub and Asmodeus and looked confused when they put sweaters in his arms "the smell of your alphas will calm you~" Asmodeus said simply and the two wished him a good night.
And for once?
He sleped peacefully.
(Name) Spent the next few days learning about soulmates and secondary genders, the two interlocking "when your heat comes, it will be dangerous for you to not mate with your soulmate" (name) read the book in his off time, the book explaining how the bonding is key to not cause rejection symptoms or a drop, he definitely didn't want that. Fuck how does he have sex? Fuck.
Time to go figure that out, he really felt behind on this shit.
(Name) Made home in the library as he looked for any books that would aid him "Hmm? Looking for sex books ~ didn't know our omega was like that" Asmodeus seemed to love just appearing out of thin air and scaring (name) who dropped the book "i-i it's not like that!"
"Hmmm? And what is it about? Oh you're so cute when your flustered!" He cooed and (name) huffed "I am trying to figure out like, how sex works and stuff... I wasn't exactly taught... Just put on suppressants so my family could avoid it" he just constantly felt ashamed with them, their faces of realization and pity as (name) tried not to cry "well, if you like I could teach you~ don't worry I won't touch you where you don't like" Asmodeus could get used to his omega so flustered as he got closer, his alpha giddy at his mate being untouched "the first thing one should know is their body after all~"
"I- uh... I'm not sure..."
Asmodeus let his lips barely touch (name)s as he caged him against a bookshelf and smiled, his tail flickering and (name) seemed a bit startled by it All as the demon gently kissed him "that was... Uh.." "your first kiss?"
"Yeah..."
"Did you like it?"
(Name) Could only nod as the lust avatar giggled sweetly at his adorable Omega "oh, you're going to fit in nicely here~!" He doted on (name) a bit "don't worry darling, we won't do anything your not ready for but if you're willing... To experiment a bit, I'm always a summon away" and with that he was gone, (name) left with nothing more than the smell of his pharamones, sweet Jasmine and warm vanilla.
It wasn't till after lunch that Lucifer brought him to the gardens, a small greenhouse and a garden plot stood "we had it cleaned up, you said you liked gardening" he said simply and looked down at (name) who looked like he was given the potion of youth "really? Thank you so much..." (Name) Was releasing the happiest pharamones and Lucifer kept composure but god damn did that boost his ego as an alpha, making his mate happy.
"Just clean yourself off after you finish" Lucifer said calmly and (name) beamed at this "of course!"
(Name) Puttered in the greenhouse and began planting things, thankfully it was early in the season so he had time to make a nursery for plants "oh, sor--" (name) immediately shut up as he saw Belphegor sleeping in a sun beam, cozy and calm. Looking around (name) found his cape that Satan had made for him and covered the demon with it "it's still chilly" he whispered and went back to work, unaware the demon was awake and watching intently at the Omega who was carrying heavy pots and sacks of soil around.
(Name) Kept quiet for the Alpha, he must be so exhausted to fall asleep in a greenhouse of places so it would be best to let him rest! Eventually (name) moved outside, it was less chilly but a slight chill but movement will keep him warm! Using twine he found in the greenhouse he sectioned spots of the garden plots for various things like carrots and garlic amongst others, they were still in the nursery but it's good to get things ready now, he reasoned with himself.
"Your Highness! It's quite cold!" A servant panicked as she saw (name) in nothing more than a shirt and pants and apron, dirt on his cheek "don't worry! I'm alright!" He reasoned but she was not having it and removed her cape "it's not good for an Omega to be cold like this!"
Before she could drape the cape on (name), he felt fur on his shoulders as Mammon smiled with a warning "don't worry, he's warm" his eyes telling the servant to leave and (name) looked confused "oh hello!" (Name) Smiled at the demon who felt annoyed at how sweet the other was, his bond making his heart beat fast "Luci wanted me to take you into town so get ready" he grumbled and (name) nodded, a simple smile on his face as he wandered to the palace "where's your cape anyways?! It's freezing for mortals!" He chastised and (name) chirped "Belphegor was sleeping and I wanted him to be cozy!" (Name) Couldn't explain why he felt so calm and comfortable with the princes but they made him feel safe, even if they were sometimes like angry chihuahuas.
"You're weird" mammon said with no bite as they walked to (name)s area.
The tailors and seamstresses worked tirelessly to put together some clothes for (name) and his new class, the maids commenting about how the seamstress always kept embroidered sleeves on hand as the brothers always tore clothes during training--- well save for Asmodeus and Belphegor who couldn't be fucked to do stuff like that.
(Name) Felt regal, a beautiful vest made of silk and embroidered with birds and roses and a linen powers shirt and nice pants and expensive boots "you look wonderful your Highness!" A maid commented, (name) growing fond of his personal maids who cheered him in, them all being mated and married betas.
(Name) Was curious as he looked around the city, never really interacting with so many people who looked at he two in awe, the guards keeping a fair distance as he looked at stalls "you seriously never been in a city?" Mammon said incredulously and (name) looked confused "no? It's not right for an Omega to be by himself around alphas, I would be a temptation" reiterating his parents words and Mammon was horrified at the omegas genuine belief that HE was the problem and not alphas who couldn't keep their hands to themselves "well we are unpacking that later"
He didn't even want to get into the family thing, remembering the chat he had with his brothers when (name) had his meltdown and the acceptance that their Omega came from a very problematic living situation but he seemed to be acclimating well.
Or at least he hoped.
Mammon was confused as (name) handed him a stuffed bunny "what is this?" He raised an eyebrow from behind his circular sunglasses "well we didn't get to actually court because of being soulmates so I got you all courting gifts" he chirped out innocently, remembering what he was taught by Lucifer and deciding to put it in action though he seemed to have gotten it backwards as it was supposed to be the Alpha who gave the courting gifts.
"I- uh... Thank you?"
(Name) Seemed pleased as they continued their walk through the cities market, a giant hub of the equally giant city as Mammon stared at the bunny that was made of fabric the same color as his eyes, a small detail that made him flustered.
He noticed (name) budgeting, a soft smile on his face "you know we have basically endless money, right?" Well mammon didn't, he was cut off and put on a strict budget but (name)? He still had his money privileges "that's your money, this is so much!" To (name) it was a lot of money as he did the budgeting of the house back with his family, this was ten times of what they made in a year! "I am fine with this"
Hell, how did they get the exact opposite of them?!
A nervous Omega who was innocent and naive and sweet as honey!
"Oh you are absolutely precious!" Asmodeus cooed at the stuffed rabbit that fit in his hands "I hadn't even thought of courting!" He said with exaggerated sadness and (name) watched the others alphas reactions, though it wasn't the fanciest courting gift, it was a genuinely thoughtful one.
"He was worried about spending the money, he literally budgeted it" mammon groaned and Lucifer snorted "you could do well to learn that" he said as (name) seemed reminded and handed him back the coin bag, the Omega barely dented it "I got a few things for my hobbies but I brought back the change!" He said sweety and Lucifer had cute aggression at that moment as (name) looked at him with so much pride "you know you could have spent all of this right?" He said a little slow, (name) nodding "but that would be rude, I'm spending all your money without care... I don't like that"
Seriously, how did they manage to be fated with the sweetest Omega?!
"He didn't even but himself actual things for himself! He bought things to make us things!" Mammon groaned out but they all knew he equally swooned at the fact their Omega was so sweet.
But also he didn't buy himself anything, Asmodeus has had to bring him to eat and Beelzebub would put food on it.
"Rural Omega culture is different than cities, they're treated more as a commodity" a maid explained to Asmodeus one night as she helped him get ready for bed, she herself being an alpha from the boonies "an inconvenience would be a better word though, everything your saying shows he was treated like how my love got treated, need to make them feel genuinely valued" she went to explain how omegas need regular scenting and assurance to keep mentally regulated and (name) probably never had that.
Which would explain why he seemed like he was constantly waiting for the next shoe to drop despite growing used to them.
Like it was all going to go away.
His dreams were often that, every night he dreamt of waking up in his old room as his sister lived the life she wanted and he was stuck in that musty bedroom where he would rot.
"Your dreams are noisy" Belphegor mumbled as he crawled into bed with (name) and held him close, pumping out pharamones as he thought smugly about the fact he's technically been in bed with (name) before the others. (Name) Snuggled in his chest and physically relaxed, chirping in his sleep as he clung helplessly to him and he was hooked.
He wanted this more and was already annoyed he would have to share with his brothers.
(Name) Let his mates to be plan the wedding though he and Beelzebub thought of food together, the demon horrified at how little foods he got to experience and made him try everything for the wedding and smiled at his happy face with good food "these are mirangue cookies! Like eating plaster that loves you!" He exolained and (name) basically melted at now delicious it was.
Beelzebub was more than happy to share food with him, his alpha wanting the Omega to be well fed to carry his pups after all.
They were all anxious for mating, their bond slowly making them VERY intense about (name) who after weeks, finally sat close to Satan as he read with him though (name) did struggle a bit "omegas being taught to read is laughable, I taught myself as much as I could" he explained and that's when Satan decided he would read for (name), the two spending an hour or two in the library reading together like how Lucifer spent his time teaching (name) new things when he wasn't busy or just dragging him along with things.
(Name) Was always well behaved, he thought of (name)s family and how they were... How did this come out of THAT.
But now, (name) had one worry...
Would he invite his family to his wedding?
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moon-kitsune · 1 year
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Lucifer: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions? Beelzebub, completely serious: Put spaghetti in it. Lucifer: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you. Belphegor, smirking : Put spaghetti in it. Lucifer: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two. Satan, smirking even wider: Put spaghetti in it. Lucifer: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
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ad0rechuu · 1 year
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MY FRIENDS AS CAKES; A THREAD. ━━ OBEY ME p1
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warnings. ━━━━━ mentions of food, swearing, death, all the fun stuff
masterlist | part two
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notes. there are like no obey me smau fics so here u go! i always wanted to do one of these!! this my first post so please leave some comments or smth.
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barba88tea · 1 year
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Bro do be speaking facts 🥲
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daytaker · 3 months
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In the Wanderers' Whereabouts app, we see the design of the House of Lamentation and it shocks and disturbs me that everybody except Asmo has to share a single bathroom.
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Can you even imagine the chaos?
It's time for school and Lucifer is standing at the base of the stairs, waiting for his brothers. Asmo comes down looking perfect as usual and prattles on for a little bit about how nice it is to have naturally long and thick eyelashes, and they can hear the shouts and clattering upstairs all the while.
Beel comes down and informs Lucifer that Mammon, Levi, and Satan were fighting over the sink, Mammon knocked Satan over by elbowing him in the solar plexus, Levi used the commotion to kick Mammon out of the way, an enraged Satan turned both Mammon and Levi into eels, said eels are now hogging the bathtub, Belphie refuses to pee when the eels can see him, Satan refuses to change them back, and he, Beel, still hasn't gotten to brush his teeth.
Asmo just nopes right out of there before someone asks if they can use his bathroom, because the answer is no. "Bye-bye! ♡"
Lucifer sighs. Just another Tuesday morning at the House of Lamentation. Time to go enforce order. He smacks his hand with a coil of rope as he ascends the stairs.
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We always headcannon the demon boys leaving their scent on Mc but here me out.
What if instead of the boys leaving their scent on Mc, they try and rub Mc’s scent on themselves.
Like imagine with Demon’s sensitive noses that Humans have an extremely potent smell.
Humans produce pheromones like crazy we just not very sensitive to them anymore.
But demons are.
Mc’s scent is especially strong when they wake up in the morning and they’re face is still kinda oily or right before a hair washing day.
Imagine the boys scrambling to be there in the morning right when you wake up so them can rub themselves against you before you have a chance to freshen up for the day.
Or burying their face in your hair right before washing day dispite your protests that it’s oily and gross.
Everyone at RAD can recognize your scent.
And sure they scent you too but your scent on them is like a big flashing neon sign that says “Property of Mc” to every other demon.
If you ever pick up on this and start intensionally marking them their little demon brains will short circuit.
Especially if you steal a shirt to sleep in before casually returning it for them to find later thoroughly soaked in your scent.
NSFW: Apparently human public hair is thick and curly so it can hold in pheromones better. The boys can definitely pick up on this and are prone to stealing your underwear after a long day. It’s like an aphrodisiac for them.
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angelsdemonsandhumans · 8 months
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Solomon: We are all wrapped around your fingers, Mc
Mc: No you are not, don't say bullpoop
Mc:
Mc: *sneezes*
The brothers: BLESS YOU!
Mc: . . .
Solomon: Bless you lovely apprentice♡, and are you sure? *chuckle*
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so-nightmary-ul · 2 years
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Anyway now I also play Obey me.
You can see the translation of their words down below if you're interested.
Diavolo: Human. Welcome to the hell.
Lucifer: Diavolo, I doubt humans speak Latin these days.
Diavolo: Is that so?
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celestialfantasiess · 11 months
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the brothers x gn!reader (incorrect quote)
mc: i wanna do something stupid
mammon, only half listening: i'm stupid, do me
the other brothers: ...
lucifer: I JUST WANT ONE NIGHT
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sister-lucifer · 1 year
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Obey Me Masterlist
an asterisk * means NSFW
if you like my writing feel free to send in a request on my What Dost Thou Want? tab:]
The Brothers/General
• Horror movie headcanons
• The Brothers + Their Love Languages
•Familiar Reader AU Drabble (slight NSFW? not really but still marking it.) *
•The brothers teasing and bullying Familiar!Reader*
• Pet Names with the brothers
• “Can I ride you until I feel better?” (Brothers x Reader, separately)*
• “Can I ride you until I feel better?” Part 2*
• “Can I ride you until I feel better?” Part 3 (Dateables)*
• An Attempt, A Failure, A Moment Of Forgiveness (Brothers x Reader)
• The Brothers with a partner who likes to carry them/pick them up
• Reader saving the brothers from capture
• Brothers react to Familiar!Reader getting comfortable in their lap
• Brothers taking care of a sick MC
• Things the brothers would do that would give me the ick
Lucifer
• Lucifer and dry humping (Lucifer x Reader) *
• Good morning (Lucifer x Reader)
• Lucifer with a partner who has sharp teeth (Lucifer x Reader)
• Favorites (Lucifer x Reader)
• Lucifer comforts you while he takes your virginity (Soft!Lucifer x Reader)*
• Lucifer and dirty talk (Lucifer x Reader, some Lucifer x Diavolo)*
• Satan x Reader x Lucifer idea drabble*
• Lucifer reacts to familiar!reader “presenting”*
• Lucifer and punishment (Lucifer x Reader)*
• Lucifer comforts you while he overstimulates you *
• Soft aftercare with Lucifer after a rough session (Lucifer x Reader)*
• You Are Loved Here (Lucifer x Reader)
• A Little Bit Of Praise (Lucifer x Reader)*
• Apology, With Tears (Lucifer x Reader)
• Goodnight, Darling (Lucifer x Reader)
Mammon
• Hugs and Kisses (Mammon x Affectionate Reader)
• Mammon with a partner who has sharp teeth (Mammon x Reader)
• Mammon with a partner who takes him too literally (Mammon x Reader)
•Mammon reacts to familiar!reader “presenting”*
• Mammon and punishment (Mammon x Reader)*
• Ask game: Is Mammon Vocal?*
Leviathan
• Leviathan wants to be submissive, but he’s too shy to ask (Leviathan x Reader)*
• Leviathan’s sensory heaven
• Anything Can Happen in The Woods (Naga!Leviathan x Reader)*
• Leviathan has a wet dream while laying on your lap*
• Leviathan reacts to familiar!reader “presenting” *
• Leviathan and punishment (Leviathan x Reader)*
• Leviathan loves over the top dirty talk *
Satan
• Satan x Reader x Lucifer idea drabble*
• Satan reacts to familiar!reader “presenting”*
• Satan and punishment (Satan x Reader)*
Asmodeus
• Inexplicably Needy (Asmodeus x Reader)*
• A Helping Hand (Asmodeus x Reader)*
•Asmodeus reacts to familiar!reader “presenting” *
•Asmodeus can be cruel (Asmodeus x Reader)*
• Asmodeus and punishment (Asmodeus x Reader)*
• Yandere Asmodeus Headcanons (Asmodeus x Reader)
Beelzebub
• Beel with a partner who has sharp teeth (Beel x Reader)
• Beel reacts to familiar!reader “presenting”*
• Beel being gentle with you*
• Beel and punishment (Beel x Reader)*
Belphegor
• Belphie reacts to familiar!reader “presenting” *
• Belphie and punishment (Belphie x Reader)*
Diavolo
• Diavolo likes to carry you (Diavolo x Reader)
• Diavolo and dirty talk (Diavolo x Reader, some Diavolo x Lucifer)*
• MC flirting with Diavolo (a bit suggestive but no NSFW)
• Diavolo is a pussy bully *
Barbatos
• Ask game: Barbatos’ most depraved kink? *
Raphael
• Ask game: NSFW Headcanons?*
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rashomonss · 11 months
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Readjusting
context: just a few somewhat angsty headcanons I have for when MC and Solomon return to the present after everything, enjoy!!
warnings: this does contain nightbringer spoilers
the past changes people
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MC will often become more hesitant to talk to or even engage with the brothers. Due to being treated as an attendant in the past they now are used to it, so whenever one of the brothers tries to engage with them they find it hard to sit still or listen to said brother for long periods of time without feeling out of place.
MC will often mix up the fact that they are an exchange student rather than an attendant. When Diavolo claims that he wants MC to feel comfortable as an exchange student MC will respond with something along the lines of how they don’t need much because they’re the brothers attendant. Which in return gets a few confusing stares from others.
MC still carries out some of their duties as an attendant unconsciously. Such as keeping track of the brother’s schedules, events, student council meetings, etc. The brothers don’t mind at first however what they do find unpleasant is the fact MC always follows behind them instead of right beside them like they used too. This doesn’t register until one of them says something to MC, which they in turn respond with “I always follow behind all seven of you”. Which makes their hearts sink.
Still focusing on the attendant duties, MC will still continue to carry out anything asked of them without much of a fight. Since they were so used to carrying out such elaborate things when watching over the brothers in the past they are now used to doing such tasks for them. Most of the time this will confuse most of the brothers because MC is usually more vocal with their opinion on something.
MC will unconsciously be a bit harsher and stricter on the brothers than they usually were. Since being their attendant MC had to keep each of them on a tight leash so they wouldn’t get into trouble. So now in the present if they were to start fighting MC would be the first to show up to scold them instead of Lucifer.
MC will just straight up be petty with Lucifer for a while. Due to the things he said while they were in the past they still haven’t completely forgiven him. So whenever Lucifer mentions his “family”, MC finds themselves saying some remark along the lines of “well that doesn’t include me” or “just the seven of you I know. I leave you all alone” is enough to confuse and hurt the hell out of him. MC knows that Lucifer does really care for them in this timeline, but they can’t help it. His words really did hurt them deeply for awhile.
On another topic of MC’s attitude, Diavolo soon realizes that they are much more formal with him. The cute nickname Dia was dropped and he was always referred to by a title now. When Diavolo questioned them about formality MC simply explained that the past Barbatos didn’t like them referring to Diavolo in such a manner.
MC is now more vigilant around Satan, Belphegor and Barbatos, each for different reasons.
Satan is one that worries MC the most because they became used to having to deal with his violent outbursts and destructive episodes. So when Satan gets angry in the present MC will step in front of him and the brothers separating them. Satan soon grows confused when MC prepares a spell to restrain him.
Belphegor doesn’t worry MC as much as the other two, but after he found out they were a human in the past and tried to kill them again in response MC had to remain vigilant. They still do whenever they are alone with him. Which in turn makes the youngest guilty about the past.
Barbatos is someone MC keeps Solomon away from at all costs. After all MC was used to Barbatos teleporting the sorcerer around from place to place. It did become concerning when Solomon would show up later and later each time he came home. So to avoid that MC would make themselves and Solomon avoid the butler at all costs. However the present butler soon finds this behavior hurtful when MC constantly declines his offer to come over. In the end MC has a hard time remembering that this isn’t the past Barbatos.
Many soon noticed the strong bond MC now has with Solomon and of course they all become jealous. At first they noticed how MC would go to him for little things, or just prefer to be around him more, but when they asked about moving in with him rather than staying in the House of Lamentation it threw everyone for a loop. It made it even worse when MC said they’ll be there to help the brothers every morning like usual. They wanted MC to realize that they’re an exchange student not an attendant.
Many also notice how reliant they are on Solomon for certain things. Sometimes MC just needs Solomons presence in a room to be able to feel comfortable. If not MC will then become slightly annoyed or fidgety.
Solomon becomes more protective over MC without even realizing it. If he believes one of the brothers are being too bothersome to MC he will step in and whisk them away.
Solomon finds it easier to steal MC’s attention away now. Before when he would try and drag them away from the brothers, or even try and steal their attention for just a second it always failed. However with how close they both became in the past, if Solomon interrupts a conversation MC is having with the brothers MC finds themselves listening to him a bit more than the brother they were speaking with.
MC is much more reckless and blunt with their decision making now. Before they were a bit more collected with their thoughts. However being in the past made their impulsive decision making become a habit. Thus causing the brothers to sometimes question MC methods.
MC would often question the brothers as to why they weren’t in their demon forms. They suppose they just got used to seeing them in those outfits for so long now it became the norm.
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wearyeyebrow · 1 year
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Demon Brothers: General Kink Headcanons
Tags: various kinks mentioned, NotSFW, powerplay, dom/sub dynamics, relationship discussions, demon brothers, gn MC
Belphegor's pretty versatile and enjoys both sub/dom roles but he's a pillow prince. Either way MC has to do most of the work. Very bratty when subbing and very mean when domming, Belphie likes power play and some of his favorite kinks are a little extreme, like knifeplay. He's not super into giving in general and things like oral don't do much for him. He gets off on giving orders and/or defying orders. This doesn't mean he can't enjoy softer kinds of intimacy like sleepy morning sex or mutual masturbation. He's just very good at performing meaner, more demanding roles (as long as he doesn't have to lift a finger). Generally prefers monogamy but wouldn't mind being in a hinge with Beel. Anyone else generally icks him out, and even suggesting Lucifer would actually upset him. He can be a little too possessive sometimes, a glare here and there at other potential suitors or outright threats, but he generally mellows if you confront him. Average to low libido.
Beelzebub is the least likely person on this list to enjoy dom/sub dynamics. However, if his MC is really into it, he's willing to sub for them on occassion. Domming is one of his hard no's - he's not a fan of being in absolute control and much prefers a recipricol experience. Food play is one of his only true kinks. Loves giving and receiving, very gentle and sweet but also very forward - he's good at communicating. He's suprisingly not very good at oral because he gets lost in taste and forgets to focus on pleasure, but he is great with his hands. He loves when his partner rides him or approaches him from above because he likes feeling small and/or manhandled. He's only comfortable with a polyamourus situation if Belphie is the other hinge. He's protective in appropriate situations but otherwise respects MC's independence and trusts their judgement. Average to low libido.
Asmo loves domming and subbing in equal measure, if MC is into it Asmo is into it. He has tried every kink under the sun and has his personal preferences but he rarely shares them with casual partners. He actually loves intimacy and tenderness without power dynamics, something raw and real, a no-makeup-on kind of sex, but that requires vulnerability on his part. He's capable of that vulnerability with MC because they aren't affected by his glamour. This simultaneously thrills him and intimidates him. A sexual relationship between Asmo and MC starts slow. He's great at giving and receiving, truly one of the best at reading body language. Even with MC Asmo is still very into casual sex, including group sex and sex dungeons. He would prefer an open relationship where he always ends up in MC's arms at the end of the night regardless of who he was with in the afternoon. MC will always be his favorite but he has urges they may not be able to fulfill. He's fine with MC exploring other people too, his brothers included. As long as you're each others favorites, he's happy and satisfied. He'll activately cheer you on for a date with someone else. Extremely high libido, completely unmatched. But Asmo is also good at respecting boundaries/differing libidos as long as his needs are met elsewhere.
Satan loves powerplay and loves being a dominant. He actually likes the idea of lowkey nonsexual domming where MC occasionally defers to his judgment or asks him for things outside of the bedroom, nothing too obvious, but he loves being in control. Even still he does have a weakness for petplay and will sub as a kitten, but it's quite rare and usually at MC's request. He likes being an authority and protector. He's also into experimentation, he'll try most things once and is always combing his private book collection for new, creative ideas. Some of his kinks are more extreme like predator/prey, but others are quite tame like lacy lingerie or teacher roleplay. Aside from petplay he isn't interested in subbing but he doesn't hate the idea, he just gets a lot more out of domming. He'll give and receive in equal measure, but he really loves witholding and outlasting. Will not share MC with anyone. Suggesting Lucifer will be the end of your relationship, point blank. He isn't posessive or overprotective and he's very mindful of your time. Sometimes he'll posture around Lucifer but even then it's shortlived. Average to high libido, spikes when he discovers something new or unusual to try.
Leviathan has a lot of kinks and powerplay is one of them. He very much prefers subbing because domming intimidates him - he has a problem with being too in his own head. Sex in general excites him and causes him a lot of anxiety. He can be so worried about messing up that he'll struggle to get started or stay focused. A lot of his kinks are hentai inspired, but he's most embarrassed of his mommy/daddy kink. He's actually embarrassed by most of his kinks and most sex acts, but with patience and reassurance he's very receptive to learning. He takes direction very well so he's an excellent sub and he picks up new techniques quickly. He prefers giving because the attention isn't on him. He could never share MC, his self esteem is too low and his sin immediately shuts it down. He is lowkey posessive and needs frequent reassurance from MC which he does take to heart. Just knowing MC chose him has him over the moon. Libido changes based on mood and how much alone time he needs.
Mammon is suprisingly versatile but approaches domming and subbing in different ways. He's actually a capable gentle dom - he really likes taking care of MC and being able to give them pleasure, proving himself to them. But he also likes subbing and having his control taken away, especially if MC goes back and forth between being a little mean and very sweet. He prefers a gentle hand and he desperately wants to please. He'll give and receive with equal gusto and equal volume - he's loud and open about how he feels once he's gotten past his insecure posturing. Romance and sweet nothings really get him going. Praising him is the fastest way to his heart. Sometimes he's a bit of a brat, just a little, but he breaks easily and willingly. Mammon would really prefer monogamy but he might be willing to share MC with his brothers if he's the clear favorite. Mammon is faux possessive where he postures a lot to anyone and everyone but a single look from MC will make him stop. He's clingy and always trying to look his best for MC. However, he's also very reliable and great at sensing actual danger. Pretty high libido.
Lucifer is techically versatile and very into dom/sub dynamics. He has plenty of prior experience domming, and while he's good at it, he gets a lot more out of sex as a submissive. He's always in control of everyone and everything - MC is the first partner he's trusted enough to let go of that control. Subbing is a very vulnerable experience for him and also very freeing. When he subs he enjoys both giving and receiving. He specifically loves being praised and perfect for MC. While he does have some harder kinks, like whips and bondage, his favorite type of sex is late night intimacy with soft music and mutual pleasure. Even though it's not his preference he can be a very good dominant, even if he is quite clinical - it's more about power than sexual gratification for him. Suprisingly, he might share MC with his brothers but it's definitely not his preference. Anyone else is a hard no, especially Diavolo. Lucifer is very private about his sex life, a word from MC to anyone else will completely break all trust he has in them. He can be a tad overprotective but not at all possessive. He trusts MC completely and respects them too much to belittle their judgment, but his fear for their safety sometimes gets the best of him. Libido waxes and wanes depending on how stressed he is.
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elysianhades · 3 months
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ahhhhhhh
When you think of Satan (from obey me)... what words or thoughts or emotions come to mind?
Besides his love for cats and books what else draws your eyes to him
(there are no wrong answers!)
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ad0rechuu · 11 months
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ik i already said this but once again COMGRATS ON 100!!!!! YOU DESERVE IT!!! ☺️☺️☺️
I humbly request 29 (giggling kisses) mixed with 33 (hushed convo between kisses), idk if im allowed to do that but Im requesting it anyway 😁
for this one I'd like either beelzebub or mammon!! your choice!!!
❪ # iii ❫ : MAMMON. ━━ PROMPT 29 & 33
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higher by fifty fifty
🏷️ gn! reader , fluff / slight crack , tw: none, just a very angry luci , wc: 300 , notes: i love ur posts so i’m really honored that u requested this thank you mwah !
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Mammon had messed up.
And somehow you were here too; hiding under a desk in an empty classroom.
“Seriously, Mammon, there is a point where you just have to give up on stealing Goldie. He’s gonna throw you off RAD one of these days.” You hissed. “Also why did you make me run away? I didn’t do anything!”
Mammon absentmindedly nodded at your words but his attention was on your lips.
It’s not like he didn’t care what you were saying. But he couldn’t focus with how pretty your lips were looking right now. He just couldn't help himself!
He leaned forward and pecked your lips, cutting you off as you were in the middle of your rant.
You stared back at him blankly, shocked at his actions.
Now it was his turn to freak out. Big bright blue eyes widened and his cheeks turned a pink hue. “T-that was-… I mean I uhm- you! Ugh- well…”
If he wasn’t so busy avoiding your eyes he would’ve noticed a loving smile creeping on your face as you watched him battle with his own words.
Shushing him, you softly placed your hands on either side on his cheeks. You've completely silenced the boy in front of you as you leaned in. Of your own accord this time.
Both of your eyes fluttered close as you lips met in a soft but passionate kiss.
It didn’t last long as you couldn’t contain the giggles erupting from your chest. He would never admit it out loud, but it sounded like a spring melody to Mammon.
The white-haired boy was about to lean in again when heavy footsteps started to approach the table.
“Mammon!” Lucifer’s anger resonated off the walls.
Mammon had messed up. But it was totally worth it if you ask him.
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