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ev-arrested · 5 months
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ur honor I love them
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haystarlight · 8 months
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I can see Clark from "My Adventures With Superman" carrying around a notebook with a list like this:
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iggyalfi2319 · 9 months
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Scene idea that came up while chatting with @kbthebearcat about Shrunken/Borrower Lois AU
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Two CEOs chatting, then one of them said: What's on your shoulder?
Lois, holding a recorder: 0w0;
CEO: *flicks her off like a bug*
Clark: *catches her*
Lois: darn it
Clark: *shakes, face overshadowed and glasses glaring*
Lois: alright! One more -
Clark: no! You've done enough today! And you nearly got hurt!
Lois: I swear next time I won't get caught!
Clark: no, that's final!
*Plops her into his breast pocket*
As Lois was about to protest that she could manage just fine,
She noticed that the fleshy wall that was Clark's chest was heaving back and forth rather quickly.
Not to mention...
💓 💓 💓 💓 💓
Sure, Clark was known to have an oversized heart, but the heartbeat was pretty loud and fast, even for him...
💭*Was he that worried about me?*💭 Lois thought, slowly leaning against his chest, feeling his ragged breath and his heart thumping heavily against her back.
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oceanview15 · 8 months
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Lois: Clark, you need to be the one to talk to him.
Clark: Why me?
Lois: Because people like you. You're quiet. You say “excuse me” to mannequins. You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning.
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overlord-of-fantasy · 3 months
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Love in Arda
For Valentines day I have multiple cute shipping quotes for you!
Finwe, rushing into the council room: Greetings, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted. Miriel, casually walking in after him: I’m “a couple of things”. Indis, following her, grinning: I’m “got distracted”.
Nerdanel, nervously: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? Feanor, hesitently pulling out his sword: AS ENEMIES?! Nerdanel: ...
Melkor: We’re getting married, bitches! Mairon: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.
Rog: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Salgant: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Rog: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Salgant: Is it working?
Melkor: Hey, what’s up? Manwe, lying in the grass, watching birds: The sky. The eagles. Melkor, rolling his eyes: No, I meant like, what are you doing? Manwe, innocently: Oh, Varda. Varda, over Melkors crying: *highfives Manwe* Nice!
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mikitheswiftie · 6 months
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Clark: Lois’ dad is the general! THE general who tried to kill me🤯
Lois: There are alternate versions of Clarks who annihilate the world!
Ma Kent: I can’t stand Lois’ dad
Pa Kent: I am supposed to preheat the oven 😦
General Lane: I wanna gooooo *joining in because he didn’t want to be left out
Jimmy:
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aintinacage · 8 months
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I’m sorry. Earth is closed today.
William Shakespeare’s Avengers (Part 7/?)
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luxthestrange · 1 year
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TWST Incorrect quotes#281 The Facepalm
Yuu: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now...No response Mal: Wow, He sounds utterly stupid Yuu: But he is not,he is really smart actually...Just dense Mal: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… 'Hey! I love you!' Yuu: I guess you’re right...Hey Malleus, I love you too Mal: See! Just say that! Yuu: Holy-*Facepalms and sighs* Mal: If that flies over his head then, Apologies Yuu, but they're too dumb for you Yuu: MAL-
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shadow-coolness · 4 months
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*the trio are camping out*
Clark quickly gets up: PA THE CHICKENS ARE DROWNING!!
*Clark instantly goes back to sleep*
Lois: The hell was that?!
Jimmy: Recurring farm nightmare.
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waterfire1848 · 10 months
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Jimmy: Just go over to Lois and tell her you like her. What’s the worst that could happen?
Clark: She could hear me.
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Spider Queen: WHY IS THERE A BLACK HOLE!? Huntsman: Ask the mad scientist Syntax: It's actually genius scientist
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gridanian-red-mage · 9 months
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The Darkness of Toto-Rak--Part 2/2
If she had a gil for every time she was surrounded by darkness to fight something summoned by an Ascian, she'd have two gil. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. (For now.)
She's got this, though.👍👍
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one-half-guy · 1 year
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Connie immobilizing Tangle: I will ask just one time! Where is Clove?
Whisper stomping on Maw: I will do you one better, who is Clove?
Maw: I will do you one better, why is Clove?!
Connie: So you won't tell me, huh? Fine I will shoot at your fuzzy friend!
Whisper: Go ahead, shoot my girlfriend and I blast your friend's face!! *Charges the orange wisp and the wispon barrel enlarges*
Maw: Go ahead Storm! I can take it.
Abyss wrapped by Tangle's tail: NO! He can't take it!
Silver: She's right, he can't take it.
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iggyalfi2319 · 9 months
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More than a toy (MAWS G/T AUs)
A/N: a little bit of context, it's a scene imagined in a mix of two MAWS g/t AUs: Borrower!Lois and Toy!Clark, where Clark is an action figure like toy (a bit like Buzz Lightyear) who never got sold and got brought to life thanks to a piece of meteorite inside of his chest.
I have yet to determine how Borrower!Lois, Toy!Clark and Human!Jimmy met up, but this scene take place at the very beginning of their adventures. I was thinking Clark could be a bit like Zeta/Zee, discovering about humanity and stuff (he knows the basics, but not the subtilities)
TW: use of deshumanizing(?) it/its, temporary character "death", injuries/damages, angst, chat/script format, English not my native language
NOTE: I'm aware I probably made the characters OOC here, hence the AU tag. If you don't like it, you may leave this post. You've been warned, read at your own risk.
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Somewhere nearby a warehouse:
Clark: I don't think we should go, I have a bad feeling about this -
Lois: *scoffs, walking past him* you're just a toy, what would you know about feelings?
Clark: . . . *overshadowed face, glasses glaring*
Jimmy: Dude, harsh much?...
Lois: *it*'s just a puppet made of plastic who miraculously "powered up" thanks to a piece of meteorite or so *it* said -
*a growling hound suddenly stood before them*
Jimmy: huuuuuh, nice doggy?...
Dog: *growls even more before pouncing*
Lois: *close her eyes and braces herself*-
***CRUNCH***
Jimmy: *horrified gasp*
Lois: *opens her eyes*
*Clark had one of his arms caught in the beast's maw while he held it off with all his strength*
Clark: Leave my friends alone! *aims his laser eyes straight into the animal's ocular globe*
*The dog yowls and growls, shaking it's head but its maw solidly shut on Clark, who refuses to let go either*
Lois, shaking: 💭 Friends?... a-after all the things I said?... 💭
Jimmy: we have to help him!
Lois: *shakes out of her stupor* Throw me on its back!
Jimmy: Are you crazy?!
Lois: Not my first rodeo! Come on!
*insert intense fighting scene*
*The dog was finally gone, thanks for Jimmy scaring it off with his camera's flash*
Lois: C...Clark?...
Clark: *lies lifelessly, his arm in a bad state and the hatch on his chest open...and empty. He definitely looked a lot more like a toy in this state...*
Lois: Clark, come on... wake up...
Jimmy: Lois...
Lois: Why isn't he waking up!
Jimmy: 💭 she called him "he" ...💭 ... Lois, Clark must have lost his power source during the fight...
Lois: Power source?...
Jimmy: The piece of meteorite... he showed it to me the first time we met...
Lois: W-We have to find it!
*They looked around, before Lois spots a soft blinking blue light. She went to it, finding the meteorite there... who was ironically shaped like a heart.*
*what a very bad joke...*
Lois: I found it!
*she rushes to Clark and Jimmy, who was trying to fix his arm the best he could*
Lois: *shoves the heart inside of Clark's chest and slams down the hatch* C'mon, Clark...wake up... please...
Jimmy: Lois...
Lois: Shut up! He...He can't die!
Jimmy: You were the one who said he was just a toy...
Lois: And I regret it, okay?! I-I didn't mean to... He's...*sniffles* He's our friend... my friend...
*Suddenly, Clark's eyes lit up before his whole body started to glow and fixed itself.*
Lois: C-Clark?...
*The glow fades, as Clark's toy like look changed back to his more human looking one.*
Clark: urgh... what happened?...
Jimmy: Dude! You're alive!
Clark: What- oof!
Lois: *tackles him in a hug* YOU IDIOT!
Clark: L-Lois?...
Lois: N-Never scare us like that again...
Clark: I'm sorry?...
Lois: and here you are again apologizing for something that isn't your fault *bonks him*
Clark: O-Ow!
Lois, hugging him: *mumbles* I'm sorry, for what I said...
Clark: ... *hugs her back* It's fine, really...
*Lois's overshadowed face was a hint that she didn't quite believe it but she just smiled*
💭 Definitely more than a just a toy 💭
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oceanview15 · 8 months
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Clark: Lois told me to "go get it, man!". So i'm going to go get it, man.
Jimmy: Get what?
Clark: Unclear. I'll get everything just to be safe
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late-to-the-fandom · 2 years
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Incorrect Quotes!
Tagged by the ever sweet @writingpotato07
Rules: use this quote generator & list as many quotes as you like using characters from your WIPs, then tag as many people as quotes you listed.
Tagging: @crunchypuff125, @scourge-lover, @velvethopewrites
Pretty sure each of these is a direct quote from my Renathal/Maw Walker series. It’s actually spooky how dead on this is.
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Maw Walker: What’s up? I’m back.  Renathal: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead  Maw Walker: Death is a social construct.
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Renathal: Truth or dare?  Maw Walker: Truth.  Renathal: How many hours have you slept this week?  Maw Walker:  Maw Walker: Dare.  Renathal: Go to sleep.  Maw Walker: I don't like this game.
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Renathal: Are you ready to commit?  Maw Walker: Like, a crime or a relationship?
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