Can we get retail Steph with Young Justice?
Retail Steph: Part 7
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[grocery store]
Steph: What seems to be the problem?
Kon: I'm trying to buy this watermelon but the self-checkout isn't working.
Steph: *manually enters the produce*
Steph: There you go.
Kon: Ohhh, I thought the fruits grew their own barcodes.
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[coffee shop]
Steph: Good morning, what can I get you guys?
Cassie: I'll take the Wonder Woman frapppucino.
Keli: I'll have an iced Lantern latte.
Greta: And I'll do the Haunted London Fog.
Steph: Come again?
Cassie: They're from the secret menu.
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[clothing store]
Steph: *knocks on the dressing room door*
Steph: You okay? You've been in there for a long time.
Bart: *emerges wearing 100 shirts*
Bart: BEHOLD, THE SHIRTMAN!
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[drive-thru]
Steph: I got the cheeseburger combo?
Steph: *looks out the window*
Steph: Hello? Anyone there?
*arrow whizzes by and snags the bag*
Cissie, in the distance: Thanks!
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[furniture store]
Anita: I would like to return this lamp.
Steph: Why's it all sliced up?
Anita: Doesn't matter. I read the warranty and it is covered.
Steph: We need to change that policy.
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[restaurant]
Steph: Did anyone here have the spaghetti?
Jinny and Amy: *talking to each other*
Steph: No? Okay.
Steph: *starts walking away*
Amy: Actually that was us.
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[call center]
Steph: Can I get your permanent address?
Slobo: I don't have an Earth one.
Steph: Can I at least get a good mailing address then? It won't let me continue without one.
Slobo: *throws a dart at a map*
Slobo: We can use 115 South Holden Street. Let's hope they don't mind.
Steph, knowing that's her address: ...
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[Young Justice group chat]
Tim: Steph's not talking to me. What did you guys do?
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Just a Headcanon
Hear me out. So, Hal has his father's jacket as one of his most precious possessions, but I like to think that his wallet is in the same the category, not as if Hal likes it for the amount of money it holds (not much) but because it holds the photos of the people he loves.
He saw once the one that Bruce had and thought to himself, yeah, that's it, that's exactly what I need.
Each section is for a different group, it goes like this
The lanterns all of them making silly faces at the camera
The justice league, in a selfie pose
Carol and Tom, arms crossed with black lens
Wally and Roy, a photo taken in a sleepover, black market writings all over their faces
Barry and Iris, sitting on the couch , eating popcorn and embracing each other
Ollie and Dinah, with her carrying him in a bridal style
His nephew's crowding the photo as if fighting for who would take the most space in the frame
His brothers the photo had been cut from an old family album
His mom and dad, the photo of their wedding day
None of the knew that he had all this photos on his wallets until he lost it one day on the Watchtower and spent the day frantically searching for it
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Thinking about that gl scene again and I can’t remember if Keli is black or not but either way this scene is so bad
Especially because she literally just has curly hair
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