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jasontoddsguns · 6 days
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Yeah I’m good, got the opportunity to put on my fun bandaids! (Seriously though, fun looking bandaids heal the body and the soul)
Personally think it’s better to eat shit in front of others- instead of by yourself. I need someone to ask me, “are you alright?” in order to force myself to get up.
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jasontoddsguns · 6 days
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This post has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I just face-planted.
Personally think it’s better to eat shit in front of others- instead of by yourself. I need someone to ask me, “are you alright?” in order to force myself to get up.
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jasontoddsguns · 6 days
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I’ll end up stewing in my own pain and misery while doing the family guy death pose, if no one is around.
Personally think it’s better to eat shit in front of others- instead of by yourself. I need someone to ask me, “are you alright?” in order to force myself to get up.
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jasontoddsguns · 6 days
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Personally think it’s better to eat shit in front of others- instead of by yourself. I need someone to ask me, “are you alright?” in order to force myself to get up.
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jasontoddsguns · 9 days
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In case it seems like every third comic has Batman in it... you're not wrong. He's been in 38.6% of DC issues since 2020, with a stark increase if 8% each decade since the 90s and surpassing Superman in popularity. Despite this, there's been a massive drop off of comics where he is teamed up with Superman or a Robin (although the amount of group team ups between Batman Family members has increased, as well as Nightwing solos).
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jasontoddsguns · 11 days
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This implies that there is a number where being stabbed is only kinda funny. What’s the median and cutoff?
i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:
1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.
2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.
60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.
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jasontoddsguns · 11 days
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First off- 😭💥❤️🙏 thank you
Also, I truly did not realize how much this poem reflects my feelings. You see, this poem was under the prompt of “home”. I’m currently in college and cannot return home. This poem was not meant to so mournful of the moments I’m missing, but now that I read it again- I can see my own yearning. Admittedly, I didn’t intend to fuck up the stanza. Both “from man frying eggs” and “both my mom and I” were meant to have 6 syllables. But you put such meaning in my mistakes that I now consider those lines happy little accidents. Thank you so much, and I need to lie down and cry semi-happy tears.
Guys I need you to comment something funny or pretentious on the poem I’m about to post- its for an essay.
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jasontoddsguns · 11 days
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poems good but i am a permanent hater
That’s fine, but if you choose to hate on me- I expect your finest work.
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jasontoddsguns · 11 days
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I know I asked you guys to comment and all that, but y’all’s analysis is so sweet and kind. Thank you all, this really helps not only with my essay but also my general happiness.
Guys I need you to comment something funny or pretentious on the poem I’m about to post- its for an essay.
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jasontoddsguns · 11 days
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Wait why is this really good feedback 😭 this is going in my essay thanks dude!!!!
Guys I need you to comment something funny or pretentious on the poem I’m about to post- its for an essay.
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jasontoddsguns · 11 days
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Guys please 🧎🙏 my essay 😭💥
Guys I need you to comment something funny or pretentious on the poem I’m about to post- its for an essay.
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jasontoddsguns · 11 days
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A cat chirps at the birds,
While a woman looks on.
The gray rocking chair creaks,
With the weight of two cats and a woman.
Noises from the kitchen,
From man frying eggs.
He will offer me some,
While knowing my dislike.
But It’s the “principle” of the thing.
A dog barks at nothing,
Tail wagging with interest.
Other dogs turn to look,
to find an empty street. (albeit a bird or two)
“Just another chapter”
That is a bold faced lie.
Both my mom and I,
will end up reading all night.
That’s fine, we’ll both have each other's company.
Guys I need you to comment something funny or pretentious on the poem I’m about to post- its for an essay.
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jasontoddsguns · 11 days
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Guys I need you to comment something funny or pretentious on the poem I’m about to post- its for an essay.
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jasontoddsguns · 12 days
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75% of all Esty sales are from the hero/villian community.
I would never take motif-ed villains/heroes seriously. Like yeah that was a good monologue, but also you’re like the top buyer of assorted clown stuff on Etsy.
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jasontoddsguns · 12 days
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I would never take motif-ed villains/heroes seriously. Like yeah that was a good monologue, but also you’re like the top buyer of assorted clown stuff on Etsy.
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jasontoddsguns · 20 days
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Endless cycle of abuse
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jasontoddsguns · 26 days
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10k followers and still no bitches...
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