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schumigrace · 1 year
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not your post being the thing that made me realise hot cross buns were an actual thing i'm so embarrassed 💀
jd they're the only thing I eat in the spring💀 so so good toasted with some strawberry jam or just a bit of butter if you ever feel like trying one
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donttellunclesam · 1 month
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stevie & eddie s4
(close ups under the cut)
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airborneice · 5 months
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i think we all know who the REAL star of season 3 is
i'm making a vague attempt to pace out this season by doing a drawing after each episode, so anyway here's my new fave character
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callmepip · 1 year
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Explaining Internet Horror Things Badly
Local 58 - the moon is one scary ass motherfucker.
Gemini Home Entertainment - neptune is one scary ass motherfucker.
Mandela Catalog - what if jesus, but like among us.
The Monument Mythos/Nixonverse - THE STATUES ARE MOVING! Anyways, America is a country built on the suffering of oppressed peoples, and-
FNAF VHS - What if FNAF made sense?
Welcome Home - tumblr sexyman muppet feeds people to house (REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT)
SMILE Tapes - Don't Do Drugs :)
Gilbert Garfield - WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING.
Kane Pixel's Backrooms - 🎶 My life is like a videogame-🎶
Vita Carnis - meat is everywhere.
The June Archive and Restoration Project - Fuck you nintendo, deleting hatena flipnote killed a junillion innocent stickmen
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - funny muppet become scary muppet.
Mystery Flesh Pit National Park - It is a lovely morning in The Flesh Pit, and you are a horrible capitalist.
VibingLeaf - creepypasta if it was good
TMK - the whole thing was leading up TO A DAMN KARL MARX JOKE!
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themthemthemthemthemthemthem-
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mikayesha · 1 month
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Guess who rewatched the ace attorney anime
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stealingpotatoes · 3 months
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^ I SAW THAT THE OTHER DAY n said this, but i can't choose who to make this real w so let's crowdsource our options!
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deimcs · 4 months
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GALE DEKARIOS / Baldur's Gate III (2023)
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yellowvixen · 1 year
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pink sonic this, pink shadow that. well what about PINK METAL!!!!!!!
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3rinbkk · 1 year
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jungkook’s masterlist💗
SERIES 
risqué by @mercurygguk - on going
genre: age gap au, angst, smut, fluff. summary: in which Jungkook struggles to keep his relationship with you strictly appropriate and it’s not like you’re making it easy for him. 
runaway by @archivedkookie - on going
genre: best friend’s brother au, fwb, 4 years age gap, smut, angst, fluff, slow burn. summary: when your best friend’s brother, your first-ever crush, offers to help you explore your sexual desires, you just can’t refuse. especially when it’s someone as irresistible as Jeon Jungkook. 
mutual help  by @personasintro - on going
genre: fluff, angst, smut, slow burn, fake dating au.  summary: in order for you to pretend to be his girlfriend, he helps you with your sexual desires– he calls it a mutual help. 
bad influence by @noteguk
summary: in which you know Jungkook is a bad influence on you, but you can’t avoid falling for him every time.
practice by @chryblossomjjk
genre: college au, fwb, smut, fluff, angst. 
blackout by @jjungxkook
genre: best friends to lovers, roommate and college au, fluff, crack, smut. summary: utility bills shooting up like this should be an international crime. luckily, Jungkook has the perfect idea(s) to save up money and make your night sinfully unforgettable. 
the dilf installments  by @mercurygguk - on going
genre: established relationship, smut, angst, fluff. summary: this series follows Jungkook’s life as a divorced father. but wait, how exactly does one balance being a father, a boyfriend, a friend, and a respectable boss at the same time?
to turn a bad thing good  by @chateautae - on going
genre: series, arranged marriage!au, fwb!au, haters to lovers, smut, fluff, angst.  summary: Jungkook’s drunken one night stand goes awry when he comes to learn not only is he being forced into an arranged marriage, but it’s to the very girl he abandoned that night– and things get a lot more complicated when you’re the best hookup he’s ever had.
the weekend  by @chryblossomjjk
genre: m/18+, fwb, angst, smut. summary: every weekend, you give Jungkook a little taste of something he’s missing monday through friday.
hair dye: the collection  by @mercurygguk
genre: established relationship, fluff, sumt.  summary: series about Jungkook’s different hair colors. 
denial by @girlygguk
genre: fwb au, secret-ish situationship, smut/fluff-ish/angt-ish. summary: it’s been a plethora of secret meetups, quickies in the bathrooms of his awards shows, and 2 am ‘you up?’ texts during you year-long situationship with Jungkook. you both agreed in the beginning that your careers are far too hectic to commit to anything serious, but you can't shake the shitty ache in your chest every time the high wears off, or when you’re crawling out of his bed in the middle of the night, trying to exile the shitty feeling of longing that you harbor for him, you spend time with another one of your guy friends. Jungkook sees, and he’s mad.
colour me in by @taegularities
genre: fwb, fake dating, college!au; fluff, angst, smut. summary: Jungkook’s door only opens for you when there’s a barter: a trade of lust and haze. but today you knock for something more, as intriguing as it is frightening- and you hope it doesn’t close his door forever. 
gradation by @shina913
genre: bf2l, fwb, slow burn; fluff, angst, smut. summary: on your wedding day, your fiancé leaves you at the altar. while reeling from the embarrassment and heartbreak your best friend, Jungkook, wants to do everything that he can to help you heal.
in the seom by @thvhoe
genre: college au, fwb to lovers, smut, angst, fluff.
p&p by @yoon-kooks
genre: smut, fluff, college!au.
spicy n' sweet by @thvhoe
genre: established relationship, fluff, smut, angst, dance au x boxer au. summary: Jeon Jungkook is the perfect guy... to piss off your parents. he's buff, inked up and the definition of their worst nightmare but hey, when love comes knocking on your door there's not much you can do. it's not like you planned on falling for him... it just kinda happened, and honestly, you're not even mad about it. not at all.
in which by @onlyswan
genre: established relationship, fluff. NOTE: this is one of (if not MY) favorite series i've ever read. it's so beautiful and heartwarming and it brings me so much comfort,,, thank u so much for this amazing work of art <3
bitchin' by @kinktae
genre: 1980s au, eventual smut, e2l. summary: the 80s were a time of choices. which perm was right for you? what color neon would you wear next? none of these choices, however, were more questionable than a certain deal you made with Jean Jungkook.
ONE SHOTS
make you mine by @mercurygguk
genre: college au, friends to lovers au, fluff, angst, smut. summary: your first day at your new college is quite eventful to sa th least. but everything seems slightly less chaotic when Jeon Jungkook offers to help you on your way - if only knowing him wasn’t an even bigger mess than the day you first met. 
never be friends by @jjungxkook
genre: best friends to lovers, fluff, crack, suggestive. summary: a healthy mix of irritation and amusement leads to kissing and making out with your best friend. everyone knows that. 
white lies by @noteguk
genre: smut, fluff, very minor angst.  summary: in which Jungkook lies his way out of and into trouble. bet he can’t tell white lies when it comes to you. 
happy birthday loser  by @jungk0oksthighs
genre: idiots to lovers, smut. summary: after three years of limping over your roommate, you give him one hell of a birthday celebration.
what if I love you too much? by @taleasnewastime
genre: fluff, angst, smut, single mum reader. summary: jungkook. it’s only a name you learn after your son kicks his ball over the fence. before that you only knew him as the hot new neighbour who mows his lawn topless. and though you have no intention of getting to know him anymore than that, inevitably you do. you don’t necessarily fall, it’s too slow for that, but you definitely develop feelings you don’t intend to feel. because you know men like him, and you know that whatever you’re feeling, he’s probably not feeling the same. all the same, however hard you try, you can’t help yourself.
roommates by @jjkeverlast
genre: roommates to lovers, roommates au.  summary: you’ve been roommates with jeon jungkook for quite some time now, not having a single thought of him other than a roommate. but things take an unexpected turn when you accidentally catch him in the act.
on my knees by @jjkeverlast
genre: smut (seriously this is pure smut) summary: who needs a vibrator when Jeon Jungkook is here to do the job? not you. 
the act of falling by @kooktrash
genre: smut, angst, fluff, established fwb, fuckboy!jk x fem!reader. summary: what was supposed to be a meaningless fling has turned into much more before you both realized you were falling. now all you can do is hope that all the challenges you’ve faced are worth something.
stay by @koostarcandy
genre: fluff, angst, slight smut, this is the “she fell first bet he fell harder” trope. summary: Jungkook comes in and out of your life like a recurring side character in a 90s show. you wish that he would stay, just like the main character that he is.
eat me by @7deadlysinsfics
genre: pwp, fwb au, f2l au, smut, fluff. summary: you accuse all men of not knowing how to make women cum, and your best friend, ever the competitive one, challenges you to let him show you that he doesn’t fall into that category. blame the tequila for what ensues.
the boy with galaxies in his eyes by @oddinary4bts
genre: fwb to lovers, idol!au, angst (a lot), smut (a whole lot too), fluff. summary: you had never thought the night sky could be found in someone’s eyes. that is, until you met Jeon Jungkook and his gravity pulled you in. will he crush you with the galaxies in his eyes, or will you learn to explore his worlds and make them yours?
changes in between by @taegularities
genre: roommate au, s2f2l; some crack, fluff, angst, smut. summary: “does that mean that I can kiss you now” becoming the roommate of Jeon Jungkook is the biggest change you’ve ever gotten thrown into- but little do you know that the addition of another man will bring even further turbulence into your (love) life. 
rockstar 101 by @jeonjcngkook
genre: rockstar au, pwp, established relationship, smut, just pure unadulterated filth. summary: in the words of christina aguilera, “there’s nothing more dangerous than a boy with charm” and Jungkook is certainly coated in it.
groupie by @joonsy2k
genre: smut, fluff if you squint. summary: your best friend Jimin invites you to see his band, painted duck, perform at your local bar. you didn't expect to end up backstage with the bands lead bassist.
feel better by @mercurygguk
summary: your boyfriend arrives home after the Grammys, seeming annoyed and disappointed. and as his girlfriend, you want to make him feel better.
seven days a week by @back2bluesidex
genre: pwp, smut, fluff if you squint. summary: Jungkook promised himself that he will be fucking you right seven days a week.
primrose by @jeonjcngkook
genre: romance, established relationship, fluff, smut. summay: "I said... we're not done. understand?"
concrete king by @bratkook
genre: fluff, smut, limbo energy. summary: when a cute boy in a tacky hawaiian shirt lands a trick in your honor there's no way you could ever say no to him.
part two: hit the slopes.
DRABBLES
strawberry lips by @personasintro
genre: fluff  summary: it’s not your fault your professor is extremely young and oh, so hot. 
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jungkookverse · 9 months
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this is the funniest thing they've ever done
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kerahlice · 3 months
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Just some pandalily and jegulus for Valentine’s Day. Bakery!AU
Regulus is the owner, Pandora is in charge to put some colour to their creations. And of course James and Lily are very much in love.
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gunsatthaphan · 3 months
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"you make me proud."
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wispedvellichor · 2 months
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Neil Gaiman with
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burstbub · 1 month
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And then everyone clapped
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ego-meliorem-esse · 11 months
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what does your interp of Poland look like
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This is Poland's interpretation of Poland :)
Polish Hussars are cool and this guy def isn't <3<3<3
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