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ask-whitepearl-and-steven · 22 hours

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have you ever considered hiring assassins, to help you deal with the readership?

I have.... I have thought about it.

#chekhov answers #some of y'all need to chill #but the rest of you i love #we walk a thin line #for legal reasons this is a JOKE

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grendelsmilf · 1 day

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marcille is gonna be so mad when she finds out that kabru isn’t a beautiful butch lesbian

#o.tv #for legal reasons this is a joke

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krazys-ass-emporium · 3 days

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I regret to inform everyone that my wife died.

#Krazy Rambles #for legal reasons this is a joke

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snixx · 2 days

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sometimes i start typing a comment and then remember the T-H-I-N-K acronym checklist. and then I remember I have a tumblr blog for exactly this reason

#FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE #aro stuff #vagueposting the shit out of tumblr dot com #aromantic

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rata-novus · 5 days

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okay wait im not done talking abt this yet but dropout could do the funniest fucking thing in the entire world and come out with a mystery/ghost hunting show

#the h files #watcher #dropout #for legal reasons this is a joke

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mawofthemagnetar · 6 months

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Season 10 prediction:

Tango's base will be a dirt hut with no roof next to a chestmonster. anyone asking him to do any redstone more complicated than a sugarcane farm will be met with Tango abruptly cutting the call and turning up outside their house two days later with a fire axe.

#for legal reasons this is a joke

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pixiemage · 8 days

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According to my phone, I have big plans today

#Bdubs #Bdoubleo100 #Hermitcraft #FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE #thank Stara for it #this is what happens when you find out one of your blorbos lives in your state

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shorthistorian · 1 year

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Wow! Elon Musk introduces tiered check system to Twitter

#Twitter #Elon Musk #the other hellsite #WOW #for legal reasons this is a joke #or at least it was when I posted it #if Elon steals it he owes me

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bbglewis · 3 months

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nico rosberg you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

#FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE #f1 #formula 1 #nico rosberg #lewis hamilton #brocedes #silly season

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deci-doodles · 14 days

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A prediction

#genshin impact #for legal reasons this is a joke #sethos #cyno

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uneducated-author · 8 months

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In defense to Chuuya, if I broke into a prison to find MY boyfriend dancing with another man I'd shoot them as well. You wouldn't? Good for you. I support gay rights, gay wrongs and gay vengeance. We're not the same.

Alternatively, if I was Dazai, and my boyfriend was helping out my arch nemesis, I would drown them. What? You're possessed? Yeah right, likely story. Into the juice with you.

#bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #bungou stray dogs spoilers #soukoku #for legal reasons this is a joke

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imperialstark · 10 months

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can you imagine the chaos if ao3 and tumblr were down at the same time. i'd kill myself

#for legal reasons this is a joke #my mental health does NOT rely on the survival of two websites 🙃#gabi overshares #ao3

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fantastic-nonsense · 1 year

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actually you know what? the casting works, because I would be bitter and betray the gods if Lin Manuel Miranda was my dad too

#percy jackson #pjo #pjo tv #hermes #lin manuel miranda #for legal reasons this is a joke

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confused-kinnie · 4 months

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Get this post 1k reblogs and Asriel will read the Bible

#mod flowey #for legal reasons this is a joke

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dovesndecay · 24 days

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Okay folks, the last one lost traction and it's April now anyway. So yeah, it's time for my newest, updated plea for help. (I'm not happy about it any more than you are, I promise.)

the spiel:

Hi, I'm a disabled qpoc and I have too many damn bills for how little work I can do, and how little money that brings in.

My attempts to be a professional adult are my print store and patreon.

all the necessities and accessories i can't afford no matter how much i stare at them are over here

the household wishlist includes some groceries, accessibility items, and a myriad of other products we haven't been able to acquire.

now. the bills. my eternal nemesis. and i don't mean that in a sexy-sort-of-pin-me-to-the-wall-way but in the "i wish i could hunt certain political positions for sport" kind of way but, alas, here we are.

I'm $280 short on paying the last of March's bills, and April's bills have come out to a whopping $1K.

(we are sharing a commiserating look, right now, you and I. Yes, you understand why I desire a hunting license. We are nodding our heads together in quiet resignation.)

In all honesty, I haven't been doing well. (I doubt anyone noticed; I'm very stoic and closed off from other people, you see) so if you can, and only if you can, any & all help is amazing:

Venmo: dovesndecay

Cashapp: $dovesndecay

Paypal: LINK

#we cope with HUMOR and also KNIVES #for legal reasons this is a joke #mutual aid #fundraising

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dear-ao3 · 1 month

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going to find whoever invented two factor authentication and eat all of their socks for breakfast

#for legal reasons this is a joke #you ever have an assignment that makes you pull up the drop out page on your university's website #not a tag #from saph

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