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weclassybouquetfun · 2 years

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S3 of THE BOYS is here and it is still as unhinged, unapologetically depraved and unyielding in its humor and depravity.

Joining the cast this season is Jensen Ackles, late of CW's SUPERNATURAL, which was created by THE BOYS' creator/showrunner Eric Kripke.

Sadly Ackles won't let the show die. He's a producer on the prequel series for THE CW focusing on the parents of Sam and Dean Winchester.

This season Tomer Capone is being credited with his actual surname Capone, whereas in previous years he's worked as either Tomer Kapon or Tomer Capon (S1 and S2 of THE BOYS).

He follows with other actors who have gone back to their roots like Thandie Newton who now goes by her real name Thandiwe, A DISCOVERY OF WITCHES Greg Chilling who now acts under his real surname Chillingrian and A MILLION LITTLE THING and PSYCHE's James Roday who added his real surname Rodriguez to his stage name.

I'm just waiting for THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Paul Wesley to see the light and return to acting as Paul Wasilewski.

The first three episodes have dropped and what nonsense did THE BOYS bring to the yard?

SPOILERS

-While we have to wait until episode six to get the fabled "Herogasm" episode, episode 1 was likely a teaser of the insanity that will unfold in that episode. The first episode finds Frenchie and Kimiko after an Atom/Ant-Man-esque Supe named Termite who, in uses his body as a sounding device to give pleasure to his hook-up. Nostrils smarting from the lines he was snorting he sneezes while inside his partner effectively exploding him.

The Ant-Man v. Thanos fans got their wish.

There were other things that were cribbed from fan culture like -

-The Bourke Cut with DAWN OF THE SEVEN director Adam Bourke having fans hashtagging his crap, which is a direct nod to JUSTICE LEAGUE's SnyderCut fan campaign. Which was so annoying, but I do doff my cap to the SynderCut zealots who rigged the Oscars' Favorite Moment campaign and got a Flash scene from JUSTICE LEAGUE to best SPIDERMAN: NO WAY HOME. Not all heroes wear capes. Literally. Barry doesn't wear a cape.

-The line from Allison telling Bourke that Tony Gilroy's reshoots saved his film is a nod to Tony Gilroy having to step in to save Star Wars' ROGUE ONE. It could be a nod to Joss Whedon having to step in to finish JL, but c'mon, he didn't save that film.

-Jensen Ackles being cast as the show's version of Captain America is, to me, a nod to how Ackles (and his fans) swears up and down that he was up for Captain America but couldn't do the film because of his SUPERNATURAL schedule.

-Sean Patrick Flanery playing Gunpower when Flanery played the titular character Powder in the 1995 film.

-Homelander with the suicidal girl is a popular panel from a Superman comic. Of course, it ends waaaaaay differently.

Other things I liked about the first three episodes:

- The brief return of Simon Pegg as Hughie's dad.

-The before and after of Hughie's life when he realized the truth about Victoria Neuman. One day he's making smoothies, fixing the perfect breakfast; the next smoothie's splattered in the sink, food's rubbish.

-Characters letting their freak flag fly. The Deep drawing an octopus (the ill-fated Timothy??) into his sex life. Confirmation from what fans gathered from S2 that Frenchie is not just for people sexually open but he is, as well. Vincent Cassel as a safe word is a sexy choice.

-I love when a Nazi decides to k-word themselves but it's funny that Stormfront put up with giving Homelander handy js because she still had hopes that he was on the same Aryan wave she was but when she realized that he's only focused on himself that's what pushed her over the edge.

-Just when I thought Homelander couldn't be any worse of a person he does something nastier and meaner and cruel beyond comprehension. Antony Starr is remarkable because Homelander is truly frightening and almost stomach turning but I can't look away because Starr is so incredible as this character.

-If Hughie and Starlight break up it will be for the best. I'm not 100% convinced that her ex Supersonic is truly there to have her back, but if they got back together that would make perfect sense. She and Hughie are on different paths and as much as she was down for vengeance last season she's easing off it because - while she knows the inherent risks of trying to tangle with Homelander - she's not willing to lose her soul for the cause. Hughie is, though.

-What I didn't like is that Nate Mitchell who plays Black Noir didn't play the young Black Noir. We will never see this poor man onscreen.

Nate next to Karl Urban.

#the boys #jensen ackles #karen fukuhara #chace crawford #tomer capone #nate mitchell #karl urban #jack quaid #the boys season 3 #the boys cast #the boys s3 #the boys tv #laz alonso #antony starr #supernatural

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heartman · 2 years

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What are your favorite MCU movies?

Hey anon!! I think my faves are as follows:

1. Captain Marvel (Carol Danvers my beloved, I am so in love with her it isn't even funny)

2. Werewolf By Night (because who doesn't love a good shlocky fifties style horror movie? A masterclass in classic horror which surprised me but I adored it)

3. Eternals (I can't gush about this movie enough. There's something about someone being so old and all knowing yet still struggling to find a place even amongst those who are like them and I adored everything this movie had to offer. I love the slower pacing and it was serene and almost sensual in a way and every about it makes me gush I will never shut up about it ever)

4. The Thor movies (always have a good time with these and while Love and Thunder felt a little lacking, every movie has been a good time, Thor never fails)

5. Ant Man 1 & 2 (I love how laid back they are and it's a good starting point because they're so self contained and I loved Ava Starr/Ghost)

6. Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness (Wanda being an iconic horror girl? We love to see it. Also Charlize Theron as Clea is exciting. I loved the creativity with the magic and the set pieces and Christine Palmer is *chef's kiss* perfection. America Chavez was a fun addition and I love Sam Raimi's flair on his movies)

7. Captain America The Winter Soldier (this movie OWNED MY ENTIRE ASS IN 2014 okay I was pretty convinced I was gonna become Sebastian Stan's best friend if we ever met but alas 17 year old me could only dream)

8. Shang Chi and the Legend Of The Ten Rings (the fight scenes! The whole sequence in the beginning where Shang Chi's mom and dad do that fight at the gates of Ta Lo was sexier than any sex scenes I've ever watched like it Did Things ™️ to me and I still haven't recovered)

9. 2012 Avengers (the one that started it all. I still get the same feeling I did that some great was happening with this movie and I love seeing where it all started compared to where they are now. It's a good time and yeah I have nothing more to say on it other than Natasha was fantastic and the fact that Thanos was in Loki's head even back then is mind boggling)

10. Infinity War (Avengers Endgame wants what this movie has and I will not elaborate)

11. Black Panther (a beautiful movie with a superb cast. The way Chadwick Boseman exudes class and charisma and charm through the entire film is stunning and the idea that even family can learn and grow as you learn and grow and try to be better is a wonderful message, I love this movie and Chadwick Boseman is gone too soon. Rest in peace, sir. I am very excited to see Namor in the sequel but it won't be the same without T'Challa, I just know it)

12. Black Widow (a wonderful sendoff for a character who deserves better. This movie came too little too late but it did introduce the wonderful Yelena Belova and Red Guardian. Natasha, I miss you and yeah. Natasha deserved better than the MCU gave her, especially considering she was one of the original six Avengers)

13. GOTG 1 (A great intro to a great team. Gamora has my heart alongside basically every other woman in the MCU and Bucky, and it really was just a fun romp through space after the MCU introduced a much darker tone with The Dark World. I am ecstatic for Adam Warlock's introduction in GOTG 3 and I do wish Dennis from Always Sunny was playing Starlord instead of crispy rat man. It also bugs me that Peter is confirmed to be half celestial in the MCU as of GOTG 2 and it is NEVER TOUCHED UPON AGAIN LIKE WTF FEIGE)

14. Basically the first three movies of the Fox X-Men series (so First Class, DoFP and Apocalypse)

15. LOGAN (made me cry shut up Caliban I miss you)

#marvel #asks

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help-i-need-a-cool-username · 3 years

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My fam is rewatching the MCU and i jumped in the middle of Phase 2 but because ive seen the future movies i know whats going to happen and my brain is conquering a bunch of "but what if this happened instead" scenarios. They're mostly crack scenarios but they're still pretty funny so im going to share them with you

AoU Nat develops a thing with Bruce. But when he returns in IW its been two years, and Nat still kinda likes him. What if Bruce showed up on Earth with his new gf Valkyrie, who Nat doesnt meet till after their awkward reunion. Cue: Natasha Angst.

Bruce returns to Earth in IW but what if he returned with Valkyrie but shes HULK'S gf. Cue: constant correcting ("Bruce's girlfriend is drinking my whole bar" "shes not my girlfriend, shes Hulk's" *cricket noises*), Tony making jokes, and inappropriate questions about how the sex works and if Bruce is conscious for it.

What if the Guardians arrive on Earth (before Bruce does in IW) and they're the ones that inform them of Thanos. Cue: Peter having a lot of mixed feelings about returning to Earth, the GOTG not making it any easier with their comments, Peter being all "im a expert on all things Terra" and it becomes immediately clear hes not (its only been 26+ years...), Tony shoving a picture of a raccoon in Rocket's face, Peter and Gamora dancing in the breakroom and the Avengers being like "how did a guy like him land a girl like her", Drax making everyone uncomfortable, the Avengers not knowing how truly dangerous Gamora is since shes the only one of them with common sense, Mantis throwing off the Avengers' dynamic because she revealed something

Thats it for now i'll add more as we watch them

UPDATE:

In Ant-Man Scott uses a leg strangling move and it surprises both Sam and Hope. In CW Scott's first combat person was Black Widow. What if in CW Scott used Black Widow's signature (at least to the audience) move against her. Cue: surprise (as seen in Ant-Man), probably someone going "thats a girl move" and Scotts like "well i was trained by a girl so", maybe someone going "Nat he just used your move against you!"

In CW both Bucky and Steve go after the arc reactor in Tony's suit. What if the arc reactor was still regulating his heart when this happened. Cue: Steve's scary desperate fighting being seen as even scarier because he's legit trying to kill Tony, maybe Steve trying to intervene earlier like "Bucky stop! Thats his actual heart!", possibly T'Challa deciding to take Tony back to Wakanda too

UPDATE:

What if (in Black Panther) Erik was on the battlefield when the Jabari entered scene. Cue: idk M'Baku throwing him across the field? I just wanna know what Erik's reaction would've been when seeing a random huge guy just ripping through his army

UPDATE:

I didnt realize Strange knew so much song trivia so What If him and Quill got into a little argument over some 70s songs. Cue: entertainment

What If Loki didnt grab/he dropped the Tesseract and the ship reached Earth without Thanos' little stop. Cue: Asgard reaching and settling into life on Earth, Thor being excited to contact his friends and the Avengers are just like "what? how? huh?", Bruce's return/Bruce hiding out in Asgard, the news that Prince Loki is among the refugees...

Actually why were here what if Thanos has to get the Tesseract from the remains of Asgard? Like would he have to fight Surtur? Would he have to fight Hela? Tbh i think either would win in a fight with him Or are they both long gone and all thats left is rubble?

What if Hulk became Bruce again before Bruce got fast tracked to Earth in IW and he showed up in either mismatched Sakaar armor or Asgard fashion. Cue: Bruce's trip being much more real to the Avengers, Avengers believing Thor was secretly hiding him these past two years, just general curiosity over the fact Bruce was on and lived on another planet which no famous human has done

What if Bruce and Valkyrie were still doing their "i feel like i know you" thing and it drives everybody else nuts. Cue: general irritation, a unhelpful Thor, Nat not liking how Bruce's face lights up and he gets excited every time that happens

In Thor 3 Thor tries to do the whole "sun's going down" thing in the arena. What if it worked??

UPDATE:

The San Francisco chase scene in AMatW was huge so what if it happened a week before IW. Cue: massive media coverage, Avengers being like "is that the guy from Germa- DID THAT BUILDING JUST GROW", random crack theories about Ghost, Scott NOT being in the Quantum Realm when The SnapTM occured

What if Ghost was there in the fight against Thanos. Cue: her walking up behind him and ripping his heart out. Game Over. Everyone can go home now. Like the only stone/weapon that could stop her would be the Time Stone or if her treatment was permeant and not temporary. If we can have a million fics on what if Venom or another SPUMC character was there then imagining Ava there isnt that far out

In Ant-Man Hank breaks Scott out of his holding cell, in AMatW Scott sneaks Hank and Hope out of a interrogation room using the same techniques. What if Hank and Hope rescued Scott from The Raft. Cue: everyone (Team Cap) getting excited only to be left behind, them hearing the one-half conversation that is Scott trying to defend himself to Hank, everyone (government and Team Iron Man) being forced to treat Scott more seriously

#hinacu mcu #mcu #marvel #gotg #avengers #age of ultron #infinity war #brutasha #bruce x valkyrie #hulk x valkyrie #bruce banner #natasha romanoff #peter quill

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ticklikeabomb · 4 years

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Convincing Loki to help you out - Part 3 (Finale)

Pairing : Avengers x Gender Neutral Plus Size Reader ; Loki x Gender Neutral Plus Size Reader (platonic)

Warnings : Language, Endgame events altered, Death of character

Word Counts : 1.9k

Once the teams have been split, everyone got into those terrible red and white Quantum Real uniforms Tony designed and circled the entry of the device. "Everyone knows what they're supposed to do", said Steve looking at everyone warmly before his eyes narrowed on your figure to which you grazed at him with a smug smile. They nodded and Natasha commented "See you in a minute" to which you made a grimace, not feeling like it. "Come on Loki Luke, let's get this junk started", you grabbed the God of Mischief and traveled back to 2013 Asgard, ending in the prison district. You saw Loki's room and turned to the present version telling him, "You could at least clean your room." He rolled his eyes before turning towards you, justifying that it wasn't his room but his cell. "Hmm…even in jail you have to be a fancy bitch, don't you?", you commented while passing the cell.

You saw Rocket and Thor hide and in the middle of a commotion. And then you snapped when seeing Rocket's hand lift. "Don't you dare slap him!", you said through greeted teeth and preventing the hit. "Y/N the mission", whispered Loki. "If I know that you did it, you can say goodbye to that furry thing between your legs", you threatened the Guardian. He swallowed harshly and dropped his hand. "We'll gonna check out what's happening in New York", you said softly to Thor and calmed his anxiety down with some of your powers. Giving a deadly look to Rocket, you grabbed Loki once more and disappeared.

You ended next to Tony who slightly jumped, "God, you scared me." "What's happening? Tony?", you heard Steve on the comms. "Y/N and Loki are here", answered Scott. Tony commented on Steve's ass and you checked him out. 2012's Loki version began impersonating Rogers once more during his life time and you turned towards him, "You surely like impersonating Steve in particular, hein" and saw Loki's cheeks turn a slight pink shade. "It's ok if you wanna bang him, he surely must be righteous in ALL the places", you joked. "Would you Stop!", he greeted through his teeth making you chuckle and Tony smirk. "I hate you", he tuned towards you. "Yeah, yeah, love you too". Passing him a Pym Particle you told him you were going to check on the events in Vormir.

You arrived after the Keeper finished his famous 'One soul for a soul' part. "Alright Kim Possible what's going on?", you chanted while seeing them fighting each other. You rolled your eyes and sighed before paralyzing the two Avengers. You nodded at the Keeper and said "How's life, Skully?" "Long and empty", he responded. "Yup like my sex life. Happens. " You marched at the former SHIELD agents and they seem in pain. "What are you doing?", asked Clint. Your tone got solennel, "My job." Natasha's eyes widened and she whispered, "You gonna jump aren't you?" "It won't work, it must be someone you deeply love", said Clint. "No shit Sherlock." Turning to Red Skull, you saw him nod. You looked down the cliff and exclaimed before jumping, "This is gonna hurt like a Motherfucker." The only thing that was heard next was your skull fractured on the stone.

Natasha and Clint woke up, water surrounding them and the most beautiful sky they've ever witnessed. Inside her palm, Natasha had the soul stone in her possession. They sighed and activated the Pym Particle to get back to the present timeline. As planned, everyone arrived at the same time with the Infinity Stones. Some of them let out a happy scream of joy for achieving the Heist until Loki noticed your absence. "Where's Y/N?" He looked at Natasha and Clint and repeated his question with a firmer voice. "Where are they?" They bowed their head and said, "They sacrificed themselves for the Stone." The room quieted down, everyone giving you a minute of respect for what you've done. Loki left the room and ended near the compound's lake. "Why did you do it?", he mumbled to himself.

In the meantime, Tony carefully inserted the stones on his Gauntlet and Hulk reverse snapped everyone back. They felt the air around them shift and truly realized it worked when Clint's wife called him. Their joy quickly vanished when Thanos' ship shadow rotated above the compound and bombed the place. Recovering their senses, Tony, Steve and Thor marched at their nemesis. The fight 2.0 began. Thanos was on the verge to get Thor when Steve wielded Mjöllnir. "YESSS", shouted Thor. Thanos and Steve fought until it was only The Captain facing Thanos and his army. "On your left", he heard the comms. Two simple words warming his heart. Portals opened up, the World's Mightiest Heroes joining each other for one purpose. One order and everyone ran into battle.

Before crashing against the army, the right fling was decimated by an unknown force. "ProtoVision" by Kavinsky was blasting in the air. You appeared in a grand entrance, sword in hand, decimating everyone in your passage. The Avengers seeing you alive, proudly shouted into battle. "Hello Thanos, long time no see", you faced the Titan, who tensed at your presence. You didn't give him a chance to respond and attacked. Steve, Tony, Thor and Loki joined you. Each taking a turn on the Titan. At the corner of your eye, you saw Peter fleeing with the Gauntlet and decided to give him a hand. He didn't see the Alien coming behind him at full speed. You intervened the moment the monster was about to stab him but ended stabbing you instead. You fell to the ground, bleeding out. Loki was by your side, "Y/N, hey it's gonna be ok. I'm here." You shook your head and told him to go gets his revenge before, once more, passing away.

The fight escalated. Doctor Strange had to control the breach before it drowned the place while Thanos called for back-up. The Avengers were on their lasts ressources when Carol Danvers came crashing the Alien Spaceship. It was her turn to face off Thanos. She was keeping the Gauntlet from him while standing her ground. Thanos managed to take the upper-hand and take the Gauntlet back. Tony pushed further by attacking Thanos but was projecting to the ground by the Titan. "I am the inevitable", he proclaimed before snapping his fingers. When he saw it didn't work, you let the masquerade fade away and transformed from Tony to yourself, the Stones glowing on your bare arm. "And I am the beginning and the end", you said with a piercing gaze and snapped.

You felt the Stone's powers invading you, burning you whole. Thanos and his army vanished while you laid on the ground, breathing weakly. The Avengers kneeled before you and asked how you managed to come back. "I was created to keep the Stones safe and hidden. In doing so, I managed like a cat to have an amount of life chances. Six stones, six lives. I just used the last one. No coming back anymore", you spoke slowly, a silent tear sliding down your face. While you were telling them how you managed to come back, you traced a code in the dusty ground. Natasha noticed your move but quickly focused her gaze back on you dying. "I got my wish. I won't die alone", you said before slightly pushing your sword to Loki's direction. "You're worth it", and with that your body glowingly faded away.

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5 months later

The compound has been in reconstruction after the Grand Battle. Natasha recovered your code left on the dusty ground, tracing every formula with Tony and Bruce's help. Until now it was a dead-end. "If they left this behind it's not a coincidence", said Tony, while scratching his neck. "Sir, there is a delivery guy outside the compound's door", exclaimed F.R.I.D.A.Y. Confusion was written all over their features seeing that the package came from you. They intercepted the delivery guy and asked them about the package. He checked his notebook and declared that they that received instructed to deliver it today. Tony called everyone on their provisory conference room. "Why today?", asked Rhodes. No one had an answer. Inside the box, Tony recovered an USB drive to which he uploaded on the main screen.

It was a video recording of you facing the camera.

"Hello, if you see this message it means I am no longer. Obviously, otherwise that would be weird me watching this with you. So dramatic, right?", they heard you chuckle and couldn't help smile at the screen. "I know you all loved me and will miss me so much to the point of questioning if life is worth living without me in it, but it is. I would like to use this tragic moment to leave my last impressions and directives to you."

"Rhodes…would you slap Ross for me. Pleeeasse. I can't stand that one. Squirrel if I find out you slapped him, I will come back and cut not only your furry D but both your hands", you said with a piercing look. "Alright, I get it no slapping, Jeez", spoke Rocket in the room. The others looked at each other confused except for Loki who laughed out loud. "Little Ant, never stop growing, the stars aren't the limit." "Awnnn so cute", exclaimed Scott with a dorky smile on his face. "Clint I have been willing to ask you this for some time now. …WTF is that hAiRcUt ?!? Bruce, Hulk…Hulce, the new look definitely threw me of the grid. Wasn't expecting it but as long as you're in peace that's what matters. And ohh by the love of the cosmos NEVER DAB AGAIN." "Bro what?", Tony turned towards his friend who only shrugged.

"Thunder Thor out here killing all the humans with that amazing smile. Never stop doing that. Hmm who next? STEVIE-OHHHH, I know what happened in that office. No, I wasn't creeping around like some", you said insinuating it about him. "She knows she means everything to you, trust me for once. The past should stay in the past. It's time for the world to meet the Nomad *winks* you know what you gotta do." Steve's gaze briefly landed on Sam.

"Tony, Metal man himself. You can go rest now. You did good. It's time for your second journey, tiny and cute Morgan. Natasha, the spy of it all. I think I left you a task didn't I. Here let me give you one more hint. 'What you're looking for is closer than you think'. And finally, the one and only God of Mischief, Low-key. It was fun hanging out with you. Who thought you were more than just an amazing haircut. Don't do anything stupid but in case you do, don't forget about me. Take care of our baby."

"Anyway this is fucked up. If I had to choose a song to describe my life it would be Freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd. It started slow, hesitant, simple before unexpectedly accelerating. The Rock'n'Roll notes overflowing my existence. Yeah you better be ready, sometimes I'm deep ok. Well 'was'. You were my Rock'n'Roll part and I would like to thank you for that. For a small fraction I didn't just exist but I lived. Bye Losers and live freely you little birds. "

The video ended with you smiling at the camera.

"Oh I almost forgot, btw, Nick Fury and Maria Hill are Skrulls. Peace!', your voice was heard for the last time on the tape.

The audience turned towards Fury and Maria, who felt very uncomfortable. They revealed their true identity before 'Fury' declared, "We can explain."

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mirkwoodshewolf · 5 years

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Chapter 9; Operation time heist planning

*Author’s note*

Hey to all who have been giving my Bad wolf series more credit, thank you soo much for your patience, since I had gotten this done all last night in one sitting I hope you find this part enjoyable esp. since I’ve added the hero who was truly responsible for saving the world, and ALL WITH A HEIST!! Hope you all enjoy this part :)

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Steve, Natasha, Bruce who was now a cross over between himself and the hulk now after 18 months in a gamma lab to bring the brain and brawn together, along with Scott Lang were now at the Avengers compound.

“So—who is this other person we’re expecting?” asked Scott. As he said that, a portal soon opened to reveal Morowa walking through it.

*Morowa’s POV*

“Just who came up with this idea?” Scott jumped back and said.

“Okay….how did you…..”

“Basic portal configuration. It’s basic training every sorcerer must master.” I explained.

“Ahh that makes since.” He muttered. “Also I’m the one who came up with the idea. I’m S—”

“Scott Lang, otherwise known as Ant-man. I know who you are. Nice job with Darren Cross.” He looked at me like he was prideful of that.

“Wow I’ve—never been complimented like that before.”

“Glad you could make it Morowa.” Steve said to me.

“If it means getting my daughter as well as everyone else back, I’m willing to do anything. So Scott explain it to me.”

“Wait, wait hold on your—your daughter?” he questioned. I went solemn and said.

“Yeah. You met her back in Germany, she was known back then as Bad Wolf.”

“Wait Wolf-girl’s your daughter? Oh my god was—was-was she…..”

“One of the millions to get blipped? Yes. Along with half of her people.”

“Ohh man I’m so sorry. I was worried my daughter was one of the many to get zapped after I came back. I was thankful that she wasn’t….” I turned away and bite my lower lip trying not to cry. At least one parent didn’t get to have their child taken away.

“Scott.” Nat warned him.

“I’m sorry I—I’m not helping at all am I?”

“Just tell me your plan Lang.” I urged.

“Okay so here’s how it was. Five years ago, during Thanos, I was dealing with some stuff with my—well my…..Hope is….anyway long story short I was in the Quantum realm and she—she was supposed to pull me back but then…..”

“I’m so sorry Scott, must’ve been rough.”

“But here’s the thing. For me in the quantum realm it wasn’t five years. It was five hours.”

“Of course. Time works differently in the quantum dimension. And I said I didn’t believe her. Boy what she would’ve given to say I told you so to my face.” I muttered the last part.

“Who exactly?”

“Never mind. I think I know where you’re going with this. Are you suggesting that if we enter the quantum dimension from this point in time, we can figure a way to travel through it and exit at a different point in time?”

“Yeah like a time machine. How did you know I was going with it?”

“I’ve been taught of the quantum dimensions. It’s one of the billion multi-verses known to the sorcerers.”

“So you’re saying it’s possible to do it?” asked Nat.

“I mean the sorcerers are taught that we can slightly alter each dimension to our will. But no one has ever tried it in the quantum dimension due to its constant alteration but….yeah. I’d say it’s possible.”

“So you’ll help us?” asked Steve.

“Like I said, if it means bringing back my daughter, brother, sister and everyone that Thanos snapped away back. I’m willing to do anything.”

“Alright, Scott pull in your van and I’ll get some of the controls working. Steve get the backup generators running so that way we have extra power in case things go sideways.” Bruce said. As we walked along, I felt Nat take my arm and she whispered to me.

“You got a minute?” she pulled me aside where the two of us were now alone and she said. “Where’s Rauri?”

“What?”

“Morowa don’t lie to me! When I got off the holo-comm with you the other night you said you’d tell me if Rauri was causing trouble. And Rhodey tells me that not only has Barton killed off a Mexican gang, but some of the bodies have been torn apart, limbs and all. Now I know only two animals that are capable of that and one of them got turned to dust five years ago. So I’m gonna ask you again. Where. Is. Rauri?”

“I think I know now. Believe me Nat for years I had no idea where he or the rest of the chimeras were. Shortly after you all returned from finding Thanos, he and all the chimeras disappeared. For five years I’ve been trying to track them till I did just yesterday. But then Dean tells me that for two years Rauri left them without a note except that he and Mitchell were the Alphas.”

Her face turned from betrayal to shock. She turned away and I relaxed myself as I told her.

“I’ve heard what Barton has become. Trust me I’ve been there myself. Had it not been for T’Challa and Shuri, I was close to becoming what he is now.”

“So—is it too late for me to help him?” she asked brokenly. Her voice tremored.

“Not if you get to him first before he completely falls off the rails. There still might be time for him. And with any luck, we might also find Rauri with him. We can bring them both back.” I placed my hand on her shoulder and squeezed it assuringly.

She turned to me and a soft smile spread across her face and the two of us embraced each other.

Later that day, we were doing the final checkups to do a test drive of Scott’s ‘Time Heist’ plan.

“Okay, here we go. Time travel test number one. Scott, fore up…the uhh—the van thing.” Bruce said from the controls. Scott opened up his hideous brown van which revealed a miniature quantum machine tunnel which activated.

“Breakers are set. Backup generators are on standby.” Steve said as he walked towards us.

“Good. Because if we blow a grid, I don’t wanna lose uhh, tiny here in the 1950’s.” Bruce muttered in a closed mouth towards the last part gesturing towards Scott who was putting on his gloves.

“Excuse me?”

“He’s kidding. You can’t say things like that.”

“It was just a bad joke.” Stammered Bruce. Scott nodded it off and turned away as Nat muttered to him concerned.

“You were kidding right?”

“I don’t have no idea. We’re talking about time travel here. Either it’s all a joke or none of it is.” He muttered to Nat worriedly before proclaiming loud and assuringly to Scott as he gave him a thumbs up, “We’re good! Get your helmet on.” Scott did just that as Bruce then explained to him, “Scott, I’m gonna send you back a week. Let you walk around for an hour, then bring you back in ten seconds. Make sense?”

“Perfectly not confusing.” Scott nonchalantly said with a wave of his hand.

“Good luck Scott. You got this.” Said Steve.

“You’re right. I do Captain America.” And with that he vanished into the quantum tunnel.

Then as he began striking some buttons, Bruce said.

“On a count of three. Three….two….one!” he then turned a switch and soon someone came back.

“Uhh guys?” It was a teenage boy. “This—this doesn’t feel right?”

“What is this?” Steve questioned.

“Who is….who is that?” Nat asked confused. As Bruce began to try and punch more coordinates in I asked.

“Is that Scott?”

“Yes it’s Scott.” He said before suddenly disappeared and as Bruce tried to figure out what was going on, someone else came back, this time an old man.

“What’s going on, Bruce?” asked Steve. Old Scott complained about the pain in his back.

“What is this?” I asked.

“Hold on a second.” Bruce muttered as he frantically tried to fix the problem. “Could I get a little space?” he asked Steve who immediately complied as he asked him.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you bring him back?”

“I’m working on it.” With a few more clicks, beeps, and banging of the side computer, old Scott went away to reveal another shocking surprise.

“It’s a baby.” I bluntly stated.

“It’s Scott!” Bruce exclaimed to me.

“As a baby!” Steve argued.

“He’ll grow!” Bruce argued back.

“Bring Scott back now!” I demanded.

“When I say kill the power, kill the power.” Bruce urged to Nat.

“Oh my god.” She muttered as she raced towards the power controls. I took Steve’s hand nervously while Bruce flicked a couple of switches before telling Nat to kill the power. She did and soon coming out looked like Scott but I was worried Bruce did something to him to mess him up even more.

“Somebody peed my pants.” He said.

“Oh thank god.” I sighed with relief. Present Scott was back.

“But I don’t know if it was baby me or old me……Or just—me me.”

“Time travel!” Bruce proclaimed with his arms spread out in victory. Steve and I just looked at him. “What?” I sighed and turned away pinching the bridge of my nose while Steve walked away. “I-I see this as an absolute win.”

“Never send a scientist to do a sorcerer’s job.” I muttered as I walked out.

As the day went on, we called in reinforcements. Rocket and Nebula, Rhodey and then in two teams we were gonna gather Clint, Rauri and Thor. Rocket and Bruce agreed to go out to Norway where the rest of the Asgardians settled after arriving here from the Thanos attack they endured in order to get the Space stone.

Meanwhile Nat and I were coordinating where Rauri and Clint were planning to strike next so that we’d be able to find them and hopefully stop them before they continued on their massacre spree.

“Okay so what we know so far is that they’ve seen to attack every major country that still has a high level of violence.” Natasha said.

“Right and according to Rhodey the two of them hit Mexico together. I’m not sure about Rauri’s killings but he said Barton so far has hit Hong Kong, Mexico, Brazil and Guatemala. So all that’s left is North Korea, northern Russia and Japan.”

“Wait, hang on a second.” She then typed away and pulled up an article about one Akihiko Daito. Runner of the Japanese yakuza. Due to business going slow in the sex trafficking world, he’s now switched to drug and illegal weapon dealings.

“You think they’re gonna hit Japan?”

“Only one way to be positive. We gotta go now.” We then hopped in the quinjet and took off as fast as we can.

*3rd Person POV*

It was nightfall in Tokyo, Japan, rain was pouring down from the sky like a waterfall. The lights shined on the streets of Tokyo where Akihiko’s building was at. However the calm streets were nothing but a rouse, for inside Akihiko’s business building gunfire blazed, and a litter of bodies were sprawled all over the ground.

“It’s them! They’re after Akihiko!” One of his men cried out as he fired his Sten rifle only to suddenly drop dead after some shuriken went right through his neck thrown by a cloaked stranger. As more men tried to stop the men in the hooded cloak, they kept dropping like flies all because of him.

When one gave chase after him up some stairs, suddenly a huge mass of black fur leaped right at him snarling before ripping his neck apart, leaving only the sounds of choked gurgling to echo throughout the room.

Men crashing through glass, blood curling chokes, wolf snarls, and gunfire was the only music that came out of that building. Soon the yakuza leader Akihiko jumped out from the third floor window followed by the hooded figure.

Both men landed on their feet standing just a few feet from each other. Akihiko turned around towards the hooded figure and said.

“Why are you both doing this? We never did anything to you two!” As he spoke, he soon took out his katana ready to battle.

“You survived…..Half the planet didn’t. They got Thanos. You get us.” The hooded figure stated as he took out his own sword ready to battle the yakuza leader.

The two then attacked each other in quick, fast strokes, their swords clashing with each other’s.

“You’re done hurting people.”

“We hurt people?” Akihiko held his arms out in disbelief gesturing towards the bodies that littered the streets. “You’re crazy!” He then went for a side swipe but the hooded figure caught the blade with his, his own sword supporting the weight of the two sword with his arm before finally breaking apart.

He jabbed a quick punch to Akihiko’s chest before holding his sword to his neck while the yakuza leader just stood there, not even defending himself.

He lowered his sword before grinning and slapped the cloaked figures sword away before going at him repeatedly with overhead slashes and corner slashes. It worked on making the cloaked man move backwards, but only for a moment when he not only punched the yakuza in the face, but managed to cut into Akihiko’s side. Akihiko slowly turned towards the figure before placing his sword against his palm in the traditional Japanese way.

He cried out before going right at him but that was his downfall for the cloaked man also cried out and cut Akihiko’s throat. At this point he knew he had been beaten. He collapsed to his knees holding his hand to his throat hoping to stop the bleeding, gagging on his own blood.

“Wait! Help me! I’ll give you both anything! What do you both want?” At this point coming out of the darkness and soon being illuminated by the neon lights of Tokyo, the giant black wolf holding a human hand in its mouth dropped it before slowly approaching Akihiko.

His fangs dripping red and his eyes so black they weren’t even there. He got right up into Akihiko’s face snarling and opening his mouth threateningly at him, like he was about to rip his face apart.

“What we want, you can’t give us!” the hooded figure spoke in English before finally delivering the final stab, killing Akihiko. Ending the last of the Japanese Yakuza.

As he wiped the blood from his sword, the hooded figure looked to the wolf and nodded. The black wolf went down to pick up Akihiko’s body to devour it, but before he grabbed it, he suddenly turned around and snarled, seeing that someone was now standing behind them.

The figure took down his hood and removed the all black mask to reveal Clint Barton. But his appearance was different. Each side of his head was shaved off, leaving just the tuff at the center, giving him that mohawk kind of look.

“You shouldn’t be here.” He said without turning around, because he knew just who it was. Or at least one of them. For standing under two umbrellas were Natasha and Morowa.

“Neither should you.” Said Nat.

“Both of you.” Added Morowa staring mostly at Rauri. Clint turned towards Nat, his eyes were cold and soulless with dark bags of deprived sleep.

“I’ve got a job to do. And this wolf offered his help.”

“Is that what you’re calling this? Killing all these people isn’t going to bring your families back.” Natasha tried to reason. Clint remained silent while Rauri continued to lowly snarl at the two women before him. “We found something. A chance, maybe.” Natasha said as she slowly walked towards them.

Then on a dime as Clint looked up at Nat his eyes went from cold to utter despair.

“Don’t.” he bluntly said.

“Don’t what?” asked Nat.

“Don’t give me hope.” Trying to hold back her tears, she told her dear friend and brother.

“I’m sorry I couldn’t give it to you sooner.” Clint looked down helplessly while Nat reached out and took his hand, this time Clint didn’t refuse as he clenched her hand back. Morowa soon tried to walk towards Rauri who had ceased his snarling and took off running down the alley.

“Rauri.” She didn’t have to run far because he had only turned the corner and hid himself behind an abandoned truck. “I know you’re in there, so listen; I know—I know things hadn’t been easy since…..you know. But what Natasha said is true. There may be a chance to bring back everyone. Your friends, your family, your wife.”

She slowly approached the giant black wolf that towered over her by at least 4 inches past her head.

‘It can’t be undone.’ His collar spoke out. For the first time in years actually.

“It might.”

‘No.’ he looked to his mother in law with sad eyes, his ears bent backwards in shame as he finally spoke out. ‘That’s not what I meant.’

“Then what did you mean?”

‘Once a bad wolf goes bad, it cannot be undone. How—how can you forgive the beast I’ve become?’ Morowa looked at her son in law with empathy in her eyes.

“I’ve already lost two daughters to last a lifetime Rauri. Don’t make me have to go through the pain of having to lose a son too.” She slowly raised her hand up and gently touched him right between his eyes before slowly stroking upwards. As she did that, his wolf fur slowly shrunk.

His paws and wolf legs turned into human limbs and finally for the first time in over 2 years, Rauri was human again but his appearance had changed too.

Instead of the wild, shoulder length hair, it was now cut like a normal men’s style haircut, kinda sleeked back like a 1940’s hairstyle, he was also clean shaven with no trace of a beard whatsoever, and his eyes much like Clint’s held despair, heartbreak, and sorrow.

Morowa slowly wrapped her arms around her son and held him tight and he embraced her back. Burying his face into her shoulder, clinging onto her like a small child as he allowed tears to fall down his face.

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dmydfilmreviews · 5 years

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DRUNK RANKING OF FIFTY MARVEL SHITHEADS

The villains are all rubbish aren’t they? Well whatever, fuck if there’s more than fifty they’re not worth remembering, let’s go now SPOILERS

50. CHRISTOPHER ECCLESTON HAVING NO FUN

49. SOME BIG BULL GUY WHO’S NOT CALLED SCOURGE

48. FUCKING TASERFACE

Oh my God this is the shittest joke and they know it, it just goes on and on and on. Bradley Cooper’s awful in this bit too and he’s usually great

42. NOT THE MANDARIN

Bald

46. BIG BLUE MAN CALLED LAWFI

Was he Loki’s dad or something? Well done for that I guess. Did he die? I don’t know

46. THE DESTROYER

Big Dildo

47. GO FISH HENCHMAN

HOT

37. THE SOVEREIGN

Loads of Guardians 2 is boring and annoying and these guys are boring and annoying

45. KORATH

WHO?

47. SCOURGE

Yeah, yeah you’re supposed to love him or whatever but he’s a big afterthought. What was up with that shot of him slinking away with the people on the bridge all hooded or whatever? He sucks, nobody likes him

46. TWO SHOCKERS

YOU GET A SHOCKER, YOU GET A SHOCKER, YOU GET A SHOCKER one of them is Bokeem Woodbine, who has the coolest name in the world and deserved much better

37. THE VIDEOGAMEY PEOPLE FROM INFINITY WAR

Great movie, video-gamey looking people

45. THE TERRIBLE TINKERER

Seems like a cool guy. The actor is in everything!

45. RONAN

A VERY SHOUTY WASTE TWICE NOW

44. HERR STRUCKER IT’S THE AVENGERS

Very funny lines revolve around him but it’s probably good he got done offscreen we don’t need to give Nazis anymore airtime

34. MICKEY ROURKE

Oh for fucks sake

33. SONNY BIRCH?

Sonny BITCH

31. BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH DICKING AROUND WITH CGI AGAIN

Very underwhelming (like a lot of Doctor Strange) for what should have been a huge amazing satan like threat or whatever. It is fun to hear benedict cumbernaut say his name over and over again though DORRRMOOMOOOO

34. CROSSBONES STYLE

I DON’T FUCK LIKE THAT NO MORE

45. MADS MIKKAELSON

forever horny

47. GHOST

Not really a villain and kind of rubbish effects but a trier or whatever

47. BATROC ZE LEAPER

It is AMAZING that they got this guy in seriously google him

27. JUDE LAW AND THE BLUE BALL BUNCH

Yoghurt? A nice avatar for the myriad failures of the shittest gender

39. ALEXANDER PIERCE

HE’S ROBERT REDFORD!

38. SURTUR

BIG MONSTERRRRRRR! Does exactly what he says on the tin

40. ABOMINATION

Oh my god tim roth tries so, so hard but he just ends up looking like a big claggy poo. Roth’s a real slimy ratbag for the rest of the movie though, good effort, underrated

52. GENERAL ROSS

What a knob, don’t you ever get tired of being wrong? A poohead

41. JUSTIN HAMMER

A lot of fun, they should bring him back. Looks like he sleeps with a lot of sex workers and cries a lot

41. NOT THE MANDARIN TWO

Great, cocky, has absolutely fucking horrible shoes. A dirty man

29. A MAN CALLED ‘DARREN CROSS’ WHO SQUASHES A LAMB

Oh man this guy is so fucking good and terrible! He squashes someone into like a disgusting bubble of flesh and he also looks like he cries a lot and I think he wears a leather jacket at some point. Amazing. Bald

19. SUPREME ANNETTE BENING

What a sassy fucking bitch she looked like she was having a great time in that nirvana concert dream place, rocks a leather jacket way better than ‘darren cross’. Skillful

39. EGG

I don’t know what the fucking hell was going on here but they wasted KURT RUSSELL but still, it’s KURT RUSSELL LOOK AT THAT BEARRD

22. NOT THE MANDARIN 3

This guy is genuinely funny and the only good thing Ben Kinglsey had done in like fifty eight years and it was amazingly funny how it pissed off a load of twats. It’s better than the comics!

10. JEFF BRIDGES

Oh, you know the line. What a line. Bald. Says ‘hold still ya little prick’ to tony at one point and there’s a bit where he wears pyjamas in a really pissed off way. And he rides a Segway. Incredible.

26. ARNIN ZOLA

This is a hell of a performance, both times. Toby Jones is always amazing and he’s amazing here, a perfect comic-booky little nazi turd who’s horrible and can’t stand it when tommy lee jones chews a steak in front of him. He’s so good. And then in winter soldier he’s even fucking creepier! That is hella design work! Love it

14. TALOS SLURPS A SMOOTHIE

Ok he’s not really bad but he seems like a great guy who you’d love to hang out with. He also beats the SHIT out of Samuel l Jackson in that library or whatever and he can become anyone else on this list so he can be like Sam Rockwell with Toby Jones’ dick or whatever, if that’s what you want. Ben Mendellsohn is the GOAT

28 and 29. TWINSIES

Again, not really bad but they’re bad for a while. They’re Avengers, of course they’re cool. Joss Whedon seems to like looking down her dress too much though, seriously it happens all the time, come on

12. NEBULA

NOT BAD AGAIN but while she is bad she’s great, she’s the only actress who realizes how funny it is that she’s SHOUTING ALL THE TIME. And she’s all clicky, it’s disgusting

11. KLAW

Andy Serkis is having a FUCKING BALL in these movies BRING HIM BACK

10. JEFF GOLDBLUM

Hahahahahaha

9. RED SKULL

Just like the comics. Horny boy.

8. WINTER SOLDIER

Scary as fuck

7. THE VULTURE

Everything homecoming does is fucking great and taking a shitty pile of shit like the vulture and making him great is one of the bestthings. Actually relatable, actually a great guy, fuck tony stark, even his design is amazing with that jacket and those little eyes and his huge scary rig. Fucking Michael Keaton man. Give the vulture his own movie. Bad dad.

6. HELA

SISSY THAT WALK

5. ZEMO

WHOOO HE’S NOT A CHARACTER HE’S THE AVENGERS OWN FAILINGS AND LIMITATIONS GIVEN FORRRMMMMM WHOOOOOOO

4. KILLMONGER

Should have had more screentime and suffers from some wonky plot issues but hell, still. The most compelling, real-world grounded villain they have and a complete monster but still, so, so sad and kind of right. This one burns

3. ULTRON

A huge sexy ass, a fascinating mass of deranged AI and tony stark’s failings and fucked up rubbish humankind not being able to sort itself out. Acts like an absolutely terrifying child through the whole thing and a huge prick by the end. But you still feel sorry for him. His final exchange with the vision is one of the most beautiful, poetic things ever written for the whole MCU.

2. LOKI

A hero. But also, what a villain.

1. THANOS

The terrifying embodiment of failure and inevitability, but also somehow a multi-faceted and intriguing character in his own right. Infinity War is his movie, and he’s a huge piece of shit but you somehow feel sorry for him. A triumph of writing, performance and design, his battle on Titan is one of the most incredible realisations of comic book superpower fighting ever put on screen. Terrifying. There’s no way Endgame is going to fuck him up. Also: Daddy.

1. GREGG TURKINGTON

Yeah he’s too by the book but he’s actually the universes’ biggest hero IF HE HADN’T HAVE FIRED ANT MAN FROM BASKIN AND ROBBINS THEN NONE OF THAT SHIT WOULD HAVE EVER HAPPENED AND THEY WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO GO TO THE QUANTUM REALM IN ENDGAME LIKE THEY’RE GOING TO AND THANOS WOULD HAVE WON FOREVER A TRUE HERO FIVE BAGS OF POPCORN BRING BACK THE HOBBIT

POPULAR MOVIES THAT SPEND AGES BUILDING UP THEIR HEROES INTO CHARACTERS YOU WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH ARE NATURALLY NOT GOING TO HAVE AS MUCH TIME TO BUILD UP THEIR VILLAINS THE END

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ao3feed-stucky · 5 years

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by widowsrogers

It is, in Natasha's opinion, one of the most painful things she's ever gone through, but at least she's there. At least Carol's there, holding her in her arms, and telling her everything will be okay, and that they will get through this together.

She believes her.

- Or,

A fix-it fic for Avengers: Endgame where Clint sacrifices himself instead of Natasha and she has to deal with the loss of her best friend, while also trying to keep herself together every passing day. Carol x Natasha is the main pairing I'm going for, but other pairings (see relationship tags), might kick in later on in the story. Also, this story contains spoilers for Endgame.

Words: 2602, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of Carol and Natasha One-Shot Series

Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain Marvel (2019), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel, Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Ant-Man (Movies)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi

Characters: Carol Danvers, Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton, Laura Barton, Thor, Pepper Potts, Tony Stark, Morgan Stark, Lila Barton, Cooper Barton, Nathaniel Pietro Barton, Steve Rogers, Brunnhilde | Valkyrie (Marvel), T'Challa (Marvel), James "Bucky" Barnes, Bruce Banner, Rocket Raccoon, Wanda Maximoff, Hope Van Dyne, Scott Lang, Peter Quill, Gamora (Marvel), Sam Wilson (Marvel), Drax the Destroyer, Nebula, Groot, Thanos (Marvel), James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Cassie Lang, Okoye (Marvel), Peter Parker, Maria Hill, Nick Fury, Stephen Strange, Shuri (Marvel)

Relationships: Carol Danvers/Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton/Laura Barton, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner/Thor, Scott Lang/Hope Van Dyne, Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov

Additional Tags: Not Canon Compliant, Multiple Pairings, Natasha Lives (Endgame), giving the gays what they want, carolnat, Oh God Yes, Major character death - Freeform, Clint Barton Dies, Protective Carol Danvers, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Natasha Romanov Has Issues, Survivor Guilt, Healing, The Ultimate carolnat fic, I'm Not Ashamed, I Will Go Down With This Ship, Eventual Smut, Sad and Happy, Crying, Depression, Suicidal Thoughts, Additional Warnings In Author's Note, Dark, Steve Rogers & Natasha Romanov Friendship, bruce loves thor, Pepper loves Tony so much, Not Clint Barton Friendly, Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov Friendship, Sorry Not Sorry, Natasha Romanov Feels, Bucky Barnes & Natasha Romanov Friendship, Wanda Maximoff & Natasha Romanov Friendship, BAMF Carol Danvers, Violence, Blood and Gore, Laura Barton is a Good Wife, Scott misses Hope, Wanda wants to protect Natasha, Sad with a Happy Ending, Heavy Angst, Eventual Fluff, Eventual Happy Ending, Part of carolnat series, Why Did I Write This?, Thanos is a dickhead, Grieving, The Avengers Are Good Bros, Natasha Romanov Is Not A Robot, Peter Parker and Carol Danvers friendship, I'm Going to Hell, Oral Sex, Slow Burn, I Can't Believe I Wrote This, Please Don't Hate Me, All The Ships, Takes place during and after avengers endgame, Avengers: Endgame (Movie) Spoilers, Possible Character Death, This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things, Natasha has a crush on Carol, carolnat rights, they will all be okay, Everything Hurts, children crying, Grief/Mourning, The Avengers Need a Hug, oops i'm still a dumbass, I Ship It, Canonical Character Death, Everyone Needs A Hug, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, NOT a one-Shot, i think I'm crying???, I blame the Russos, and my hormones, and my mother lmfao, Anxiety Disorder, Anxiety Attacks, Natasha Romanov Needs a Hug, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Drinking to Cope, Friends to Lovers, Carolnat is the main pairing, oops nora is a dumbass, oh no

#Bucky #AO3 works tagged 'James Barnes/Steve Rogers'#ao3feed #stucky #steve rogers #bucky barnes #c

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ao3feed-thorbruce · 5 years

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All Good Things (and People) Come to An End

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2YRP8a8

by widowsrogers

She believes her.

- Or,

Words: 2602, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of Carol and Natasha One-Shot Series

Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain Marvel (2019), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel, Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Ant-Man (Movies)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2YRP8a8

#ao3feed #fanfiction #thorbruce #thruce #thunderscience

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deadpooly · 5 years

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Questionssss

Tagged by the amazing, lovely @mag-and-mac ily

How tall are you?

5’ 6" I think, last time i checked i was

What colour/style is your hair?

Medium Brown hair (idk its like between dark and light) the tips are lightnened from when I dyed my hair red a while back so they are like a dark blond. But overall a soft brown

What colour are your eyes?

Hazel/brown

Do you wear glasses?

Do you wear braces?

What is your fashion style?

Sometime jeans with a t-shirt (marvel or science) with a plaid flannel. Or black sweat pants with a black sports shirt (long or short sleeve). A lot of marvel merch lol.

First/middle names?

jade rose

When were you born?

August 200?

Where were you born/Where do you live now?

Born: Alberta

Live: Alberta

Canada

What level of school are you in?

Hi schol

What kind of student are/were you?

i Dont pay attention in class, procrastinate my assignments, have good enough grades to get by. The teacher thinks im a good student so I gues that’s all that matters

Do/did you like school?

Kind of, I much prefer being at school then being at home. But overall I liek it.

What are/were your favourite school subjects?

All things Math & Science, Tech, Robotics and Language Arts and History... kind of..

Favourite TV shows?

Daredevil and Avengers Assemble. The Office, B99

Favourite movies?

Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Verse, Captain America Civil War, Iron Man 2, In the Heart of the Sea, Pirates of the Caribbean: 1-3, Deadpool, Deadpool 2, Ant-Man, Ant-Man 2, Star Wars, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, Big Hero 6, Jurassic Park/World etc.

Favourite books?

Black Widow: Red Vengeance, Spider-Man/Deadpool comic series, Marvel Fanfiction, War and Peace, Moby Dick, Civil War (Comic).

Favourite pastime?

Reading, Writing, I play Hockey, going on tumblr, Drawing, playing guitar (even though im trash, Playing Piano (I am actually half decent),

Do you have any regrets?

getting suspended from school

Dream job?

Electric Engineer, Chemist, Author, BioEngineer, Some kind of scientist lol, Comic artist, CEO of Stark Industries (lol jk)

Would you like to get married someday?

HMmm I don’t think so

Would you like to have kids someday?

Ummmmmmm, probably not biologically because i can’t even think of having sex and do NOT wanna do that at alllllll. And child birth kinda scares me.

Maybe adopt though???

How many?

Maybe 1 or 2 idkkkk

Do you like shopping?

Yee, but i has no moneys

What countries have you visited?

Canada

thats it i hve never left my country because i cant afford it lolol

What’s the scariest nightmare you’ve had?

involves a dead tony stark........

Do you have any enemies?

Yes. Thanos, and the Russo Brothers. Come fite me in th prknlot after lucnh u wont survive over peters ashes.

Do you have an s/o?

@mag-and-mac ily to asgard and back<3

Do you believe in miracles?

Not rlly

Tagging: @theunknown259 @thefightingdragon @tonystarkismyboy @hedgehog-goulash7 @hawkvengerpr @science-lings @scott-lang-the-magic-man @gayindeer @hkeenster because i dont know who to tag lolol

#questions #not marvl #economic crisis #racg

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orderoftheavengers · 5 years

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Ant-Nimagus:

Summary: Azkaban delinquent turned ant-nimagus

House: Slytherin

Species: Human (Ant-nimagus)

Blood Status: Half-blood

Wand: Cecropioa, 6 inches, doxie antenna core

Patronus: Carpenter ant

Broom: Custom job, by Professor Hank Pym

Specialties: Transfiguration, flying

Familiars: Antony, Ulysses S. Gr-ant, Ant-tonio Banderas, Marie Ant-toinette, the Grand Duchess Antnastasia, Ant-ie Em...

Sorting:

Scott was a toughie. He's got strong traits of every house, so the Hat had to sort him by process of elimination.

Scott was a chillax, open-minded, sociable family-guy, which screams Hufflepuff to many. And his motivation for his crimminal activity was to fight the wealthy corrupt corporations and defend the "little guys." That sounds like a Hufflepuff crimminal... but Scott really struggles to stay loyal and hard-working and responsible. Just because he's he's a chill friendly dude who love his kid and looks like Justin-Finch Fletchly doesn't make him a Hufflepuff.

His crimminal history might say Gryffindor to others, since he recklessly broke the law for his percieved values. But Scott leaps back out of bad situations as qiuckly as he leaps into them. And in any case, his fighting style is too sneaky and dodgy to be Gryffindor. (If simply being any kind of "brave" got you into Gryffindor, this whole series would get boring fast.)

Scott's sneaky and crafty specialties would serve him well in Ravneclaw, and Ravenclaws can certainly be reckless. But if Hank Pym just needed a Ravenclaw to be the Ant-nimagus, he wouldn't have had to look as far as Scott.

The Hat knows it's a stereotype for crooks to be Slytherins. But the fact is, Scott Lang's biggest strength is his cunning, and his biggest weakness is resisting the urge to do what he wants. He may not seem particularly "ambitious," but leading illegal heists is pretty ambitious, and so is trying to leave a lifetime of crime to become a good father.

Story:

You want Scott Lang's Hogwarts story, in a concise, summed-up nutshell?

Sure, no problem!

(Bongos)

Scottie starts his wizarding school at Ilvermorny and he's this super-chill guy who's friends with everybody except the assholes and breaks all the rules, and he's into flying and has crazy dark hair like an American Harry Potter, only without the glasses or the lightning-bolt scar or the get-out-of-trouble-free-card-cuz-you're-the-Boy-Who-Lived coupons, so when he teams up with three other pranksters from different parts of the wizarding world he's all like "Hey I'm Scottie wanna go rob Gringotts and be rich crooks and stuff?" I'm all like "yeah man count me in even though I'm going to like a whole other school in Mexico, and our other friend Kurt is from Durmstrang all the way over in Europe, but we coordinated with our owls and made this kickass heist. But we weren't doing it for the money!

That's a lie.

We did do it mostly for the money.

But we were gonna give some of that money to the muggle-borns and half-breeds and all those oppressed peoples. But still keep enough to have a castle in the Bahamas. We were like Robin Hood. And then we get caught and we all go to Azkaban and get expelled and Scottie's like 'WTF why does that dork Harry Potter get to fly a car into the Whomping Willow and enter a tournament underage and sh*t and it's okay, but we rob one little volt from some trolls and we're expelled?" and the Ministry of Magic is like "Shut up your magical careers are OVER muchachos!" And they broke all our wands in half. And then Scottie's wife divorced him, so when they broke his wand it was like a symbolism of Scottie's life being broken in half and being separated from his "other half."

Wife? Yeah, Scott was married....

Family:

Yeah, so Scottie he was married. Yeah, he's still a teenager at wizard school. Yep, he's got a kid, who's walking and talking. No, no, it's not weird! See I'll explain, real quick....

(Bongos)

So Scott's this impulsive teenager who does the nasty while he's still in high school, and the nasty is a blond classmate named Maginhilde La Fey, who goes by Maggie. Only Maggie's like half Nymph right? So like two days after her and Scott are rolling around under the Quodpod bleachers she's all "Hey asshole I'm five months pregnant!" and Scott's like "WTF? Oh sh*t you're part fairy-person so our baby's gonna age super fast! Let's get married real quck so this isn't weird." But then we do that heist stuff and he's in Azkaban and Maggie divorces him. So then Scott wants to change his ways and go straight to be a good dad to his kid, whose named Casseiopia, Cassy for short.

I'm outta breath, can I get some water?

Ant-Nimagus:

* A note from the editors: Our narrator has been given a glass of water, and a sedative, so as to make the story more accessable to an audience that isn't on Speed. You may continue, Mr. Luis.

Okay, awesome.

(Slightly slower bongos)

So this Professor Hank Pym used to work at Ilvernorny, but quit because Howard Stark was an asshole. So now he's at Hogwarts and he's head of Ravenclaw House. And he's thinking, "Harry Potter's retired and the Order of the Avengers are all off their meds and dropping castles out of the sky and stuff, the world needs the Ant-Nimagus again! But I can be the Ant-nimagus anymore. Look at me, I'm like a hundred!"

(A note from Professor Pym: "I'm 74, thankyou very much.) "

Who do I train to be the new Ant-nimmagus? I have this ex-student guy named Darren Cross, who's this buff handsome Gryffindor, and everyone would think he'd be the hero, and he thinks he's supposed to be the hero, but his mind is all corrupt and evil so scratch him out. The Ant-nimagus has gotta be more humble and smarter than a Gryffindor, but he can't be just a boring Ravenclaw, no I need someone who can break rules...."

So Pym, who's this genius Ravenclaw type, deduces that he needs a Slytherin to do his bidding. So he sets up a trap inside Hogwarts for a group of Slytherins who think they're gonna pull some big school prank by stealing an Invisibility Cloak. But Scott unwraps it and "WTF? I can see this cloak just fine, this ain't no Invisibiilyt Cloak. Imma try it on." And then suddenly he's tiny and has an extra pair of arms, and he freaks out, but Pym changes his mind with his ants, who are like his minions, and they bring tea nad sugar over across the table for Scott--

Ant-nimagus. Sorry, right.

The Ant-nimagus is, I guess, like a normal animagus, only with size-changing powers. So he can turn into an ant, but he can be a normal ant-sized ant, or a giant "Them!" ant. And he can also be a tiny human, or a normal sized human or a giant. And the cloak is more just for magical protection, it just mixes badly if someone who isn't an animagus tries wearing it. So Pym trains Scottie, and Scott's doing this kinda Han Solo and Princess Leia thing with Pym's daughter Hope, who's all "I'm not attracted to you, I'm a walking Ravenclaw stereotype, look at my hair, I'm all buisiness, but damn if I wanna kiss you" and they all fight an evil Gryffindor on a wizard chess board, and it's really badass! And Scott's finally redeemed himself and got his kid back, and his ex-wife and her snotty Prefect husband are his friends and his kid has a giant pet ant and it's all happy but then Captain America comes in--

Uncivil Quidditch Match:

(Bongos)

--and goes "Yo, be on my team in this totally unauthorized Quidditch match, I'm not drunk!" Scottie, he's all, "Sir, this is an honor, even though I'm a Slytherin and you're a Gryffindor. I hero-worship you man, cuz you stick up for the little guy. We are totally breaking the stereotype here, with a Slytherin gushing over a Gryffindor, and then going on to troll another Slytherin for said Gryffindor! Hey Stark, I'm your conscience! Or your sex life or whatever the funny line was. I'm Team Cap's answer to your snarky antihero!" But then Stark's like "psych, I win, you're all in a giant squid detention now. Only I feel bad about it, but I only feel bad about Sam, Wanda and Clint; you I'm just gonna kind a go 'Who are you again?' so you can do the Star Lord 'why does no one know about me and my badass exploits?' thing."

So Scott gets out of the squid and takes a plea deal so he doesn't go back to Azkaban, he just has to do community service and stay in his commonroom on all his off hours. And Hope and Hank are pissed, cuz they're like "You think we're proud of you for being a dumbass for Captain America? Everyone only loves that guy if his name's in the movie's title. This is an 'Ant-Man' movie, Gary Stu got no power here! So we're through with you." So then Scott has to redeem himself again, and he does! But then the whole Pym family gets dusted, and the giant ant plays the drum set, so we have to wait till 'Avengers 4' to see how Scott's gonna save all their asses and redeem himself again.

Endgame:

(Final round of bongos)

So just before Thanos’s dusting spell, Ant-Man and the Wasp and the Old Ant-Man and the Old-Wasp wanna help their new ghost friend Ava Starr, and they’re all “Scotty, go to the Spirit Realm and get some Ectoplasm for our ghostly friend” and Scott’s like “WTF is ectoplasm?” and his girlfriend’s like “Ghost sh*t.” And Scott’s like “Screw that I ain’t touching no ghost manure!” But then his girlfriend’s mom goes “Just think of it like ghost-honey.”

So Scott goes to the Spirit Realm and OH SNAP, the whole Pym/Van Dyne family is Dusted! So Scott’s stuck there for the whole summer, until one of the Weasley family rats named Scabbers the Fourteenth nibbles him free, and then POOF he’s back out!

His half-nymph daughter has had another fairy growth spurt over the three months and is now the same age as her dad, which is awkward. And her mom and stepdad are dust, which is depressing. And me and Scotty’s other two friends are also dust, so he makes our ashes into cute little memorials with our faces drawn in.

Scott hears what happened with Thanos, and also that Thanos destroyed all of the Time Turners in the world. But then Scott tells the Avengers how the Spirit Realm can be used for time travel. So Tony Stark, Bruce Banner/Professor Wolf, Rocket Raccoon/Niffler Hybrid, and Princess Shuri all brainstorm in a lab until they get it to work.

Scott and Tony put their Slytherin brains together and try to out-cunning Loki in the past, but they get distracted by America’s ass, and Scott does some damage to Tony’s hole, and Loki gets away with the Tesseract. Then Scott’s mad at Tony, and Tony and Steve are mad at each other, but they’re also all mushy for each other, and Scott’s like “Get a room!” So they yeet off to the 1970s and Scott goes to eat a taco, but loses it.

Then, the final Battle of Hogwarts! Finally, Scott thinks, I can do the badass thing we’ve all been waiting for! Imma go up Thanos’s ass! But fun fact: Titans don’t have assholes. Which means they’re always constipated, which might be why Thanos is such a jerk. (He’s an asshole cuz he doesn’t have an asshole.) So Scott just kicks ass as a giant ant, and is reunited with his girlfriend and all his friends.

Wand, Broom, etc:

Scott's wand is carved from the Cecrepoia, a rainforest tree that carpenter ants tend to live in. His ant-themed broom can shrink and grow with the rest of him, but he may sometimes lose it in the chaos of a fight and have to improvise with something else, like one of the wingged keys. Scott relies on the ants to deliver his mail, and is growing to hate owls, who he often calls "murderers!" when they eat his ant familiars out of the air during missions.

Notes: Scott came out looking like a "Fairly Odd-Parents" character, for some reason. Oh well. Gotta be honest, sorting Scott into Slytherin had a lot to do with his interactions with other characters. I really loved the idea of Pym hiring Scott as a Ravenclaw logically deducing that he needs a Slytherin. And a Slytherin teaming up with a famous Gryffindor hero, and sneaking into a fellow Slytherin's broom to troll the crap out of him. Among other things, a sad consequence of Rowling's House stereotyping was the missed opportunity of all the great Slytherin vs. Slytherin interactions there could have been.

#scott lang #ant-man #slytherin #hogwarts house #potterverse

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Rhetorical Ink: “Infinity War“ Review

** VERY FEW SPOILERS BELOW, SHOCKINGLY **

I really, really want to spoil you all. But I can’t. I just can’t.

Why?

I went into this film with very, very few spoilers -- and those spoilers were more like the memes of “before you see the movie” and “after you see the movie” than actual content of the film spoilers. So, to keep you all in the same state of sheer shock and awe as I was tonight, here are:

My Top Ten Thoughts on Infinity War:

10. Stan Lee’s cameo is in my opinion the best in all the Marvel movies in terms of perfect subtlety. It’s also my favorite. Just saying.

Although, there is another cameo in here I had no clue about, that I was pleasantly shocked with....you’ll have to watch to see it.

9. I really, in all honesty, did not think I would give two cares about the henchmen of Thanos. Now, do I know any of their names? No, except Ebony Maw, who is the “leader” of the henchmen -- but did I feel their threatening presence? Yes, surprisingly. I thought while not fleshed out, because no time for that, they were an intimidating presence and how they were handled in the film was clever and effective.

8. I’ve only watched two non-spoiler reviews for this film and both suggested the pacing was off -- I do not agree. It’s a long film, but it goes. It’s fast-paced when it needs to be and it pauses when it needs to as well. There are a LOT of characters to pack into this film, and a lot of things happening in a short span of time, and the movie does not drag for me.

7. The team ups in this film are very creative and some combinations I had not even THOUGHT of were simply hilarious and wonderful. One specific team up has me giddy of a chance for a crossover of these two films in the future. *fingers crossed*

6. Paul Bettany, who plays Vision -- his voice is sex. Can we all just agree on it now? I don’t know why, but men with hot voices just swoon me -- Christian Bale in Howl’s Moving Castle and now Paul Bettany as Vision.

5. This movie is a LOT funnier than I thought it was going to be! I really had in my head that this was going to be Civil War serious, and at times, YES, oh, yes it is. However, the humor here is so refreshing and caught me off guard several times -- mainly due to --

4. The Guardians of the Galaxy. In all honesty, I put this film as Infinity War in the title because it’s to me not as much an Avengers movie as it is a crossover of Avengers and Guardians of the Galaxy. Most of the comedy comes from them, and it’s my kind of comedy, so I’m all for it in this film.

3. Thanos is probably the best developed, most complex villain we’ve seen in 18 Marvel movies -- and I’m thankful for that, because from the start of the first Avengers, I really thought Thanos was going to be this basic villain. No, he is complicated, moral-challenging, and Josh Brolin’s performance is EXCELLENT here. I really don’t know if I’ll be able to take him seriously as Cable in the upcoming Deadpool 2.

2. My heart sank a few times over the course of the film from some of the developments, but my jaw was wide open in the last 10 minutes. Mainly from shock at the boldness the direction takes -- what will the impact of the shock be? I don’t know -- I really am curious what angle the Marvel movies will take post-this film.

Ant Man 2 is a VERY, VERY, VERY weird follow up to this film -- I’ll just say that.

1. It’s hard to talk about any flaws without getting into spoilers -- there are a few decisions made by characters that I am scratching my head at, but I keep telling myself that they will make sense in “Part II.”

“Part II?” you say? Oh yes, there is no way they can end the story here.

No way.

*repeats to self*

*repeats to self for next ten years*

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Also I do think Fury is dead too, been reading the review and in the post credits he is also murdered ... after AOU I was done with Marvel May I ask why you didn't Marvel ?

oh yeah i forgot him!! literally.... that’s so transparent @ marvel please be less obviously racist

and sure! so here goes, in completely non chronological order, a list of grievances under the cut

they literally swapped rhodey’s actor between im and im2 and were like “oh lol nobody will notice right bc all those black people look the same haha”

inconsistent,,,, fuckign,,,, writing,,,, ESPECIALLY of female characters. is natasha a femme fatale? is she actually just boobs? oh wait she has some skills!! oh no actually she is just a Body. wait she has trauma!! heck maybe that explains - oh no wait her abilities are Wearing High Heels and B00tysame with wanda: “i hate shield for these reasons - but now that my brother is dead (which shield can kinda be blamed for), i’d better join them bc they’re the good guys”gamora: “hello i’m a badass who don’t need no man, but actually i’m a whiny crying girl with a daddy complex, willing to sacrifice everything for my abuser”pepper potts. just.... everything about herjane foster... the swooning scientist who turns into a bitch and her characterization is “i don’t need no man!1!!1 oh wait he has a biceps”

benadryl calcium sulphate being cast

age of ultron. all of it. everything about it

“oh no what movie could we make? oh i know - let’s remake spiderman. again. who do we cast??? oh now i KNOW!! a nondescript white kid BUT!! this time he’ll at least not look 20 years too old”

“wow no i don’t think we could make a black widow movie... i don’t think people are interested in her character” yeah that’s because you didn’t write a character. you wrote a pair of boobs. maybe stop changing her hair style every movie and give her some fucking lines instead of a catsuit

sticking to comics is VERY IMPORTANT - unless it comes to portraying disabilities. so instead of that, we’ll give the character a wife, 2.5 kids and a picket fence

“oh shoot we need a plot! nevermind, i got it: adults not communicating. ever.”

tony stark’s entire character development happens off screen

“okay, tony stark might have ptsd, but the guy who was in a war and then time travelled and lost everyone he ever knew? nah, he’s just an asshole”

thor 2

the stakes are just????? getting so ridiculous. so in im, tony needed to make sure his company didn’t go into bad hands. in cap 1, steve needed to make sure parts of america didn’t get bombed. and suddenly the whole planet is at stake. several times. and THEN it’s half the universe, in a desperate attempt to make people care but??? i just??? can’t care??? half the universe is SO much more than i can ever comprehend but sure i guess it makes for more drama

tony “i was imprisoned once and it sucked” stark says we need to control superheroes, proceeds to imprison one because he personally thinks she’s too dangerous. more at 11

i’m sure all-seeing heimdall could NOT have seen thanos coming or anything because uhhh... magic?

it literally took them ten years to manage to write a female character that didn’t totally suck, and then only because taika waititi did it

shoot, someone put out a casting call for diverse people that are white, thin, normal looking and predominantly male

the part where they desperately needed to hype their new movie, thusly starting the team cap vs team iron man nonsense that i could write a whole fucking novel about bc wow lookie unnecessary drama for no reason other than to increase sales

generally the whole civil war thing was just so??? odd and nonsensical. on the one side you have tony stark, who consistently refused to hand over his super suit or be put in check by the government, suddenly calling for superheroes to be put in check; on the other hand, you have steve rogers who experienced that the us government cannot be trusted in tws suddenly believing that the us government will make things right again or something??? you have tony trying to guilt trip steve into agreeing to those accords by basically holding a gun to bucky’s head; you have tony suddenly trying to murder someone who was so obviously brainwashed and coerced into killing tony’s parents; the movie also tries really hard to go the “uwu generous tony stark” route but really, all i see is him giving to those mit graduates while there are SO many others who would need it more

all the random characters missing things... like.... ant man suddenly showing up in civil war but then never again. clint being here and gone the next moment toothor conveniently always off planet due to uhh bifrost problems?? him not wanting to come??sidekicks showing up in one movie but then not in the next bc they’re suddenly busy or something???

name one female character who hasn’t had some sort of relationship “defining” her

also name one female character that doesn’t wear tight, revealing clothes

so that’s just off the top of my head. also the jokes are getting very... predictable and standard fare. next they’ll have to add a laugh track or something

basically ever after the point if civil war was just this stupid “iron man vs captain america” thing that made everyone nut about it (and still has the team cap vs team iron man dichotomy going on) i just.... got so tired. it’s always like “but MY character has done THIS great thing while YOUR character is just the worst person to ever walk the planet!!1!”

and then the whole n*zi steve thing happened, which further lost marvel my trust, and then they announced infinity war, aka “we cast all these famous people who cost a lot of money, now praise us for our ingenuity”

and alsoooooo the movies are all starting to be... pretty much the same. exchangeable hero with their loyal sidekick are having a good time, but oh no, a Bad appears, the hero is disgraced / fallen for a while, then stands back up because they are a Hero. the message is Be A White Man, the jokes are standard Tough Male Comedy. there is at least one character characterized by either Boobs, Ass or Sex Scene To Introduce Boobs Wearing Character

also i mean there are my personal issues on why tony stark and all his grandeur and grand gestures actually mean shit but that’s kinda personal and i don’t wanna get into that

so there you have my off the top of my head criticism of marvel - racism, sexism, inconsistent and boring writing, inconsistent characterization, no character development, constantly making wild reaches for plot lines

(the only marvel movies i’ll stan forever are, in order of goodness (lowest to highest) tws, ragnarök, black panther)

#negativity #shroom-stories #silfreya #ask #answered

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2018-04-06 10 MOVIE now

MOVIE

Birth. Movies. Death.

SXSW 2018 Review: TAKE YOUR PILLS Shines A Light On An Alarming Problem

Is Denis Villeneuve Still Making a DUNE Movie? Nope! Now He’s Making TWO Of Them

FIRST MATCH Trailer Takes A Girl’s Troubles To The Mat

Wes Anderson And Bill Murray: A Cinematic Rapport

Book Review: S. Craig Zahler’s HUG CHICKENPENNY Is A Touching Gothic Parable

CineVue

Film Review: Wonderstruck

Film Review: Antonio Lopez 1970: Sex, Fashion & Disco

Film Review: 120 BPM (Beats Per Minute)

Film Review: A Quiet Place

Criterion Review: La Cage Aux Folles

Cinema Blend

When Solo: A Star Wars Story Will Finally Screen For Audiences

How Outlander Could Become More Like Game Of Thrones

Zack Snyder Puts Identity Of Dead Robin In Batman V Superman Into Question

How Will And Grace's Creators Feel About Roseanne's Huge Success

Why Avengers: Infinity War Won’t Show Thanos' Backstory, According To The Russos

Cinema Scope

Cinema Scope 74 Contents

The Work (Jairus McLeary & Gethin Aldous, US)

Global Discoveries on DVD: A Few Peripheral Matters

Canadiana | Hometown Horror: Robin Aubert’s Les affamés

Exploded View: Bruce Conner’s Crossroads

Comicboook.com

'Ready Player One' Reveals Japanese Poster

Marvel Studios Exec Hopes Half of Future MCU Films Will Be Directed By Women

Marvel Releases Ant-Man & The Wasp Image For D23 Cover

Hidden Ant-Man Possibly Spotted In New 'Avengers: Infinity War' Poster

Special Effects Artist Promises 'Halloween' Fans Will Be "Very, Very Happy" With New Sequel

Film Comment Magazine

Film of the Week: Sweet Country

Interview: Lola Arias

The Film Comment Podcast: ND/NF 2018

TCM Diary: Alvarez Kelly and the Confederates

Interview: Kantemir Balagov

Film Inquiry

Queer Cinema, LOVE, SIMON & The Problem Of Heterosexual Spectatorship

MIDNIGHT SUN: For Those Intent On A Sob

Film Inquiry Podcast Episode 19: Top 5 Steven Spielberg Films

PACIFIC RIM: UPRISING: Falls Short Of Rising Up To The Original

TERMINAL Trailer

Film School Rejects

The Cinematographic References of ‘Annihilation’

Jordan Peele and Lorena Bobbitt: An Odd Couple Made for Amazon

Games Without Frontiers: The Tragic Score of ‘The Americans’

The Best Year In Movies Was 1939

The Meta Storytelling of ‘Westworld’

Reddit Movies

Big Lebowski Pen Drawing I did

Chris Evans as Steve Rogers wrestling with a helicopter in "Captain America: Civil War"

Isao Takahata, Studio Ghibli Co-Founder and ‘Grave of the Fireflies’ Director, Dies at 82 — Report

Amazon’s Lord of the Rings show may incorporate Peter Jackson’s Middle-earth

Isao Takahata, Studio Ghibli co-founder and director of Grave of the Fireflies, Only Yesterday, Pom Poko, and The Tale of the Princess Kaguya has died. (Japanese Article)

Roger Ebert

Home Entertainment Consumer Guide: April 5, 2018

Bursting Through Border Walls: The 34th Chicago Latino Film Festival

Video: Roger Ebert on Empathy

21 Nonprofits Worthy of Your Donation on #Day4Empathy

We Have Been Them: Roger Ebert’s Reviews About Empathy

Screen Rant

Angel: What The Cast Looked Like In Their First Episode Vs Today

The Rock & Dave Bautista Almost Teamed With Ronda Rousey at WrestleMania

Big Little Lies: First Look At Meryl Streep in Season 2

Karl Urban Cast As Billy Butcher In Amazon’s The Boys

Solo: A Star Wars Story to Premiere at the Cannes Film Festival

Slash Film

Daily Podcast: Rampage Reactions, Box Office, Jay and Silent Bob, MoviePass, Terminator, Talisman, and Lord of the Rings

Monica Lewinsky Season of ‘American Crime Story’ No Longer Happening

The ‘Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery’ Video Game Has Some Familiar Voice Actors

‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Tops the Most Profitable Movies of 2017

‘The Accountant’ Was the Most Rented Movie of 2017

#movie

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ao3feed-mcufemslash · 5 years

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All Good Things (and People) Come to An End

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by widowsrogers

She believes her.

- Or,

Words: 2602, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of Carol and Natasha One-Shot Series

Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain Marvel (2019), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel, Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Ant-Man (Movies)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2YRP8a8

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #mcu

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All Good Things (and People) Come to An End

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2YRP8a8

by widowsrogers

She believes her.

- Or,

Words: 2602, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of Carol and Natasha One-Shot Series

Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain Marvel (2019), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel, Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Ant-Man (Movies)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2YRP8a8

#ao3feed #steve rogers #bucky barnes #stevebucky #stucky #steve/bucky #stevexbucky #fanfic

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ao3feed-buckybarnes · 5 years

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All Good Things (and People) Come to An End

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2YRP8a8

by widowsrogers

She believes her.

- Or,

Words: 2602, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of Carol and Natasha One-Shot Series

Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain Marvel (2019), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel, Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Ant-Man (Movies)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2YRP8a8

#bucky #IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #bucky barnes #james barnes #the winter soldier #james barnes

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