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reikaidetective · 10 months

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very much overdue, but here's yusuke being high once again.

#yu yu hakusho #yyh #yyh kurama #kurama #shuichi minamino #yyh yusuke urameshi #yyh yusuke #yusuke urameshi #incorrent quotes #fake tweets made by me #fake tweets

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incorrect-first-order · 2 years

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how did i forget to post on May The Fourth... i am a fake star wars fan it would seem 😔✌️

#this counts as an incorrect quote okay #incorrent quotes #incorrect star wars #star wars #star wars sequel trilogy #the force awakens #the last jedi #the rise of skywalker #star wars episode vii #star wars episode viii #star wars episode ix #the first order #kylo ren #armitage hux #my edit #can you IMAGINE if these two (or anyone in a galaxy far far away) had access to tumblr #tbqh i actually cannot imagine hux having a tumblr #he would have a twitter and an instagram because all public figures have to have those

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steddiemunsonharrington · 2 years

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"Next time a stranger talks to you when you're alone, just look at them shocked and whisper 'You can see me?'"

- Steve, mother of 6, trying to teach them Stranger Danger

#steve harrington #mother of 6 lil nuggets #King Harrington #Stranger Things #incorrent quotes #stranger things incorrect quotes #stranger danger with Mama Steve

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delzinrowe · 5 months

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incorrect jjk quotes [8/?]

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d3mureee · 2 months

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Howard Stark:

“I’ve figured out a new completely undiscovered element but due to the limited technology of my time I am unable to create it”

Tony Stark:

*Puts piece of metal on tripod*

**Shoots laser at it**

“You said what now?”

#tony stark #howard stark #marvel #marvel mcu #mcu #mcu tony stark #marvel memes #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #incorr

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incorrect-tanz-quotes · 5 months

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Herbert: Alfred's lip balm tastes like honey and also something else but I can't really describe what.

Sarah: You two kissed??

Alfred: No, he just took a bite out of my lip balm.

#mod mutie #tanz der vampire #tdv #incorrect tanz quotes #alfred #herbert von krolock #sarah #incorrent tanz quotes

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well-golly-gee-balkan · 11 months

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Tim: you can’t kill them

Dallas: I’m aware

Tim: you don’t look aware

#they do all their dumb shit together #sometime Tim tries to stop it #sometimes he joins in #dally is js willing to fight anyone and everyone #dallas winston #tim shepard #the outsiders #se hinton #greasers #source: akwardsilince #incorrect outsiders quotes #outsiders incorre

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kebriones · 1 year

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Patroclus went to the trojan war because he was the only one who could give achilles his rabies shot every six months.

#the iliad #incorrent homer quotes #patrochilles

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caitlynmeow · 5 days

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X: What's your idea of a perfect date ?

Daniela: DD/MM/YYYY. Other formats can be confusing.

X: 😐

this is so pure and innocent of her tbh <3

Dani never fails to be adorable without even trying~

#incorre #incorrect quotes #house dimitrescu #cassandra dimitrescu #resident evil village #daniela dimitrescu #resident evil 8 #bela dimitrescu #re8 #alcina dimitrescu #asks #cutie patootie dani strikes again

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thedragonqueens · 1 month

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Aemond: I'd give my life for you

Alicent: I know, but please don't

random talk that happened with @bloodrvn

#house of the dragon #house of the dragon season one #hotd #incorrent house of the dragon #incorrect house of the dragon quotes #aemond targaryen #alicent hightower #alicent hotd #alicent x aemond #aemond x alicent #dance of the dragons #mother and son #daily tv #game of thrones #hotd season 1 #hotd s2

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an-au-blog · 7 months

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"The Bounty Hunter" au but it's that one scene in the hungry moon hotel (and I'm switching pov's (from Sanji to Zoro) like they did in the movie... and it's shortened a bit)

Sanji hiding away in the bathroom calling his sister: He said he missed me and that he was sorry and that he thinks getting a divorce was a mistake...

Reiju: What? He actually said he all that? How drunk was he?

Sanji: He wasn't.

Reiju: He wasn't drunk and he said that?

Meanwhile Zoro (talking to Usopp because he was the first to pick up) freaking out about the picturehe found in Sanji's wallet: He admitted for the first time he was wrong and then I find this picture of us, how many pictures do you have of your exes in your wallet, like is that common???

Usopp: I've never had an ex, Kaya was my first and last girlfriend.

Zoro: So like... what does it mean then? Does he... you know... still love me?

Nami and Luffy barge in. Usopp (to them) : It's Zoro, he found their wedding photo in Sanji's wallet. The idiot wants to know what it means.

Luffy: It probably means he forgot it there, I keep forgetting that I carry meat in my pockets and then it spoils.

Usopp: Don't listen to him, it means he loves you!

Reiju: You should go for it! You guys deserve a second chance!

Sanji: Okay, you're right

Nami: Can you fall for him again after you turn him in? Zoro, I swear if you go soft and don't get my money because you're horny-

Zoro: I'm not falling in love and I'm not horny, even if I get laid I'm still going to turn him in! I'll still collect the money, it changes nothing, stop nagging me!

Sanji only hears that last part. He couldn't believe he almost fell for it.

#the bounty hunter au #zosan #one piece zosan #sanji x zoro #zoro x sanji #incorre quotes kinda #does it count?#i feel like i have to put a disclaimer that nami doesn't want anything bad to happen to sanji #but also she wants the money #plus not going to a court hearing for a parking tickets isn't that big a deal #i think...#i haven't had ro go to one till now so... yeah #op

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ask-chubby-hamilton · 2 months

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Incorrect CS Quotes!

Highschool Addition ✨

Thomas: *drinking water from the fountain*

*Alexander and john walk up*

Alexander: 1, 2, 3, 4, you don't need anymore

Thomas: *stops drinking water*

Thomas: 5, 6, 7, 8, check you're visa expiration date