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tomriddleslovergirl · 1 day

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House of the Dragon Incorrect Quotes

Aemond: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, y/n! *Neither of you die* You: … Aemond: … You: So do you wanna talk about somethi- Aemond: No thank you.

Aegon: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gonna unmake it to sleep in it anyways? Alicent: Why should I feed you if you're just gonna die anyways? Aegon: Aegon: I'll go make my bed-

You: Aegon won’t wake up, what do I do? Aemond: Did you try kicking him? You: Yes. Aemond: I’m out of ideas.

You: Your Honor, I hereby submit the following to the court: You: Aegon, what the actual FUCK?

Aemond: Y/n, I am nothing if not a man of principle. Aemond: Now let’s break into this apartment.

Daemon: I'm a reverse necromancer. You: Isn't that just killing people? Daemon: Ah, technicality.

Aegon: I was arrested for being too cool. Aemond: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

You: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Aemond: I wake up at 4:30 AM You: You: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Aegon: Change is inedible. Aemond: Don't you mean inevitable? Aegon, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

Aemond: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Aegon: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'. Aemond: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

You: We’re getting married, bitches! Daemon: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

Aegon, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me Rhaenyra, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

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m1ndbrand · 1 month

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Aegon, staring at Y/N with heart eyes:

Aemond, gagging: I liked you better when you were a whore.

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kitkatscabinet · 1 year

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Aemond: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Y/N: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely* Aemond: That one. I want that one.

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lieujones · 1 year

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*Lucemond wedding*

Lucerys: We need a flower girl

Aegon: *clears throat*

Aemond: Jaehaera and your sister would love it

Aegon: *clears throat louder*

Lucerys: Yeah, but Visenya might be too youn-

Aegon: DEAR GODS, LET ME DO IT. PLEASE. I WILL SPREAD YOUR FLOWER PETALS WITH THE GRACE OF A QUEEN. PLEASE BROTHER, PLEASE.

Jacaerys, dark circles under his eyes, handing Aemond a hundred-dollar bill: Let him do it.

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aegonette · 1 year

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House of the Dragon x Bob's Burgers 3/?

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madame-fear · 7 months

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Aemond: That was so hot, Y/N. Y/N: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. Aemond: I’m so in love with you.

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hopemikaelsongf · 2 years

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point and laugh!

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greensdidnothingwrong · 2 years

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“What if I flop?”

“Oh, my darling, what if you slay?”

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aemysbabyofficial · 3 months

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*Aegon and Aemond lost in the woods* Aegon: Dracarys! Aemond: What are you doing? You've been yelling that for hours. Aegon: Seeing if any dragons are near. They could light a fire or send a signal to someone.

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theonesweetboy · 3 months

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*Lucerys is crying after a breakup*

Aemond: There there, Lucerys.

Lucerys, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?

Aemond: great question-

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angelofthenight · 1 year

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Alicent: Aegon, if you’re reading this-

Otto: Can Aegon read?

Alicent: Helaena, if you are reading this out loud to Aegon-

Otto: Can Helaena read?

Alicent:

Alicent: Aemond-

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m1ndbrand · 1 year

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High Septor: It’s time to say your vows

Y/N: *pulls out a 10-page essay* Don’t be intimidated, I just wrote down whatever came to mind

Aemond:Oh, my lady soon to be wife…

Aemond: *pulls out three-ring binder* This is going to be embarrassing for you

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blxckmccn · 2 years

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Aemond: Fine! Judge all you want but...

Aemond, points at Rhaenyra: Married a gay.

Aemond, points at Alicent: Married her best friend's father, sorry mom.

Aemond, points at Criston: Fell in love with the princess just bcs she kissed him or something like that, man wtf.

Aemond, points at Viserys: Married his daughter's best friend?!?!? I mean- Hi, father.

Aemond, points at Daemon: Honestly, there is no need for me to give examples of him. My uncle is his own warning.

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lieujones · 1 year

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*Headcanon: Aemond can't hold more than a glass of wine and Aegon knows that perfectly well*

Drunk Aemond, to Luke: Luke has no idea I’m in love with him.

Lucerys: You’re in love with me?

Aemond: Oh, sorry.

Aemond, to Jace: Luke has no idea I’m in love with him.

Jacaerys: You’re WHAT with WHO

Aemond: Oh, sorry.

Aemond, finally to Aegon: Luke has no idea I’m in love with him.

Aegon: Definitely.

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aegonette · 1 year

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House of the Dragon x Bob's Burgers 2/?

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madame-fear · 7 months

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Aemond: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Y/N: It was autocorrect. Aemond: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."? Y/N: Yes.

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