don’t forget to flirt with me before I kill myself
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did judas do something problematic?
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im actually really fun when youre first getting to know me and then you get to know me a little better and you realize i am not fun at all. like not even a little bit. and now youre trapped with me in a hole in the ground. and then several years later maybe im fun again. in the hole.
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"why doesn't this thing in a movie/book/tv show happen exactly like it would in real life" is the most brain dead criticism the internet has to offer, and yet I see it EVERYWHERE.
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'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a nervous young man
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them
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sorry that i am obsessed with you in the unhealthiest way possible. as if it's my fault
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i'm like a stray dog in a lot of ways but i will not elaborate on that
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hi God one quastion. is everything gonna be okay
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who up experiencing divine madness
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the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation
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