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d3mureee · 19 days
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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook
I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 
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d3mureee · 25 days
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conservatives, fear mongering: big tranny is gonna get you
me, twirling my hair. stupidly. gayly: whos this big tranny do you have her number or
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d3mureee · 25 days
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d3mureee · 26 days
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Tony Stark gives off May 5th vibes but he’s May 29th. You’ve made a mistake, Marvel. Smh
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d3mureee · 1 month
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Im on the edge of my seat with my bucket of popcorn at the ready 🍿
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d3mureee · 1 month
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I love how Tony just casually watches himself die sometimes. Like “it’s ok Pepper you’re doing great I’m only going into cardiac arrest right now but it’s fine and normal don’t worry” or the way he just watched as his past self crumpled into a pile on the floor while slowly dying with a blank face.
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d3mureee · 2 months
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Howard Stark:
“I’ve figured out a new completely undiscovered element but due to the limited technology of my time I am unable to create it”
Tony Stark:
*Puts piece of metal on tripod*
**Shoots laser at it**
“You said what now?”
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d3mureee · 2 months
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Why was Aziraphael smiling so calmly after he learned that Crowley had been living in his car for like three years 💀
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d3mureee · 2 months
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FREAKING THE FUCK OUT AT THE END OF GOOD OMENS “WE CALL IT THE SECOND COMING” IS AZIRAPHAEL BRINGING BACK JESUS WTF???
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d3mureee · 2 months
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Headcannon that the backrooms actually originated from Kurt Cobain and William S. Burroughs 1993 ‘The “Preist” They Called Him’ single cover and not a 2019 4chan thread because that sounds way cooler and the cover genuinely looks like the backrooms and the song sounds kinda like the backrooms
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d3mureee · 3 months
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What does it for me is Loki turning his head with an almost bewildered confusion to look at Odin when he calls him his son.
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d3mureee · 3 months
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Does anyone else’s brain ever malfunction the wrong way around? Like if I don’t know or forget what to say I’ll just make what I say more complicated—If someone asks me a question and I don’t know the answer? Forget saying “I don’t know” I end up saying “I do not currently have access to the requested information” or some shit and I can tell people look at me weirdly 💀
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d3mureee · 3 months
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Imma make this acc into shitposting AND photography bc I got a lot of pics I’ve taken that I wanna share
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d3mureee · 3 months
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Moon on iPhone camera
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d3mureee · 3 months
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ALL I SEE IS FUCKING DEAN WINCHESTER AND CINNAMON ROLLS HELP
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d3mureee · 3 months
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I always forget that Wanda is an impressionable kid and then marvel reminds me with a bang by making her the villain or something and it makes me realize that she never actually had a role model or someone to look up to. Wanda deserves better.
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d3mureee · 3 months
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Just now watching Doctor Strange: MVM and I’m sorry but the Illuminati exists? 💀
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