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regeditt · 2 months
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*Steve standing with Robin & Nancy, waiting on Eddie*
Robin: you look so cute holding those roses waiting for your boyfriend
Steve: i don’t look cute i look cool
Robin: awww and you even have a little bow tie on your little suit, so formal so cute all for eddie
Steve: *throws roses on the ground* THIS IS WHY I DONT GO ON DOUBLE DATES WITH YOU, ROBIN.
Robin:
Nancy:
Steve: *picks them up, clearing his throat as Eddie approaches*
Steve: hi, babe, i got these flowers for you
Eddie: you look really cute tonight
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Will: *staring at Mike, trying to get his attention* Mike: *completely oblivious* Eddie: remember when you were like that? Steve: don't remind me
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munsonsgayagenda · 2 years
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[steve and eddie’s first date walking in a park]
steve: impress me
eddie: i can talk to animals
steve: prove it
eddie: [to a duck] hello you fucking duck
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"Everybody has an addiction, mine just happens to be you. And pot. And torturing my club. And.."
- Eddie, going on and on for 10 whole minutes
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bisexual-cryptid · 10 months
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robin: how’s steve’s head?
eddie: best i’ve ever had
robin: ………
eddie: oh you meant his injury
eddie: he’s fine
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xstevex-world · 2 years
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Steve: Myself and Robin are best friends.
Robin: Platonic soulmates, if you will.
Steve: We share everything.
Robin: Food-
Steve: Clothes-
Robin: Music taste-
Steve: taste in women-
Robin: gender-
Steve: a single brain cell-
Robin: the only thing we don’t share is an interest in men.
Steve: *holding Eddie’s hand* damn my bisexuality for ruining something so perfect.
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princessdave · 8 months
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I’m really surprised that at no point so far has a character mixed up “upside down” with “down under” and accidentally led another character to think that they were talking about Australia the whole time. And by another character I mean Argyle.
Jonathan: it’s full of monsters with hundreds of teeth
Argyle: yeah, everyone knows that
Jonathan: and there’s really dangerous plants
Argyle: I’ve heard that too
Will: and there’s this giant spider made of smoke that can mind control you
Argyle: I didn’t know that, but it’s not surprising based on everything else I’ve heard about Australia
Will: ….
Jonathan: ….
Jonathan: what?
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stevesbipanic · 2 years
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Robin: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.
Eddie: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
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byler-alarmist · 8 months
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Will: how come you never called me in Lenora?
Mike: Will, I couldn't possibly!! You know El and I are together! Are you saying I should cheat on her? On my girlfriend?? How could you even think such a-
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angelrollseyes · 2 years
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Eddie: *is carrying all the groceries*
Y/N: *holds out hand to help*
Eddie: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold Y/N's hand*
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regeditt · 2 months
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*at a hellfire club meeting*
Eddie: …and suddenly something jumps out from the dark!
Mike, Dustin, and Lucas: *simultaneous gasp*
Steve: i just came here to fuck Eddie, can this meeting be over already?
Max: *rolls her eyes* i knew it
Eddie: you know nothing
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Eddie: *playing with Steve's hair* Eddie: have you ever considered just letting your hair do what it wants? Steve: i promise you don't want to see my hair without any product in it Eddie: i let my hair do whatever it wants, and look at it. it looks perfect Steve: Steve: not everyone can be as effortless as you
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ronancebrainrot · 2 years
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"Sometimes, when I close my eye, i can't see!"
- Eddie, stoned out of his mind.
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bisexual-cryptid · 2 years
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Stranger Things + Textposts (pt ?)
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piliharrington · 1 year
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Eddie, over the phone: Nancy, I need you to come pick me up right now.
Nancy: Why?
Eddie: Steve is passive- aggressively doing the dishes he asked me to do 6 hours ago.
Eddie: This house isn't safe anymore.
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