Obi Wan: You seem to be doing much better lately.
Anakin, nodding: I am so glad that I know I’m bi polar now. I got the right meds, I got a mood ring. I’m handling it.
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Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?
Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.
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Cody: I cut my finger
Obi-wan: I can kiss it so it'll get better
Cody: Does it work?
Obi-wan: Yeah the healers used to do it when I was a kid
*later that day*
Cody: I need you to punch me in the mouth
Wolffe: Fucking finally
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He never dies!!
Obi-Wan, at Maul's funeral: I need a moment with him.
Everyone: Of course. *They leave*
Obi Wan, leaning over Maul′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Maul, ignights his lightsaber: Yeah, no shit.
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obi-wan, screaming at anakin mid battle: ibic cuyir an jorcu be gar!!
anakin, sighing: yeah i know
cody: when did you learn mando'a?????
anakin: i didn't. i just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language obi-wan speaks.
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Mace Windu: Some jedi have grown attachments towards the clone troopers...
Obi Wan, married to Cody: *gasp* How scandalous!
Plo Koon, on the process of legally adopting the Clone Army: Preposterous!
Anakin, who fools around with the 501st like they were all children: How could that reckless, handsome jedi do that??
Yoda: For an idiot, you all take me.
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Aayla: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Bly: Um...Neat.
*later*
Bly, lying face down on his bed: I said "Neat", Cody. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm kriffing stupid.
Cody, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Bly. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Obi-Wan confessed his love for me?
Bly: Didn't you thank him?
Cody: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.
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Anakin: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Cody...
Obi-Wan: As you should be.
Anakin: No, for real, he is kind of-
Obi-Wan As. You. Should. Be.
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On Tatooine
Force Ghost Qui Gon: Hey, why don’t we go out tonight? We could go see the pod racing?
Obi Wan, sighing: Nah. I don’t really feel like it.
Force Ghost Qui Gon: Oh come on. You never wanna do anything since Anakin fell and you went into hiding.
Obi Wan, indignantly: That’s not true. I wanted to sit in my bathrobe and eat peanut clusters all day. I wanted to start drinking in the morning.
Obi Wan, defensively: Don’t say that I don’t have goals!
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Ahsoka: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Anakin, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
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Obi-wan: Why is Cody crying?
Rex: He took a 'which Jedi are you' quiz
Obi-wan: And?
Rex: And he got general Skywalker
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Padme: did you know Obi wan gives Cody flowers every single morning?
Anakin:…yes?
Padme: why don’t you do that :(
Anakin:..
Anakin: d-do you want me too?
Padme: YES Ani!
-the next day-
Cody, staring at the flowers is Anakin offering him: why the hell are you doing this?
Anakin: I don’t get it either just take them-
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obi-wan: cody, do you think i can be difficult to work with?
cody: there is no other jedi i would rather serve under, sir.
obi-wan: you're speaking to the negotiator, cody. i know how to spot when someone's dodging a question.
cody: you're my superior officer, sir.
obi-wan: alright then. everything you say in the next thirty seconds is free, starting now.
cody, immediately: you're cocky, pushy, reckless, flirty at the most inappropriate times, value vanity more than wearing armor in a war zone, have daddy issues so massive everyone can see it from clicks away-
obi-wan: but-
cody: i have 22.5 seconds left, sir. i'm not done.
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cody: don't worry, i have a few knives up my sleeve for situations like this, sir.
obi-wan : i think you mean cards.
cody, pulling a knife from his sleeve: no, i do not.
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