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going-to-superhell · 7 months
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I'm a gremlin girl
In a gremlin world
Green apparel
I am feral
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JJ: Emily, are you high?
Emily *hasn’t slept in 4 days and is running entirely off of caffeine and gummy bears*: Am I what?
JJ: High.
Emily:
Emily: Hi 🙃
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punkrockvalkyrie · 2 months
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In between sessions...
Y/N: *showing the Maitlands and Lydia how to use Hero Forge* So yeah, the site is pretty simple to navigate, and it's fun to customize!
Barbara: Ooh, so many different options! Look Adam, you can even add animal friends to your figure!
Adam: *nods* There are puppies, bears, cats, and... is that?
Lydia: *Peering over Adam's shoulder* Is that a sandworm?! Is that an option?!
Y/N: What? Pretty sure there's no sandworm option on the site. Let me see *looks at the computer*
*the "sandworm" on the screen turns to face Y/N, the Maitlands, and Lydia and grins*
Adam and Barbara: *shrieks*
Lydia: *snickers and rolls her eyes*
Y/N: GODS DAMMIT BJ! Stop screwing with my computer! I can help you create your character later tonight
*Beetlejuice appears in a puff of smoke next to Y/N*
BJ: *mocking Y/N* 'Don't mess with my computer, BJ!' , 'Stop trying to seduce Adam's character, BJ!' , 'Quit trying to eat my dice, BJ!' You never let me have any fun babes
Y/N: Okay first of all, I do NOT sound like that. Secondly, computers are expensive to replace. Third, we've talked SEVERAL times about you trying to seduce Adam's character!
BJ: Pfft! *rolls eyes* Whatever, Lyds! Back me up here!
Lydia: Sorry Beej, you're on your own.
Y/N: Finally, and I can't stress this enough, MY DICE ARE NOT FOOD!
BJ: Hmph! Well that's your opinion. If dice aren't food, then why do they look like candy?
Y/N: *grabs a pillow and presses it to her face* "Muffled screams"
Lydia, Adam, and Barbara: *Facepalm*
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gyubby99 · 10 months
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My case is rested
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jellisdraws · 1 year
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She got 99 problems but gravity just ain’t one.
Mochi Mochi the Soul knife rogue
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istartedastudyblr · 2 years
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Am I studying after 84yrs??!!! because🧠 ??🦕
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doyouguyshearaduck · 2 years
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Not Mikey blindfolding April!!!
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darkmagenugget · 8 months
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Next up on the Wake Up and Start Archives:
Wake Up and Start: Still a Woman.
Originally posted here on webtoons.
Catch up on the entire series HERE.
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dawnthefox24 · 1 year
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Listen Ashe and Cole were besties to one another they have that weird friendship dynamic together
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*Ashe and Cole are in there little hide out together as everyone falls asleep but Cole who is outside watching the stars in the desert night.*
Ashe: Cole I’ve got a question for ya 
Cole: hmm what is it Ashe?
Ashe: Why did you join deadlock? You had many jobs 
Cole: Ashe I was broke and abused while workin on a ranch ya know, also bonus points I ran from home
Ashe: Yeah but still you were gettin payed.
Cole: I had a stick of butter for breakfast once, so yeah I tailed out of there stealing what I can and then met you 
Ashe: hold up, you ate a stick of butter!?
Cole: yeah! Honestly it wasn't even the good kind
Ashe: let me guess unsalted?
Cole: ...Vegan
Ashe: *gags a bit* Thats even worse!
Cole:*snickers a bit * yeah it sucked
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skrunkly-baloongis · 2 years
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Reason Number One To Watch What You Say Around SDJ:
You know how some people will say the most wildest shit once they win a game? Dude my headcannon is that you can't do that around this colorful fucker unless you want your back blown out or risk it being blown out by the colorful boogey man >:)
MC: FUCK YEAH I BEAT YOU! SUCK MY DICK!!!!!1111!!!
Jack:...*horny panic*
MC:...Um...Dude you good?
Jack: *Snapping out of a trance* Deadass??
MC: ......No......
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androiddhd · 1 year
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Lobsters are like strawberries :)
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going-to-superhell · 5 months
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Sorry I dropped my bag of magical frogs
🐸𓆏✨🍄 🐸𓆏✨🍄 🐸𓆏✨🍄 🐸𓆏✨🍄 🐸𓆏✨🍄 🐸𓆏✨🍄 🐸𓆏✨🍄 🐸𓆏✨🍄 🐸𓆏✨🍄 🐸𓆏✨🍄 🐸𓆏✨🍄 🐸𓆏✨🍄 🐸𓆏✨🍄 🐸𓆏✨🍄 🐸𓆏✨🍄
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puff00n · 2 years
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Magicshift training gone wrong
Leona: I was going easy on you!
Yuu/MC: Boy, pull up your god damn pants! I can see Pinnochio and he is telling the truth.
Leona:
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punkrockvalkyrie · 1 month
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One afternoon...
*Lydia finds Y/N up in the attic with Adam. They have pieces of plywood, nails and hinges, brushes, a hammer, and some paint surrounding them*
Lydia: Hey guys. Whatcha doing up here?
Y/N: *looks up from her work* Oh hey Lyds. Adam's helping me make a proper container to protect my dice.
Adam: I'm pretty crafty when it comes to building things. I'm happy to help out
Lydia: Is this because Beetlejuice keeps trying to eat your dice?
Y/N: *sighs in frustration* Yeah. Not only has he ignored my requests for him to leave my stuff be, I actually caught him swallowing my blue tie-dye d12 yesterday. And I just bought it three days ago!
Lydia: He ate your new d12?! It didn't even look like candy, to me at least
Adam: *pats Y/N on the shoulder* Sorry about that kiddo
Y/N: Look, all I want is for Bug Juice to leave my dice alone and not eat them. *looks at her project* I'm hoping this box will act as a deterrent and keeps my dice collection safe
Lydia: *snickers at Y/N calling BJ 'Bug Juice', then looks towards the attic door* (softly) Oh, no
Y/N: What's 'oh, no' Lyds?
*She and Adam look up to see Beetlejuice holding a small handful of Y/N's dice, about to put a cherry-red d6 in his mouth*
BJ: *notices Y/N, Adam, and Lydia* What are ya lookin' at?
Lydia: You might wanna drop the dice Beej, like now
Y/N: *slowly getting to her feet* I've told you time and time again: STOP. EATING. MY. DICE!!!
BJ: *shrugs* That sounds like a you problem, Babes.
*Y/N lets out a anger-fueled shriek and lunges at BJ*
*Adam and Lydia look at each other and sigh in exasperation*
Adam: I'll grab the band-aids and disinfectant... again
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ashiristic · 2 years
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Heeyyy Can we have some shy villain x chaotic hero stuff? I dont have anything too specific in mind so I'll leave it up to you. Have a nicee day and make sure to rest a little :)
Request: I am trying to get back on my writing track :D! ______________ “Hey, I know you are introverted and this seems like I am insulting all the introverts out there but-” The hero pauses and inhales for a moment, looking away from the villain and looking back again. He raises his arms and opens his mouth, closes it, and opens it again, not saying anything as if he is frozen in place. “You know that staying silent wouldn’t work for me, right?” 
The villain stays silent inside the machine, not saying anything at all. He presses a few buttons on the board, making the round spider-like robot stand up. Junks piled up on it slide down as it rustles on the floor, bricks broke down on the floor as the surrounding buildings are dark. Civilians working near them already evacuated after the villain announced how much destruction it’ll bring to the public. Not a villain would do, but at least he cares about the people, not the hero and the organization. 
Those people can suck his dick. “So, what do you think about your new invention?” “Great. It works well,” he said, smiling and turning back into his neutral expression after.
The hero sighed in deep frustration, groaning in defeat as he kicks a rock into the villain’s window. At least it created a small crack in the window, compared to the hero who hasn’t blown a single crack in the window. He only broke and exposed the wires in the machine’s belly, enough to bring the weapon down. But not the window. “Out of all villains out there, why do I need to bear with you?” the hero sprinted towards the damaged part of the robot where the life source is, punching it mixed with his power, making it tumble into the wall with a huge impact. The hero jumps while shaking his hand in pain, whispering a small ‘ow’ every second as he glances at the machine swirling with dust and smoke. The machine’s door opens sharply, and the said door rose in the sky down to where the hero resides. But the hero steps sideways, avoiding the door from splitting his body in two. “The moon is beautiful, isn’t it?” the hero said, pointing up at the sky, ignoring the villain’s attempt to slash his throat. 
“It’ll be a sight to see to see you die-” before the villain could finish his sentence, his nemesis has already snatched his weapon and pulled him closer to him. The villain’s breath hitches, surprised at the hero’s action, yet not yielding. He immediately closes his eyes, rose suffuses in his cheeks as he tries to pull away. 
He never wants this to begin with, but why is this happening?! The hero hums a soft sound of curiosity, tilting his head as he smiles. He leans close to the villain’s ears, spurting giggles out of his mouth before stopping. As if he is planning the grandest prank or joke of them all as he tries to stop himself from giggling. He examines the villain’s unchanging expression, eyes remaining close as he tucks the villain’s hair to his ears. His lips brush to the villain’s ears, almost smirking after the villain’s Adam’s apple gulps. “Hey…” the hero whispers, his voice mellow in deep. ‘Have you ever tried cooking hotdogs using hot water- OW!” the hero yelped, dramatically gasping and clasping his cheeks. He looks at the villain, eyes wide as he clenches his jaw. “Are you crazy?!” The villain rolls his eyes, annoyed and infuriated with the man in front of him. “I’ve always been.” The villain said, twisting his wrist as he continues clenching his knuckles after punching the hero in that goddamn pretty face of his. He sighs and glares at the hero, who is grinning instead of snots dripping down his nose because of crying. He must calm down, one, two, and fucking three. 
Breathe. 
‘Hey villain, why are your punches so weak? My 7-year-old nephew punches better- OW! Ugh… holy mother of christ… that was a strong one.” the hero said, hugging his guts as his face twists in different stages of pain and goes to his normal, handsome face again. It’s been a while since he has last taken a blow that impactful. He swears he could feel his organs swaying inside his body, begging for the pain to stop this time. “Happy?” the villain asked, cocking his eyebrow. “Never been happy.” the hero replied, smirking. The villain clicked his tongue, turned away, and disappeared in sight. How annoying.
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My sister and me both have nightmares, usually resulting in talking/crying/screaming/thrashing in our sleep.
My office space (Desk, Laptop, y'know.) was moved into her room about a month ago of her request because she's been lonely. She has really bad Social Anxiety, and so it was a nice way to get her some human interaction.
This whole situation results in me sometimes using my office space while she is asleep, and she has said she is fine with it, as I'm not loud at all.
The other day, she started sobbing in her sleep, escalating, so I started softly chanting "It's me, boy, I'm the PS5 speaking to you from inside your brain! Listen to me, boy, leave the girl! We don't need her, come with me and play my games!"
She sleepily said "Thank you, PS5.." and stopped crying and thrashing.
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