Padme: did you know Obi wan gives Cody flowers every single morning?
Anakin:…yes?
Padme: why don’t you do that :(
Anakin:..
Anakin: d-do you want me too?
Padme: YES Ani!
-the next day-
Cody, staring at the flowers is Anakin offering him: why the hell are you doing this?
Anakin: I don’t get it either just take them-
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He may be a cockroach. But he's MY cockroach.
If anyone's gonna take a can of Raid to him, it's gonna be ME.
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Anakin must be entertained at all times or else he will have... ideas...
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New silly headcanon because my main source of enjoyment from star wars is making myself sad thinking about that sad old man.
When Obi-Wan returns to Padmé's ship after cutting Anakin down, Threepio has already brought Padmé inside. Being the fussy neat freak he is, he has also brought Obi-Wan's and Anakin's robes inside the ship: they are nowhere to be found on the floor.
And Obi-Wan, being the sad, broken man he is, held on to Anakin's robe for the next 20 years. This is why he has Anakin's gameboy advanced! Because it was in Anakin's robe!
But this is not all! Because, this, THIS:
is in no way THIS:
BUT THIS:
And Force do I wish I could see Vader's face HERE:
"Is that MY FUCKING ROBE????? Obi-Wan, what the hell-"
So yes, Obi-Wan Kenobi died in Anakin Skywalker's robes, and you will pry this from my cold dead hands
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Cody: Yeah, I’m gonna propose to Obi-Wan, I’m just waiting for the right moment.
Rex: Really? And what would the right moment look like?
Cody: :) he’s been planning a super intricate and interesting proposal for weeks. I know he’s gonna end up stuttering and looking like an idiot if I end up stealing the spotlight right before he goes to do it, so, that’ll be the right moment :)
Rex: …is this… is this a humiliation fetish, for you?
Cody: …huh… I never thought of it like that. Sorta??
Rex: Oh my god he’s gonna hate you for life.
Cody: It’s okay, I hate him too. It’s our love language.
Rex: omfg
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Obi-Wan Kenobi: You need to kill Darth Vader! The very fate of the galaxy depends on it! He is pure evil. The source of all that is wrong in universe. Every bad thing that has ever happened ever is his fault - like on a personal level.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You want me to kill him? Me? The master swordsman? The battle-hardened general? Arguably one of the greatest Jedi of all time? Oh no, I couldn’t possibly!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: No you don’t understand - I love him. Mind your fucking business.
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