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grishaverse-said · 18 hours

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Nina: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'are we about to kiss?'

Nina: Doesn’t work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

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crowsnotvultures · 1 year

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incorrect sab subtitles part (?/?)

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cherries-and-knives · 4 months

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Matthias: *has one Unholy™️ thought about nina*

Matthias to himself: TAKE A WALK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP IN A RIVER YOU SLUT.

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niceandinaccuratequotes · 4 months

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Nina: Why aren’t they talking?

Maggie: They got into an argument last night

Nina: Oh, well then why are they holding hands?

Maggie: Crowley gets sad when they argue

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multi-fandom-mouse-rat · 1 year

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Nina: You know, Jesper gives Wylan flowers all the time, I wish you’d do that too.

Mathias: Okay.

-later-

Mathias: -Gives Wylan flowers-

Wylan: ?? Thank? You??

Mathias: I am just as confused as you are.

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five-of-cr · 7 months

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she-posts-nerdy-stuff · 1 year

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Someone who didn’t realise I was in earshot: I hate Matthias and I think his redemption arc was stupid because he was evil and he should never have been with Nina because he was prejudiced towards her

Me, pulling a portable projector from my bag and ushering everyone in the vicinity into chairs that just materialised from nowhere as I start handing round a syllabus and producing a binder full of notes: Well, actually -

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mimisempai · 7 months

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Just one fact…

Incorrect Good Omens Quotes Masterpost : here

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ambericesage · 26 days

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Pekka Rollins: I invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game

Ten-year-old Kaz, nodding: Knife monopoly

Pekka Rollins:

Pekka Rolkins: I was actually going to hunt you for sport but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife monopoly is

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familiar-anonymous · 1 year

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Jesper : *starts rambling*

Wylan : *starts kissing*

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catdoingblep · 11 months

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Nina: so, how would you describe your type? “Little bit crazy but deadly”? “Traumatised in their childhood”?

Jesper: once again, Nina, I don’t have a type. All the people I am attracted to are very different.

Kaz, in the background: …and we will destroy them, brick by brick….

Wylan, talking to Kaz: or we can blow them up, it will be more efficient

Jesper: ok, just forget that I just said

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grishaverse-said · 2 months

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Nina: Okay, help me please!

Kaz: Got two words for you.

Nina: I bet they won't be helpful.

Kaz: Your problem.

Nina: I was right

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ninadove · 2 months

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Odysseus: I can excuse dropping infants from a wall, but I draw the line at cheating on my wife!

Circe: … You can excuse dropping infants from a wall…?

Source: Community

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shit-people-probably-didnt-say · 3 months

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I’ll be forever mad that we didnt get a Helnik reunion after they free him from Hellgate cause the rest of the crows would have been so confused 😭

Matthias: *Tries to kill Nina the second he sees her*

Wylan: I thought they liked each other?

Jesper: Ooh an enemies to lovers story

Inej: Should we intervene?

All of them: NO

Kaz: *Hits Matthias with his cane* I dont have time to find another heartrender for this job, control your wolf or we’re leaving him here

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sparklewrites1 · 1 month

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Inej: I have a question.

Nina: Shoot.

Inej: Is the S or C in scent silent?

Matthias: Fuck you, I’m going to be thinking about this all day.

Nina: Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’m gonna say the S is silent.

Inej: Okay, but sent is also spelled the same way.

Matthias: Google says that the C was added in the late seventeenth century, so I guess the S is silent.

Jesper: Plot twist, both the S and the C are silent and the E actually makes the sss sound.

Matthias: Jesper is not allowed to talk anymore.

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sky-neverending · 10 months

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Wylan, in the shower: YOU CALLED ME UP AGAIN JUST TO BREAK ME LIKE A PROMISE! SO CASUALLY CRUEL IN THE NAME OF BEING HONEST-

Nina: who hurt Wylan? Jesper, i swear to god if you broke his heart—

Jesper: don’t worry about it. he wanted me to break up with him for ten minutes so he could sing the song

Nina: Fair enough. continue on then.

Matthias: I don’t understand you people

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