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hobartsaglet · 2 months
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Luke: alright, what should we name the group chat
Danny: Moist Little Beast
Jessica: naming privileges have been revoked, next on the chopping block is breathing privileges
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marvellyous-archive · 2 years
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Wade, banging on the door: Petey! Open up!
Peter: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Wade: No, I meant-
Matt: Let him finish.
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starryeyedmatt · 2 years
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matt: is jay z really your favorite artist?
foggy: yeah, obviously!
matt: lie
foggy: your detector skills is busted!
matt: is it? or is your favorite artist really taylor swift?
foggy: pfftt... no..
matt: lie
foggy: alright fine! she is
foggy: she makes me feel things
matt: SHE MAKES ALL OF US FEEL THINGS!!
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bamhobakk-oc · 2 years
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Dear Lord who guides me and nourishes me, I set foot on this path that you have laid before me with a strong arm and a willing heart to totally rock this shit. Amen.
Matt Murdock, highkey
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Matt: i don't, quote unquote, "own libs"
Foggy: ben shapiro???
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iwannabesawtrapped · 1 year
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just another day of calling big murder men "babygirl"
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softasawhisper · 8 months
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Daredevil Text Posts Part 10
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ladylokilaufeyson5 · 3 months
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Daredevil, about Spiderman: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.
Deadpool: Are we stealing them?
Y/N: New or used?
Daredevil: Wonderful responses, both of you.
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marvel-lous-guy · 6 months
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Peter: We've known each other for a long time, right? I think you've learned to respect me
Tony: Eh, maybe a little
Peter: Well, get ready to stop
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Matt, about Frank: I can fix him.
Karen: He has like, 4 other people also trying to fix him.
Karen: I am one of them.
Matt: What-
Foggy: We’re starting to look like a fucking construction crew.
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kaethefangirl · 4 months
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Matt: I thought you were unserious and childish when I met you.
Peter: oh.
Matt: But then I met Wade, and now you seem professional and serious.
Peter: Wade isn't that goofy.
Wade: *in his room interrogating his stuffed unicorn* WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MAMA!?
Peter: Statement retracted.
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marvellyous-archive · 2 years
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Spider-man: Is Deadpool sleeping or dead?
Daredevil: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Spider-man: Yea, makes sense.
Deadpool: Okay, first off all, How dare you all-
Daredevil: Well, there goes my hope.
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starryeyedmatt · 2 years
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foggy: where's matt?
karen: on the karaoke box...
matt: ONLY LOVE CAN HURT LIKEEEE THIIISSSSSSSSS 😭😭😭
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ivebeenghosting · 2 years
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he forgot to switch to his burner account lol 😭
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Matt M.: I'm about to start karate chopping people
Elektra: sounds fun I'm in
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devilsmaydare · 27 days
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yup. im cooked
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