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"There's no denying a distinct sensuality to these depictions of the saint which often show his youthful body sparingly covered, hips shifting with contrapposto, narrowly waisted, and his gaze cast toward heaven, with an expression caught between torment and transcendence."
- A description of Matt Murdock St. Sebastian, the saint with the sluttiest aesthetic in all of Catholic canon ✨
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Jessica Drew: anything is possible with the power of pregnancy
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Sam, to Bucky: you got hair that long and you can't braid? that's embarrassing
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Matt: i don't, quote unquote, "own libs"
Foggy: ben shapiro???
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Yelena: boobs should be detachable
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Kate Bishop: the fact that we have frozen hot chocolate implies that we have regular hot chocolate
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Tony: you wanna go to the bathroom
Rhodey: together?
Tony: boys trip!
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Peter P.: if I was an unsupervised child or dog I would eat shoe polish
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Tony: It's not even a souped up car, it's like a Toyota
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Peter Q.: We're talking about manly things for men
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Tony, on marrying Steve: that would be like being married to a wall
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Peter P.: I live in constant fear that I'll accidentally make peanut butter and salsa sandwiches
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Peter Q.: oh come on, I ate Rice Krispies in the fitting room twice and suddenly I'm bad at my job??
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Kamala: would you trust me with an axe?
Bruno: i wouldn't trust you with a clarinet case
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Loki: i will now be taking the physical form of a grandfather clock.
Loki: BOOOONNNGGGGG
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Scott Lang: i lived, i laughed, i brought contraband apples,
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