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incorrect-caps-etc · 10 months

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Tom Wilson: WHAT?! ANOTHER RANKING! DEAD LAST IN THE DIVISION!

Nicklas Backstrom: Who wrote that?

Tom: FUCKING EVERYBODY!

TJ Oshie: Maybe they're trying to motivate us :)

Dylan Strome: I had a woman accost me on the street telling me I should fake an injury this season so I wouldn't have to deal with the misery.

John Carlson: Did you tell her to piss off?

Strome: No, she was a nun.

Alex Ovechkin: Hey, hey, hey, guys. We're not gonna lose, because we're together.

Everyone: [agrees]

Ovi: And together, we have me.

#[taps mic] is this thing on #source: ted lasso #tom wilson #nicklas backstrom #tj oshie #dylan strome #john carlson #alex ovechkin #washington capitals #incorrect capitals quotes #incorrect hockey quotes #incorrect nhl quotes #incorrect quotes

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xstevex-world · 2 years

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Steve: Myself and Robin are best friends.

Robin: Platonic soulmates, if you will.

Steve: We share everything.

Robin: Food-

Steve: Clothes-

Robin: Music taste-

Steve: taste in women-

Robin: gender-

Steve: a single brain cell-

Robin: the only thing we don’t share is an interest in men.

Steve: *holding Eddie’s hand* damn my bisexuality for ruining something so perfect.

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rogueddie · 7 months

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#stranger things #steve harrington #robin buckley #platonic with a capital p #steddie #pwacp #incorrect quotes #incorrect steddie #incorrect stranger things #incorrect stranger things quotes

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dwobbitfromtheshire · 8 months

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Steve: *watching Eddie* He's so pretty.

Meanwhile, Eddie was in a crouched goblin like position as he ate furiously out of the Honeycombs box as he talked with the kids.

Robin: But he's so . . . Feral.

Steve: *sighs dreamily* I know.

Robin: Okay, but before you fuck him make sure he has all his shots.

Steve: *sighs* Okay.

Robin: Unbelievable.

#stranger things #eddie munson #stranger things s4 #joseph quinn #eddie stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson lives #steddie #steve x eddie #steve harrington x eddie munson #steve & robin #platonic stobin #robin buckley #platonic with a capital p #platonic soulmates #its her job to judge her platonic soulmate's taste in men #incorrect stranger things quotes

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pansyherondale · 2 years

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nancy: steve isn’t answering his phone

robin: i’ll call him

nancy: eddie and i have both tried calling him six times, he’s not gonna pick up—

steve: hey, rob!

#i believe in my heart that they’re platonic soulmates #platonic with a capital p #steve x robin friendship #they’re permanatly attached at the hip #nancy wheeler #robin buckley #eddie munson #steve harrington #stranger things #incorrect stranger things quotes #steddie #ronance #fruity four

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robindium · 1 year

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*the fruity four playing a board game together*

Steve: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'

Robin: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'

Eddie: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'

Nancy: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'

Eddie: *flips the board*

#stranger things #stranger things incorrect quotes #steve harrington #robin buckley #eddie munson #nancy wheeler #fruity four #steddie #ronance #platonic with a capital p

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 6 months

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Sollux: everytiime ii 2ee a weiird fa2t food advertii2ment ii get the urge to make fun of iit on trolliian and ii hate that becau2e ii know the ad campaign iis wiinniing. we liive iin a 2ociiety.

Aradia: *staring at the big r0ck in the sky* n0t for much l0nger 0_0

Kanaya: Anarcho Socialism Win! The Meteor Coming To Kill Us Renders All Marketing Absurd In The Face of Certain Doom

#submission #source: goodbye volcano high #also it feels cool to be the first person using that tag #or at least early enough that it wasn't recommended at all #also i jumped through a weird hoop to get these tags here #enjoy them #might as well throw in the guys now that I'm here #sollux captor #aradia megido #kanaya maryam #//#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #mod terezi #i wish sburb was real i want meteors to make capitalism irrelevant

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ghostincorrectinternetedition · 3 months

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Rain: *enters a creepy old shop* Oh wow! This shop has everything my heart desires! Spooky Shopkeeper: Yes. I will warn you though… Every item comes with a price Rain: Yeah, I know how shops work. Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay… Rain: I’m familiar with US sales tax too. Spooky Shopkeeper: *increasingly exasperated* I’m trying to tell you that I’m evil and selling these wares with no regard as to the harm they might do! Rain: *also increasingly exasperated* Yes! I know what Capitalism is too!

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fandsart · 2 years

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Eddie: Can you keep a secret?

Steve: Yeah, we can keep a secret.

Eddie: What?

Steve: Yeah, me and Robin are like a vault. No one else will know.

Eddie: No, I want you to know. I don't want Robin to know.

Steve: If you don't want Robin to know, then why are you telling me?

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cissa-calls · 2 months

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Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 734

Agatha: “They don’t make things like they used to.”

Wanda: “How so?”

Agatha: “See my shoes?” *lifts skirts to show a pair of worn leather boots* “maintenance, care, and a little bit of magic…and I’ve had these for several centuries.”

Wanda: “Preservation charms?”

Agatha: “Mhm. Now look at Y/N, look at their boots”

Y/N: *wearing a pair of boots that have a hole in the heel*

Agatha: “Clothing like mine, stuff that’s meant to be worn and altered? It is a product of the past. Clothing now is usually made to be consumed cheaply and quickly”

Y/N: “You know what’s also a product of the past? Ornery pretentious witches who are scared of escalators”

Agatha, with fear in her voice and heart: “That’s low, even for you.”

#can you tell I enjoy the effect of capitalism and consumerism on the clothing industry in the context of fashion history?#and agatha does too because it honestly makes sense #wandavision #agatha harkness #house of harkness #agatha all along #hahndavision #house of harkness counter #marvel #wanda maximoff #agatha harkness x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #coven of chaos #coven of chaos counter #incorrect marvel quotes #darkhold diaries #agatha: darkhold diaries #darkhold diaries counter

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incorrect-caps-etc · 10 months

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Max Pacioretty: Can I borrow Tom for a second?

Nicklas Backstrom: If you must.

Tom Wilson: Why did you ask him and not me?

Patches: He looked in charge.

Tom: Of where I go?!

#source: unknown #max pacioretty #nicklas backstrom #tom wilson #washington capitals #incorrect capitals quotes #incorrect nhl quotes #incorrect hockey quotes #incorrect quotes

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iamsuperwholocked · 10 months

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Tosh: What if we went to dinner together? But like, not as friends?

Owen: As enemies?!

#i swear #Owen is oblivious #with a capital o #towen #owen harper #toshiko sato #ianto jones #janto #torchwood #captain jack harkness #gwen cooper #jack harkness #rhys williams #incorrect quotes #torchwood incorrect quotes #incorrect torchwood quotes #incorrect Owen Harper quotes #torchwood edit

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xstevex-world · 2 years

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Steve: Hey Robin, I’m going to get my ear pierced. Do you know which one is the gay ear?

Robin: Steve, I can’t believe you’re asking me this! You know it doesn’t matter, it’s just a piercing!

Steve:…

Robin:…is this because Eddie still thinks you’re straight?

Steve: EVERYONE STILL THINKS IM STRAIGHT AND I NEED TO CHANGE THAT BEFORE I EXPLODE

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rogueddie · 1 year

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#stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #robin buckley #steddie #platonic with a capital p #incorrect quotes #incorrect stranger things #incorrect stranger things quotes #STIQ

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dwobbitfromtheshire · 5 months

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Robin and Steve are hanging out. They're doing their hair, nails, and facials.

Steve: Robin, do you think I should do something different with my looks? Maybe I should stop wearing polos.

Meanwhile, at Eddie's trailer. . . Eddie falls out of bed after a nap, his hair wild.

Eddie: Something bad just happened.

At Steve's. . .

Robin: No. You'd look stupid in anything else. Polos work for you. Maybe you should start wearing your glasses all the time instead of your contacts.

At Eddie's . . .

Eddie: Ooh, something really good just happened. Why am I getting an image of Steve in glasses? Ooh, yeah, he would definitely look good in those.

Steve’s. . .

Steve: *giggled*

Robin: What?

Steve: I just got this feeling that Eddie would definitely like that. Glasses, definitely. Hey, maybe I should get my nipples pierced. Huh.

Robin: What now?

Steve: I think I just turned myself on.

Steve and Eddie have yet to realize that they're connected because of the bat bites.

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decolonize-the-left · 24 days

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Dems: *after Roe v Wade, affirmative action, and lgbt protections fall* Look, I'm still on your team, okay? I just needed to let off a little steam. *Snaps fingers*

Dems: See? Back to the status quo. All good.

Voters: No. No. Not all good. You keep saying that we need you, or we'll end up getting tortured forever. But then when we do help you out, we still end up getting tortured. I'd rather just be tortured than choose it.

Dems: But I said, "My bad".

Dems: Look, this is a ✨ promise ✨ to codify gay rights and Roe v Wade. It contains human rights and never before seen apologies and pride festivals. The point is, I promise to fix everything if you vote for me again.

Voters: Cool.

[Voters take the promise and drop it into the trash without even a glance]

Voters: This isn't an apology. It's a bribe, and I'm not interested.

Within this context let's please remember the dynamic between oppressor and oppressed is similar to the relationship between an abuser and the abused; the major difference being that oppressors Literally control your life and environment.

The first step in breaking the cycle of abuse is to acknowledge that there is one. Often, a partner’s abusive behaviors are viewed as isolated incidents instead of a repetitive pattern. Reconciliation and calm periods are believed to be the abuser at their most authentic self.

While it can be difficult to change this thinking, it's key to recognize that by participating in these stages the abuser is effectively regaining control over their partner.

#incorrect quotes from The Good Place #ita accurate because democrats are also demons #queer #lgbt #can we stop #can we not keep falling for Democrat's bullshit?#the good place #democrats #voters #abuse cycle #cycles of abuse #oppressor #oppression #capitalism #biden #people in power are NOT your friends!!!!!!!!

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