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incorrect-caps-etc · 9 months

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Andrei Svechnikov about an opposing coach: He’s like 60, I can’t hit him. Can I?

Rod Brind'amour: No, you can’t.

Rod Brind'amour: But I can.

Rod Brind'amour: I think I will.

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nicklasha · 10 months

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#Nicklas Bäckström #nicklas backstrom #incorrect hockey quotes #washington capitals #source: IAmYardDad@Twiter

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flshgordn · 1 year

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Jamie: oh, you are already falling in love with me.

Trevor: im gonna make you wish you were dead.

#jamie drysdale #trevor zegras #anaheim ducks #nhl #incorrect hockey quotes #incorrect nhl #incorrect quotes

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incorrect-nhl · 2 years

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Bryan Rust: It’s funny how when you get older, you start to enjoy things you hated as a kid

Jake Guentzel: Like taking naps

Brian Dumoulin: And getting spanked

Bryan Rust:

Jake Guentzel:

Brian’s Dumoulin: *loudly sips drink*

#hockey #nhl #pittsburgh penguins #bryan rust #jake guentzel #brian dumoulin #dumos looking at you tanger #incorrect hockey quotes

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verhaeghes · 4 days

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nhl x notnylander part 4/?

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chuuyaandreaderkilldazai · 6 months

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overheard incorrect quote

hange: you suck.

levi: and you’re ugly.

erwin: he looks like he has a bad credit score.

levi: this guy’s not getting a loan.

zeke: :(

#aot #aot final season #aot incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #attack on titan incorrect quotes #attack on titan #overheard at a hockey game last night #levi ackerman #hange zoe #erwin smith #zeke yeager #zeke jaeger #zeke slander #levihan #eruri #eren yeager #eren jaeger #snk #shingeki no kyojin

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harveywritings92 · 1 year

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Gaz, texting Soap: R/n is writing hockey erotica again.

Soap: Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.

#s: texts from last night #call of duty modern warfare incorrect quotes #call of duty modern warfare 2022 #hockey au #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #soap x gaz #afab reader #call of duty x reader

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lighthousepigeons · 1 year

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Nathan: Are you my homework? Because I'm going to-

Anastasia: No. You have actual homework to do.

Nathan: No, I don't. I'm an adult.

Anastasia: ... You're a uni student with a 5000-word essay for tomorrow.

Nathan: Fuck...

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 1 year

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JOHN: i love how in other sports if anybody starts fighting the refs or umps run over and try to break up the fight immediately but in hockey the refs just kinda stand back and watch like they’re angry toddlers or something.

ROSE: I read an article a while ago and the guy was interviewing an NHL ref. He said something like “when two 6'2”, 220 pound, armored men decide they want to knock each others teeth out, and you’re standing there in pants and a t-shirt, there’s not a whole lot of motivation to jump in between them.“

KARKAT: IT’S EVEN WORSE IN THE MINOR LEAGUES, AT LEAST UP HERE IN ALTERNIA. I WAS AT A LOCAL HOCKEY GAME SOME SWEEPS AGO WHERE A COUPLE OF PLAYERS THREW DOWN, AND WHOEVER WAS RUNNING THE A/V BOOTH TURNED DOWN THE HOUSE LIGHTS, THREW A SPOTLIGHT ON THE COMBATANTS, AND STARTED PUMPING THE THEME FROM MORTAL KOMBAT OVER THE PA.

#submission #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #john egbert #rose lalonde #karkat vantas #mod terezi #once again hockey is proving to be the only tolerable sport

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mstrickster · 9 months

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Charlie: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Adam: I wake up every day at 4:30 AM.

Charlie: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

#Incorrect Mighty Ducks Quote #Incorrect quotes #banksway #adam banks #charlie conway #I love my hockey idiots

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incorrect-caps-etc · 10 months

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Tom Wilson: WHAT?! ANOTHER RANKING! DEAD LAST IN THE DIVISION!

Nicklas Backstrom: Who wrote that?

Tom: FUCKING EVERYBODY!

TJ Oshie: Maybe they're trying to motivate us :)

Dylan Strome: I had a woman accost me on the street telling me I should fake an injury this season so I wouldn't have to deal with the misery.

John Carlson: Did you tell her to piss off?

Strome: No, she was a nun.

Alex Ovechkin: Hey, hey, hey, guys. We're not gonna lose, because we're together.

Everyone: [agrees]

Ovi: And together, we have me.

#[taps mic] is this thing on #source: ted lasso #tom wilson #nicklas backstrom #tj oshie #dylan strome #john carlson #alex ovechkin #washington capitals #incorrect capitals quotes #incorrect hockey quotes #incorrect nhl quotes #incorrect quotes

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nicklasha · 1 year

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Sasha: If you found out you had one day left, what would you do with it?

Tom: Say goodbye and mend my relationships.

Kuzy: Something illegal.

Dima: Accept my fate.

Nicke: I would message 10 people on Facebook, saying that if they don't forward the message to 10 people, I'll die tomorrow.

Sasha: Jesus Nicke!

Kuzy: That's fucking awesome. Can I change my answer?

#incorrect hockey quotes #alexander ovechkin #nicklas backstrom #tom wilson #dmitri orlov

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cherrysmokesaconha · 4 months

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Guy with Hockey Mask/Derick: Hey. I heard you like bad boys.

2004 Tord: ...yeah? And what?

Guy with Hockey Mask/Derick: I don't want to brag but... I'm practically bad at everything. wink wink

2004 Tord: gives him a piece of paper with an address MEET ME AT 8 ^_^

#2trenchcoat #2blackcape #2004 tord x guy with hockey mask #tord x guy with hockey mask #eddsworld #eddsworld 2004 #2004 tord #incorrect quotes #<- i think?????#cherry talks

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incorrect-nhl · 1 month

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William Nylander: You shouldn’t be using a straw

Mitch Marner: Yeah yeah it’s bad for the environment or whatever

Willy: No, it’s just a weird way to eat spaghetti

#nhl #incorrect quotes #hockey #mitch marner #william nylander #toronto maple leafs

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incantatrice-hex13 · 2 years

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Teen Eda: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Air hockey, ice hockey, and field hockey. Fire hockey needs to be a thing.

Teen Lilith: Fire hockey absolutely does NOT need to be a thing.

Teen Eda: Do you care nothing for the balance of the four elements?

#incorrect quotes #eda clawthorne #lilith clawthorne #THE OWL HOUSE #hockey

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pocoslip · 1 year

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Casey Jones 1987: Everyone in the 80s and 90s: Casey Jones 1987: *puts on a hockey mask* Everyone in the 80s and 90s: OMG!!!! THEY PUT JASON VOORHEES IN A TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES CARTOON THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR KIDS?! WTH?!?!

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