when straight white girls get super upset about being judged for their choice in (shitty) straight white boyfriends and choose to use Christian imagery to complain about it...... please be self aware for one second I'm begging
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this is one of the funniest batfam moments in canon.... jason had to have that specifically made for him, he and dick aren't remotely the same size or build??
like he must have gone to Lucius and been like "you know what would be really funny..." and after dick renaming every invention of his with the bat! prefix, Lucius indulges Jason
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So, a few weeks ago, I hosted a Magoverse Pool Party RP in the Magoverse Discord Server.
Most of the Magolors were all dressed in adorable swim wear, some were in their regular clothes, etc etc...
AND THEN THERE'S MY BOI UNDERTALE MAGOLOR!!
COMING IN HOT WITH THE MOST "DAD-LOOKING" SWIMWEAR THAT MAGOLOR (with legs) COULD PULL OFF!!
And then he proceeded to dunk a few of the Magolors into the water, got HIMSELF dunked by Iro (blaze's Magolor), got "baptized" by Opal's Magolor, and share a hot dog with Magonyan.
I'm telling ya, this server is CRAZY!
And I absolutely love it there!
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Dear Eddsworld fandom. Just because a headcanon is very popular, DOESN'T mean it's canon.
"You can't ship Paul x Tord or Tord x Patryck cuz they are father and son!" NO. DO A FUCKING RESEARCH.
This can be debunked in the PowerEdd episode, where Tord and Paul appear together as CHILDREN, implying that they are ALMOST THE SAME AGE.
Are you sure they are "father and son" even though they appear as CHILDREN in the SAME FUCKING CLASSROOM? No they are not.
SAME THING GOES FOR THE "2004 Eddsworld are teenagers!!" THING.
DO. A. FUCKING. RESEARCH.
In the Christmas Special 2004 and in Zombeh Attack 2005, there's no mentions of their parents or even their school.
Also, do you see this?
This is the Eddsworld STUDIOS.
This is NOT A SCHOOL. THIS IS NOT A HIGHSCHOOL. THIS IS A STUDIO. A JOB. A COMPANY.
And also, did you know that the real people ages AREN'T the same to the characters? THAT'S RIGHT!
The real people are in their 30s, cool. But what about the characters?
This was confirmed by Oblivian Downing (one of the Eddsworld illustrators) in his Twitter.
Do you see birth year here? Do you see anything to prove their age here? Of course not? ME EITHER.
This just prove that the characters have vague age. THEY DON'T HAVE A CANON AGE. AND THIS GOES FOR ALL. THE. ERAS.
Do you think it makes sense for them to be an unknown age in one era, but their age in another?? I do not think.
Just because someone made ship art of 2004 Eddsworld, DOESN'T MEAN THEY ARE DRAWING P3DO. Just because someone drew Paul x Tord, DOESN'T MEAN THEY ARE DRAWING 1NCEST.
Edit cuz i forgot this
Another reason that makes people think that the teenager hc is ""canon"" it's because of Tord's tombstone in Zombeh Attack 2, where it appears that he was supposedly born in 1989.
BUT that DOESN'T MAKE IT CANON cuz: Tord had not yet left Eddsworld at that time. Tord left in 2008 while Zombeh Attack 2 was posted in 2007, one year earlier.
The characters weren't separated from the real people at that time because Tord hadn't left EW yet due to the hate he was getting (it was Tord who said that fans should separate the real people from the characters, and then the crew themselves said this later).
And nowadays this is no longer canon, because the characters are separated from the real people and nowadays they don't have a canon birth year or even a canon age (confirmed by Oblivian in this same post).
THOSE ARE JUST >>H E A D C A N O N S<<. If you really want to shove this shit down people's throats like it's "canon", how about you PROVE it's canon? How about you send screenshots of the EW crew confirming this? How about you send prints that confirm that Paul and Patryck are Tord's parents or that they are minors in 2004? You won't get it as it IS NOT CANON IN ANY WAY.
Before you attack someone because they allegedly drew something illegal, DO YOUR RESEARCH. Ask Kasafraz, ask Oblivian, but don't believe other people's words. I did ask Kasafraz about the 2004 Eddsworld and she said that "they don't think there anything that proves that they're minors", and Kas also said that the best for me to do was confirming that I don't headcanon then as teenagers.
And that's what I'm going to do. I DON'T HEADCANON 2004 EW AS TEENAGERS AND THAT SHOULD BE RESPECTED.
It's totally fine if u headcanon 2004 Ew as teenagers or Paul and Pat to be Tord's parents, but please, DON'T FORCE THAT HEADCANON INTO PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE THAT HC FOR THEMSELVES. This will just make you look like an ASSHOLE.
Don't be a coward. Do some research. It may take a while, but it will bring you a lot of knowledge.
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Love thy neighbor as thy self.
Except when that neighbor is an unredeemable asshole that won't leave you and/or your loved ones alone.
Then you physically burn thy neighbor's body with the holy word of the flamethrowers until they're nothing but ash and bones on the ground.
It's what God would've wanted.
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