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#incorrect steddie quotes
steddiealltheway · 1 year
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Eddie thinks he’s cool and mysterious but is really an open book because he’s a compulsive oversharer.
Steve thinks he’s an open book but is “cool and mysterious” just because he forgets to share.
Example of course:
Dustin: Steve hasn’t been the same since the Russian truth serum.
Eddie: The what?
Steve: Did I not tell you about that?
Eddie: No. Just like my dad didn’t ever tell me he loved me, but maybe that’s because he was in jail.
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infinite-orangepeel · 8 months
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xstevex-world · 2 years
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Steve: Hey Robin, I’m going to get my ear pierced. Do you know which one is the gay ear?
Robin: Steve, I can’t believe you’re asking me this! You know it doesn’t matter, it’s just a piercing!
Steve:…
Robin:…is this because Eddie still thinks you’re straight?
Steve: EVERYONE STILL THINKS IM STRAIGHT AND I NEED TO CHANGE THAT BEFORE I EXPLODE
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sapphirecobalt-1 · 11 months
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Robin, bursting into Eddie’s room: Aha! I knew you two were having sex!
Steve and Eddie: *chilling on Eddie’s bed*
Eddie, turning to Steve: Sweetheart, why didn't you tell me we were having sex? I would've put my book down.
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yournowheregirl · 10 months
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Steve: I’m in the mood to do something stupid tonight.
Eddie: I’m something stupid. Do me.
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steviesbicrisis · 11 months
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EDDIE: eat the rich!
STEVE: *who just got disowned by his parents* god fucking damn it
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adelicioustragedy · 2 years
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Eddie: Fuck the rich
Steve, breathless: please do
Robin: What?
Eddie: What?
Steve: What?
Nancy, not looking away from her book: I think he said "please do"
Eddie: Wait-
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*the fruity four playing twister*
nancy: right hand blue
eddie: *smacks steve’s ass*
steve: eddie what-
eddie: you’re wearing blue jeans
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Eddie: “Valentine’s Day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value, other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others, and pos-”
Steve: “I wrote you a poem.”
Eddie, already crying: “You did?”
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little-annie · 1 year
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Lucas: "Don't you guys find it annoying how Steve's literally good at everything. Like there HAS to be something he's awful at."
Max: "He's probably a terrible kisser."
Eddie, lazily draped over the rocking chair, gnawing on a Redvine, : "No he's good at that too."
Lucas: "What?"
Max: "What?"
Dustin: "WHAT?!"
Steve, oblivious, sauntering in from the kitchen with a 'Kiss the Cook' apron tied around his waist: "What?"
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morganski-19 · 4 months
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Eddie: Sometimes I wish I was a kangaroo so you could just crawl into my pouch and keep you there forever
Steve: You wish you were a female kangaroo so I could crawl into a pouch
Eddie: Yeah, like a little joey
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steddiealltheway · 2 years
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Nancy: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Eddie, Steve, and Robin: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
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when you accidentally babygirlify yourself
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xstevex-world · 2 years
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Dustin: Steve definitely isn’t straight Eddie, no straight guy spends that much time on their hair!
Eddie: you can’t just say that! That’s a very hurtful and untrue stereotype! You can’t just tell someones sexuality by the time they spend on their hair!
-meanwhile, Steve to Robin-
Steve: How does he think I’m straight? Does he not know that no straight guy would spend this much time on their hair!?
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kermit-the-hag · 1 year
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Robin: If you were a dog, which breed would you most be like?
Nancy: Robin, I love you but what kind of question is that?
Eddie: Don't beat yourself up but you'll probably never guess what kind of dog I am.
Steve: Because you're not a dog. You're a cat. You're temperamental. You're unpredictable, complex, and hard to read. You make people work before you let them in. But if they put the time in and prove that they care, then you open yourself up to them. Right?
[Shocked silence from everyone]
Eddie: [Smiles]
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Steve: Hey. Be safe.
Eddie: We will.
*Eddie and Chrissy leave*
Robin *mockingly* : Be safe.
Nancy *equally mockingly*: I’ll be so safe.
Vickie *joining in*: I’ll be safe for you.
Steve: I’m gonna kill you.
Robin: But how will that keep us safe?
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