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the-curators-bullshit · 10 months
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I have to know, what is the text in your header image?
Is it Shrek?
Is it bee movie?
I NEED ANSWERS!!!
oh I’m so glad you asked! and what better way to answer this than to show you :)
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do you love the color of the bee movie script :)
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theboost · 2 years
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1-800-are-you-posting anyway I’m sorry cobra kai is like crack to me. You just KNOW that daniel and amanda and johnny and carmen and chozen are having the most INSANE sex. Your childhood karate rival has filled his mansion with memorabilia to honor his sensei to keep it real we have a massive orgy on the floor.
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h4m1lt0ns · 8 months
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HEARTBREAK SYNDROME.
episode six :: THANK U, NEXT.
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ pairing ︴max verstappen x ex!y/n
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ genre ︴social media au / irl snippets
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ summary ﹔y/n has come to save the industry, oh and max crashes.
fc – wonyoung jang (28)
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ warnings ﹕max crashes and dnfs, shady behavior, i accidentally said w13 instead of w14.
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♡ liked by honeymoon, carlossainz55 and 24,294,109 others.
y/n heartbreak syndrome, 20/9 🫀 my sixth studio album is finally coming out and i can’t wait for u to hear it !! (i actually physically can not wait until it’s released i’ll need to be held down srsly) i’ve worked with some of my absolute favourite people in the entire world to make the songs on here and i hope that u guys love this project as much i do 🎻🤍 excuse the twitter jump scare btw i was excited sorry lol 🫂🫧
tagged: honeymoon, arianagrande, theweeknd.
4,294,104 comments.
y/n I MADE AN ALBUM GUYS!!! AN ALBUM!! GUYSSS!!
➜ username she’s so excited i love her 😭
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username LANA DEL RAY??? ARIANA GRANDE?? THE WEEKND??? OR WERE GETTING FED WELL BOYS
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carlossainz55 if you can’t wait what should i say bc i’m literally jittery
➜ y/n 😭
➜ username real as fuck
➜ landonorris no actually tho
honeymoon i’ve never had this much fun recording a song 🤍
➜ y/n the honour is mine, mother.
theweeknd proud of you
➜ y/n ABELLLLLLL
➜ theweeknd RAHHHHH
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charles_leclerc THE WEEKND?? YOU LISTENED TO ME??
➜ y/n YES BAE
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danielricciardo BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS I CANT WAIT
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➜ y/n BITCH IM A MOTHA
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➜ y/n FISKEJJA PLSSS
username THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
username mother has come to save us 😮‍💨🙏🏻
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➜ y/n makes both of us 😁
username dropped to my knees in the middle of the gym
username claiming is there someone else
➜ username claiming starry eyes 🤞🏽
➜ y/n they actually transition into each other
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➜ username OH?
alexandrasaintmleux heartbreak syndrome tour when
➜ y/n 👀
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francisca.cgomes BUT IT WAS ALL IN MY HEAYEAHYEAHYEAHEAD
➜ y/n IT WAS ALL IN MY HEAD
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➜ landonorris KIKA HEARD IT???
➜ y/n well.
➜ landonorris I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FAVOURITE MUM 😢
➜ y/n YOU ARE BABY IM SORRY 😭
pierregasly literally ran a lap, i’m too excited.
➜ charles_leclerc he actually did
lilymhe MY WIFE IS BACKKK
➜ alexalbon come on man
➜ lilymhe no babe lOOK AWAY
➜ y/n i say let him watch 🥱
➜ alexalbon 🤨
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☆ IMESSAGE with ; BOARD OF DIRECTORS.
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y/n: GUESS WHOS COMING TO THE ITALIAN GRAND PRIX
honey badger : iS THIS A PISS TAKE???
my baby lando: shut up 😒
my baby lando: shut the actual fuck up 😟
chili!: YOU BETTER BE FOR REAL
chal eclair: REALLY OH MY GOD Y/N
alabono: PULL UP IMMEDIATELY 😁
PIERRE GASLYYYY: YEAHHHHH BOY
chal eclair: you’re coming to the ferrari garage first i don’t make the rules 🙏🏻
chili!: what charles said 🙏🏻
PIERRE GASLYYYY: UHM NO ???
alabono: c’mon now we all know where she’s going first
my baby lando: to the mclaren garage obv ??
chili!: no tf she’s not 😐
princess george: guys
chal eclair: ferrari garage or i run out into the track so i get ran over
chili!: oKAY RELAX 🔥
my baby lando: listen
my baby lando: i’ll be holding y/n hostage in the mclaren garage just so you know 🧡
alabono: see this just won’t work mate 🫤
princess george: GUYS
honey badger: i was gonna say rb garage but i’ll stay quite lmfao
PIERRE GASLYYYY: yeah let us know how that will turn out 🙄
my baby lando: yeah how abt no.
yukino: i will turn everyone into human sashimi if i don’t see y/n in MY end of the garage tmrw 🙏🏻❤️🔥
y/n: 😟
my baby lando: 😟
alabono: 😟
chal eclair: CHILL MATE
chili!: bwoah
PIERRE GASLYYYY: okay yeah no
princess george: GUYS.
princess george: y/n will be staying at the mercedes garage and hospitality
princess george: your welcome btw i convinced her to come
my baby lando: george william russell, i know where you live.
chili!: ?????????
chal eclair: ^^^^
PIERRE GASLYYYY: retweet
y/n: wait
y/n: yuki where tf have u been
yukino: i don’t feel like talking to people sometimes
y/n: retweet that
honey badger: real
chili!: honestly tho
my baby lando: real as fuck
alabono: still not over y/n picking george over the rest of us 🥲
chili!: yEAH WHY HIM HE’S NOT SPECIAL
chili!: HE’S BRITISH
yukino: retweet THAT
my baby lando: oH CARLOS YOU HAVE A PROBLEMS WITH BRITS NOW HUH??
honey badger: fIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
y/n: you guys are the most unserious mfs
chal eclair: bae george is not special
chal eclair: come home to ferrari 🙏🏻❤️
chili!: literally like ??
alabono: HOME?? FERRARI???
PIERRE GASLYYYY: ^^^^
my baby lando: “come home to ferrari”
my baby lando: i just had an aneurism
chal eclair: 😐
y/n: we’re literally gonna be together all day 😭
y/n: plus apparently roscoe hamilton is coming tmrw so
my baby lando : YOU PICKED A DOG OVER ME??
y/n: same same
my baby lando: BITCH 😭
honey badger: HAKSKANSJA
chili!: I CACKLEDDDDDD
chal eclair: LMFAOOOO
princess george: ROFLLLLLLL
my baby lando: we hAD A NO BULLYING POLICY
y/n: can’t hear you over doing my makeup while lily, carmen and kika scream along to lana del rey 🤍
my baby lando: i don’t like you.
y/n: liar
my baby lando: true
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MAX VERSTAPPEN COMMENTS ON HIS DNF AT THE ITALIAN GRAND PRIX:
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blues824 · 4 months
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:) ☆I'm backkkkkkkk☆ I cried
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I found this photo of our knight kin in my gallery, do with it as you want toooooo!!!! 🥺🤩🤗 Tehehe
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He's sooeo sweet hereeehxuhdh Ahahahhahahah
🏃‍♂️ my simp is showing—
I requested: Making Snowmen + Hot chocolate for the cold
A sequel to this fic that I wrote for Sebek. Turns angsty lol.
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Sebek Zigvolt
Because he had the entire weekend off, due to you seeking the help of both Lilia and Malleus when your relationship was on the rocks. Saturday came around, and he had fallen asleep and accidentally stayed the night. He was freaking out, worrying that his Housewarden was going to be angry, but you showed him a text from the Vice Housewarden, that said he was given permission to stay over at Ramshackle for the weekend he had off.
That being said, you told him that you were going back into the snow today, and he let out a groan of annoyance. You should know by now that he preferred humid and warm climates, which is why he loved the Botanical Gardens.
But, this was your payback, as he had spent weeks ignoring you and choosing his schoolwork as well as the Prince over you. That last sentiment was understandable, as that was the code of a knight, but the former statement really hurt. It was like he would prioritize anything over you, and while you first excused it as him adjusting to being romantically involved with someone, it got to a point where you were done.
Anyway, you opened the front door, and a rush of cool air burst into the corridor. You heard Sebek shiver, despite being wrapped in many different layers. Grim was also shivering, but he had claimed that he only needed his scarf and gloves to keep warm. You called his bluff, but he stuck to his guns.
When Sebek had finally joined you outside, you immediately shouted, “LET’S BUILD A SNOWMAN!”
You managed to spook him with the sudden outburst, but he immediately started making a plan. He was going to make the base, as he would be able to roll it to the designated spot you made. You would get its midsection, and he would help you lift it up. Then, Grim would make the head out of snow.
And so you all split up. You had to head inside to grab a spare scarf as well as a carrot and buttons, and then you placed them on the ground at said spot. Then you started getting the snowball for the torso.
It didn’t take too long for Sebek to finish, nor did it take long for Grim, but the difference was that Grim found himself rolling as a snowball with the snowball. He was rolling down the hill, and he suddenly hit a rock hidden in the snow, and he was launched into the air. It’s not like he could aim away from you, so he ended up landing on top of you.
With a loud oomph, you landed on the ground, and your boyfriend rushed over to make sure that you were okay. It turns out that you were laughing as you, through giggles, asked if the cat monster was okay. The crocodile half-fae helped you up, checking over you to make sure that you didn’t sustain any serious injuries, and you just continued to make the torso of the snowman.
Eventually, you and Grim rolled your parts to Sebek’s part, and he helped you lift each part. Grim was insistent on lifting his own, so the knight lifted the cat who, in turn, placed the head on top of the snowman.
Now it was time to decorate it, and you grabbed the scarf and wrapped it around the snowman’s neck. Sebek shoved the carrot in the middle of the head, making it its nose. Grim helped with the buttons, and you smiled at the masterpiece. You turned to see your lover, and the tip of his nose as well as the apples of his cheeks were pink.
Maybe it was time to head inside.
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You immediately started making some hot chocolate. You didn’t realize how cold you actually were because of how much fun you were having, but you couldn’t feel your fingers or toes. It felt like a Herculean effort to just blink. The aroma of the sweet ingredients wafted through the air, making the dorm smell amazing.
“I’m sorry…” That was a first. You turned to see the man who you’ve called your ‘knight in shining armor’, looking ashamed and guilty.
“For what, Seb?”
“For neglecting you, and that is the best way to say it so don’t say differently. You had to go to Waka-sama and Lilia-sama for Seven’s sakes because I was prioritizing my work over you,” He was getting a bit worked up, angry about his own failure.
“Just admitting your fault is enough-”
“No, it is not. I hurt you, which is detestable for a knight! What can I do to make it up to you?”
A moment passed of him being close to tears, and you had to hold in your laughter. But, you can’t really be blamed. For the longest time, the First Year who was now on his knees, begging for a way to get you to forgive him, had called you a ‘human’ in such a disgusted tone. Maybe the significant other effect is real?
The hot cocoa was finished, and you poured it into two mugs from the pot you made it in. Your smile dropped, a sombre expression appearing on your face in its place.
“Do you have time to have a cup of hot chocolate with me?” You asked, voice very close to breaking. You had to use both hands to steady the mug as you extended it towards him, and his eyes were surprisingly glassy.
“More than enough,” He responded, taking a sip of the sweet drink.
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plumbewb · 5 days
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just julia, a bachelorette challenge ♡
julia feng is back at it again after trying for a chance at romance with the lovely scarlett on @theosconfessions love is embarrassing bc (we hope my girl finds the love she deserves, the top 5 was just announced so go check it out!! <3) there will be seven spots in the del sol mansion, waiting to be filled with your lovelies! this will be minimal & casual as this is my first challenge there will not be too much story telling as that really isn’t my strong suit but we’re gonna damn well try & my laptop isn’t the best so i can’t do toooooo much! so please bare with me, and now onto..
a little about julia~
julia feng is twenty-six years old, and the adopted daughter of lily & victor feng. previously, she had thought she was a lesbian but has been experimenting since love is embarrassing, now she as came out as pansexual. she is the owner of feng beauty, and has a youtube channel where she emassed over one million followers. she was living in the spice district in san myshuno but moved to del sol valley after appearing on the bachelorette. julia loves rock & blues, and enjoys attending concerts and local shows. she’s a big hopeless romantic, and dreams of finding her one and only (& living happily ever after all that jazz). julia is very down to earth, despite being very rich, she doesn’t like being in the public eye. she wants someone to love her for her, not just the feng name, and that’s been hard for her as she only finds people who want to be with her for being rich. she’s never had a had a real relationship, only flings. but she knows what she wants, she’s gonna be thirty soon, she knows she’s ready to is ready to settle down & give her all to someone (not just her work). she knows a reality tv show may not be the place to find love, but she’s willing to try! you can read more about julia here!
requirements
⭒ humans only, maybe next time occults <3 ⭒ young adults preferred, any gender welcome ⭒ alpha/mix preferred, but maxis hair only ⭒ backstories are welcome, be detailed ⭒ include traits, skills, likes & dislikes ⭒ you can give them skills in-game or i can do it for you ⭒ no romantic traits or aspirations!!! ⭒ one outfit for each category ⭒ be okay with mods like ww & basemental
deadline ✄
the deadline will be two weeks from now on the 8th of may, please tag me @plumbewb & #justjulia for all submissions so i can see them & reblog them properly! sorry if that seems too soon, i’m excited to get started on this. subject to change depending on how soon i receive all sims!!! (any questions just reach out via messages)
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fookinfandoms · 2 years
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 number one fan | 18+
pairing: eddie munson x female reader
Plot: Every Tuesday, Eddie and his band perform for a (very) small crowd at the Hideout. Unbeknownst to him, you invited a few of your friends to watch him play and the night was a success. High off the energy, your boyfriend wants to celebrate and thank you.
authors note: pls let me know if he feels toooooo out of character - I was attempting to not mention anything about school and whatnot. I also have rewritten this like five times so I hope this is okay! Please leave some feedback! I’m a whore for words.
NOT EDITED, I’ll do it later. its 4am besties
warnings: 18+. minors dni, I'll kick you, language, dirty talk, pet names,  bathroom seggs, technically public but the door is locked, grinding aaaand it’s unprotected (wrap it before you tap it!)   ur on top bestie! Some fluff x
taglist: @ihrtharlow​
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Watching Eddie play with his band was something you did every Tuesday. The crowds never got large, maxing at about 5 drunks at a time. It was disheartening, seeing your boyfriends talent so unappreciated. He was a natural with his guitar and his fingers, but his attitude changed from performing for you in his bedroom versus on stage with the boys.  
Hawkins never did have a big rock scene, which is why you had made it a habit to travel around for shows. Travelling meant making more friends, and unbeknownst to Eddie, you had called a bunch to invite them to the Hideout. 
Metal heads always deliver, and the bar soon was packed with an abundance of punks, chains and leather.  You wiggled your way through the crowd, pushing towards the barrier as everyone jumped around you. Eddie’s denim vest covered your cropped tee, the chains of your jeans digging into your skin as you pass another person. 
At the barrier, you couldn't help the grin on your red lips as you took in the scene in front of you. Eddie was jumping around the stage, his hair flying with him. Your hands grip the metal bars, joining the crowd as they yelled around you.
Your boyfriend noticed you immediately, his confidence growing evidently stronger as you mouthed the lyrics to the song. 
In places like this, he wasn’t Eddie the Freak or Eddie the weirdo. He was Eddie, the guitarist for Corroded Coffin, your own little prince of darkness.
The two of you had met at another show, having complimented him on the Judas Priest badge on his vest. 
He had sworn then and there that he was in love. 
The song had finished and as the singer was thanking everyone for coming, Eddie winked at you from the stage. He knew this was your doing, having noticed some of your friends amongst the sweaty bodies. You mouth I love you, and he responds with his fist over his heart, repeating the same.
The crowd chant for an encore, but Eddie wants nothing more than to grab you on stage and thank you personally for what you've done. But, the boys don’t want to disappoint, and begin playing another song. 
Finally, after what felt like hours, they were finished. You waited for Eddie by the bar, letting him soak up the fame from his new fanboys and girls. Someone had thrown a bra on stage at him, but he had joked quickly that he’ll collect them all for his girlfriend. 
You didn’t mind the attention he was getting, it even excited you - knowing you had someone they couldn't have. Eddie didn't believe he was handsome at all, so you hoped that after tonight he would realise just how pretty he was. 
Busy chatting away with a stranger, you didn't notice that your boyfriend had finished up with his crowd and was making his way to you. The man at your side wasn’t getting the hint that you weren't interested, but the conversation kept you entertained enough.
A pair of hands slip around your waist, pulling you towards a hard front, the spice of a familiar cologne hitting your senses over the smell of cheap alcohol. 
Hair not belonging to you tickled at your neck, Eddie reaching down to mumble in your ear. 
“Sorry about the wait sweetheart,” He presses a small kiss to the skin below your ear. “You making friends?”
He knew you weren't, choosing to let you decide whether or not you needed a knight in shining armour. You turned in his grasp, looking up to see his stupid, cheesy grin and puppy eyes gleaming. Choosing not to answer, you wound your hands around his neck, pulling him down to your level.
Eddie doesn’t hesitate, almost purring under your touch, until you were close enough to use the hand in his long hair to turn his head towards yours, pressing your lips against his in a gentle kiss. Your bar friend had gotten the hint, hands raised in defence as he walked away. 
He mumbles something against your lips, and you pull away, revelling in the way he looks at you. He pecks you again, his cheeks flushed. “You did all this for little old me?”
You nod. “I made a few calls.”
“A few calls?” He scoffs, turning his head to stare at the still crowded bar. “I’m not gonna pretend like you didn't invite half of Hawkins here tonight.” 
“Pfft, hardly anyone here is from Hawkins, they’re all from out of town.”
“Do you even know all these people?” Eddie raises an eyebrow at you, his hands pressing a little tighter into your waist. His silver rings biting into your exposed skin with every glide of his fingers. “Should I be jealous that my girlfriend knows so many cool people?” 
“I know a handful, that's about it,” You knit your eyebrows together. “Should I be jealous that my boyfriend has a bunch of groupies now?” 
He scrunches his nose up at this. “You saw that huh?”
You nod at him, grinning at the way he quickly gets flustered. “Think I saw some moms in there too, you dirty dog.”
“Did you see that bra thrown at me? I was terrified.” Eddie chuckles, clearly lying. “I didn’t know what to do, I was tempted to fling it back.” “I think you handled it pretty well Mr rockstar.” You stand on your tiptoes, pressing a kiss to his jawline. “But maybe I should mark you up a bit, let them know you're off the market.” Eddie scoffs. “Is the red lipstick on my face not enough?” Pointing up at the mess he knows you no doubt left on his lips and jaw. Without even needing a mirror, your boyfriend knows you’ve claimed his skin with your favourite colour. It was a habit of yours, not that he minded.
“Hey, it’s either that or I’ll have to keep you on a leash.” You shrug at him, laughing at the way he rolls his eyes. 
“I have to be on a leash? Me? That’ll give Eddie the freak a whole new meaning.” You shrug again, pouting at him. He was wearing a plain black tee, and you reached under the fabric, dragging your nails gently across his tummy. He shivers under your touch, his eyes going dark at the feeling. “O-okay, maybe the leash thing, if you want. Whatever you want.” 
You're about to say something else when Gareth yells across the room, startling the two of you from your position. Eddie immediately pulls you closer to him, staring back at his friend.
Gareth yells something along the lines of love birds, get a room and other embarrassing things, but Eddie flips him the bird, calling him a jealous butthead. 
His friend calls for Eddie to join him and the other guys about something and he tries to come up with a lie, wanting to stay with you. You turn him around your self, removing your hands from under his shirt and pressing them to his denim clad cheeks. 
You pat his behind, pushing him towards his group. A bunch of protests leave his lips, but you're already leading him through the crowd. By the time you've reached Gareth and the others, Eddie frowns as you remove your hands. 
“She’s always been obsessed with my ass.” He jokes with the others, quickly reaching down to peck your cheek. 
“What can I say? It’s a nice ass,” You admit, playing along. “It’s just so round and full, in jeans it looks great but have you seen it with nothing? It just looks even thick-”
“Okay okay,” Eddie puts his hand over your mouth, his eyes squinting as you lick his hand. “You’ve lost your ass privileges.”
The boys all laugh at the two of you, and Eddie removes his hand, wiping the lipstick on his jeans. With a little bow, you take your leave, finding some friends of your own. It was a comfortable night for awhile, having found a spot with some like minded individuals in the corner of the bar. 
You couldn't help your eyes, having them wonder over towards your boyfriend every so often. He just looked so different. Confidence suited him. His arms were crossed over his chest, his legs crossed as he leaned against a counter, nodding every so often to whatever someone was saying. 
God he looked good. You felt your cheeks immediately heating up at the not so tame thoughts soaring through your head. Memories of this morning come flying in, and you immediately cross your legs as the warmth in your belly begins to return.
You sent a silent thank you to whoever was listening, grateful for the bars shitty lighting hiding whatever flush was present on your skin. As if sensing your mood, Eddie had been making his own glances towards you during his talk with the boys. He liked - no- loved seeing you like this. In his clothes, lipstick as bright as can be, hair styled to perfection - surrounded by other likeminded freaks like yourselves. 
The way your lips moved with every word, the occasional laugh escaping your chest. God your lips. Eddie gulped, almost scolding himself mentally for staring too long at them. He felt like a prepubescent teen with his porno mags, only being allowed to look but not touch. 
The skin of your stomach just looked so smooth and inviting, as if almost asking to have his tongue drag down further and further until he reached heaven. His eyes trail up once more, staring at your chest as it bounces with another heavy chuckle, before lifting once more to your face. 
Eddie’s eyes widen, finding you're already watching him with a raised eyebrow. He winks however, to which you reply by curling your finger in a come here right now motion.  
Yeah, he's hard.
You were his seductress, a temptress, a minx with a hold over him like no other. He would do anything you asked at the drop of a hat. It almost scared him just how much he loved you, knowing how hard he had fallen so quickly.
Almost.
He excuses himself from the group, saying his goodbyes. He cursed to himself for giving you his vest, wishing he had something to cover the growing tent in his jeans. Thankfully everyone was too focused on whatever drink was in their hand, and Eddie thanked the metal gods for the horrible bar lights.
Meeting him halfway, Eddie grabs your hand, refusing to say anything as he pulled you through the crowd. He was afraid he would say something too obscene and be heard by someone else’s ears. His words for you only.
The two of you reach a dimly lit hallway, the sound of Motörhead's Ace of Spades fading out as you move further into the back of the Hideout. You felt almost giddy, knowing exactly what he was doing. The metal head finds the bathroom door, pushing it open so hard that it bangs against the wall.
Jumping at the action, you swat his back. "There could be someone in here!” You scold him, turning around to make sure no one was in the hallway.
“Oh we can't have that can we sweetheart!” He mock gasps, hand over his heart in fake despair. Eddie makes his way over to the stalls, knocking gently, his head turning to you when there's no answer. “No one in this one, unless they're deaf.” Rolling your eyes, you close the door behind you. “Smart ass.”
He slowly tiptoes to the next stall, again knocking, this time the door slowly opening to reveal another empty stall. Eddie gasps again, waving towards the graffiti covered area. “No one!”
“You know, for someone wanting to fuck you're being very... Hm.” You jest, watching as he squints, waiting for you to finish. 
He frowns in a playful way, his hands rolling as you try to find the word. “Very... Hot? Tempting? Super fuckable? Desirable? I could go on for hours baby.” 
Yeah, you loved this dork. “Trust me, I know you can.” 
Eddie smirks at the double meaning, and rather than replying he walks towards you, the playfulness almost peeling away with every step as his eyes darken. Your head looks up towards him, resting against the bathroom door. He eyes you up and down, his eyebrow raising as you bite your lip.
“We gonna keep eye fucking each other or are you gonna make a move?” You murmur, lifting your hands to rest on his chest. 
He scoffs at you. “With the way you've been teasing me all night? I should be making you��do all the work,” Eddie pushes the hair off your shoulders, the cold chill of his rings making you shiver. He leans forward to press a hard kiss to your throat, just below your sweet spot. “But then again, you’ve been such a good girl tonight haven't you?”
“I-I think I have been.” You reply, fidgeting with the bottom of his shirt as he loomed over you. You were a confident person, sure, it was just another thing Eddie loved about you - but when he stared down at you through his lashes, his stupid long lashes, his lips tilting into a teasing grin as you tried to shrink further into the wall.
“Mm, you did a really nice thing for me,” He pulls back, just enough to rest his nose against yours, his lips almost ghosting your own. “But I think I should thank you somewhere a little nicer than a dingy bathroom, don't you think sweetheart?” 
“You can thank me wherever you want Eddie.” 
Your words made his cock twitch in his pants, his eyes closing as he mutters a small fuck. “You're just so good to me, aren't you?” 
You muster a nod. He goes to speak again when a large knock on the door startles you both, the handle twisting into your back as someone attempts to open it. Eddie grabs your hand, pulling you into the nearest stall and shutting the door behind you.  
As the stall door locks, someones entered the bathroom, talking to someone following them. Eddie moves you again, standing to have you pressed against his front. His hand covers your mouth, knowing you would quickly cuss out whoever had ruined your moment. 
His free hand grips your waist, and slowly but surely Eddie starts to walk backwards, giving you no choice but to follow suit. His legs hit the toilet, and he kicks it - the lid closing loudly. He winces at the sound, and the voices outside the door stop. 
“You okay in there?” Someone asks, and Eddie frees your mouth, moving his hands down to peel away at your his vest, his hands gentle as he slides the material down your arms. 
“Yeah I’m okay,” You reply quickly, having smacked his thigh for being so loud. “Just a bit tipsy.”
Eddie lays the vest across the lid, slowly sitting down on the denim as he pulls you down with him. You straddle his thighs, his chest flush with your back. His cock digs into your covered thigh, and he groans as you make contact. 
Again, he’s just a little too loud, and the girls outside stand in front of your stall. “Do you want some water?”
Bless them. 
“No seriously I’m fine!” Eddie begins to slide his hands up your tummy, copying your movements from earlier on in the night. You tilt your head back, resting on his shoulder. He glides towards your breast from under your cropped tee, squeezing the exposed skin as your nipples harden. “S-seriously, superrrr fine.” 
He grins at your words, continuing his assault on your other breast. He pinches your left nipple and you release a small noise at the feeling.
“Do you want us to call someone? Like a friend or-” “She's fine.” Eddie replies for you, almost annoyed at the intrusion. Your nails dig into his thigh, and the women outside giving a knowing ‘oh’ at the reveal.
They leave quickly, and Eddie mumbles a finally, having had enough. As the door closes behind them, your boyfriend attempts to grab you, but you stand much to his dismay. 
He almost whines, but quickly stops himself as he watches you lift your shirt up and over your head. The cool air does nothing to hide the goosebumps on your skin, and Eddie sends a fake prayer with joined hands.
“I’m really digging the whole no bra thing,” He mumbles, taking in your appearance. “No panties?” 
You shrug in response, a silent way of telling him to ‘come find out’.
He reaches for you, but you stop him, ignoring his confused expression. “Pants,” You point down. “Lose them.”
The bulge of his dick looks almost painful in his jeans, and he doesn't hesitate, undoing his belt and fly. He pushes his jeans down towards his thighs, his boxers following after. Copying his movements, you strip off your pants, letting them pool around your ankles as you step out of them. The air was cold, but god you felt so warm.
You're pushing the hair out of your eyes as Eddie starts stroking himself, his breathing becoming laboured as you smile at him. “Fuck,” He breathes out, no panties, he fists himself a little harder as you stand in front of him. “You have no idea w-what you do to me sweetheart.” 
“I have a rough idea.” You reply, moving forward to sit on his lap. 
He curses loudly as you sit just before his cock, moving your hand to slide under his top yet again and make its way down. He stares at you, his lips parting slightly as he fights back a moan. You glide over the small tuft of hair below his belly button before meeting his own hand, replacing his fingers from around his dick. 
He groans under your touch, and you stand up a little on your tiptoes, guiding him towards your pussy. You both felt like you were on fire. Eddie reaches for your hips, almost fighting with himself to not just absolutely fucking ruin you then and there.
His palms flatten against the small of your back as you slide down on his thick cock, your eyes squeezing shut as you take him in. “Jesus H Christ,” he chokes out your name. “You’re s-so fucking warm, so wet.” 
When you reach the base, he thrusts by accident, the area just above his dick hitting your delicate and sensitive area. Your hands reach out to grab his shoulders in an attempt to steady yourself. “You okay princess?”
You nod meekly, feeling so full. Eddie smiles, his brown eyes looking down at you almost proudly. 
“Y’know how beautiful you look right now? S-Sitting on my cock like its-” You cut him off by clenching around him, his mouth opening bigger with a groan. “S-Shit, don’t do that, I’ll cum right now and make it awkward f-for the both of us.”
His hands slip down between you, gripping your thighs roughly, hoisting you up a little so that your legs straddle him a little tighter. Eddie’s breathing speeds up, a tiny whimper leaving your throat as a soft groan spills out of his mouth. He lifts his head to kiss you, and as he begins to thrust slowly, you bit his lip. He pulls back with a grunt, staring down at where you meet.
The toilet seat beneath you rattles at the action, and you're so thankful that no one has come into the bathroom again. With the support of his arms around your thighs and the searing heat of Eddie’s body, he attempts to bring you impossibly closer - desperate to feel more. 
Eddie tucks his face into your throat and starts thrusting a little harder. His legs part a little, giving him better leverage to fuck deeper into you, and you squeal, feeling so full. He grins against your throat, before biting at the already marked skin. “Feel s’good baby, so good.” 
You both sigh at the same time, feeling the immense build up in the lower parts of your stomach. Eddie whispers your name, lifting his head as he lifts his hand to your chin - guiding your lips to his in a rough kiss. Wet, swollen lips and accidental teeth, his fingers tightening ever so slightly on your jaw as you reach around his neck and thread your fingers into his long hair.
“Jesus, Jesus f-fucking,” Eddie groans, his cock sliding out all the way before thrusting in harder. “Fucking s-shit sweetheart.” 
“Fuck Eddie,” You cry out, feeling your slick leaking onto yours and Eddie’s thighs. “S’fucking good, feel like y-you’re splitting me in half.” You manage to get the words out, Eddie chuckling against your lips. 
“I got you,” He murmurs, his eyes squeezing shut as you squeeze around him again. Eddie curses your name, and the coil in your belly grows - well and truely ready to unravel. “You there baby?  
You can only nod, whining as Eddie reaches down, his thumb beginning to circle your clit. Your chest is heaving, almost gasping for air as his head dips down, pressing a wet kiss to your breast. The sound of skin against skin battles against Black Sabbath, but ultimately looses to the loud bass banging through the bathroom. 
With his thumb against your clit and his cock dragging nice and deep inside, Eddie mumbles something against your chest, sucking a mark above your breast. “C’mon sweetheart, I got you.” 
Fisting his hair, Eddie feels you clench around him a little harder than before, and rubs your sensitive clit with just a tad more pressure. 
“F-Fuck yes, holy shit E-Eddie,” Your stomach tightens as he grins widely, his hips rotating in such a way that you're practically shaking in his lap. “I’m gonna c-”
A silent scream takes over you as your orgasm takes over you, your head tilting back and eyes shutting immediately as a small tear slides down your cheek. Your nails dig roughly into his shoulders now, no doubt leaving marks. All you can feel is Eddie.
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. 
His name leaves your red stained lips like a prayer, and if it weren't for the fact your boyfriend was also chasing his orgasm, he would’ve mocked you. 
“You have no idea how fucking hot you are,” He praises you as you come down from your high, Eddie making your orgasm last as he continues thrusting. “Like an a-angel, no, you are so not a fuckin’ angel.” He corrects himself. You knew he was close, Eddie having a habit of rambling when he's near his climax.
“Could watch you like this forever,” He whines. “S’good for me baby, could fuck you for d-days if you let me, my pretty girl.” It’s your turn to drop your face into his shoulder, kissing the exposed skin above his shirt. 
“You gonna cum inside me?” You turn to whisper into his ear, a weak smile on your face as he nods eagerly. 
“Fuck,” he grunts. “P-please yes, is that okay? Can I cum inside sweetheart?” You nod, slowly grinding down on him again. Eddie swears loudly. “Fuck I love you - I fucking - christ.” 
Eddie pulls at your hair, forcing your head back into a searing kiss. He cries out against your lips, finding his own release. He shakes beneath you, his body stiffening as he gasps out your name. He throbs between your legs, his thrusts slowing down as he comes down from his own high. You feel him inside, his cock twitching as you still grind down on him.
The two of you stay like that for a little way, both attempting to catch your breath. 
“You okay?” You break the silence, tilting his chin up as he sighs. 
“I should be asking you that,” He wipes away at the stray tear from before. “I wasn’t too rough was I?” Eddie visibly relaxes as you shake your head, now pushing away the messy strands of hair from your forehead. 
“Thank you.” He goes to continue when you cut him off.
“For the sex?” You ask, eyebrow raised as he scoffs.
“No you idiot, well, yes,” He corrects himself. “But no, for everything you did tonight, you didn't have to do all of that.”
You peck his lips. “Don't mention it Eds, I’m happy you're getting the attention you deserve. Small bars now, big arenas next.” 
He smiles with teeth, pulling you closer to him. You both groan at the feeling, still being sensitive. “As long as I have my number one fan with me, I don't give a shit whose listening.”
“Whose that?” You tease, Eddie rolling his eyes.
“Dustin, obviously.”
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aliceindaisychains999 · 6 months
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MY FINGERS SLIPPED AGAIN SO I’M POSTING THE ASK FROM @shinmiyovvi I’M SO SORRY😭😭😭
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Fair. Now can you move along, C-3PO? I’ve got stuff to do.
6. Be honest, what was your first impression of s/i when you first met them?
Shit. I could barely bring myself to do much of anything first time we crossed paths. I was stuck in a shithole town that I moved to for a new job. Aaaand I got fired my first day, thus signaling that judgement day came early. The people here are a real piece of work. Everyone’s aggressive for no reason other than being an asshole for free.
Anyways, as I resided in the asscrack of Paradise, Arizona, I remember seeing Maddie in the middle of my errands. Something about her seemed so out of place to what I was used to. Like a fallen angel lost in hell. I’m surprised she even helped me hide from the cops after the Lucky Ganesh shootout.
Normally, I wouldn’t. But something told me to. There was just something about you that felt familiar.
You too, huh? Well, dearie, that right there is the stuff of soulmates.
8. What’s your favorite thing to do with s/i?
*shrugs* Just about anything.
Awww! Gosh, my favorite part of every day is being able to spend time with you!
Me too, babe. If I really had to choose though, even with the big events to the small errands we run together, I’m just happy to hold you close in my arms like this. You’ve tamed me to be a real cuddlebug.
15. What’s something about s/i that surprised you when you first started to get to know them more?
Say, this is a fun question! I guess if anything, seeing how much common ground we shared is a start. Yep. Deep down, the Postal Dude shares a lot of humble values and she’s on the same page for the most part. She’s just more way patient than me and has a different approach to things.
There’s also her taste in music. Maddie’s got me into Volbeat now. I wouldn’t have thought she liked heavy metal or a lot of older bands most people her age wouldn’t know!
I mean, grunge and nu-metal’s making a comeback! *whispers* Ugh, even if that includes Limp Bizkit…
Hey! You talking shit on Limp Bizkit?
NO!
*snickers* Gotcha. Limp Bizkit sucks.
18. Have you ever met any of s/i’s friends or family yet? If so, thoughts on them? Are they nice?
Yeeaah… About that…
Well, I met you first and you’re actually pretty chill. Same with Julia despite her f/o’s looking skittish around me. But that’s how everybody else sees me to be honest. All I have is Maddie and my dog Champ. Maybe Uncle Dave. I’m an antisocial sociopath which adds to my misfortune in the whole social interaction department. Hey, at least Maddie still puts up with it for now, right? *teasingly jabs shoulder*
Don’t say that! I love you very much!❤️
I love you lots toooooo😚❤️
He’s getting cheeky again😅
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theinvisiblemuseum · 4 months
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the sexy baby has changed my life. I finished the last published chapter at 2am while sitting on a cliff edge in the mountains of my father’s homeland and had to resist the urge to chuck my phone and own self off the edge /pos.
That being said, not a day goes by where I don’t think abt Pandora (I want her to eat my liver) or Remus after the heist (he’s everything to me and an inspiration a role model, a snack, the love of my life) and James and Regulus making out aggressively in the back of a car.
You and yaz have permanently rewired my brain chemistry. I’ll never be the same and I love you for that. Thanks for fucking me up. <333
I honestly can’t wait for the next update, no pressure, I love this so much.
If I could mail you both one of my internal organs I would unfortunately all I have are emojis. Sorry 🫶🏾🫀🫁🧠
AGAIN, I FUCKING LOVE THIS FIC AHHHH
AWWWW OMG UR SO SWEET sexy baby is utter lunacy but i’m glad you enjoy it :,) she will be making a comeback soon, we both miss her toooooo much 💘
& thank you for the organs ofc 🫶
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shapeshiftinterest · 1 year
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Flirting With Authority: sun x moon x monty
chica dares monty to get a date with the next person to walk by, thinking it’ll be a security staffbot.
it is not a security staffbot.
some dialogue based pics 2 and 3 from THIS post by @jellazticious
the glamrocks are animatronics, sun and moon are human
i had a hard time trying to decide if i wanted them all robots or some of them human or some of them as hybrids
glittergolf valentines event
prompt mix:
day 1: dares
day 5: flirting
day 7: pick up lines
story under the read more
Flirting With Authority (also on ao3)
“Ok, ok,” Chica laughed, shoving the other animatronic’s shoulder.
It was her turn to help patrol the plex, and she’d asked Monty to join so she wouldn’t get bored. The two were taking a breather near Kid’s Cove and had decided on giving each other silly dares.
“I dare you toooooo,” Chica stuck her tongue out and thought for a bit.
“OH!” She did a giddy little dance. “I dare you to flirt with the next person who walks by!”
“Awe, what,” Monty grinned, bumping her with his arm. “You tryin’ ta set me up with a staffbot, miss missy?”
She giggled, covering her beak with her hand. “Maaaaybe. So do you accept the dare or not, gator boy?”
“Fine, fine. I accept.”
The two leaned against a wall and waited.
Soft footfalls pinged their sensors and the Glamrocks looked up...
...to see one of the newly assigned Daycare Attendants dressed in a security guard uniform.
Fuck.
“All cle-HOLY FUCK!” Moon fumbled, almost dropping his flashlight when he saw the light reflecting off Monty’s shades.
Monty looked around and growled when he saw Chica hiding behind a pillar, giving him a thumbs up. Traitor!
“‘Moony? Moony! What’s wrong, do you need back up?!?” Sun’s voice crackled from Moon’s walkie talkie.
“I- Everything’s fine, Sunny. Just didn’t see one of the Glams in the dark,” Moon responded, eyeing the gator a few feet away.
“You’re with a Glam?!? Is it Roxy? Oh oh, or maybe it’s-”
“It’s Monty, Sun.”
Sun started spewing out questions so fast Moon had to mute him before turning back to the gator. “Please excuse my partner, he’s a big fan of the Glamrocks.”
Monty shrugged. “No biggie.”
“Anyways, isn’t it Chica’s turn for patrol? I think you might be lost,” the human joked, grinning.
Remembering the dare, Monty flipped his sunglasses up to smirk at the other. “Damn right, I’m totally lost in your eyes, cher.”
Moon froze. “...Wut.”
Monty tucked a claw under their chin and tilted Moon’s face upwards. His sensors told him the other’s pulse had jumped, and sure it could’ve been from being wary of his claws but Monty chose to believe it was from his good looks.
“If y’got a map to yer heart I’d be mighty grateful.”
Finally gathering his wits, the Daycare Attendant turned part time security guard put a hand on Monty’s wrist and smirked at him as he lightly pushed it away.
“Y’know, when I said Sun was my partner, I didn’t mean just as a job partner or roommate.”
Monty’s eyes widened, and if robots could flush he’d be doing it right about now. The human might not be able to, but Monty could hear his feathered friend snort from behind her pillar and try to stifle her giggles. Oh she was gonna get it later.
“I- uh, fuck. S-sorry, I didn’t mean ta, ya know-.” Ah yes, truly the gator was the epitome of a smooth talker.
Moon snickered and tapped his flashlight against the metal chest plate. “It’s fine,” he said. “It was a good try, call us sometime when it’s your turn to patrol.”
"Us?”
“Sunny’s not the only one who’s a fan of the Glams,” Moon winked, already walking away with a wave. “We’re a package deal. And I see you, Chica!”
Said chicken squawked, hurrying over to the gator and laughing. “I think that worked out pretty well, right Monty?”
He rolled his eyes and smooshed her face away. “Don’t get cheeky with me, lil lady. This’s yer fault.”
“My fault that you have 2 dates and both their numbers?”
“Huh?” Monty looked at the arm Moon had grabbed and saw a business card, the bottom stuck to the metal with double sided tape. “How??”
Chica yoinked the card and sprinted down the hall, laughing all the way.
“CHICA!!” Monty yelled, stomping after her.
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𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 @deviltryhours. 
a/n: I’m sorry this took forever, I know it’s short but I hope it brings you some joy. Happy belated birthday dear friend!
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   Waking with a start, you looked at the beeping alarm and grunted. 7:45am.
Mornings. Usually hated, but today … the morning felt a little different then the rest. Laying there, on your back, you could hear the chirping birds outside. Huh, tranquil in the trailer park. A sentence you never thought you’d have.
And then a fuzzy crunching noise sounded, followed by a group of voices you knew all too well. Laughing, you listened as the Hellfire Club sang you happy birthday from the walkie talkies that Eddie demanded everyone have.
 “Happyyyy Birrtthhddaayyyy toooooo yooouuuuuuuuu!” You noticed that Eddie’s voice was the loudest of them all, and the most off-key. You were always noticing Eddie more so than the others, especially when he was right in front of you. Your eyes never leaving his form, flicking from his eyes, landing to his smile. God that smile. It lit you up inside and you it took everything in you not to gaze dreamily at him all. Fucking. Day. It should be noted that it’s been pointed out by many of the others but all you could do was brush it off, give small excuses. The most used was, “I’m staring because he doesn’t own a hairbrush … it’s like a birds nest.”
 And then you’d hear someone, it nearly always being Max, mumble, “yeah a bird’s next you’d like to bury yourself in.”
   She was not wrong there.
 Kicking back the covers, your bare feet hit the cold floor and you pulled open the curtain. There, with a massive sign was a group of your closest friends. Eddie, Robin, Dustin, Nancy, Mike, Max, Lucas and Steve. The already knew where the rest of the Hellfire Club members were … still tucked into bed. You couldn’t blame them, with all the teenage hormones.
 You doubled over in laughter at the sign, looking at each of your friends’ faces. Robin and Steve were hanging off one another, seemingly fighting off sleep. Nancy was proudly holding one side of the sign (she would’ve been the one to organise the surprise. You had met her in the library during your second year of high school, and had been close ever since. It was seen as a weird friendship to others, but to you two … It made sense.)
Dustin was kneeling on the ground, his arms outstretched presenting the sign, but his body was covering the last few words so Max pushed him over.
  “Ow! What was that for?”
“I didn’t wake up before sunrise just for you to block the sign, dumbass.”
  “Children, children, please.” Eddie said in a mock stern voice, still holding the other end of the sign.
You rubbed your eyes and slid open your window. Straining to see, you could make out the words that had been painted on a green sheet of poster paper with black marker:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOBLIN KING!   THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS GIVING US ROCKS!!        THEREFORE YOU ROCK!!!
Maybe it wasn’t the most thought out sign, as you could tell by Nancy’s sheepish smile (you know if she had full reign that the sign would say something a bit more … elegant.) But you could tell that Eddie was the one to come up with the words. Because that was his nickname for you – Goblin King.
Pulling on your boots and a brown knitted jumper, you climbed through your window and out into the field behind your trailer. The group started singing but you groaned and tried to shoosh them (no, they did not stop.)
 Dustin called for a group hug and … it actually worked this time.
Like Steve and Nancy, you no longer attended Hawkins High. To the dismay of Robin, who was your fellow bandmate. Making friends after you left was no easy feat. Not to mention that Eddie was gutted that he thought he had to replace you, but as fate would have it, or your lack of life planning, you had no reason not to still be in Hellfire Club.
“God, thank you guys,” you said breathlessly, as Dustin slowly unwrapped himself from your form. He admired you just as much as Steve.
“Well, you’re worth it,” Nancy said with a wink. She knew you the best out of everyone. A weird dynamic; her a social class above you, with a stable(r) home than yours. She never judged you when she came over to visit, never said anything about your family or lack of it.
 With a wry grin you bumped your arm against hers and she did the same, a small gesture; like your version of a hug.
 And there stood Eddie, with his mane of brown voluminous hair. A smirk on his face, one he knew would ruffle your feathers.
   “Didn’t think I’d ever see you out of bed before 9am, Munson.” You said mischievously, crossing your arms over your chest. It was ridiculously cold this morning.
 “Only leave my bed for the best of ‘em,” he replied, chucking you a messily wrapped present. It was Christmas wrapping, and the tape was abysmal, but you were appreciative nonetheless.
Before you could open it, Mike’s stomach grumbled … loudly…
  “I second that,” Lucas said, rubbing his stomach.
“I third it,” said Dustin, “let’s go eat!”
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werebutch · 6 months
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hi sorry for random msg !! how do u make sure the things u buy r ethically sourced?? sorry im new to all of this but i rlly want like... fox or coyote or wolf or anything canid tails or furs or bones or something but i don't want to support people who are like... getting them unethically im just completely unaware of the regulations on stuff and what i should look for/not look for @_@ thank you for any help in advance!!
I’m going to be honest here I don’t. I really only buy American wildlife parts that are in abundance (especially if they need population control like coyote, deer, raccoon, etc…) OR I buy things secondhand / things going to be thrown away (my ren faire has buckets of fur scraps that would normally be tossed). It kind of just depends on your personal morals.. if you think no animal should be killed for fur, you’ll probably just want secondhand. Fur is rarely salvageable on roadkill unless it’s crazy fresh.. I’ve never had the money or the want (but mostly the money..) to buy anything more “rare” whatever LOL so I don’t really check.. but coyotes are usually okay since they need population control anyway imo? People correct me if I’m wrong
As for foxes and wolves, I’m not sure. I haven’t really shown toooooo much interest in either despite my username.. I’m werebear. Weredog. LOL also I feel like finding a fur farm fox skin might be easier than finding wild, and there can be ethical fur farms, but I’d advise extensively looking into whoever you’re buying any fox or wolf parts from :)
Sorry I couldn’t answer your question!! Wolf mutuals if you’re able to provide some advice in the comments that would be cool ^__^
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louisisalarrie · 3 months
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sorry ive completely bombarded your inbox today but the whole whats to come quote wont leave my head lol
you say he wouldnt stunt on top of bbg
how was it different with eleanor?
nooooo I love the chats thank you!!! Hahaha. Ahhhh yeah, Eleanor, i forgot about her. She’s so happy now hahahahha
Uh look, I didn’t really keep up toooooo much with the timeline of that shit show of a relationship on top of bbg, but she was reliable. She could pop back in as a stunt and then disappear again, continuing on as the “long term gf” narrative and remove the idea of Louis getting with B long term, but now we’re so far along I think they’re letting bbg run its course now. When I’m thinking of stunts, I guess I’m thinking more the type of Harry stunts and bringing back that “different girl every night bad party boy” narrative they had for Louis for a while, hence the no gf for a year. He’s “growing up”.
Also, I don’t think Louis hates Eleanor these days and probably doesn’t mind stunting with her as much as strangers, like he also did with that friend to stop rumours about him and B being together. Ya know?
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auseyre · 2 months
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Twelve Thoughts About Laws of Attraction
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These people brutally and bloodily killed a kid and a dog in the first 3 episodes...damn! And look, I love a hot, service top bodyguard and his bratty misunderstood charge story as much as the next person but Tan? Had a dog killed so, he’s not getting that much sympathy from me here. 
Maya and Rose are so hot I want to cry. The very specific vibes they are giving, Maya -Pink and Rose -Gemma Atherton in St Trinians, push all my buttons. Sorry Charn and Tinn but every time they are on the screen my brain melts and I don’t know what else is happening. 
Charn needs to be on Game of Thrones, House of Cards, or Succession(I have watched none of these shows but I assume he would fit right in)something fitting his wicked grin and scheming soul. Like the show tells me he was a sweet and naïve do-gooder until the big bad thing happened, but that was clearly his good twin who died in the woods. His mother might be ashamed but Jimmy Ford would buy him an ice cream. (Found out his nickname is Chaos Gremlin and I can’t think of anything more suitable than that.)
The shirt game in this series is fire.
Also fire? The chemistry. 4A fire. Like I get now why people are obsessed with acting pairs(I hate the toxicity involved but I get the love). It’s like fanfic. I would watch these two as a couple in a 100 different a/u stories as long as Rose and Maya (and Nawin) were along for the ride.  
Between this and The Sign, I realized that every story needs a grandmother(or more than one) to tell these characters to get their ish together. KP desperately needed a grandmother. 
Pretty predictable plot (elevated way, way up by the performances) and toooooo many flashbacks. Seriously, please stop with the flashbacks, especially since they are mostly Charn’s dead mother or Tinn’s dead niece. Be more depressing, I dare you.  (I would pay good money to see Nawin meeting completely feral Charn for the first time and falling head over heels though --that’s  the flashback we need folks)
Rich kids with crappy parents need to learn how to hustle and embezzle money from them so they can get gone. Seriously, just buy a ton of jewelry and designer clothes and resell it all. Will they even notice? I’m guessing not. 
Look, I know the Senator is evil like the fru -ets of the devil but he reminds me of a young Temuera Morrison, so he’s also kind of hot? 
 I just really want a KP/LOA crossover where Charn and Vegas have a wardrobe and smirk off competition and Nawin brings all the violent himbo energy to visit the Threepanyakuls -- especially Tankhun. 
The goons did not sign up for all this relationship drama.
Okay, but I need a new Leverage international team with Charn, Rose, Maya, Tin, Thee, and Nawin. 
Bonus -genuine kudos to them for not going the “Charn is a completely redeemed angel now ” route and for not making that something that was required for Charn and Tin to work as a couple. Tin fell in love with chaos gremlin Charn, not the one he was before. 
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seraphicalsuccubus · 3 months
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Well fuck it I’m coming for advice toooooo!
So I had weight loss surgery and now I’m not feeling as sexy? I feel weird in my skin, well I met someone I genuinely like and I’m worried about how he’ll look at me when we meet (it’s a long distance thing that isn’t a thing?) ANYWAYS In my head if I don’t feel sexy no way I am… any advice on how to start feeling comfortable in my skin again?
okay wait I actually can’t give advice on this one. I’ve never felt comfortable in my own skin. I’m so sorry I’m useless here 🙃
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maybeimamuppet · 1 year
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last but not least here’s the list of my fic recommendations for the prom!! i don’t read fic for this fandom toooooo often so i’ll have much less for this but here’s a few of my favs :))
Wednesday, Midnight by toasterflowers (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)
Winter Melody, Play For Me by justendthisinnermonologue (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)
i love you. i’m glad i exist by Splashy (idk their tumblr if they have one)
for your eyes only, i’ll show you my heart by JulietInConverse (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)
you are the reason by ifthebookdoesntsell (@ifthebookdoesntsell)
She’s Cheer Captain and I’m On The Bleachers by justendthisinnermonologue
twenty questions by ifthebookdoesntsell
no better way to say (i love you) by fluorescent_adolescent13 (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)
kissin’ in the cold by ifthebookdoesntsell
a long love (with you) by “
all that you are is all that i’ll ever need by JulietInConverse
laughing (like a little kid) by ifthebookdoesntsell
only you (can ease my mind) by “
look after you by “
Dancing Through Life by sweetdivision (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)
it started with a snap by writerbydesign (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)
Shine Your Light Around by RosieTarnation (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)
lover, you can lean on me (i can lift you higher) by ifthebookdoesntsell
These Things Will Change by onethingsuniversal (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)
red light kiss by ifthebookdoesntsell
no one loves me like you do by “ (explicit warning)
the world is brighter than the sun by JulietInConverse
You Are Real by itsOzzie (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)
June Brings New Season by delsalami (@vowelchart )
Built Up These Walls (To Stay Alive) by itsOzzie
You be Elphie, I’m Galinda by UnrulyNerd (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)
run baby run (don’t ever look back) by Fives (janfives90) (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)
now that i’ve found you by OTTLCWPTTISPSBQNBTTKs_bitch (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)
summer lovin’ (had me a blast) by fluorescent_adolescent13
like seasons always do by Fives (janfives90)
there’s always been a rainbow (hangin’ over your head) by “
11:11 by seaunicorn (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)
the dangers of chasing bees by SJAandDWfan (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)
young and in love (and we just believe) by Fives (janfives90)
take me out tonight by fluorescent_adolescent13
you sure look good (in my t-shirt) by Fives (janfives90)
a secret place (a sweet escape) by “
and when the world isn’t fair, I pretend that we’re there by Splashy
it’s feeling something like music by Fives (janfives90)
Let Your Heart Be Light by gay_relations (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)
Gold and Greene by scoresandstars (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)
safety and home by Sonni89 (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)
i hope that there’s some childish spark still alive by seaunicorn
my world is filled with cheer (and you) by onlytakesataste (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)
i hope you like your name by “
i’ve been walking blind in the dark (never seen the sun) by taggedasbi (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)
something in the distance by Fives (janfives90)
How can I resist (when it feels like this) by abucketofwigs (@abucketofwigs)
Rhymes That Keep Their Secrets by snowybluecat (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)
Somewhere Out There by doing_her_best (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)
take my hand (i’ll take you so far) by seaunicorn
This is What Happens When I Don’t Have You by finniewrites (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)
Two Boxes by Scouts_Mockingbird (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)
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i don’t have any hellcheer hc for you sorry BUT i’m also drunk at…………2 am christ i should go to bed BUT also ilu. that’s what i’ve got babe you’re amazing 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
HI MY LOVE I MISS U AND I LOVE U SO MUCH I HOPE YOU HAD A FANTABULOUS NEW YEARS AND YOU'RE AMAZING TOOOOOO 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛
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