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the-curators-bullshit · 3 months

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ya like jazz ?

watching the bee movie

that is all

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on that note- everyone should go looked at my pinned post

#bee movie #the bee movie

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the-curators-bullshit · 3 months

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Sigmund Freud is the OGMF

(original mother fucker)

#prev tags->#the siggy freuster #sigmund freud

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the-curators-bullshit · 5 months

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Uhhhh, i wanted to ask for your Permission first, I'm somewhat writing a fanfic on you and Miss Girlfriend and I just wanted to tell you about it, nothing weird in it, it's kind of continuation of the Miss gf's fic, if you are confortable with it can i post it online for you both !!!pretty please !!🥺🥺❤

omg yes please!!! absolutely please post it!!!!!

#please oh please post it and tag us!!!!!#that would be so amazing!!!!#thank you thank you!!#the curator’s bullshit #the curator answers #ask #hellsite hall of girlfriend

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the-curators-bullshit · 6 months

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fun fact lol

(via “Merry Christmas…” Sticker for Sale by Cursed-Quotes)

Merry Christmas!! (also Jane Lynch follows my brother on Instagram. Like actually truly legitimately… just wanted to share lol)

#no but like actually #i will forever brag about this #also the guy from princess bride follows him too #and apparently a bunch of people from criminal minds lmao #no I will not elaborate #via my shop that I lowkey abandoned lmaoo oops #redbubble shop #redbubble #the cursed quote shop #jane lynch

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the-curators-bullshit · 9 months

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hmmmm you all totally shouldn’t (you should) go follow this totally random shop @thecursedquoteshop and see what cursed shit they have….. i totally haven’t done so (I have) and I totally don’t even know who runs that thing (lie)…. but they also have a very healthy respect for the color of the sky post, so I support their cursed venture…. so yeah!

@thecursedquoteshop

#you’ll never guess who runs that thing #….no comment #i’m bored and wanted to do things okay?!#so I did this oops #….there’s also a pinterest #color of the sky #redbubble shop #the curator’s bullshit #quotes #phrases

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the-curators-bullshit · 9 months

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#aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!#hellsite hall of girlfriend #hellsite hall of fame curators bullshit #the curator’s bullshit #fanfic

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the-curators-bullshit · 9 months

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btw cryptid museum curators have feelings too :(

and sending rude asks may cause them to spiral and go back to posting on their random bullshit blog (this one) that doesn’t get enough interaction to be fun but alas it’s where the people’s want your bullshit bc they just love to tell you if doesnt belong on hhof and like fair but also it’s my blog?! and yeah

#enjoy this blogs revival ig lol #oops #oooh also #imagine if I disabled the anon option in hhof #I wouldn’t… but it would be an experience™#the curator’s bullshit

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the-curators-bullshit · 9 months

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We now have lore in tumblr. The giant museum filled with artifacts and the Curator, entity full of mystery that takes pride in torturing people by proxy via rickrolls and famous "Color Of The Sky" art collection.

oooh tis i!!! don’t you just love my wonderful museum?!?

#I love being tumblr lore lol #the curator’s bullshit #the curator answers #ask #anonymous

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the-curators-bullshit · 9 months

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thank you, tis a wonderful scream into the void

#the curator’s bullshit #the curator answers #ask #scream into the void

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the-curators-bullshit · 9 months

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I spent way too long on this, but I kinda love this, so....

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend are some of my favorite tumblr cryptids, and I just kinda picture them as formless cloaked beings who wander about their museum of wonders. I saw this post about the museum, and a post about fanart, and the rest is history

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the-curators-bullshit · 9 months

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@hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend

fanart :)

inspired by @your-royal-reblogger's post here

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the-curators-bullshit · 9 months

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...

So.

Here I am, making more, with another in the works.

...I need a better eraser.

This is based off of this post by @hellsite-hall-of-fame and @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend

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the-curators-bullshit · 9 months

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pt 2 - pt 1

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend

ref

yes. madame curator's standing on a rock labelled "rock"

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the-curators-bullshit · 9 months

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>:)

#thank you !!!!!!#the curator’s bullshit #rickroll

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the-curators-bullshit · 10 months

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wow that is exactly what I expected, while also not at all what I expected

thank you for sharing :)

#the curator’s bullshit #the curator answers #ask #youtube #youtube link

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the-curators-bullshit · 10 months

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So I saw you asked for more rickrolls but I have a rickroll story I reckon was kinda fun.

So I was asked to play clarinet for an awards ceremony in when I was in middle school. Backing music while some kids got awards, no biggie, easy enough, I'd been playing for years already. So it's the night before the ceremony, and I completely forgot about it. And I didn't have any solo pieces. So I went through all the sheet music websites, memorised all the youtube tutorials, everything - cause I needed a good 10 minutes worth of music. I ended up printing off like Colours of the Wind from Pocahontas and some other stuff.

Anyway, come to the day, and I go on stage to play. And the chaos demon in me was like "nah, forget normal songs, play Never Gonna Give You Up" (because I had the sheet music for that next to my printed out normaller stuff).

So I listened to the chaotic thoughts, but I didn't want to get in trouble, so I just slowed it down, played a bit with it (I'd been playing jazz for years, so I was used to mucking around with melodies), and yeah, I just rickrolled all 500 kids (and parents and teachers) there.

So that was fun.

(I just remembered I had this video of it actually: https://youtu.be/nsCIeklgp1M?t=5 )

THAT IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF STORY I NEEDED TO HEAR RN OMG THANK YOU!!

and also that is ICONIC?! you are an icon, thank you for sharing!!!

also the VIDEO OMG!! having a visual just makes it even more iconic, thank you :)

#the curator answers #the curator’s bullshit #ask #rickroll #rick astley #rickroll story #Tumblr ™

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the-curators-bullshit · 10 months

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KILLING YOU BECAUSE OF THE HEADER IT'S WORSE NOW KILLING YOU KILLING YOU KILLING YOU

AHAHAHAHA ISN’T IT GLORIOUS?!?!????

i’m taking the killing as a compliment lol thank youuuuu :)

#the curator’s bullshit #the curator answers #ask #killing tw #tw killing

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