maybeimamuppet
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hiya! i’m ezzy (she/they) and i’m 22. broadway and mean girls enthusiast, insomniac, lover of chocolate milk. i write things from time to time, also. enjoy your stay.
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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol
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i understand the appeal of publishing "fic with the serial numbers filed off" as original work but i also feel like. what makes something a good fic is at odds with what makes something a good original story.
#speaking from experience going right from fic to original shit#is so hard#like even romance still#is soo hard#like wym i have to make MY OWN PEOPLE PLACES AND THINGS#so props to all original content writers#doing the lords work fr
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the “i had a good time” factor still the unbeatable metric in deciding if media is good
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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yes girl I think it’s incredibly sexy how indecisive you are about every single decision in your life. I also love how you haven’t let anything go since you were 12. can we make out now
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Reblog this to get absolutely hugged. Just completely snuggled. Totally fucking cuddled.
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i’m sorry but you’ll never not be a celebrity to me
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the fact that I'm even on the cale at all is ahfiesu I promise u I am not intimidating!!
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put in the tags:
your first concert
your last concert
your next concert
your favourite concert
#i think the wiggles?#last one was the fresh beat band lmao#i never want to go to a concert again#and my favorite was miley cyrus
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At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.
You must unlearn this.
You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.
If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.
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shoutout to the really anxious people who face the world every day even though it makes their whole bodies freak out
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not funny this happened to cw actor misha collins in real life
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How Intimidating Am I?
Send 🐹 for “You? Intimidating? Hell no.”
Send 🐰 for barely intimidating
Send 🐭 for slightly intimidating
Send 🐱 for moderately intimidating
Send 🦊 for fairly intimidating
Send 🐯 for very intimidating
Send 🐻 for “MOTHER OF GOD PLEASE DON’T EAT ME–”
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