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casualmonsterenjoyer · 29 days

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Plo Koon is be the reason the Jedi Order as a whole has accidentally adopted the clones.

The war is over almost immediately after.

Sidious knows, with the affirmation the clones will get and with a healthy family environment the jedi are going to be too fucking strong and he'd be obliterated.

Mysteriously, two weeks after the entire clone army got adopted by the Jedi Order, Chancellor Sheev Palpatine disappeared. Leaving only a note behind saying I want Riyo Chuchi as my successor. Commander Fox was the one to find this message.

He also is sure to mention he has nothing to do whatsoever, you could put me through medieval torture and I still wouldn't with the Chancellor's disappearance.

The clones and jedi live together in peace.

Riyo Chuchi is elected Chancellor.

Padme Amidala becomes her right hand.

The galaxy is fixed.

Boba Fett also got adopted. He hates that.

But he's got a little sister and she seems rad.

#i'm not delusional #i swear this happens #i asked Plo Koon myself #source: trust me bro #man i love clones #star wars #the clone wars #sw the clone wars #the bad batch #sw the bad batch #star wars prequels #plo koon #commander fox #riyo chuchi #padme amidala

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redstonedust · 15 days

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i appreciate the attempts a lot of game devs are making with gender neutral character creation, and i appreciate that it's actually a very difficult task to implement that depending on the game's base code. but it's so funny to me when you hear an uproar because some game has "entirely removed the gender option from character creation!!!!!" so you go to check it out and its just like

#i swear ive seen this happen in like 3 games now #and every time i am a little baffled at how this is a big deal #but like. well. they DID make an attempt. u right.

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spyglassrealms · 1 year

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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

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lazylittledragon · 2 months

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if i had a nickel for every au spawned from twitter that i SWORE i was going to be normal about

#i'd have like. five. which isn't a lot but IT KEEPS HAPPENING #stranger things #platonic stobin #steddie #steve harrington #robin buckley #eddie munson #here we go again boys #i've had this floating in my head for a Minute and i was like #nah i'm not gonna do it #maybe i'll anonymously write a fic #but no we're mombin posting on main #i think on twt we agreed it's a 'what's the worst that could happen' situation #platonic co parents can be so so so personal #also i have One more stobin wip and then bg3 again i swear #when i have a baby i Will be putting my giant black wings on beforehand #they have to know what kind of family they're coming into #cw pregnancy

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huang-er-jiejie · 9 months

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i. i just realised something about the kiss.

the way when aziraphale puts both of his hands on crowley's back, you can see them kinda shift so aziraphale isn't leaning. he held onto crowley for stability, and leaned in. pushed closer to him. he leaned forward. anyone ever says he didn't want the kiss im going to hunt you down because HE HELD CLOSE!!! HE KISSED BACK!!!!

EDIT: also im like WELL aware he kissed back i was even when i first watched it like its not a big revelation, its just that SOME people☠️ on TIKTOK☠️ KEEP SAYING HE WAS DISGUSTED BY THE KISS???? like i swear some people are watching a different show entirely

#HE KISSED BACK. ANYONE SAYS OTHERWISE I SWEAR TO GOD.#HE WANTS THE KISS!! ITS JUST THAT A PART OF HIM FEELS BAD ABOUT IT!#HE FEELS BAD FOR WANTING IT #even if they spent so long dismantling his belief of 'we're on opposite sides'#hes just always going to feel that way deep down #he wants the kiss. its just that why did it have to happen that way.#good omens #gos2 spoilers #aziraphale #crowley #anthony j crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #azirafell #good omens 2 #'i forgive you' maybe in the way that the kiss can be seen as a temptation #like in the garden of eden #but crowley is the apple. he is the forbidden fruit

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eldritchdilf · 4 months

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#eldritchdilf art #ryomen sukuna #i know the timing is unfortunate all things considered by i swear i've had these sketches lined up for weeks #shit (gege akutami) just happens

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bluegiragi · 4 months

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new moon (part 3)

early access + nsfw on patreon

#y'all mustve known this was gonna happen #also this was before i committed to changed my simon design and ooft OOFT #i am. putting my head in my hands #the art gets better than this i swear #cri #also this is all i can post or else tumblr will smite me #but know theres more to this comic #lmao #ghostsoap #monster141 au #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #captain john price #kyle gaz garrick #giragi art

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stjohnstarling · 6 months

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Me: Hm. I hate reading the shit Catholics write but I’d better do a google search to check how cassocks are meant to be put on, just to make sure the details in my priest kink novel are correct.

Some priest writing about cassocks in 1897, drenched in sweat, hands shaking: vestments are lingerie we wear for god. my cass;ock makes me a little s issy bitch. I am NOT turned on by this

#I swear to god this happens every time #What manner of man #original post

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time-woods · 5 months

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