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worldsquietestjojosfan · 23 days

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Every day is a culture shock

Bro ive been on the internet for how long and I'm still in a perpetual state of culture shock?

I feel insane when I hear that people don't take family roles or family duty as seriously as I do.

My best friend loves to send me posts of People complaining about family and we both look like

Oh that's crazy! They're not even defending the family honor and reputation from outsiders????? Literally insane!! Even if you hate your family, you still have to defend them from outsiders. What's even going on?

To us it's like instinct. Even if your parents are straight up evil, you still have access to connections and favors by virtue of your last name. You have to defend the last name so you can keep using that. It's not a common idea? CRAZY! And what about your younger generations? You want to ruin it for them too?

Despite being females, we are both the firstborn son of our households. And then we go online and nobody knows wtf we're talking about

Wtf you mean you're the oldest and you're not at least the firstborn daughter? It comes with birth. You don't have any of those duties? Then what do you do?

Like obv were not robots. I have a lot of friends that didn't do some of their duties. Whether they disagreed or were lazy or just didn't want to, the word "duty" is always there. "That duty was stupid so I didn't do it". Fair. Your choice.

dude ok I know I'm aware other cultures exist and they're different. I didn't realize in practice its SO different. people look at me like I'm fucking insane bro!!!

I had a conversation with a girl and she's like "you're so lucky you have a great relationship with your dad!" And I was like "not all my siblings have this close relationship. I earned my right to stand as his equal by completing all my family duties (almost) perfectly"

Like I earned my right that when we argue I can say he's "being cringe". I earned my right to argue actually. I earned this by repeatedly demonstrating responsibility, maturity, and correct priorities.

Dude that girl said this sounds like child abuse and I was like dawg wtf are you talking about 💀 your parents don't let you earn standing? Do they even love you? (That was mainly ego. She insulted my family so I tried to as well).

I'm guilty of growing up in a mixed asian society. My best friend grew up also In a mixed Asian society but a different one. In mine, the largest groups were Chinese, Vietnamese, Thai and Korean followed by every other kind of Asian.

Her area's largest groups were japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, Indian followed by every other kind of Asian.

So it's kinda different but close enough. She knows how to eat with her hands and I know how to eat with chopsticks. We all celebrate 2 kinds of lunar new year. One by the south asian lunar calendar and one by the east Asian lunar calendar (don't ask, I don't know why we have 2 lunar calendars. You would think there's only 1?)

Both our areas, aunties will scold you if they hear you talk disrespectfully to your parents. Both our areas people will look down on you for not knowing your home language. Both our areas, the elders expect proper acknowledgement.

There are differences too. In my area, those who disrespect you must be disrespected In return. It's an offense to your family that they think they are allowed to disrespect you. In her area, the disrespect will happen but not to the face. You have to show you're from a better family. Here you have to show you are aware of the bullshit and you won't let it slide. I think its a difference between acting on behalf of your family vs acting with permission from your family. That's my speculation.

When teachers at my school said "grades don't matter" we said "then don't grade us? Liar". When teachers at her school said that they said "we understand, thank you for telling us" and then told their parents and the parents filed a report against the teachers for intentional misleading and sabotage.

The levels or respect and politeness and what kinds of actions imply what about your family were a culture shock to me. When I visit her, I have to adjust to be a lot more mellow and polite than I have to show here. Here, the elders accept any proper acknowledgement like "hi grandma" is fine. Even "hello" or a wave is fine. There, elders expect you to acknowledge them according to their culture. I personally fuck this up so bad because I don't even know who they are so i just copy what my friend is doing. And then I get the relation wrong and then they stare at me. Sometimes I'm lucky.

Over here, we don't really know too many people. It's not as social. Where she lives, everyone knows everyone.

I don't know how to describe this melding aside from just generally "asian" .

I log on to the internet and there's no shared culture except for speaking English 🤣 HAH.

It's like the difference between going to a swimming pool vs a jacuzzi

Vs jumping into a pile of leaves

Previously the common factor was water. Now the common factor is that it's matter.

I'm being so deadass I feel like me and some fictional characters from cultivation novels have more in common

#the craziest part is when we meet asians who didnt grow up around asians and we also dont connect like at all #we were talking to one and that guy was like oh yeah family honor duties blah blah my parents told about that ancient shit. i #and were like ..... ANCIENT???????#it certainly helps when your neighbors are drilling in the exact same fillial code into their kids in laos while yours are in hindi or cant #korean aunties scolding me for having a temper tantrum in broken english is a vibe #some words #on a smaller scale you know what else is a culture shock #how much east asians value fruit as a gift #south asia we have coconuts and fruits in abundance so our culture sees fruit as love but its not THAT expensive #idk about chinese but apparently korea fruits are FUCKING EXPENSIVE #one time my mom cut fruit and brought it to the park where we were all playing and the moms were like you are a saint #and my mom was like its only natural. the kids are playing so i should feed them. and theyre like but its fruit #and i was like yeah. its good for us. my mom wouldnt try to poison us. i didnt realize why it was such a big deal #because fruit prices here are kinda rough now but not THAT expensive.#apparently the gesture means everything #i dont even know what the point of this was. i just wanted to say it #also if you recognize which locations im talking about by description..... hehehehe #for us the luxury good is nuts and all the chinese friends whose house ive been to their mom always offers roasted nuts #and im like gawdDAMN you guys rich or something? im that much of an honored guest?

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davekat-sucks · 4 months

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actually, if that very polite and not at all deranged karen anon thinks bro's fights with dave were abuse, do they also think dirk/brobot's battles with jake were abusive too or nah because dirkjake are soulmates4evur? and that one was even worse because jake said brobot touched him inappropiately and made him uncomfortable, so add sexual harassment to the list too. oh wait, jake is a man and toxic yaoiz, so nevermind his feelings don't matter, just like jade somehow raising herself since she was a toddler and having to do taxidermy with her dead grandfather's corpse doesn't either. like nuDave said, his friends were just whiny bitches, it's all about that strider self-insert manpain.

i bet baby dirk, who ALSO raised himself and did acrobatic pirouettes off of a building, orchestrated that too since birth with cal. evil son of a bitch. no apple juice in his baby bottle for a month.

and now that i think about it, how come john crocker/poppop didn't transition if june was always meant to be?... nevermind, that is also probably baby jane's fault too for killing him too early at the tender age of 86. add murderer, fascist AND transphobic to HER list of crimes.

omg i cant take it anymore! i dont want my very realistic, gritty, tonally mature and emotionally fulfilling comic be ruined by those beasts! someone stop these bigoted abusive emotionally manipulative babies please! I WARNED YOU ABOUT THOSE BABIES BRO! I TOLD YOU DAWG!

They probably don't think Dirk's brobot on Jake is abusive. Jane may have gone worse with the sexual harassment under the influence of the Juju and the tiaratop when mind controlled by HIC (before actually going on rape in Epilogues), Dirk was able to do it in a more indirect way with his robot and Auto Responder-HAL. Considering what we don't know much about how Alpha Bro Dave raised Dirk, it can be assumed Bro Dave might have been more neglectful of Dirk's feelings before he chose to go fight ICP and dying. Leaving Dirk left alone for himself from then on. The Bro Dave could be like the one we know, thinking of irony and whatnot. So add that personality in an adult form and you got a dude who can't be honest with himself and thinks bad shit is good and any genuine good stuff is bad. Yes, Bro Dave would try to do a good thing in fighting ICP so that HIC won't fully takeover, but it doesn't erase the fact he CHOSE to leave Dirk alone. It's not like Grandpa English, Grandma Harley, or Poppop John Egbert, where they died in accidents. He and Alpha Mom Rose Lalonde, CHOSE to leave their kids behind before the game started. Jane was just lucky to have Dad Crocker around. Poppop's death likely mirrors to Nanna's in that a meteor hit him when Jane and the other kids were sent from it, with Dad Crocker raising her as his daughter. Guess the fandom will think Jane is transphobic for accidentally killing him. But considering it was JOHN himself who sent the kids on the meteor in the first place to make it happen, does that mean he is killing himself in a sort of sense? That's not a good implication at all. Dirk and Dave are awful people, yet nobody calls them out on it.

#Dirk Strider #Jane Crocker #Jake English #Alpha Bro #Alpha Dave #Homestuck #HOM3STUCK #Homestuck 2 #HS2 #HS^2 #Homestuck2 #Homestuck^2 #Homestuck Beyond Canon #HSBC

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gamerbearmira · 2 years

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Ooh fun fact on my end since I was the original for the vampire thing(I'd accidentally hit anon the first time my hands are stupid). The reason baby Mirabel was fine until around the time that you'd need to wean her off breast feeding is because breast milk and other types is just filtered blood and luckily for Julieta it had just enough of what Mirabel would need from blood to not starve to death after birth. And it's not just human milk that does so.

Though pure blood would be much healthier for the both of them. I feel like they can still eat things and enjoy the tastes except something with garlic

Hot dawg hot dawg we got more lore 😩👊💥👊💥👊

#encanto #encanto au #au #my asks are open #my asks #encanto mirabel #encanto julieta #vampire encanto au

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csmeaner · 2 years

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Design Shitting: Random Flushing Edition

Alright, yesterday was pretty heavy, so let’s try some good ol’ fashioned design shitting, eh?

Today we will be shitting on multiple different designs. Same rules, just a tasty little sampler to cleanse the palette for the week.

(Note: site is DA unless otherwise mentioned.)

Look, I get that scene is, ironically, in again in some circles. And it can be done well! This $40 Kit is, well, it had potential. Choose a smaller color palette with colors that are more harmonious and decide which kind of stripes you want to use. https://www.deviantart.com/kitvorenmasterlist/art/1133-917867291

why it got the little gary sea snail shell on its back too. colors just don’t change into each other well, especially on the tail. the amount of the black/white stripes on every little thing is fighting the other colors for what your eyes look at.

I like how Jolleraptors are trying to spread their wings a bit and make something other than hyper-chibi money wasters, but this is $600 for something that’s barely got a face and twinkle toes. I’m calling out the boring color palette as well because this wasn’t a custom. https://www.deviantart.com/jolleraptorhub/art/Rising-Fall-927643971

why is. the head so fucking tiny dawg. this is literally just a dragon with a tiny jolleraptor face. why are there only fucking two little leaves growing from its tail what the hell are those. those nubby little front arms are bad too it legit looks like a dragon with a birth defect. this is a lot of money and meaningless traits to get a lame dragon because that’s essentially what this is.

Someone paid $600 for this mess. I know CCCats don’t have faces, but they do have heads with a mouth, and this design makes it hard to find the mouth. The crowns droop, so you don’t even have that to go off of. The rendering on the body is horrendous. Just look for yourself. https://skire.club/Masterlist/Detailed?id=1150&species=CCCat&myo=False

this doesn’t even look like a cccat or really anything. it has a fucking sword which i guesss is cool?? but it feels they wanted to draw anything else BUT a cccat here. love/s the runway-esque spiked shoulderblades and hip fur that’s sticking out in random directions. it feels like vyrron was tired of drawing cccats but needed rent money

Tiny Grem head on big body with annoying-as-fuck markings. It’s a good idea in theory, but I really hate designs with a bunch of markings that you have to give a good think about if you want to render them properly in other poses. https://gremcorpsarpg.com/grem/3700

black and white with color so small on the tips you can’t even see it. squish its head like a grape

Oh boy, another generic kemonomimi species. At least this one isn’t white-washed and has neat-looking wings. But yay, boring ears, weird fucking tail. The poor bastard’s feet are practically pin points. Hey, be careful, Scarfox have that copyrighted. https://www.deviantart.com/sriho-san/art/Open-Auction-Wishwing-Desert-Shadows-928077039

the graphic for this one is honestly taking away massive points. hard to read the text, random distracting shit all over. THE FEET ARE WAY LONGER THAN YOU’D EXPECT

Speaking of Scarfox, I don’t know where this Kakiwa Scarfox came from, but it’s one of her worse Scarfoxes. I can’t quite put my finger on it. Something about the rendering is off-putting, along with how the legs seem to disappear because of the fairly abrupt transition from dark to light. https://www.scarfox-realm.com/character/Scarfox-666

oh it’s definitely something darci weaseled out of kakiwa as a private custom and you can tell kakiwa didn’t fucking care because the rendering is very very lackluster and not even close to the usual care kakiwa could pull off. but darci probably begged and whined and had money and kakiwa loves the money

#design shitting #submission #thanks i think a bunch of people needed this #jolleraptors #scarfox #skire #kitvoren #grems #wishwing

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slimeybee · 12 days

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all odds for ira on the oc asks

you got it big dawg!! Ira is my Macgyver reboot OC who's in a relationship with Murdoc <3

1.Do they sleep with a stuffed animal? If they have multiple, who’s the favorite? They have one singular lizard beanie baby that they've had since they were a kid

3.Ask them to describe their love interest. "He's awful. Worst person I've ever met. If I could get rid of him, I would, but he'd just find me again anyway."

5.Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Will they give one, and what about? Probably not, though they would definitely go on tangents brought on by Murdoc's incessant prodding

7.Describe them in three words. Now let them describe themself in three words.

Stubborn. Forgiving. Empathetic. "Determined. Disciplined. Brave." 9.Do they empathize with non-sentient things (dolls, plants, books…)? Electronics. Ira feels a strong kinship with them and how they're typically perceived as cold and unfeeling but in reality they can be used to connect people to one another in ways nothing else can.

11.They’ve won the lottery. Spend, or save? Spend and get the HELL outta here asap

13.Name one thing their parents taught them. The only person you can rely on is yourself

15.What would they consider a waste of time– other than school or work? Talking about their feelings

17.Do they like children?

They feel awkward around kids, but they particularly enjoy Cassian

19.Do they study before tests? Practice before job interviews? No, studying anything stresses them out. They would rather learn from their mistakes (which they rarely make academically. life wise? well...)

21.What would it take for them to break up with someone? What would be the last straw? Being cheated on would be a deal breaker

23.Stability or novelty? Novelty

25.Safety or possibility? Possibility

27.Forgiveness or vengeance (or…)? VENGANCE

29.What recurring dreams do they have? They dream about returning to their birth country and one day finding their real parents. About staring a life with Murdoc and Cassian

#bee oc's #thank you emly

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jorgetheflower · 3 months

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Birthday Slump

I turn 22 tomorrow. As young as that may be in the grand scheme of things I still feel really old ... like immensely old. It's around this time were I start getting tired of everyone and I don't know why. I don't want to feel this way but its how I feel. Maybe its because I just gave up on the fact that people would still wish me happy birthday. When I got older l would find that less and less people would wish me happy birthday, even the people I loved and held dear, and as selfish or superficial as it sounds it would sting man.

I know I know life gets in the way and people have so much going on in their lives that it tends to slip their minds. Don't get me wrong I've been a victim of that too but then I see these other friends who treat their friend's day of birth like damn near holidays and I can't even get a simple heartfelt message about how much I mean to them on my day of birth? Like damn...... At least whenever I'm late on someone's bday I send a heartfelt message to how much the person means to me or I still get them a gift. Like that's all it takes dawg. If you're argument is that you're not good with expressing your feelings in words just fucking try dude the person will greatly appreciate the sentiment as long as you just try...

All I get these days is a, if they find out, "oh damn it was your birthday yesterday? happy birthday" if I'm lucky.

Who knows though maybe this is a testament to how strong my friendships are... Anyways I'm just spit-balling here

Here's to 22!

P.S to the very very few who send me heartfelt messages you're greatly appreciated, more than words can even describe.

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ericleo108 · 1 year

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03/17/2023 Click here for Spotify or Apple Music. This is my 35th official release and honestly it comes too soon. I feel like I have enough work to justify this song but I don’t have the clout. By that I mean this track is the start of me talking about the rap game and making songs about other rappers. This is the precursor for “what now” which is an EP that drops April 14th.

“Breaking Bad” is an homage to Eminem and Dr Dre. I don’t know when Marshall will hear this. I think his fans will really like it. It’s basically a tribute to his discography. If you know Eminem’s work you’ll hear it. It gives reference to many of Marshall’s songs while giving my own perspective and the breaking bad theme. I wanted to make the song with a popular media reference that we both enjoy and goes with Em and Dre’s construct. The truth is I’ve listened to Marshall since grade school and probably know his discography better than any other artist. By consequence I “take” allot from him.

The first verse is to introduce why I’m doing this. My old artist name is Apollo. I’ve talked about it before on this blog but here is a link to the Edulution album. The hook is basically asking for a co-sign/ advance but the truth is It’s meant to be standoffish. Honestly I hope this will act as an application to be in the shady aftermath camp but I just wanted to make a track about the best duo in the game. I wanna go to shade 45 just to introduce myself, drop a nice letter and let them know it’s all love. Don’t come for me Marshall.

I’m not sexually attached to Marshall but in the song I wanted to create a type of Stan hysteria in the third verse for Marshall. It’s intentionally supposed to be fanatical so it makes Marshall think twice while being funny. “Pussy Poppin” is written and will probably come out next year along with “ scrumptious” (which is a working title). But I just wanted to point out that I sexualized my male peers before I did it to women.

The vocals were recorded at Crack Horse Recording in Lansing Michigan by TheyCallMeHeat. The track was mixed and mastered by Sam Peters at La Luna recording studio in Kalamazoo Michigan. The Beat is by tantubeats.com. The cover art was made by ArtworkGang from Fiverr. You can stream or download the track wherever music is sold. Thank you for your support. Be sure to follow because new music is released every week!

You can see me talk about this blog post and next week's release from the last Sunday Update

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I just want everyone to know that Marshall Mathers is my daddy They call me Apollo on the mic, and I’m so happy That Marshall wants to be Zeus cuz in greek mythology Apollo was his son, and I’ll tell you what there ain’t no stop’n me When I was a little kid I dyed my hair like Eminem did Blond top, suns hot, gunshots nonstop Listen to D12 one shot two shot Come’n from my bed room, feelin like 2Pac But I was just a white kid, scrawny and always honoree And I was one of the privileged kids, there was really nothing wrong with me But I found “Brain Damage,” and “As the World Turns” And was like “If I had a” million dollars I’d buy a fuckin purse Tuck my dick into my legs, cluck, and give birth Be like all of these chickens that can’t rewrite his verse Reimagine the page using his words Cadence and slurs like were go’n berzerk (Hey Em) If I like what you written, you might get bitten It’s despicable, like Daffy Duck when I’m spittin I’m here to keep Shady and Dre from feelin That Shady’s not here to save the children

Come on dawg, give it a chance What would it take, to make you advance Cuz I know you aren’t afraid, to take a stan Let me give you a little motivation to do what you can You can’t break bad without a chemist I am the one who knocks at the door of your business I’m a rider for the sound and hits, a writer and a scientist Like Jesse with it, cuz it’s time for science bitch

I remember get’n high in highschool listen’n to “Rain Man” For the first time, think’n we was brain dead High as a kite smoke’n listen to “Kim” Think’n “Is it gay to touch another man’s ass with your fist?” We met Brady, gotta guilty conscious Bought into the metaphors, melodies, constructs Love watch’n Em go off on the mic And hearin what beat Dr. Dre had derived Learned how to square dance (square dance with me) and get down to business How we ain’t got no time to play around, what is this Say goodbye to Hollywood, cuz my dad’s gone crazy Would you please stand up for the real slim shady I think we’re approaching an age of the gross Just another episode on the yellow brick road If you’re proud to be out of my mind and out of control One more time, you know how it goes

I wanna say this shit right now while this fuck’n weed is in me I love you dawg, now let’s go make history I could’a wrote a diss to see if you’d respond offensively Rather be a friend to me, don’t make me your enemy Cuz you know my Machiavelli He lives on in the intelligently Crafted written legibly Poetry that I’m leveraging I’m ball’n like Pluto Ya Gaia and Blue know Wit your cool flow I’ve fall’n for you, like Bruno And wanna suck Shady’s dick, like Ken Kaniff Get it back from Shaggy, while he’s take’n a shit That’s right pumpkin, you woke up to a blumpkin I wanna share the world with you and all your fuck shit (Marshall) I bet your more afraid to love another man Take him by the hand, and make him understand (I love you) I love you Marshall, it don’t gotta be like this We could run away together back where Dr. Dre lives

#eminem #dr.dre #hiphop #rap #rapper #new music #new release #friday #usa #michigan

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ohcyrus · 1 year

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Oh, Mighty Isis!

Let's talk about Queen Aset--poor woman. Right, I know incest probably was popular Before Christ in Egypt, what with them customarily slaying and eating each other, but something in my gut tells me Osiris wasn't such a stand-up gent. Set certainly wasn't, but imagine that kind of pressure from your brother, the King--I mean, I'd certainly be afraid not to marry him. Anyway, you elope with your brother, and you can't even confide in your other brother about it because he's mad you ain't fuckin' him, dawg. God fucking shit. I would imagine, that when Set went and diced Osiris into a fourteen-piece McNugget meal (Dick on the Nile), the Queen wouldn't be able to help but feel responsible, twisted as the human mind is. I imagine she'd go mad with grief, especially after doing what a woman is asked of, cleaning up the boys' mess and, you know, reassembling her brother-lover along the way. I also imagine that Horus (somehow worse than the name Isis), being a product of incest, would look something like Sloth from The Goonies, with a bird's head and everything. Like the hawk he was, he tracked and killed his Uncle Dahmer, but where does that leave our Great Mother Isis? Sadly, she took pity on her brother during his battle with her son, causing her buckled baby boy to lop her head off. I feel like our Great Mother is forever embedded in the sands of her brothers' and son's sins, where not a single thing that comes to her will ever feel like her own. That's no way to live and, luckily, the Egyptians didn't care much to anyway. If I had to guess, Isis is probably frozen by her false guilt in a nasty pattern: birthing herself into the bodies of those who are worthy; those with an unwavering will and taste for the Old Flesh. Yes, Isis is most definitely cohabitating with some deviant right now, the Akh to their Ka and Ba, whispering secrets of a life before life, guiding them to the particular extremities of fourteen unlucky souls, to bring her King back into the world--our world--of flesh and blood. To free herself of his suffocating, watchful eye or to just keep her mind occupied, I'm not sure. But I'd guess it's simply out of love, and that's the evil in it: even a Martyr to the worst destruction it brings, even a Goddess of Healing and Magic, cannot break its hold. Man. So is love, and so is life--at least it's no longer custom (or socially acceptable) for the rich to go fishing for poor children from their bedroom windows.

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hockeynascarfan91258 · 3 years

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Eden had just moved to Pittsburgh and was loving her new job with the Penguins. Despite being a southern bell and loving her Georgia Dawgs football she loved Hockey too. She had a fun time dragging Chase to Canes games when they lived in Charlotte. Much to his dismay she had all feeling Chase loved hockey too.

It had only been a few months since she started and somehow as much as she tried to she couldn't help but fall for the charming Sidney Crosby. She knew it was wrong to date a co worker especially the captain of the team but he wouldn't let up.

Finally after months of him pursuing her and flirting Eden finally caved and let him take her out on a date. That date ended up leading to a second and then a third. And now she was getting ready for their fourth date and to make it official they were attending the Penguins Night of Assists which was their charity event they hosted every year. It was disco themed this year and she was excited.

She put on a blue dress and straightened her hair.

She had a bag packed because she was going to stay at Sidney's house afterwards. She grabbed said bag and headed down the hall just as a knock on her door. She opened it finding Sid standing there looking as handsome as ever.

"Damn baby." Eden says breathless.

"I could say the same thing about you." Sid says kissing her cheek.

"Does it look okay? Is it disco enough?" Eden asks.

"Eden baby it's fine. You look beautiful and I'm so happy you will be on my arm and we can make it official." Sid says.

"Are you sure about this? I don't want to loose my job." Eden says.

"You aren't going to. There is no rule that says trainers or staff cannot date the players. It's fine." Sid replies.

"If you say so." Eden says.

"Trust me there it's not the first and it won't be the last." Sid says.

She shook her head as she grabbed her overnight bag. She grabbed her purse and made sure she had everything. Phone, keys, money and extra make up.

"Okay I think I have everything:" Eden says.

"Well then madam our chariot awaits." Sid says holding out his arm.

Eden loops her arm in his and they head out to the limo waiting for them. Sid hands her bag to the driver who puts it int the trunk. Sid opens the door for her and Eden slides on in. Kris Letang was sitting in there dressed in his outfit.

"Hi Kris, sorry didn't realize that you would be here with us. But should have known because you two are joined at the hip." Eden says.

"Hi Eden, and if you only knew." Kris says smirking at her.

She laughs shaking her head as Sid climbs in beside her.

"I am so happy that you are coming with me and we are making it official. But before we do there is something you should know." Sid says.

"Are we telling her now?" Kris asks.

"Telling me what?" Eden asks looking between the two boys.

"Yes she deserves to know the truth and then she can make the decision on what happens next. I trust her enough that no matter what she choices she will not say anything." Sid replies.

"Okay you guys what is going on?" Eden asks.

"Well you see Eden me and Kris well we are a package deal." Sid says.

"'Meaning?" Eden asks.

"Meaning Sid and I are bisexual. We are in a relationship and have been since like 2009. We are looking for our unicorn someone to share our life and our love." Kris says.

"Yes exactly so like I said we are a package deal meaning if you date me you have to date Kris too." Sid says

Eden sat there in shock.

"Can you handle that?" Kris asks.

"Yes Eden say something please?" Sid begs.

"So I would be dating both of you at the same time. Wouldn't that make me a whore?" Eden asks.

"No baby girl, it would be a poly relationship between you, me and Kris. But you are not a whore." Sid says.

"Absolutely not." Kris says.

"And whatever I do with either of you wouldn't be considered cheating on the other?" Eden asks.

"Nope not at all." Both Kris and Sid reply.

"Okay I am willing to give it a try. Remember I have never done anything like this before so I am new to this." Eden says.

"So are we. Yes we both hooked up with other girls but never anything long term and we both never wanted to be with the same girl before until you." Sid replies.

"So you guys hooked up with girls and are together?" Eden asks.

"Yes. Kris and I have been seeing each other since 2009. But we have to keep the appearance up that we aren't Bi. Not that I am ashamed to be with him because I am not but no one can know." Sid says.

"Yeah the NHL wouldn't take it well if their face came out as Bi. But to answer your question yes we used to hook up with girls. None of them ever knew about me and Sid until you." Kris says.

"You both are pretty hot and I really really really like Sid so if I have to accept you Kris into this relationship then I will. However I have a few stipulations." Eden says.

"I would be shocked if you didn't sweetheart." Sid says.

"What are they?" Kris asks.

"One: Sid and I go out like a normal couple and every so often Kris you can go with us we can make it look like we are hanging with our friend, two we all get tested for STI's and HIV regularly." Eden starts.

"We get tested every three months. Also Kris and I are on a HIV medicine have been for a while because lord knows we both hate wearing condoms." Sid says.

"Well good because I am on birth control." Eden says.

"Good is that all?" Kris asks.

"Yes. Now I have my apartment will I be staying there or what?" Eden asks.

"Maybe for a bit but then you can slowly move in with us." Sid says.

"You guys live together and that hasn't risen any red flags?" Eden asks.

"Oh no I have a house here but I stay at Sid's a lot so you might as well say I live there." Kris replies.

"Okay. Then we are all in agreement." Eden says.

"Yes and I am so excited." Sid replies kissing her pulling her into his lap.

"Yeah I am happy too." Kris says chuckling.

"We are here." Eden says noticing they had just pulled up in front of PPG Paints arena.

The limo door opens and Eden climbs off Sid's lap and climbs out. A few minutes later Sid get's out. Kris follows suit and they head inside. They stop and get a picture together. They then head into the main area.

"Baby I have a lot to do for the event. Go have fun." Sid says.

"Okay I will come find you in a bit at whatever table you are at." Eden says.

"I will like that. Laters baby." Sid says planting a small kiss on her lips.

Eden smiled. She then goes and finds a chair to sit on. It was in the Wag section near the bar. She ordered herself a glass of wine. He phone buzzed it was Chase.

"Hey what are you up to?" Chase texts.

"At the Night of the Assists with Sid." Eden texts back.

"Oh like a date, date?" Chase asks.

"Yes Chase like a date, date. But don't worry okay. No one will ever take your spot in my life. You are my ride or die and no one will ever change that." Eden replies.

"I know just be careful please. I don't trust him." Chase says.

"I know and I will." Eden says.

"Have fun and enjoy your night. I miss you." Chase says.

"I miss you too. I have to work the 16th but as soon as I am done I am heading to the airport and flying to Daytona." Eden says.

"Awesome, you can stay at the coach with me, if you want to." Chase says.

"Sounds good to me, I will text you the flight info and times." Eden says.

"Okay, because I will fly back with you. Maybe attend a game or two?" Chase asks.

"Would love that. Then you can meet Kris too." Eden replies.

"Okay. Well go have fun. Talk later." Chase says.

"Yes definitely talk later :)." Eden replies.

"Text me when you get home. I love you." Chase says.

"I will and I love you more Clyde." Eden replies.

She then puts her phone back into her purse. She sips her wine. Some of the Wags come over and introduce their selves after seeing her come in on Sidney's arm. They seemed to be nice and she started to let loose and have fun.

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Chase had just gotten home from the shop after spending the day getting the cars ready to roll to Daytona. He fixed dinner and then texted Eden. He was so happy she was going to come to Daytona but since he started racing in NASCAR she always came to the big races. There was a knock on his door. He opens it finding his other best friend Ryan Blaney standing there. Fletch was so happy to see him.

"I think he likes seeing someone other then your ugly face from time to time." Ryan says chuckling.

He got down and was petting Fletch.

"Ha ha fuck off." Chase says flipping him the middle finger.

"Now now now is that anyway for a Georgia Peach to talk?" Ryan asks.

They both then let out laughs like hyenas.

"What's up?" Chase asks.

"Wanted to come hang. Maybe race the Stimulator and prepare for Daytona." Ryan says as he helps himself to a beer.

"Sounds good." Chase says.

"What has got you so happy?" Ryan asks.

"I was just texting with Eden and she is coming to Daytona and I am so happy. She is going to stay with me and Fletch in the coach and then we are going to go visit her in Pittsburgh for a few days." Chase says.

At the sound of her name Fletch looked up ears perked looking for her.

"That is good. Will you finely tell her how you feel?" Ryan asks.

"She has a boyfriend Ryan. Besides we are just friends and have been for 20 years man I don't want to ruin that." Chase says.

"Dude if you don't tell her, how are you gonna know how she feels? Besides if you don't I don't think you will ever find someone and be happy." Ryan replies.

"I don't know we will see." Chase says.

"Okay you know I will support you either way. I adore Eden." Ryan says.

"I know, I think everyone does. She likes you too. You are my only racing friend that she actually enjoys talking to and hanging out with when she is around." Chase says.

"I am touched." Ryan says.

Chase rolls his eyes laughing. They then headed into the room where the stimulators were. Ryan takes a seat in one and Chase in the other and they start to race.

Hours later they finished playing and Ryan was a few beers in so he decided to crash at Chase's and not risk driving. Chase let Fletch out and made sure he had fresh water. He then headed into his room. He got changed and climbed into bed. Fletch hopped up on the bed beside him.

"Guess what Fletch Eden is coming to see us in Daytona." Chase says scratching his ears.

Fletch wagged his tail and got excited.

"I know boy I am excited too." Chase says.

He looked at his phone. It was almost midnight and still no text from Eden.

"Hope you made it home safe and sound from your event. Text me and let me know. Love you and see you soon. :D." Chase texted her.

"Also Fletch says Hi and that he cannot wait to see you either.

Attachment sent."

Chase put his phone on the charger and set it down. He had a lot to do tomorrow to get ready to head to Daytona.

Chase and Fletch

*********************

It was a little after midnight when the charity event wound down. Eden had a good time and she even got Sid out on the dance floor much to everyone's surprise. Sid leads her out to the limo and opens the door. She climbs in followed by Sid and then Kris.

"Did you have fun?" Sid asks.

"I did. I had a good time." Eden says.

"That is good. I am glad." Sid replies.

"Yeah you got Sid out on the dance floor something no one has ever done." Kris says.

"Well I am glad that I did." Eden replies.

"Yeah I had a blast tonight." Sid says.

"Good. Oh before I forget after the game on the 16th, I am leaving to fly to Daytona." Eden says.

"Oh, what is going on in Daytona?" Kris asks.

"Chase is racing the Daytona 500 and I never miss it." Eden says.

"Okay." Sid says not happy.

"Look if this is going to work you will have to not be jealous of Chase. He is my best friend and like you and Kris are a package deal, Chase and I are a package deal." Eden says.

"Okay but I don't like it. He wants to jump your bones and I don't trust him." Sid replies.

"Stop it. We are friends period. We have been friends for 20 years." Eden says rolling her eyes.

"I want to meet this Chase guy." Kris says.

"You will because after the race he is coming here to spend a few days with me here." Eden replies.

"Okay." Kris and Sid both say.

They finally arrive at Sid's house and the Limo drops them off. Sid gets Eden's bag out of the trunk and they all head inside. It was really late and Sid and Kris would have practice later that next day so they head up to the master bedroom. Eden pulls her phone out of her purse. She saw Chase had sent her a text and a picture.

"I am home safely Clyde. Love you more." Eden replies.

" Also tell Fletch hi for me, give him all the belly rubs and kiss his little nose for me. Tell him Eden loves him and cannot wait to see him." Eden replies back to the picture.

She then grabs her charger and plugs her phone in. She unpacks her bag. That was when Sid came up behind her kissing her neck.

"I have been dying to get you out of that dress since the moment I laid eyes on you." Sid says.

“I’ve been dying to get you out of those tight ass pants. They don’t hide anything.” Eden says.

“God Eden.” Sid moans as he pulls you closer to him.

What baby?” Eden smiles,

“My darling Eden ,” Sid whispers, kissing her face sweetly.

Sid unzips her dress as she motioned for him to pick her up, legs wrapped around his waist, kissing his lips slowly, hands running through his greyish dark hair. Pulling at it so she could press wet kisses to his neck, his hands gripped onto the underside of her ass as he hoisted her farther up his body, dress falling down to the floor, mouth still attached to his pale skin while he walked her over to the dresser.

Trying her best to pull him on top of her , he knelt between her open legs, peppering kisses to them while she covered her face with bashfulness of the attention she was receiving and the fact she was in nothing but her bra and panties while both Sid and Kris looked on fully clothed

“What’re you shy?” Sid joked while kissing her ankle, her leg in his grip,

“No,” Eden groaned while his hand met her waistband of the lacy underwear she was wearing.

Just I’m practically naked and you too have far to many clothes on.,” Eden moaned out while his fingers danced over her clothed pussy.

Sid chuckled at her statement, however that could quickly change and in a blink of an eye it did. Kris and Sid both stripped in an erotic sexy strip tease.

“You are awfully quiet Kristopher.” Sid says.

“Just enjoying the show.” Kris replies.

Sid nods.

“I love you so much Eden and I’m glad we are official to the world now,” Sid cooed, while pushing down the cups of her bra , exposing her tits to the cool room air, Sid watched as she squirmed at the new sensation of the cold air against her nipples.

“ I love you too Sid and I am glad too,” Eden moaned while using the heel of her foot to push Sid closer to her.

Sid happily obliged in pressing his body against hers. Feeling him hard against her stomach only spurred her on more.

“ Tell me what you want,” Sid spoke quietly in your ear, his scruff prickling the side of her neck, drawing a whimper from her throat.

“Please, Please,” Eden whimpered while bucking her hips towards his cock.

Within a swift motion your legs were placed on Sid’s shoulders, heels pressed to his back while he teased her clit. In seconds her panties were shredded to pieces. Now his head leveled with her swollen pussy, he placed small kisses on her inner thighs, biting slowly on the plush of them. Eden’s back was arched up as she waited for him to give you more, “Sidney , stop teasing me,” Eden pleaded, his fingers rest near her parted mouth, she turned her neck to the left to take his rough fingers into her mouth, hallowing her cheeks as if his fingers were a cock.

“Fuck Eden.” Sid moans.

“Good good.” Kris moans stroking himself watching.

“Loving the view Letang?” Eden asks.

“Fuck yes.” Kris says.

Shifting down her body, Sidney’s mouth became attached to her clit, his tongue moving in circles while he forced her hips down with his strong forearm, his ring and middle finger entered her. Moaning out with zero volume control, Sid chuckled against her pussy, gladly excepting her juices running down his lips.

“Oh my god!” Eden moaned out, “Mouth’s so good Sid ,” Eden whined, fingers lacing in his dark hair while she rocked her hips into his mouth.

“Doing so good baby,” Sid praised as she began to shake with over stimulation.

Even though he had only eaten her out a few times, however, Sid swore he could eat her pussy all day, his large hand gripped onto her ribs, before his fingers began to pinch her nipples.

“Fuck Sid!” Eden moaned while he brought her to another orgasm, his fingers rolling her clit, tongue fucking her entrance.

“ I want your cock, please,” Eden moaned while shutting her legs.

Sid’s head shot up with a grin, his eyes opened wide and mouth dripping with her.

“Do you baby? Will this cock, make you feel so full,” Sid teased, slapping her ass with his large hand, drawing a groan from her.

“Come here babe and get a taste.” Sid says.

Kris comes over and Sid pulls him in for a kiss. Kris sucks away some of the juices still on his tongue.

“Damn tastes so good..” Kris groans.

Eden giggled as Sid picked her up, trying to get her on the bed as quickly as possible.

“Bed now Crosby!” Eden teased.

Sid laughed at her while throwing his head back, “Eager little thing,” he teased back, as he moved.

As soon as he placed her down on the insanely large bed she took to her knees, kneeling in front of Sid. She then took his heavy cock in her hands, while she slowly ran her thumb over his leaking tip.

“Jesus Christ Eden,” Sid hissed.

Eden locked eyes with Kris as held Sids cock in her hands, she then twisted her wrists in the way she knew drove him insane.

“Damn.” Kris moans as he mimicked her movements almost cumming right there.

Eden then darted her tongue out of her mouth, pressing it to Sid’s cock.

Fuck Damn,” Kris groans at the sight.

“You are one lucky bastard Crosby.” Kris adds.

“We are both lucky bastards baby.” Sid says.

Eden laughed as she ran her hands up Sid abs, right before spitting onto his shaft and taking him into her mouth.

They could hear Kris shifting in his spot while a string of curse words left his mouth as Sidney praised Eden.

“Stroke yourself babe,” Sid chuckled.

Kris came closer so Sid and Eden could see him jerk himself off. Eden hands were behind her back as she took Sid down her throat, her throat slightly contracted around his thick cock. He moaned when he felt her choke on him, his moans filled the air.

Gripping tightly on the back of your hair, Sid began to manipulate her mouth on his cock. Edens hands were pressed to his hips to keep herself steady, wet sounds filled the air as she tried her best to take all of him.

Sid pulled back abruptly, making her gasp for air, tipping back her head, “Go help Kris ,” he urged, Eden whined pathetically.

Kris came over to her his cock in her face.

“Hi baby girl,” Kris cooed, his large hand stroking his cock. Pumping it for her.

“Mhmm,” Eden moaned while watching him, bottom lip pressed between her teeth.

“Suck it baby just like you did to Sid,” Kris begs.

Eden spit on his shaft before taking it slowly into her mouth at first. She hollowed out her cheeks as she did. Kris threw his head back in pleasure.

As Eden sucked Kris off she felt Sid playing with her hair, hands pressed to her lower back.

“God baby this mouth is going to make me cum. Are you ready to swallow my load pretty girl?” Kris asks.

Eden nods her need all while reaching for Sid’s cock behind her, she was squirming on her knees from how wet you she was , needy for relief and horny as hell needing to be fucked.

“Fuck,” Kris moaned, picking up the speed of his his thrusts while watching as Sid bent her over, hands gripped tight onto the sheets in front of her, were Kris was kneeling.

Moaning at Kris pulling her hair as she was flushed with his cock.

Sid’s cock bumped her ass, he dropped to his knees to taste her once more, before lining himself up with her entrance.

Eden took Kris all the way down choking as he thrusted.

“Fuck god damn fuck.” Kris calls out as he came straight down her throat.

Eden swallowed every drop and then proceeded to kick him clean. Kris pulls back needed time to recover.

Kris pulls Sid in for a kiss as Sid thrusted into her deeply, his hands squeezing her ass as she dropped herself onto his cock. His hands spread apart her ass as he fucked you.

“Think she can take us both?” Kris asks.

“I think so. Let’s find out.” Sid moans.

Kris didn’t waste no time he thrusted inside her as well. They kissed as they held their cooks together thrusting into her.

With every thrust Eden could feel them get deeper, one of their tips kissing her g spot every time she dropped herself deeper onto them. Sid and Kris moans were wild behind her, the sound of her two boys moaning was near religious, Kris’s deeper moans and Sid’s gasps.

They watched as her tits bounced with each of their thrusts, they watched while they each gripped tighter to her hips.

“Sid, Kris oh my fucking god,” Eden moaned.

Sid gripped a chunk of her hair, pulling her back to meet their thrusts, she didn’t trust herself to keep balance at the rate they were fucking you,

“Sidney ... i’m gonna,” Eden was cut off by a moan coming from the back of her throat.

“M’ sorry can I please cum,” Eden corrected herself.

“Why don’t you ask Kris.” Sid chuckled as they continued pounding into her.

“Kris please” Eden moaned.

Kris was mocking and chuckling at her whining, she could feel that they were both just as close as she was to cumming.

��But you look so good like this,” Kris spoke finally, “Just wanna watch you forever,” he groaned.

“You take Our cocks so good eh?” Sid teased while still not giving her the word, “Stretching out this pretty pussy?” he spoke to himself,.

“Yes,” Eden rasped out, “I love both your cocks,” Eden whined.

Kris pulled her hair back and sucked on her neck, grazing his teeth over her pulse point.

“Cum for us pretty girl,” Sid rasped out.

Eden happily obliged. Sid and Kris groan as they pump her full of their cum. When they could finally move they pull out. Kris goes and grabs stuff to wipe them all off and clean.! He then throws them in then hamper before joining them both in bed.

Post orgasm Eden was laying on Sid’s chest, finger nails running up it. His hand was pressed flat to your face, stroking your cheek with thumb.

“You did so good baby. How do you feel?” Sid asks.

“Sedated.” Eden says.

“How does it feel down there? Kris asks knowing they were both pretty big.

“Sore but I need to become adjusted to your sizes.” Eden says eyes fluttering.

“Yes you do. And you will. Now get some sleep baby girl.” Sid says kissing her head.

“Yes close those pretty eyes and sleep.” Kris says kissing her back.

Eden closed her eyes and was out pretty quickly. It didn’t take Kris and Sid long to follow.

First picture is The story banner, second picture is Eden in her dress, third and fourth are Sid and Kris in their outfits. Fifth and sixth is Chase Elliott and his Dog Fletch.

#pittsburgh penguins #nhl #kris letang #sidney crosby #sidtanger #chase elliott #poly relationship #nhl fanfiction #auto racing #fanfiction

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Surprise Egg 7/13: I Feel Great

Filbo ended up going to out to get lunch for both of them. Which felt a bit strange to do since Buddy was usually the one doing that. Of course, unlike Buddy, all Filbo could bring back was sauce, not that Buddy could eat bugsnax anyway so it didn’t matter. It would’ve still been nice to be able to do more though. Would’ve been even better to be able to do something more substantial for Buddy.

“How do you stand it?” he asked after they’d finished eating.

“Stand what?” Buddy asked as they stood up from the table with a stretch.

“Eating almost nothing but sauce. I mean… after Liz went missing and before you found me, it couldn’t have been much longer than a few weeks but I was sure I was starving to death. But you’ve been doing it for… I don’t even know how many months now without complaint.” And while carrying an egg for most of it too.

“I don’t have a choice so why complain about it? But anyway, now that Shelda’s back, that’s practically everyone, you planning on throwing another party?”

“I was thinking about it.” Before Buddy had come strolling back into town, distracting him with first their news about the Snaxsquatch and then everything that had followed. “I wish Liz and Egg were here too though.”

“I’ll find them soon.” The complete casual confidence in their tone indicated it was a promise without them even have to say it. And if anyone could keep such a promise, it was them. Even half-starved and run visibly ragged, they would find Liz. All without even whining about it a little bit.

With a sigh, Filbo stepped around the table to stand in front of them and look them over. Their fur was visibly rough and messy, a clear sign of poor health, nothing new there though. And… “You have more burns.” Places where their fur was burnt all the way away, exposing blistered flesh underneath.

“Yeah. I was trying to catch an annoying as hell scorpepper in the Sizzling Sands. But then the whole going into labor thing made that hard, especially since I didn’t know that’s what was happening at the time.”

“That must’ve been really scary.”

“Yeah, it was. But I lived it’s fine.” They brushed it off as it was nothing. “Why are looking at me like that though? I already agreed to rest until tomorrow morning. You’re not getting any more out of me so don’t make me feel bad about it.”

“I know.” Even if he could convince them to rest for longer it’d have the negative side effect of prolonging their stay on the island where they had practically nothing to eat but sauce. So the sooner they finished their story, the sooner they could go home and eat properly again. “Just… take it easy please?” He could ask for that much, right?

“Yeah, yeah, I’ll take it easy. Now, let’s cuddle.” They grabbed his paw and pulled him towards the bed.

*Around evening the next day*

Upon coming down from Sugerpine Woods with a backpack full of mostly peanut butter for themself and a bugsnax for everyone else except Gramble, Buddy was waylaid by Chandlo outside the mill. Not unusual when they were entering town from here but what was unusual was the concerned look on his face.

“Yo dawg, I’ve been meaning to talk to you since you came back from the desert the other day but didn’t want to disturb you. But… you really didn’t know you were carrying Filbo’s egg that wholetime?”

“I had no clue whatsoever.” If the thought had even occurred to them even once they probably would’ve figured it out. “Why?”

“Just… if I’d known I wouldn’t have asked you to take on the Mama Mewon with me, you know?” Good thing he hadn’t known then because that had been an exciting fight and seeing him come to his conclusion afterwards had been a bit of a downer but interesting nonetheless. “She banged you up pretty good so… sorry ‘bout that.”

“It’s fine.”

“Are you sure you should be up and hunting already though? I’ve heard laying an egg can be pretty intense.”

“No, I feel great.” A lie. But now that their body was no longer providing for the egg they should start feeling better soon, right?

“Well… if you’re sure. Take it easy though dawg, you don’t want to hurt yourself.”

They didn’t bother to even reply to that as they shifted their back around to hang off their front to make digging into it for bugsnax easier.

Chandlo wasn’t the only one who brought up concern over Buddy’s lack of knowledge about the egg and how they’d behaved while carrying it. And of course everyone had something to say about how they were up and running around so soon after laying the egg also. Even Shelda, who they barely knew, brought it. Though she used it as a ploy to distract from them asking why she’d requested they put a bugsnax in her ‘box of purity’, confirming their suspicions about what she was going to do with it. It made them mad but… whatever, they were going to keep doing her favors as she asked anyway just to see what would happen and to see if she’d ever own up to it.

On top of all that, they were also given updates on the egg. Which they neither asked for nor wanted but they politely listened to anyway. Apparently, the group had decided to have a schedule for pouching the egg and would figure out what to do with the grumpling once it hatched. It was very kind of them all to do so, Buddy made sure to thank each of them, especially since they’d neglected to do so properly yesterday.

A few days later

Despite the sedate pace Buddy set and them leading him up the easier/less steep way whenever possible, Filbo was struggling before they’d even quite reached the halfway point up to Frosted Peak. He wasn’t requesting a break yet though so Buddy kept going for now, being sure to glance back every so often to make sure he was keeping up.

It was kind of nice to go at a slower pace for once though. It gave them time to appreciate the view more and… to rest a bit because they were still tired and didn’t feel well. Which was just no fair, it had been almost a week since the whole birthing the egg thing, shouldn’t they be starting to feel better by now? Their body wasn’t providing for it anymore so they should at least be starting to feel better, shouldn’t they? And to add insult to injury they couldn’t even find the Snaxsquatch again no matter how hard they looked. Well, at least they’d finally found another lead on opening the stones doors so it wasn’t all bad.

Hopefully Lizbert would indeed be on the other side. Then they could interview her, getting the final things they needed to really make their story shine as well as the answer to the mystery of what had become of her and what was behind the door. And then they could finally go home and eat and publish the story. It was going to be amazing. And never again would they go anywhere for an extended stay without bringing at least twice as much food than should be enough for how long they planned to be there. Maybe more since they’d been sure they’d brought too much for this trip only to run out what felt like forever ago now.

They’d have to return soon after publishing their story with food supplies for Gramble and Shelda even if she was a hypocrite with her stupid purity box or whatever it was called. And for Filbo, if he didn’t come with them when they left, they’d return to see him again too. Hopefully he would come with them but it’d be unfair to expect him to do so. If they could get internet set up on the island then perhaps they could do a long distance relationship type thing. It wouldn’t be ideal but Buddy would be able to visit fairly often with the airship. Hopefully he would just come with them though. Maybe he might even want to go other places with them to? Probably to nowhere super dangerous but maybe…

As they reached Frosted Peak at last, they shook off the daydream. They had important stuff to do up here that would hopefully result in their daydreams about what they’d do when finally freed from this cursed island become reality.

The air was crisp and clear up here, making them shiver a little. It was nice though, cleared their head some. Taking a deep breath of it, they turned around to watch Filbo half stumble his way up too.

“We made it?” he asked in between panting.

“Pretty much yeah.”

“Oh thank grump.” He flopped down to sit on the ground and then seemingly unmindful of the snow, lay down too.

Buddy walked over to look down at him. “You okay?”

“Yeah, just… really tall mountain is really tall. Who’d have thought, right?” His attempt at a chuckle petered out as he continued to try to catch his breath.

“You could’ve asked to take a break pretty much whenever.” In hindsight maybe Buddy should’ve suggested at least one. “I would’ve stopped for you.”

“Yeah, I know but… you never ask to take a break, I have to practically beg you to. And just… lookat you.” He lifted a paw to gesture vaguely up at them. “You gave birth to that egg like… a week ago and you’ve already seemed to have recovered a quite a bit from the whole thing, not just the birthing but carrying it too. I know you can’t possibly as well as pretend to be but still… how do you do it?”

Hmmm… seems Buddy had been hiding their continued discomfort better than they’d thought if Filbo believed they were what could be considered ‘recovered’ in anyway. Since then though, desperate to be done with this island, they’d been pushing themself a bit harder which meant spending less time with him, so that might be why. Well, he didn’t need to know the truth. “I guess I’m just that good.”

Filbo opened his mouth respond but before he got a single word out…

“Hold on a second.”

Buddy looked up to see Eggabell approaching with a righteous look of concern and borderline fury on her face. Uh-oh, here came another lecture and/or scolding.

“Did he just say you were pregnant?” she asked as she reached them.

“I was but then I laid the egg like a week ago so I’m not anymore. I’m fine now.”

She didn’t look at all placated. “That’s means all the other times you were up here you were carrying an egg. You were splashing around in the freezing cold water and getting knocked around and just being reckless in general. What the grump is wrong with you? And where is the egg now? Please tell me you didn’t actually hike up to a freezing cold mountain with an egg in your pouch.”

Buddy had to hold back a sigh. “No, I didn’t. I gave it up and half the town ending up adopting it. But just for the record, I didn’t know I was carrying an egg until after I gave birth to it otherwise I would’ve been more careful.” Or at the very least they would’ve triedto be more careful. “And I wasn’t ‘splashing around’ I was catching the sodie. I was only in the water for not even close to a full minute so you don’t need to lecture me about that again.”

“In your state, after laying in egg, whether or not you kept it, you should be resting. There’s no way you recovered that fast.”

“I’m kind of in the middle of something though. In fact, all three of us are. So let’s just go open the stone door so Lizbert can come back to town. And then I can finally interview her and finish what I came here for. After that, I promise I’ll rest as much as both of you guys want me to. In fact, I’ll be able to go back to the mainland and eat real food again. So can we please focus on finding Lizbert instead of being worried about me or whatever?”

That finally gave Eggabell pause, her expression shifting into a worried frown. “I… guess you’re right. And you two are already up here so… we should focus on opening the stone doors and saving Liz. … Oh and uh, hi Filbo, it’s been a while huh?” She extended a paw towards him to help pull him to his feet.

“Hi Eggabell,” he said with a smile as he brushed himself off. “I can see you already know Buddy. How long has that uh… been a thing?” He glanced at Buddy. His expression remained pleasant but it was clear what he was thinking nonetheless.

“I told them not to tell anyone I was up here. So don’t be upset with them about that. Let’s just go open the door now and hope Liz is inside for everyone’s sake.” She set off in that direction and Buddy and Filbo followed.

“Did you really splash around in water up here?” Filbo whispered with a slight grimace.

“I didn’t splash around. I just stepped into the water for a little bit. It’s not even deep enough for Gramble to swim in.”

“But… isn’t even that still a really bad idea when it’s this cold?”

Yes and the water had frozen to their fur almost instantly but… “I had to catch the sodie. And it turned out totally fine, I’m sure you would’ve noticed a long time ago if I’d lost a foot or whatever to frost bite.

Filbo still looked unsure and concerned but thankfully was distracted as they rounded the bend and the stone doors came into view.

One failed attempt at opening the stone doors later and at the end of the following conversation between Egg and Filbo. None of which probably went down 100% the same way it did in game but it’s close enough that I don’t feel the need to write it since the gist is the same and the differences aren’t essential to the part I’m jumping back into.

“Please come back to town,” Filbo blurted out before Eggabell could finish turning away to leave. “I knowyou want to stay up here and figure out what we did wrong with the doors but…”

“Exactly! I need to figure this out and I will, I just need some time.”

Filbo grimaced as he lifted his paws to fiddle with them but he spoke with little hesitation. “But… if you’d been there before you might’ve been able to tell Buddy was pregnant and gotten them to relax more because of it. Or if you’d been there the day they got back from birthing the egg, things would’ve been a whole lot lessscary. And uh… while I happily gave the egg up for adoption with Buddy, I’m still worried about it. Floofty’s not a doctor so all they could really do for sure was determine that it’s alive. And I’m basically always worried about Buddy lately especially after what you said earlier about how they should be resting.”

Buddy took a breath to interrupt and insist such concern wasn’t necessary but… if given the chance would Filbo actually be able to convince her to come back to town on his own? So they held their silence for now as he continued.

“So please come back to town even for just a little bit. Just to check on the egg and examine Buddy properly. You can look at Liz’s notes again pretty much anywhere, right? And… and… maybe stepping away for a bit and coming back might be the exact thing you need to figure how to open the door. I know there’s probably not really anything you could do to help Buddy or uh… I guess the egg too but… I’d feel a bit better if you did.”

She frowned at him and then glanced at Buddy for a few seconds before sighing and looking at Filbo again. “So the egg is yours too?”

“Yeah, mine and Buddy’s. It was an accident, we didn’t mean for… it to happen.”

“Hmmm… I would’ve assumed you’d want to be a parent.”

“No. I don’t mind kids and stuff but… I don’t want to raise one, not right now or anytime soon anyway. So uh….”

“Yeah, fine, you’ve convinced me. I’ll return to town. Only for a little bit though and mostly to check on the egg but I’ll examine Buddy too if they’ll let me.”

“Really? Awesome!”

She sighed again. “Let’s just go.” Without further word she took off, without even looking back to see if they were following.

After a beat or two, Filbo jerked back into motion and followed. Buddy fell into step with him. “You actually convinced her to go back to town.” They were proud of him for that especially since they hadn’t been able to do so themself. Not that they’d tried very hard before accepting she wasn’t coming back until Lizbert was found. “Good job.”

Filbo beamed back at them. “Thanks.”

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