he lived, served cunt, died, and then served cunt even harder
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The first rock 'n roll song ever recorded (according to the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame) was "Rocket 88" by Jackie Brenston and the Delta Cats in 1951. Bob Seger's hit single "Old Time Rock 'n Roll" was recorded in 1979, when the oldest qualifying records described by the song would have been 29 years old.
At 43, "Old Time Rock 'n Roll" is over a decade older in 2022 than the oldest rock 'n roll was at the time the song was written. Thus making "Old Time Rock 'n Roll" old time rock 'n roll.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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Flash, on Tik Tok: put a finger down hero edition!
Flash: *points at Superman and Conner*
Flash: put a finger down if you've ever been cloned without your consent by a billionaire who wanted to use said clone to kill and replace you! And now you're coworkers!
Danny, sitting in his car, face completely blank, in a Tik Tok duet: *puts a finger down*
Dani: *pops her head over the seat and makes eye contact with the camera at the exact same moment*
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presented without context or explanation cause i have none
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what's the stupidest/silliest looking frog you know of?
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[In order of appearance: Glyphoglossus molossus, Myobatrachus gouldii, Choerophryne proboscidea, Nasikabatrachus sahyadrensis, Pipa pipa, Litoria pinocchio, Triprion petasatus, Synapturanus danta, Breviceps verrucosus, Notaden bennettii, Hemisus guttatus, Hemiphractus bubalus]
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Sirius walks into the dorm: why is there a cat asleep in your lap?
James: ...
Regulus, said cat: ...
Sirius: we are dog people in this dorm. Why'd you have a cat!? This is such a betrayal! This would be as bad as you shagging my baby brother!!!!
James: funny story-
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Taz, during his panel: i know you guys want me to tell you that Mackenyu and I don't get along but in truth i love that guy
Mackenyu, four days after, on that same stage: A character I like besides Zoro? NEVER Sanji [points at Sanji's banner] I am glad that guy is not here today. Just kidding.
Also Mackenyu: [Suddenly walks away from the Zoro statue he just signed to ALSO sign OPLA Sanji's banner UMPROMPTED]
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No because the funniest thing is Eddie seeing Steve do cool stuff with his bat and completely annihilating a demogorgan. Eddie is panicking and he wants to do something cool too, so without thinking he just smashes his guitar over the demogorgan’s head. Steve and Eddie look at each other in shock.
Steve: Eddie you just killed your first demogorgan!
Eddie: I just broke my fucking guitar!
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