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ahkab (assigned Hajime kinnie at birth)
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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.
- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.
- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.
- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.
That's love. 🐈⬛🐈❤️
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“Did you know the Italians have 200 different words for pasta?”
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Is it weird that I want the holding cell flat? I wanna put my friends in there and give them puzzles to solve to be let out 🥰🫶
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The fucking link to the Wikipedia for "cylinder". Brutal.
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ok. thats fair
[ID: a kindergarten vowel worksheet which has each vowel to trace along with a picture for each vowel: an apple, an elephant, an igloo, an octopus, and an umbrella. beside each picture a child has written their own spelling of the word. apple is written “appl,” elephant is “elfit,” and igloo is “iglu.” beside the octopus, however, the child has drawn a screaming face reminiscent of Ghostface or perhaps Munch’s The Scream. umbrella has not yet been spelled.]
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its so difficult to draw anatomy. and objects. and backgrounds. and clothing. and colors. and lighting. i honestly dont know how i ever managed to draw anything in my entire life
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hurts my heart and lungs that the red car isnt the fastest on the track and really hasnt been in a decade and some. ferrari makes me sick if i think about it for longer than an hour how dare you do that to red
#going to send this post to my parents (f1 ferrarri fans) to see how they feel#update: my parents are mad at you op my bad. my father called you a punk#according to my father ferrarri uses red specifically BECAUSE children associate it with fast cars. i don’t think that goes against what u#said but i activated trivia mode in him so. yanno
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always remember.
WASHING machine
SQUASHING machine
SLOSHING machine
if you get these the wrong way round then youre FUCKED buddy and there is NO hope for you. so look out
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Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is horrifying weapon attack
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im starting to think you guys dont like it when stories make you feel things
#…. some of you folks need to engage in more media where people die#it can really be pretty fun actually. there’s some great themes in there#i’m sure my followers know this bc. lotsa dangan fans in here. but still
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Feminist nagito what's you're opinions on yuri
I love yuri! To me, there’s nothing that brings greater hope than watching women find love and connection with each other instead of relying on men like society pushes them to. I especially like Revolutionary Girl Utena because of how thoroughly it delves into sexuality and the cruel regime of traditional gender roles. You could even say I’m a bit of a himedanshi.
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