cluster b (npd) culture is feeling like you deserve an award for how consistently you've resisted telling your coworkers they're the dumbest people alive

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npd culture is spending most of ur life thinking theres no way u have any cluster b disorder bc u grew up watching fucking psych2go only to learn that u have npd AND borderline and now just having to unlearn all the internalized sanism bs that they taught u :/

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Dougie Poynter being relatable af on “The Weakest Link” last night

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self diagnosed culture is constantly asking your friends if they follow the criteria for diagnosis too because "what if the diagnosis criteria is just that vague lol and poorly written and I thought wrong" but then you're the only one who can relate

imagine being someone at new rome university and not knowing percy is the same guy as “percy jackson, son of poseidon, two-time hero of olympus, former praetor” because the thought doesn’t even cross your mind. like… he’s percy. he’s a total frat boy. on a normal night, he walks into a party, refers to everyone as bro or dude, socializes with every living (and not-living) person in the room, makes at least 50 sarcastic comments, plays 12 rounds of beer pong, drinks way too much, and then skates around campus on his skateboard yelling “I LOVE NEW YORK” (which makes no sense, because they’re in california) until someone calls his girlfriend to come get him.

and then one day there’s an attack, and frat boy percy is all of a sudden a fighting machine. he’s yelling battle cries alongside the praetors frank zhang and hazel levesque as they lead everyone into battle. (why is he with the praetors? and why…. why in the world do the praetors seem to be following his lead?) his sword slashes through armies of monsters faster than you’ve ever seen. he’s controlling the entire river surrounding the camp, creating huge waves as tall as skyscrapers that crash down all around him, wiping out monsters and causing mass destruction to his enemies’ ranks. the sky is suddenly dark above you, ice-cold water droplets are slashing through the air, and the wind is blowing so aggressively that it’s making it hard to stand up steadily. because he’s somehow created a hurricane.

and he looks terrifying. you can feel the power radiating off of him. he’s like a god. or maybe a monster. it’s hard to tell. you’re a little scared of him, to be honest. but also in total awe, because it’s extraordinary. he’s extraordinary.

frat boy percy is not who you thought he was.

Go hiking. Fake your death. Become one with the forest. Elevate to forest god. The simple things.

that hc about hobie knowing everything about miles before he even met him

Off to college!!!

Cluster B culture is apologizing for something that you know you don’t need to apologize for just because you thought you heard some distain from their voice and then you apologize again for the apology all while hating yourself

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"Or...am I getting ahead of myself again?" "Not one bit."

Cloud Strife & Tifa Lockhart Golden Saucer Date • Final Fantasy VII (Rebirth) + happy release day!

we find our lovey dovey couple in the middle of a reconciliation 

I mean just look at him:

He has a sparkling personality

*gives you a gay little kiss that feels like home*

RHER THAT BI-

so I might be doing portraits of everyone. (Do not take my word for it)